ferris bueller 6/22 Ferris flies to Monteal
From
Greg Westin@21:1/5 to
All on Mon Jan 23 17:56:52 2023
<longshot of ferris landing in Montreal>
<Ferris talking to camera>
I'm here, and I'm going to do my work remotely
<Ferris talks to man>
You won't believe this ,but I'm going to log on to network news
and check my colorado mail in 1990
<Man>
Well, bonjour
<Ferris>
Bonjoir
<Ferris>
So, I have to type this letter up first for my assigment
to get two people with different controls running on
a basketball court
<Man>
Oh I did that in college
<Ferris>
How did you end up here
<Man>
I got a c- in data structures
<Ferris>
So you work as a bell hop in Montreal
<man>
pretty much
<Ferris>
Ok, so I'll write here, "when you press - key you go back ward, plus key foward. 8 or up key up the court, 2, down on numberical keypad.
Should I change that
<Man>
No that's fine, I did something like that, but it was with Wilt Chamberlain
<Ferris>
Stares at camera
Well he was good to go with scoring
<Man>
He was. so did you bring your girlfriend?
<Ferris>
No, I just came here for inspiration, i'm here to try to get a C in data structures and continue on with my information systems degree
<Man>
you should goto McGill here, we have a good unversity, and we give IT people alot of money and girls from the bank of Canada.
<Ferris>
Well, I'm trying to take over my parents company with a degree in information systems
<man>
and not computer science?
<Dude>
So I goto Queens here, I got an idea, to use AI
<Ferris>
Man I don't understand you very well.
<Dude>
Ok, I'm going to go take the cruiseboat to iceland from here.
<Ferris>
Looks at camera.
I hear that is nearby actually
<Man>
Well, I hope you have a good stay here
<Ferris>
Who is that
<Man>
Looks like a bad girl
<Ferris>
Ok, I'll give her 80 dollars like she asked
<Man>
No don't give her anything
<Ferris>
Ok, maybe she needs a hotel. Ok, I thought about it, I'll only give her 20
<Man>
Proverbs 1 says the idiot will always find a woman like that
<Ferris>
Ok, I'm not sure what to do
Next day:
<shot of ferris on phone>
Yeah, this girl, uh, yeah, you're still my girlfriend Elise
<Elise>
Get back to Colorado this minute!
<Ferris>
I'm going to stay one more night
<Elise>
No come back to Boulder now
<Ferris>
Looks at camera
Looks like girlfriend doesn't want me to have the belly dancer from
circus de soliel
I better get an air ticket back tonight
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