• ferris bueller in stanford, bioinformatics assignment, gets a B-

    From Greg Westin@21:1/5 to All on Wed Mar 29 14:41:29 2023
    <Ferris>
    I got my first assignment back
    <Professor A>
    It was good, except for your final analysis
    <Ferris>
    It's to design a part of a program that has inner circle of friends of 20, intermediate of 400, and the of 8000
    <Professor A>
    I liked your analysis of genetic algorithims and decided to give you a B <Ferris>
    I'd actually be surprised if Stanford even rivaled university of Colorado at Denver these days after Mike Shanahan
    <Professor A>
    And today we're going to go into using the for loop and AI- artificial intelligence.
    <Ferris>
    This is where we count to 1000 and everyone gets confused
    <Professor A>
    I just put x in a for loop that I did when I was 17 and got in school early, and got an exception compiler error
    <Ferris>
    Raises hand. Ok, just put an equal sign in between the 1 and the 1000 <Professor A>
    That took alot. Thanks. I didn't want to be here today, my condo in Colma really sucks, and its surrounded by hookers and green day band members going to safeway 7 times a day and Brad Pitt.
    <Ferris>
    We forgive you
    <Professor A>
    I only have one girlfriend online, and I stopped seeing the hookers 3 years ago.
    <Ferris>
    We forgive you
    <Professor A>
    We don't like your name for your program, but if you rename it from inner circle or sphere we'll give you a B.
    <Ferris>
    call it the computer xenon
    <Professor A>
    Well call it Xenon
    <Ferris>
    Right

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