XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

etherore wrote:

On Wed, 29 Apr 2009 16:11:48 -0400, "Will Dockery"
<shadowville@knology.net>
wrote:

"etherore" wrote:

Karla and I are two separate souls inhabiting two
different bodies.

The Dumpleganger Twins!

OMG, Shakespeare's monkey hit a key and accidently came up with a power
concept.

If we can get Renay in, we'd be the Dumpleganger Triplets. With Renay and
cendare, the Dumpleganger Sisters. Add PJR and Rob and we'd be the
Dumpleganger
Brothers and Sisters. We've got tv gold here. I'm thinking A&E for the
reality
pitch. If they want to go drama, I'd say whatever channel does Nip/Tuck. I >> think
Andy Serkis (Gollum in LOTR trilogy) for Chuck and Amy Winehouse would be
perfect for Dreckery except we'd have to dub the singing. Dibs on Janeane
Garofalo to play me. Steve Buscemi could do special guest as the ghost of
Tom
Bishop.

Now we need a snappy name for our production company. BareIt's
PrivateTears
comes to mind.

Joy

Casting Update

Current participants
Joy= Janeane Garofalo
Rob=Patrick Stewart
PJR=Hugh Laurie(Colin Firth for backup)
Dockery=Amy Winehouse (dub in voice but keep the eyelashes)
Chuckles= Andy Serkis
Karla=Mary McDonnell
Gary= Willam Dafoe (Gary Sinise for Backup)
George Dance=Rowan Atkinson
Dale Houstman=John Malkovich
Rik Roots=Julian Sands
Jeanne Khan= Dame Judi Dench(Diane Keaton as backup)
Beau Blue= Donald Sutherland
Ghost of Tom Bishop= Steve Buscemi
Veronica O'Donohue= Helen Mirren
Various Usenet trolls=Amy Poehler, Steve Martin, Robin Williams, Roseanne, >> Jorge
Garcia, Cheech & Chong, Tracey Ullman, Catherine O'Hara, Eugene Levy,
Whoopi
Goldberg, Stephen Colbert, Keith Richards, Cam Gigandet, Quentin
Tarentino, Jack
Black,Joe Pesci, Jean Reno


Past Posters (Flashbacks, storylihne etc)
jr Sherman=Dennis Leary (Kevin Spacey as backup)
Sharon McElroy= Madonna but Jennifer Coolidge (Beautician in Legally
Blonde
movies)if we can't get Madge
Marek= Klaus Maria Brandauer
Robert Maughan= the obvious choices are dead so Sir Ian McKellan(with
Anthony
Hopkins as backup)
renay= Mary Louise Parker (Julia Roberts as a backup)
Robin Sommo=Kathy Bates
Ruswa=Sendhil Ramamurthy (Heroes w/Naveen Andrews as backup)
Greg Jungheim= Wilfprd Brimley
Bettina Callaghan= Sally Fields
Robert Westermeyer=Nick Nolte
Ryan Deschamps= Jake Gyllenhaal (Zach Braff as backup)
Michael Cook=Michael Madsen
cendare= Mary Lynn Rajskub (Chloe on 24)
Stuart Leichter=Martin Sheen
Dancing Bear= Will Sampson
Sherrie Lee=Toni Collette
Dennis Hammes=Woody Allen
Carmen=Penelope Cruz
Mike McNeilley=Sam Elliot (Kris Kristoffersen as backup)
Oleg= Liam Neeson
ying=CS Lee (from Dexter)
Donald O'Doolin=Brendan Gleason (Paul Hogan as backup)
Zita=Angelina Jolie with Jennifer Beal as backup
Antii and his usenet bride: Owen Wilson & Ellen Page
American Victoria=Gwynneth Paltrow or Reese Witherspoon
Lee Tracy= David Morse or Robert Downey Jr.
Mop= Catherine Zeta-Jones
Terran=Tom Hanks
Gink=Jack Nicholson
k= Maggie Gyllenhaal
Alpha= Brad Dourif (Mel Gibson as backup)
Jim Standish=Bernard Hill
Elvira= Dianne Kruger
Lizzy=Vanessa Redgrave
Marge=Taylor Holland



Illusions you say? Yes, I guess to you my Jesus Christ qualities
are an illusion.
~Sharon McElroy~

Jesus is the best quality im life bar any,!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Interesting time capsule of the Usenet poetry scene a couple of decades ago.

:)

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