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  • ferris bueller goes to college

    From Greg Westin@21:1/5 to All on Fri Jan 13 17:45:53 2023
    <Longshot of them taking test>

    <Instructor>
    Today you will be taking a test on B- trees

    <Jenny>
    I don't think I'm going to get above a C in this class

    <ferris>

    I guess in this data structures, I'm going to get a D

    <elise>
    Can you have a little faith?

    <Ferris>
    I already have a C-

    <Elise>
    Hey you can copy off of me

    <Instructor>
    So here's the test, you are being asked to
    construct a binary search tree and a b- tree

    <Ferris>
    I don't know how to do either. How will I even live in the
    same town as my parents. Will I live in their basement in Palo
    Alto listening to Hammer everyday

    <Elise>
    Oh no, I don't know how to do any of this

    There is a time lapse picture of them taking the test

    <Ferris>
    Ok, I'm finished, I drew a tree
    (he looks at camera)
    I think it was a sequoia or an orange tree?

    <Elise>
    I bombed it, I'm down to a D I think I'm an English major now

    <Ferris>
    There has to be a way out this one.
    He falls on the groung

    <Instructor>
    So are you sick during the test

    <Ferris>
    Yes, can I get an incomplete in the class

    <Instructor>
    I have to think about it, if you bring a notice in fine>

    <Ferris>
    Ok

    <Next day at doctors office>
    Ferris looks at camera,
    I have to really be sick, or I'm not going to own fathers IPO

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