• The Return of Michael Monkey

    From George J. Dance@21:1/5 to in their right mind would judge the on Mon Dec 23 21:00:16 2024
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    from https://www.novabbs.com/arts/article-flat.php?id=253903&group=alt.arts.poetry.comments#253903

    On Fri, 20 Dec 2024 15:22:04 +0000, Michael Monkey aka "HarryLime"
    wrote:

    Yes, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) has returned, as Will and I
    suspected. Even the name of his new sock, "HarryLime", looked like an
    obvious clue to the "third man" on Team Monkey (the other two being
    Jim/Edward and NancyGene). So we devised a way to have him out himself:
    Will would bump up an old thread, I'd reply to it, and if "Harry" were
    MMP, he wouldn't be able to resist replying. And it worked.

    (Since the backthread has served its purpose, I've snipped most of it.)

    It's "Jerk store!" time, again. George Dance re-responds to a post I
    made almost two years ago (because he thinks I'm no longer here to smack
    him around).

    If further proof that this is MMP were needed, here it is: he walked
    right into the trap, and he's still clueless that it even happened.

    On Sat, 21 Jan 2023 4:13:51 +0000, Michael Pendragon wrote:
    The above passage demonstrates why so-so poets should avoid
    predetermined formats at all costs. The "sentence" is incomplete.

    GD: That's because it wasn't a "sentence" until "Edward" added the full
    stop. Which demonstrates only that so-so poets should avoid
    repunctuating their betters' poetry.

    MMP: GD is now aping PJR (because PJR is no longer here to slap him
    around).

    Years conspire to decrease possibilities.

    GD: Exactly what the poem says, which Michael would have discovered if
    he
    had bothered to look it up. He didn't even need to look it up on line;
    he could have found it in his own "literary journal" (AYOS 2021, 10).

    MMP: My literary journal was created to highlight the best examples of
    poetry from AAPC's various members. The best poetry by Member G does
    not necessarily measure up to the best poetry of Member J.

    As Mr. Dance has so ably demonstrated above, his own poem left no traces
    on my memory.

    MMP's memory lapses are something I'm sure we're all familiar with by
    now. But let us remember what else I just ably demonstrated: that back
    in 2021 (when he was still hoping to recruit me as an ally) he
    considered Possibilities one of "the best examples of poetry" on AAPC.

    These too lines don't form a coherent sentence.

    GD: I think you mean those *two* lines. They are not a sentence, even in Edward's edit, and neither of them are a sentence in the actual poem.
    Once again, Edward added a full stop that's not in the original (as
    Michael would have known, if he'd bothered to read the original).

    MMP: It seems that Mr. Dance's purpose in reopening this thread is to re-state that Mr. Rochester mistakenly added end punctuation to his
    lines, thereby making his poem appear to be more illiterate than it
    actually is.

    MMP seems completely clueless about my actual "purpose" but that's par
    for the course. So let's focus on what's important:
    (1) He claimed my poem was "illiterate";
    (2) I pointed out that every example of "illiteracy" he found was added
    by his ally Jim;
    (3) Now he's claiming my poem is still "illiterate".

    Remember, again, that three years ago, when he still hoped to talk me
    into becoming his ally, he considered it one of "the best poems" on aapc
    that year. Now that he considers me his adversary, it's "illiterate."
    "When [someone] is seen as an adversary, you assign a childish name to
    him and claim he can't write."

    The fact that Mr. Dance feels compelled to do so nearly two years after
    both the original post *and* after his original refutation demonstrates
    an alarming degree of obsessive pettiness on his part.

    LOL! Will picked the thread - and it's a good one - but there were many
    other possibilities. (heh!) Suffice it to say, Jim is a fool and no one
    in their right mind would judge their poetry by what he says about it.

    GD: Having children restores the lost possibilities; you no longer have
    them, but your children do.

    MMP: No, they don't. If the poem is expressing a universal principle,
    then the children's possibilities will necessarily be decreased as they mature as well.

    Sure, onr's children will fail to realize some of their possibilities,
    too; but they will also realize some that their parents did not. Just
    because MMP or Jim failed to reach your own goals, for example, it does
    not follow that your children will fail at their goals as well.

    This, again, is not a coherent sentence.

    GD: Once again, that is solely due to Edward's editing.

    MMP: "Once again,..." Quite. And one supposes that will be repeating it
    yet a third time two years from now.

    If MMP shows up two years from now with a new sock, we might try the
    same thing. But not probably with a different thread; the archives are
    full of threads like this.

    You really spend way too much
    time interacting with the Donkey; his illiteracy is rubbing off.

    GD: It figures that you'd try to blame Will; but I don't see how you can blame him for Edward's sloppy editing.

    MMP: Mr. Donkey serves as proof of the old adage concerning the "one bad apple."

    In this case, the presence of one illiterate member of a group causes
    the other members to relax their standards.

    Or, in the words of another adage, any group will inevitably settle to
    the level of its lowest participant.

    MMP repeatedly complains about me repeating this point, but it doesn't
    seem to have sunk in yet, so:
    The only examples of "illiteracy" that have been shown in this thread
    came from Jim. (Better yet, let's "settle" to MMP's level and start
    calling Jim Mr. Chimp again.)

    I'd say the only reason for MMP to call Will an illiterate that's been
    shown in this thread is that he doesn't like Will. Will's also MMP's
    adversary. As he says: "When [someone] is seen as an adversary, you
    assign a childish name to him and claim he
    can't write." https://groups.google.com/g/alt.arts.poetry.comments/c/EA_gCO9_BDk/m/DWT2Fq0TBwAJ?hl=en

    How do the possibilities justify our lives if they are decreased to
    irrelevancy by years?

    GD: As I already explained: they're restored in the next generation.

    MMP: And as I've already explained, the next generation's possibilities
    are as limited as those of their forebears. Since time and circumstance
    will *always* conspire to decrease their possibilities by the time they
    reach adulthood, the seemingly unlimited possibilities at birth are necessarily an illusion.

    Nonsense; people can and do realize possibilities in their lives,
    including those their ancestors never did. No one can do everything, of
    course, but plenty of people have done enough to justify their existence
    {many of whose ancestors did nothing to justify theirs, beyond - wait
    for it - having families).

    Roughly speaking (i.e., ignoring the incoherent pseudo-sentences),

    GD: I do hope we've spent enough time on Edward's pseudo-sentences.

    MMP: LOL! If Mr. Dance actually meant what he said, he wouldn't have
    reopened a two-year old thread in order to bitch about Mr. Rochester's "edits" to his poem a second time.

    LOL right back. I've already explained why I commented on the thread
    Will reopened. But I'm serious; we've advanced the debate. MMP has not
    disputed that all "illiteracy" he discovered was caused by Mr. Chimp,
    but he's sticking to his story that the poem is still "illiterate"
    anway, as per his editorial philosophy: "When [someone] is seen as an adversary, you assign a childish name to him and claim he can't write."

    your
    poem is saying that we are all born with unlimited potential, but that
    the years conspire (with circumstance) to undercut our ability to
    achieve it.

    What is "it"? No one realizes "unlimited" possibilites, but plenty of
    people realize some, including ones their parents failed to realize.

    As compensation for our wasted lives, we can always take
    solace in our families (ignoring the fact that our children's potential
    will be as unrealized as our own.

    GD: Nothing in the poem about "compensation" - the word I used was "justification". A person who has children has not completely wasted his
    or her own life, no matter how much he or she hasn't done.

    MMP: Sentimental hogwash.

    Nothing sentimental about it. You or I have no idea what those children,
    or their children, or their children will do. That gives one a reason to
    value other people, to judge them to be at least worth not harming - but
    it's a reason based purely on self-interest, not sentiment.

    I point to the example of "Joey" <snip>
    - and I'll snip it, because it looks like another attempt to flame Will
    and/or to change the subject. Instead, I'll give an example of my own.

    One justifies one's life by adding value to the world.
    Did Edgar Allan Poe add value to the world? I'd say yes, by his writing.
    Did John M. Poe add value to the world? I'm not aware of anything he
    did, but I'd say yes for him as well, because he was EAP's
    great-grandfather - without him, there'd have been no EAP.

    That's a good (if downbeat) topic for a poem. Unfortunately, your
    attempt to force it into triolet form at the sake of clarity undermines
    any possibilities ;-) it might have had.

    GD: It's sad that Michael's opinion of the poem (which, as noted, he previously published in his "literary journal") has fallen so much since
    he put me on his enemy's list. I'm sure that was just a coincidence,
    though.

    MMP: Again, Mr. Dance is confusing the purpose of The Sunday Sampler,
    and A Year of Sundays which is its current incarnation.

    A Year of Sundays was created to provide a showcase for the best poetry
    of each of AAPC's members. My opinion regarding Mr. Dance's poem has not changed: it is without doubt one of Mr. Dance's better works.

    Really? MMP claimed just days ago (in the post I'm replying to) that the
    poem was "illiterate". Now he's saying that he thought it was
    "illiterate" when he published it in AYOS? Why would he publish an
    "illiterate" poem? And why, FTM, what is holding him back from showing
    why he allegedly thought it was illiterate?

    (Those are rhetorical questions, of course. I think MMP is bullshitting,
    and that his stated opinions did change, when he switched me from
    potential ally to open adversary. But he is free to prove me wrong by
    supplying credible answers.)

    Nor is Mr. Dance on my imaginary "enemies list."

    There is no need to even look for a quote. There is no other reason why
    MMP jumped into this discussion, two years ago or now, other than to
    protect Mr. Chimpfrom me? Or why his Mr. Chimp even started it? One
    that's better than this Team Monkey vs. Team Donkey thing you now claim
    to have no memory of?

    *****Speaking of A Year of Sundays... I'm currently compiling our 2024
    print volume, which features the work of such (usenet) AAPC favorites as
    J.D. Senetto, NancyGene, Ash Wurthing, Kevin Fries, Bob Burrows,
    Hieronymous Corey, Karen Tellefsen, Richard Oakley, Wenceslas Kabeba,
    and my oh-so-humble self; along with FB AAPC favorites, Louise Charlton Webster, Scott Thomas, Bruce Boston, Robert Payne Cabeen, Paul Cordeiro,
    ruth housman, Trinity-memyandi Venter, Jefferson Carter, Joseph Danoski, Stephen Brooke, & Devin Anderson.*****

    Congratulations; that's at least 19 people who'll buy a copy. Make that
    20; I'll probably get one to see what Bruce Boston wrote.

    But I digress

    (backthread snipped)

    1) There is nothing particularly difficult about writing a poem in any
    given form. One doesn't even have to memorize the structure of a
    triolet. All one has to do is use a triolet for a model and copy the
    format.

    GD: It certainly seems to be too hard for some people.

    MMP: What a childish and petty thing to say!

    MMP and his Mr. Chimp may believe they can write really wonderful
    triolets if they felt like it. There is absolutely no reason for me to
    humor them, of course.

    2) As previously noted, I don't like writing in pre-fabricated forms.

    See above.

    If I write a sonnet, it's because my Muse dictated a 14-line poem to me.
    Poets who write from inspiration rather than formula don't limit
    themselves to someone else's rules.

    GD: The "Muse" is a charming idea, which I've heard of; but I don't
    remember ever seeing Her invoked to evade responsibility for one's
    writing until
    now.

    MMP: Why do you lie so much, Mr. Dance?

    There is not even a hint of evading poetic responsibility in my
    statement.

    It's clear here that MMP is saying no one can blame him or Mr. Chimp for
    what they write, because it's not their choice; their "muses" made them
    write it that way. You just take dictation.

    Quite the contrary, it stresses the importance of *not*
    sacrificing inspiration by forcing it into a preconceived format.



    3) Jim is a far better poet than you. Jim's poems strike the reader as
    being real -- powerfully, emotionally raw, unadulterated reality.

    This is the other side of MMP's editorial philosophy: "When Jim is seen
    as a potential ally, you request his poetry." That's raw, unadulterated reality.

    Your
    poems, otoh, express time-worn, mundane thoughts in imitative formats.

    GD: Interestingly, MMP concludes by once again praising the work of
    an
    ally Jim ("Edward") while insulting the work of an adversary. If he were still here, I'm sure he'd shrug that off as just a coincidence.

    MMP: J.D. Senetto is an exceptionally talented poet. In fact, my
    greatest difficulty in selecting which poems to include in AYoS' year
    end print journal, is in deciding which of Jim's poems to leave out.

    Now, that's as adulatory as if the Chimp wrote it himself - and just as meaningful, I'm afraid. As I've said, and not just to MMP and his team:

    If a poet consistently praised his own and only his own work, that
    wouldn't be seen as a comment on the work but on the poet. Do you agree
    so far?
    If instead two poets considtently praised each other's, and only each
    other's, work, I wouldn't see that as any different.

    Actually, it's the readers who will make that decision, George.

    GD: Well, we can ask the readers who won this round: Michael's
    adversary,
    whose poem was edited by an illiterate; or Michael's ally, the
    illiterate who did the editing.

    MMP: I think it abundantly clear that Mr. Rochester is the winner, since
    his "edit" of your poem has weighed so heavily on your consciousness
    that you felt compelled to address it a second time... nearly two years
    after the fact.

    That should be "clear" to anyone. Rereading the thread and thinking of
    new things to say would be enough to explain why I'd comment again.
    There's no no reason to think that I'd thought of Mr. Chimp's edit in
    the intervening time, and I certainly can't say that I have. For
    another, I did not address his edit in my reply; I tried to keep the
    focus consistently on MMP's "third man" intervention into the flame war
    Mr. Chimp had begun; and the new points I made in that respect were
    enough to merit a new reply.

    OTOH, I doubt Jim has given it a single thought.

    That's possibly true. It's questionable whether Mr. Chimp gives anything
    he does much thought.

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  • From Ted@21:1/5 to George J. Dance on Mon Dec 23 17:17:03 2024
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    George J. Dance wrote:
    Jim is a far better poet than me.


    Common knowledge, Georgie.

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to George J. Dance on Mon Dec 30 20:35:52 2024
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    On Mon, 23 Dec 2024 21:00:16 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    from https://www.novabbs.com/arts/article-flat.php?id=253903&group=alt.arts.poetry.comments#253903

    On Fri, 20 Dec 2024 15:22:04 +0000, Michael Monkey aka "HarryLime"
    wrote:

    Yes, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) has returned, as Will and I
    suspected. Even the name of his new sock, "HarryLime", looked like an
    obvious clue to the "third man" on Team Monkey (the other two being Jim/Edward and NancyGene). So we devised a way to have him out himself:
    Will would bump up an old thread, I'd reply to it, and if "Harry" were
    MMP, he wouldn't be able to resist replying. And it worked.

    (Since the backthread has served its purpose, I've snipped most of it.)


    Someone is certainly full of himself.

    "Harry Lime" is the name I use on my Instagram account. I needed to
    create a new account for Nova BBS, so I used that one.

    There was never anything to "out," as I was never posting incognito.



    It's "Jerk store!" time, again. George Dance re-responds to a post I
    made almost two years ago (because he thinks I'm no longer here to smack
    him around).

    If further proof that this is MMP were needed, here it is: he walked
    right into the trap, and he's still clueless that it even happened.

    If you say so, George. It still looks like "Jerk Store" from where I'm sitting.


    On Sat, 21 Jan 2023 4:13:51 +0000, Michael Pendragon wrote:
    The above passage demonstrates why so-so poets should avoid
    predetermined formats at all costs. The "sentence" is incomplete.

    GD: That's because it wasn't a "sentence" until "Edward" added the full
    stop. Which demonstrates only that so-so poets should avoid
    repunctuating their betters' poetry.

    MMP: GD is now aping PJR (because PJR is no longer here to slap him
    around).

    Years conspire to decrease possibilities.

    GD: Exactly what the poem says, which Michael would have discovered if
    he
    had bothered to look it up. He didn't even need to look it up on line;
    he could have found it in his own "literary journal" (AYOS 2021, 10).

    MMP: My literary journal was created to highlight the best examples of
    poetry from AAPC's various members. The best poetry by Member G does
    not necessarily measure up to the best poetry of Member J.

    As Mr. Dance has so ably demonstrated above, his own poem left no traces
    on my memory.

    MMP's memory lapses are something I'm sure we're all familiar with by
    now. But let us remember what else I just ably demonstrated: that back
    in 2021 (when he was still hoping to recruit me as an ally) he
    considered Possibilities one of "the best examples of poetry" on AAPC.

    Someone is certainly desperate for my approval.

    The operative word in the out-of-context quote you've attributed to me
    is "examples." Your poem is an example of poetry. "Poetry" (as defined
    by myself, of course), denotes a literary form employing rhyme, meter,
    and assorted devices such as metaphor, alliteration, and allusion.

    You write formal poetry. Few poets, nowadays, do. Your poetry, in
    general, is something that I would continue to point to as an example of
    what I consider a poem to be.

    Once again, this is not, nor was it ever, intended as a judgment call. "Possibilities" is a poem. Much of Mr. Rochester's work, for example,
    is not. Ergo, your poem is better example of poetry than Edward's.

    That said, I prefer many of Mr. Rochester's pieces over yours.




    These too lines don't form a coherent sentence.

    GD: I think you mean those *two* lines. They are not a sentence, even in
    Edward's edit, and neither of them are a sentence in the actual poem.
    Once again, Edward added a full stop that's not in the original (as
    Michael would have known, if he'd bothered to read the original).

    MMP: It seems that Mr. Dance's purpose in reopening this thread is to
    re-state that Mr. Rochester mistakenly added end punctuation to his
    lines, thereby making his poem appear to be more illiterate than it
    actually is.

    MMP seems completely clueless about my actual "purpose" but that's par
    for the course. So let's focus on what's important:
    (1) He claimed my poem was "illiterate";
    (2) I pointed out that every example of "illiteracy" he found was added
    by his ally Jim;
    (3) Now he's claiming my poem is still "illiterate".

    Your claim that you reopened this post to trap me into revealing my
    identity is nonsense. The content of my posts (whether as HarryLime or
    MMP) are clearly stemming from the same hand.

    I understand that it is embarrassing to have been caught playing "Jerk
    Store," but play it you did, and you're not going to wriggle out of it
    so easily.


    Remember, again, that three years ago, when he still hoped to talk me
    into becoming his ally, he considered it one of "the best poems" on aapc

    Note how you've changed the quote from one of "the best examples of
    poetry" on aapc to one of "the best poems" on aapc.


    that year. Now that he considers me his adversary, it's "illiterate."
    "When [someone] is seen as an adversary, you assign a childish name to
    him and claim he can't write."

    Also note that while you have called me "Michael Monkey" in the title of
    this thread (and "Michael Monkey Peabrain" in the body), I have
    consistently referred you as "George" and "Mr. Dance."

    One of us certainly does assign childish names to perceived adversaries,
    and this thread makes it abundantly clear as to who that one of us is.


    The fact that Mr. Dance feels compelled to do so nearly two years after
    both the original post *and* after his original refutation demonstrates
    an alarming degree of obsessive pettiness on his part.

    LOL! Will picked the thread - and it's a good one - but there were many
    other possibilities. (heh!) Suffice it to say, Jim is a fool and no one
    in their right mind would judge their poetry by what he says about it.

    Are you trying to make Will appear as petty as yourself?

    And why are you still attacking Jim, two years after the fact?


    GD: Having children restores the lost possibilities; you no longer have
    them, but your children do.

    MMP: No, they don't. If the poem is expressing a universal principle,
    then the children's possibilities will necessarily be decreased as they
    mature as well.

    Sure, onr's children will fail to realize some of their possibilities,
    too; but they will also realize some that their parents did not. Just
    because MMP or Jim failed to reach your own goals, for example, it does
    not follow that your children will fail at their goals as well.

    I'm afraid you're having difficulty understanding what you actually
    wrote. Your poem stated that time and circumstance will *always*
    diminish the alleged "possibilities" one is born with, as if it were a universal, hard-fast law of the universe. By attempting to undercut it
    later in your poem, your poem's conclusion creates an oxymoron.




    This, again, is not a coherent sentence.

    GD: Once again, that is solely due to Edward's editing.

    MMP: "Once again,..." Quite. And one supposes that will be repeating it
    yet a third time two years from now.

    If MMP shows up two years from now with a new sock, we might try the
    same thing. But not probably with a different thread; the archives are
    full of threads like this.


    <yawn>

    There would be no need for you to do so, then, either.

    If you cannot immediately recognize my identity from my writing, then
    you have no business participating in a supposed literary group.

    You really spend way too much
    time interacting with the Donkey; his illiteracy is rubbing off.

    GD: It figures that you'd try to blame Will; but I don't see how you can
    blame him for Edward's sloppy editing.

    MMP: Mr. Donkey serves as proof of the old adage concerning the "one bad
    apple."

    In this case, the presence of one illiterate member of a group causes
    the other members to relax their standards.

    Or, in the words of another adage, any group will inevitably settle to
    the level of its lowest participant.

    MMP repeatedly complains about me repeating this point, but it doesn't
    seem to have sunk in yet, so:
    The only examples of "illiteracy" that have been shown in this thread
    came from Jim. (Better yet, let's "settle" to MMP's level and start
    calling Jim Mr. Chimp again.)

    Really, Mr. Dance. You ought to be embarrassed to be indulging in such infantile name calling... especially at your age.



    I'd say the only reason for MMP to call Will an illiterate that's been
    shown in this thread is that he doesn't like Will. Will's also MMP's adversary. As he says: "When [someone] is seen as an adversary, you
    assign a childish name to him and claim he
    can't write."

    ROTFLMAO! Will is illiterate. Will cannot write in complete sentences.
    If there's a word of two or more syllables appearing in one of Will's
    poems, there's an 80% chance that he's misused it.

    This has nothing to do with liking or disliking Will. It's simply a
    fact.
    Will is a high school drop out who never mastered basic English.
    https://groups.google.com/g/alt.arts.poetry.comments/c/EA_gCO9_BDk/m/DWT2Fq0TBwAJ?hl=en

    How do the possibilities justify our lives if they are decreased to
    irrelevancy by years?

    GD: As I already explained: they're restored in the next generation.

    MMP: And as I've already explained, the next generation's possibilities
    are as limited as those of their forebears. Since time and circumstance
    will *always* conspire to decrease their possibilities by the time they
    reach adulthood, the seemingly unlimited possibilities at birth are
    necessarily an illusion.

    Nonsense; people can and do realize possibilities in their lives,
    including those their ancestors never did. No one can do everything, of course, but plenty of people have done enough to justify their existence {many of whose ancestors did nothing to justify theirs, beyond - wait
    for it - having families).

    We are not debating the issue of whether one can realize any
    possibilities (whatever one chooses that generic statement to mean). We
    are debating what *your poem* actually says.

    Allow me to make my out of context quote a little more clear to you:

    "And as I've already explained, [your poem claims that] the next
    generation's possibilities are as limited as those of their forebears.
    Since [according to your poem] time and circumstance will *always*
    conspire to decrease their possibilities by the time they reach
    adulthood, the seemingly unlimited possibilities [that according to your
    poem, exist] at birth are necessarily an illusion."

    Hopefully, the above edit will clear up any lingering comprehension
    problems you might have.


    Roughly speaking (i.e., ignoring the incoherent pseudo-sentences),

    GD: I do hope we've spent enough time on Edward's pseudo-sentences.

    MMP: LOL! If Mr. Dance actually meant what he said, he wouldn't have
    reopened a two-year old thread in order to bitch about Mr. Rochester's
    "edits" to his poem a second time.

    LOL right back. I've already explained why I commented on the thread
    Will reopened. But I'm serious; we've advanced the debate. MMP has not disputed that all "illiteracy" he discovered was caused by Mr. Chimp,
    but he's sticking to his story that the poem is still "illiterate"
    anway, as per his editorial philosophy: "When [someone] is seen as an adversary, you assign a childish name to him and claim he can't write."

    Wrong again, George.

    I have repeatedly shown how your poem's basic argument is
    self-contradictory. A literate writer would have avoided this.




    your
    poem is saying that we are all born with unlimited potential, but that
    the years conspire (with circumstance) to undercut our ability to
    achieve it.

    What is "it"? No one realizes "unlimited" possibilites, but plenty of
    people realize some, including ones their parents failed to realize.


    It's your poem, George. "It" is the "unlimited possibilities" that your
    poem claims exist at birth, but are *always* diminished over the course
    of one's lifetime.

    You keep repeating that the children can still achieve more than their
    parents, but that *according to the logic of your poem* simply is not
    the case.

    According to your poem the parents were born with unlimited
    possibilities as well. And, also according to your poem, these
    possibilities were decreased over the course of their lives.

    This doesn't mean that the parents didn't manage to achieve some of
    their possibilities. It means that *everyone* (parents, children, grandchildren, etc.) are born with infinite possibilities and manage to
    achieve a few of them.



    As compensation for our wasted lives, we can always take
    solace in our families (ignoring the fact that our children's potential
    will be as unrealized as our own.

    GD: Nothing in the poem about "compensation" - the word I used was
    "justification". A person who has children has not completely wasted his
    or her own life, no matter how much he or she hasn't done.

    MMP: Sentimental hogwash.

    Nothing sentimental about it. You or I have no idea what those children,
    or their children, or their children will do. That gives one a reason to value other people, to judge them to be at least worth not harming - but
    it's a reason based purely on self-interest, not sentiment.

    Pish-tosh! I know sentiment when I smell it... and right now I'm
    holding my nose.



    I point to the example of "Joey" <snip>
    - and I'll snip it, because it looks like another attempt to flame Will and/or to change the subject. Instead, I'll give an example of my own.

    One justifies one's life by adding value to the world.
    Did Edgar Allan Poe add value to the world? I'd say yes, by his writing.
    Did John M. Poe add value to the world? I'm not aware of anything he
    did, but I'd say yes for him as well, because he was EAP's
    great-grandfather - without him, there'd have been no EAP.

    If the "one" in question is George Dance, then, yes.

    I do not justify my life by any such sentimental tommyrot.


    That's a good (if downbeat) topic for a poem. Unfortunately, your
    attempt to force it into triolet form at the sake of clarity undermines
    any possibilities ;-) it might have had.

    GD: It's sad that Michael's opinion of the poem (which, as noted, he
    previously published in his "literary journal") has fallen so much since
    he put me on his enemy's list. I'm sure that was just a coincidence,
    though.

    MMP: Again, Mr. Dance is confusing the purpose of The Sunday Sampler,
    and A Year of Sundays which is its current incarnation.

    A Year of Sundays was created to provide a showcase for the best poetry
    of each of AAPC's members. My opinion regarding Mr. Dance's poem has not
    changed: it is without doubt one of Mr. Dance's better works.

    Really? MMP claimed just days ago (in the post I'm replying to) that the
    poem was "illiterate". Now he's saying that he thought it was
    "illiterate" when he published it in AYOS? Why would he publish an "illiterate" poem? And why, FTM, what is holding him back from showing
    why he allegedly thought it was illiterate?

    1) One of the (many) reasons why Will was ejected from "The Sunday
    Sampler," was that several of the members (including Mr. Senetto, who
    was running "The Sampler" at that time), stated that it was insulting to
    have Mr. Donkey's illiterate swill appearing alongside of their own.

    You may recall that I fought long and hard to keep Mr. Donkey in "The Sammpler." Of course, at that time, I was only posting video links to
    "The Sampler," so my poetry was not in danger of being soiled by
    appearing alongside of Will's.

    2) I have repeatedly explained that your poem is illiterate because its
    writer fails to understand the universal, totalitarian limits imposed by
    the word "always," thereby negating his argument to an oxymoron.


    (Those are rhetorical questions, of course. I think MMP is bullshitting,
    and that his stated opinions did change, when he switched me from
    potential ally to open adversary. But he is free to prove me wrong by supplying credible answers.)


    I never saw you as a potential ally, George. Your attachment to Will
    and his sock were known to be inseverable.

    My oft-stated goal had been to achieve some semblance of peace in the
    group, by getting you to interact in a mature, and civil, manner with
    the other members. That's all.

    And, FYI, The Official AAPC (the FB group) currently has 95 members, and
    19 visitors.

    There have been *no* flame wars, no insults, no name-calling (unless reminiscing about Mr. Donkey), and no drama whatsoever. In fact, the
    *only* member I have had to exclude from the group was... George J.
    Dance (who used it as an excuse to spam post links to his blog).


    Nor is Mr. Dance on my imaginary "enemies list."

    There is no need to even look for a quote. There is no other reason why
    MMP jumped into this discussion, two years ago or now, other than to
    protect Mr. Chimpfrom me? Or why his Mr. Chimp even started it? One
    that's better than this Team Monkey vs. Team Donkey thing you now claim
    to have no memory of?

    You sound more than a bit... off-kilter, Mr. Dance. I strongly
    recommend that you seek therapy.


    *****Speaking of A Year of Sundays... I'm currently compiling our 2024
    print volume, which features the work of such (usenet) AAPC favorites as
    J.D. Senetto, NancyGene, Ash Wurthing, Kevin Fries, Bob Burrows,
    Hieronymous Corey, Karen Tellefsen, Richard Oakley, Wenceslas Kabeba,
    and my oh-so-humble self; along with FB AAPC favorites, Louise Charlton
    Webster, Scott Thomas, Bruce Boston, Robert Payne Cabeen, Paul Cordeiro,
    ruth housman, Trinity-memyandi Venter, Jefferson Carter, Joseph Danoski,
    Stephen Brooke, & Devin Anderson.*****

    Congratulations; that's at least 19 people who'll buy a copy. Make that
    20; I'll probably get one to see what Bruce Boston wrote.

    I sincerely hope you will. I've been working on selection and layout
    most of this month, and am very excited about the quality of the work
    we'll be showcasing.


    But I digress

    (backthread snipped)

    1) There is nothing particularly difficult about writing a poem in any
    given form. One doesn't even have to memorize the structure of a
    triolet. All one has to do is use a triolet for a model and copy the
    format.

    GD: It certainly seems to be too hard for some people.

    MMP: What a childish and petty thing to say!

    MMP and his Mr. Chimp may believe they can write really wonderful
    triolets if they felt like it. There is absolutely no reason for me to
    humor them, of course.

    Why should we believe that when we've both repeatedly told you that we
    don't write triolets?


    2) As previously noted, I don't like writing in pre-fabricated forms.

    See above.

    If I write a sonnet, it's because my Muse dictated a 14-line poem to me. >>> Poets who write from inspiration rather than formula don't limit
    themselves to someone else's rules.

    GD: The "Muse" is a charming idea, which I've heard of; but I don't
    remember ever seeing Her invoked to evade responsibility for one's
    writing until
    now.

    MMP: Why do you lie so much, Mr. Dance?

    There is not even a hint of evading poetic responsibility in my
    statement.

    It's clear here that MMP is saying no one can blame him or Mr. Chimp for
    what they write, because it's not their choice; their "muses" made them
    write it that way. You just take dictation.

    You know perfectly well, that is not what I'm saying.

    There are many ways for one to categorize poets, one of which is to
    divide them into the following two groups: poets whose works are the
    product of subsonscious inspiration, and poets whose works are the
    product of their intellect.

    I consider myself to be a member of the first group, and you to be a
    member of the second.

    Neither group is automatically superior to the other, nor are the poetic creations of one more valuable. (I prefer the works of inspiration over
    those of intellect, but that's purely a personal call.)

    I stated this in response to your challenge to compose a triolet. It is
    not an "excuse" for the quality of my poetry. It is a very real, and
    very valid excuse for my not taking you up on your challenge,




    Quite the contrary, it stresses the importance of *not*
    sacrificing inspiration by forcing it into a preconceived format.



    3) Jim is a far better poet than you. Jim's poems strike the reader as
    being real -- powerfully, emotionally raw, unadulterated reality.

    This is the other side of MMP's editorial philosophy: "When Jim is seen
    as a potential ally, you request his poetry." That's raw, unadulterated reality.


    LOL! I've never had to request Jim's poetry. Jim created the forum,
    and is one of our regular contributors.

    Your
    poems, otoh, express time-worn, mundane thoughts in imitative formats.

    GD: Interestingly, MMP concludes by once again praising the work of
    an
    ally Jim ("Edward") while insulting the work of an adversary. If he were
    still here, I'm sure he'd shrug that off as just a coincidence.

    MMP: J.D. Senetto is an exceptionally talented poet. In fact, my
    greatest difficulty in selecting which poems to include in AYoS' year
    end print journal, is in deciding which of Jim's poems to leave out.

    Now, that's as adulatory as if the Chimp wrote it himself - and just as meaningful, I'm afraid. As I've said, and not just to MMP and his team:

    It's merely a statement of fact. Jim has posted a large number of poems
    to AAPC this year (well over 100). Many of these are excellent poems.
    However, since AYoS is only 120 pages long, and seeks to present a
    balanced representation of its contributors, I shall have to pare that
    number down to a mere dozen or so. Since a guestimated 2/3s of Jim's
    poems are top notch works, deciding which to leave out is proving to be
    an extremely difficult task.


    If a poet consistently praised his own and only his own work, that
    wouldn't be seen as a comment on the work but on the poet. Do you agree
    so far?

    That would depend upon the circumstances.

    For example, if a poetry group posted poetry by Will, his Sock, and
    virtually anyone else, I don't see how anyone could expect this third
    person to do otherwise.



    If instead two poets considtently praised each other's, and only each other's, work, I wouldn't see that as any different.


    Again, this depends on the circumstances. If Will and his sock
    consistently praise one another's work, it is soon recognized for the
    mutual slurpage that it is. If, however, we are talking about a group consisting of Will, his sock, and any two other individuals, one cannot
    expect said individuals from doing otherwise.

    Of course, these individuals could be insincere and offer polite
    compliments to Will and his sock as well... but such would only render
    their comments regarding one another's work as suspect.


    I had thought that you were in the process of leading me to some
    presumably logical conclusion; however, your train of thought appears to
    have chugged off to parts unknown.


    Actually, it's the readers who will make that decision, George.

    GD: Well, we can ask the readers who won this round: Michael's
    adversary,
    whose poem was edited by an illiterate; or Michael's ally, the
    illiterate who did the editing.

    MMP: I think it abundantly clear that Mr. Rochester is the winner, since
    his "edit" of your poem has weighed so heavily on your consciousness
    that you felt compelled to address it a second time... nearly two years
    after the fact.

    That should be "clear" to anyone. Rereading the thread and thinking of
    new things to say would be enough to explain why I'd comment again.

    I thought we were pretending that Will opened the thread to expose my
    "secret" identity???

    LOL! Of course, you weren't fooling anyone with that nonsense. We all
    know that you thought of some new comeback... two years later.

    Hence, my allusion to "Jerk Store."

    ["Jerk Store!" alludes to an episode of Seinfeld wherein "George"
    (hmm...) comes up with what he believes to be the perfect comeback to a coworker several hours after everyone has gone home. The following day,
    George provokes his coworker into making the same put down again, just
    so he can use his perfect rejoinder... only to have it immediately met
    with another put down.]




    There's no no reason to think that I'd thought of Mr. Chimp's edit in
    the intervening time, and I certainly can't say that I have. For
    another, I did not address his edit in my reply; I tried to keep the
    focus consistently on MMP's "third man" intervention into the flame war
    Mr. Chimp had begun; and the new points I made in that respect were
    enough to merit a new reply.

    Your actions belie your words.



    OTOH, I doubt Jim has given it a single thought.

    That's possibly true. It's questionable whether Mr. Chimp gives anything
    he does much thought.


    Since Mr, Senetto isn't here to defend himself, I'm sure that you can
    say whatever you choose to about him, without fear of having him one up
    you as a result.

    Or, to allude to the immortal Mother Goose, the boys have not yet come
    out to play.

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Fri Jan 10 15:17:32 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Fri, 3 Jan 2025 7:40:51 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 23 Dec 2024 21:00:16 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    from
    https://www.novabbs.com/arts/article-flat.php?id=253903&group=alt.arts.poetry.comments#253903

    On Fri, 20 Dec 2024 15:22:04 +0000, Michael Monkey aka "HarryLime"
    wrote:

    Yes, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) has returned, as Will and I
    suspected. Even the name of his new sock, "HarryLime", looked like an
    obvious clue to the "third man" on Team Monkey (the other two being
    Jim/Edward and NancyGene). So we devised a way to have him out himself:
    Will would bump up an old thread, I'd reply to it, and if "Harry" were
    MMP, he wouldn't be able to resist replying. And it worked.

    (Since the backthread has served its purpose, I've snipped most of it.)

    It's "Jerk store!" time, again. George Dance re-responds to a post I
    made almost two years ago (because he thinks I'm no longer here to smack >>> him around).

    If further proof that this is MMP were needed, here it is: he walked
    right into the trap, and he's still clueless that it even happened.

    On Sat, 21 Jan 2023 4:13:51 +0000, Michael Pendragon wrote:
    The above passage demonstrates why so-so poets should avoid
    predetermined formats at all costs. The "sentence" is incomplete.

    GD: That's because it wasn't a "sentence" until "Edward" added the full
    stop. Which demonstrates only that so-so poets should avoid
    repunctuating their betters' poetry.

    MMP: GD is now aping PJR (because PJR is no longer here to slap him
    around).

    Years conspire to decrease possibilities.

    GD: Exactly what the poem says, which Michael would have discovered if
    he
    had bothered to look it up. He didn't even need to look it up on line;
    he could have found it in his own "literary journal" (AYOS 2021, 10).

    MMP: My literary journal was created to highlight the best examples of
    poetry from AAPC's various members. The best poetry by Member G does
    not necessarily measure up to the best poetry of Member J.

    As Mr. Dance has so ably demonstrated above, his own poem left no traces >>> on my memory.

    MMP's memory lapses are something I'm sure we're all familiar with by
    now. But let us remember what else I just ably demonstrated: that back
    in 2021 (when he was still hoping to recruit me as an ally) he
    considered Possibilities one of "the best examples of poetry" on AAPC.

    This deserves an underscore as an example of Michael Pendragon's biased behavior.

    Why do you lie so much, Donkey?


    George's triolet is a classic example of a *formal* poem. It has a
    fixed set of rules, and it adheres to them diligently.

    As a poet, George has always been a skillful craftsman; and his poem is
    a well-executed example of the triolet form.

    In this regard, you and George may be viewed as complete opposites, as
    your "poetry" is embarrassingly inept (painfully so) -- even when one
    takes into account that it is "free verse," and therefore has no rules.

    Where George has a strong understanding of poetic form, and fairly
    strong understanding of the English language, you are unable to compose
    in complete sentences, constantly mix tenses, misuse words, and randomly
    refer to names and places from your personal life without providing any explanation to your supposed readers.

    That said, George's main problem as a poet is that he lacks inspiration, imagination, and style. George's poems, at their best, are as memorable
    as Hallmark cards. His thoughts and themes are maudlin and mundane, and
    when he ventures into didacticism, he's merely parroting Ayn Rand's
    Objectivist philosophy. IOW: He is the epitome of mediocrity.

    AAPC is a usenet group that is currently monopolized by a high school
    drop out turned songwriter whose years of drug and alcohol abuse have
    taken their toll on his intellect (assuming that he ever possessed one);
    a homeless drunk arrested for indecent exposure, belligerence, and God
    know what else, whose "poetry" rhymes everything with "red" and "blue";
    and a retard who SCREAMS about President Trump and masturbates over his
    nephew, who has never written a poem in his life. George Dance is far
    and away the best poet still posting there.

    As to George's triolet: his word choice, unfortunately, renders it self-contradictory (although one easily understands his intent).
    Understanding an author's intent is *not* an excuse for poorly expressed thoughts. His message starts out well (everyone starts out with
    unlimited possibilities, which life chisels away over the course of
    time), only to end with the cringingly maudlin idea of justifying one's
    own failed potential by looking to the unlimited possibilities of one's offspring.

    I had originally thought that George was trying to say that while we (as examples of unfulfilled possibility) look to our children's potential to justify our failure, we are only kidding ourselves, because life will inevitably destroy their possibilities as well. Regrettably, George has
    since stated that such was not his intent. I have since adjusted my own
    views on his poem accordingly.

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  • From George J. Dance@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Mon Jan 13 16:28:44 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Fri, 3 Jan 2025 7:40:51 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 23 Dec 2024 21:00:16 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    from
    https://www.novabbs.com/arts/article-flat.php?id=253903&group=alt.arts.poetry.comments#253903

    On Fri, 20 Dec 2024 15:22:04 +0000, Michael Monkey aka "HarryLime"
    wrote:

    MMP: My literary journal was created to highlight the best examples of
    poetry from AAPC's various members. The best poetry by Member G does
    not necessarily measure up to the best poetry of Member J.

    As Mr. Dance has so ably demonstrated above, his own poem left no traces >>> on my memory.

    MMP's memory lapses are something I'm sure we're all familiar with by
    now. But let us remember what else I just ably demonstrated: that back
    in 2021 (when he was still hoping to recruit me as an ally) he
    considered Possibilities one of "the best examples of poetry" on AAPC.

    This deserves an underscore as an example of Michael Pendragon's biased behavior.

    Indeed. I'm not sure if you remeber that statement of his that I called
    a statement of his editorial philosophy:

    <quote>
    "You divide everyone into two categories: potential allies and potential adversaries. You slurp the writings of your potential allies and attack
    those of your potential adversaries."

    "When [someone] Jim is seen as a potential ally, you request his poetry.
    When he
    is seen as an adversary, you assign a childish name to him and claim he
    can't write." </q>

    source text: https://groups.google.com/g/alt.arts.poetry.comments/c/hDYKsC5l5Ew/m/IR5NzWPJBQAJ?hl=en

    That also fully describes his critical philosophy. No more need be said,
    but it can't be said often enough.

    snip

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to George J. Dance on Mon Jan 13 18:47:08 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Mon, 13 Jan 2025 16:28:40 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Fri, 3 Jan 2025 7:40:51 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 23 Dec 2024 21:00:16 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    from
    https://www.novabbs.com/arts/article-flat.php?id=253903&group=alt.arts.poetry.comments#253903

    On Fri, 20 Dec 2024 15:22:04 +0000, Michael Monkey aka "HarryLime"
    wrote:

    MMP: My literary journal was created to highlight the best examples of >>>> poetry from AAPC's various members. The best poetry by Member G does
    not necessarily measure up to the best poetry of Member J.

    As Mr. Dance has so ably demonstrated above, his own poem left no traces >>>> on my memory.

    MMP's memory lapses are something I'm sure we're all familiar with by
    now. But let us remember what else I just ably demonstrated: that back
    in 2021 (when he was still hoping to recruit me as an ally) he
    considered Possibilities one of "the best examples of poetry" on AAPC.

    This deserves an underscore as an example of Michael Pendragon's biased
    behavior.

    Indeed. I'm not sure if you remeber that statement of his that I called
    a statement of his editorial philosophy:

    <quote>
    "You divide everyone into two categories: potential allies and potential adversaries. You slurp the writings of your potential allies and attack
    those of your potential adversaries."

    "When [someone] Jim is seen as a potential ally, you request his poetry.
    When he
    is seen as an adversary, you assign a childish name to him and claim he
    can't write." </q>

    source text: https://groups.google.com/g/alt.arts.poetry.comments/c/hDYKsC5l5Ew/m/IR5NzWPJBQAJ?hl=en

    That also fully describes his critical philosophy. No more need be said,
    but it can't be said often enough.

    Why do you lie so much, George?

    In the statement you are quoting, I was describing your behavior and
    practices -- not mine.

    And that statement holds true.

    You requested Jim's poetry for your blog. Jim agreed to let you post
    it. You posted it to your blog.

    When Jim asked to have his poetry removed from your blog (I forget how
    long, but it was at least a year after you posted it), you started
    launching attacks on him.

    Your attacks included unfounded claims that he can't write, and idiotic challenges for him to pit his triolets (which he doesn't write) against
    your own.

    There was a reason why PJR referred to you and your allies as "Team
    Dunce." You view AAPC as "teams," and will support your untalented
    teammates, while attacking your betters.

    Nor has this practice of yours ever been remotely secret. You have
    detailed it numerous times in your posts regarding your "system of
    ethics" known as "Tit for Tat." Basically, if someone praises your
    poetry, you will return the praise. If someone belittles your poetry,
    you will belittle theirs.

    OTOH, I have always been fair and balanced in my reviews of poetry
    posted to AAPC. Go back and browse through the "comments" on the old
    "Sunday Samplers." I provided in depth critiques on all of the poems,
    and pointed out when poems submitted by my so-called "allies" didn't
    work.

    The only "bias" in my reviews was that when critiquing an incompetent
    "poem" by an incompetent, illiterate buffoon like Mr. Donkey, I adopted
    a humorous tone.

    And, FWIW, I have provided my feelings regarding yours and Mr. Donkey's
    poetry in my previous post in this thread. Again, I feel that my
    evaluation is both fair and balanced. Anyone seeking proof of said
    fairness need only scroll up a bit in this thread.

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  • From George J. Dance@21:1/5 to HarryLime on Tue Jan 14 17:07:50 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Mon, 13 Jan 2025 18:47:06 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Mon, 13 Jan 2025 16:28:40 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Fri, 3 Jan 2025 7:40:51 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 23 Dec 2024 21:00:16 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    from
    https://www.novabbs.com/arts/article-flat.php?id=253903&group=alt.arts.poetry.comments#253903

    On Fri, 20 Dec 2024 15:22:04 +0000, Michael Monkey aka "HarryLime"
    wrote:

    MMP: My literary journal was created to highlight the best examples of >>>>> poetry from AAPC's various members. The best poetry by Member G does >>>>> not necessarily measure up to the best poetry of Member J.

    As Mr. Dance has so ably demonstrated above, his own poem left no traces >>>>> on my memory.

    MMP's memory lapses are something I'm sure we're all familiar with by
    now. But let us remember what else I just ably demonstrated: that back >>>> in 2021 (when he was still hoping to recruit me as an ally) he
    considered Possibilities one of "the best examples of poetry" on AAPC.

    This deserves an underscore as an example of Michael Pendragon's biased
    behavior.

    Indeed. I'm not sure if you remember that statement of his that I called
    a statement of his editorial philosophy:

    <quote>
    "You divide everyone into two categories: potential allies and potential
    adversaries. You slurp the writings of your potential allies and attack
    those of your potential adversaries."

    "When [someone] Jim is seen as a potential ally, you request his poetry.
    When he
    is seen as an adversary, you assign a childish name to him and claim he
    can't write." </q>

    source text:
    https://groups.google.com/g/alt.arts.poetry.comments/c/hDYKsC5l5Ew/m/IR5NzWPJBQAJ?hl=en

    That also fully describes his critical philosophy. No more need be said,
    but it can't be said often enough.

    Why do you lie so much, George?

    Why do you project so much, Michael?

    In the statement you are quoting, I was describing your behavior and practices -- not mine.

    As I told you at the time, that was also an example of projection on
    your part; that you were in fact both slurping and publishing your
    allies, and calling your perceived adversaries illiterates. As this
    thread shows, you're still doing both.

    And that statement holds true.

    You requested Jim's poetry for your blog.

    I asked everyone on the group for poetry for an annual literary journal,
    April, that I was publishing as an ezine on the blog. I asked everyone
    in posts to the group. Anyone could submit a poem; April was meant as a
    journal for aapc, not for "allies" and "adversaries". IMO,

    Jim agreed to let you post
    it.

    Jim submitted one poem for the first year (2010), and two for the second (2011).

    You posted it to your blog.

    All of the submitted poems were published, including Jim's three.

    When Jim asked to have his poetry removed from your blog (I forget how
    long, but it was at least a year after you posted it)

    (Seven years later, in 2017.

    , you started
    launching attacks on him.

    No, Lying Michael; I told him I wanted to keep his poems in the journal,
    so we disagreed; but it wouldn't have made sense to attack for that. (I
    did take them off line, so they couldn't be seen, until I figured out
    what to do.)

    Your attacks included unfounded claims that he can't write, and idiotic challenges for him to pit his triolets (which he doesn't write) against
    your own.

    It is a fact that Jim cannot write anything that someone like you, for instance, would even call poetry. That's not an attack, just fact. But
    it's not something I told him at the time; that wouldn't have made any
    sense.

    I'm afraid you're confusing unconnected events that happened years
    apart.

    There was a reason why PJR referred to you and your allies as "Team
    Dunce."

    The same reason, I suspect, that you refer to Will and his alleged
    allies as "Team Donkey". You do like to copy that old troll, Piggy Ross.

    You view AAPC as "teams," and will support your untalented
    teammates, while attacking your betters.

    "Attacking your betters" sounds like you're copying Piggy Ross again.
    But how was that supposed to be my view, when it was Piggy who made up
    the term?

    Nor has this practice of yours ever been remotely secret. You have
    detailed it numerous times in your posts regarding your "system of
    ethics" known as "Tit for Tat."

    Basically, if someone praises your
    poetry, you will return the praise.

    Now, that's not true, Lying Michael. I don't want mindless praise any
    more than mindless criticism, so I don't give those to anyone else --
    that's reciprocal ethics (or "tit for Tat if you want, which it seems
    you do) in action.

    If someone belittles your poetry,
    you will belittle theirs.

    No, Lying Michael, that is not true, either. You know that very well, as
    you constantly try to belittle my poetry, while I don't belittle yours;
    for the most part, I don't comment on it.

    OTOH, I have always been fair and balanced in my reviews of poetry
    posted to AAPC. Go back and browse through the "comments" on the old
    "Sunday Samplers."

    Michael, I vaguely remember your reviews of my poems; I had no problem
    with those, but you wrote them years before you put me on your "Team
    Donkey" list of perceived adversaries. They should be compared with
    reviews of my poetry that you've given afterward.

    snip

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  • From Rudy Canoza@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Tue Jan 14 14:19:18 2025
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    W.Dockery wrote:
    On Tue, 14 Jan 2025 17:07:47 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    put me on your "Team Donkey"



    Same here


    You're the team donkey leader, donkey.

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to George J. Dance on Wed Jan 15 15:29:42 2025
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    On Tue, 14 Jan 2025 17:07:47 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Mon, 13 Jan 2025 18:47:06 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Mon, 13 Jan 2025 16:28:40 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Fri, 3 Jan 2025 7:40:51 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 23 Dec 2024 21:00:16 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    from
    https://www.novabbs.com/arts/article-flat.php?id=253903&group=alt.arts.poetry.comments#253903

    On Fri, 20 Dec 2024 15:22:04 +0000, Michael Monkey aka "HarryLime"
    wrote:

    MMP: My literary journal was created to highlight the best examples of >>>>>> poetry from AAPC's various members. The best poetry by Member G does >>>>>> not necessarily measure up to the best poetry of Member J.

    As Mr. Dance has so ably demonstrated above, his own poem left no traces >>>>>> on my memory.

    MMP's memory lapses are something I'm sure we're all familiar with by >>>>> now. But let us remember what else I just ably demonstrated: that back >>>>> in 2021 (when he was still hoping to recruit me as an ally) he
    considered Possibilities one of "the best examples of poetry" on AAPC. >>>>
    This deserves an underscore as an example of Michael Pendragon's biased >>>> behavior.

    Indeed. I'm not sure if you remember that statement of his that I called >>> a statement of his editorial philosophy:

    <quote>
    "You divide everyone into two categories: potential allies and potential >>> adversaries. You slurp the writings of your potential allies and attack
    those of your potential adversaries."

    "When [someone] Jim is seen as a potential ally, you request his poetry. >>> When he
    is seen as an adversary, you assign a childish name to him and claim he
    can't write." </q>

    source text:
    https://groups.google.com/g/alt.arts.poetry.comments/c/hDYKsC5l5Ew/m/IR5NzWPJBQAJ?hl=en

    That also fully describes his critical philosophy. No more need be said, >>> but it can't be said often enough.

    Why do you lie so much, George?

    Why do you project so much, Michael?

    In the statement you are quoting, I was describing your behavior and
    practices -- not mine.

    As I told you at the time, that was also an example of projection on
    your part; that you were in fact both slurping and publishing your
    allies, and calling your perceived adversaries illiterates. As this
    thread shows, you're still doing both.

    IKYABWAI is neither an argument nor a rebuttal.

    Nor does this thread show that I am doing anything of the sort. FYI: I
    have no "allies" here. They've all left Usenet AAPC, and are now
    posting on The Official AAPC page at FB.

    Do I have "enemies" here? That's a strong word. As this thread
    demonstrates, I have a permanently butt-hurt poet who is reopening old
    threads to shout "Jerk Store!" at me. That's all.



    And that statement holds true.

    You requested Jim's poetry for your blog.

    I asked everyone on the group for poetry for an annual literary journal, April, that I was publishing as an ezine on the blog. I asked everyone
    in posts to the group. Anyone could submit a poem; April was meant as a journal for aapc, not for "allies" and "adversaries". IMO,

    No. Your blog may have been open to anyone, but you specifically asked
    Jim if you could use one of his poems. You had previously requested one
    of mine in the same manner shortly after I joined the group.


    Jim agreed to let you post
    it.

    Jim submitted one poem for the first year (2010), and two for the second (2011).

    Again, the first "submission" had been in answer to your request.

    You posted it to your blog.

    All of the submitted poems were published, including Jim's three.

    But Jim was still a potential ally to you at the time. Jim only soured
    on you when you continually supported your Donkey, even though he was
    trolling, disrupting, and eventually shutting down Jim's "Sunday
    Sampler" thread.

    Your support of a pedophile (and, briefly, of NAMBLA) was the final
    straw for him.

    When Jim asked to have his poetry removed from your blog (I forget how
    long, but it was at least a year after you posted it)

    (Seven years later, in 2017.

    Don't you think that an author's allowing his poetry to be tied up for
    seven years on a non-paying blog is extremely generous?

    As I've explained to you in the past, the few poetry journals that
    accept reprints insist that the submitted poems are not currently
    available online.



    , you started
    launching attacks on him.

    No, Lying Michael; I told him I wanted to keep his poems in the journal,
    so we disagreed; but it wouldn't have made sense to attack for that. (I
    did take them off line, so they couldn't be seen, until I figured out
    what to do.)

    You told him you wanted to keep his poems on your blog (and out of circulation), *because* he'd asked you to remove them. And why did he
    ask you to remove them, George?

    Answer: When I saw that your Donkey was not the victim that he pretends
    to be, I stopped supporting him in his troll wars. Desperately in need
    of another ally, your Donkey recruited a deranged pedophile into the
    group. The pedophile's job was to a) back your Donkey in arguments, and
    b) draw some of the fire away from him.

    When the pedophile started revealing himself, Jim (who found his
    pedophilic statements sickening) got sucked into a flame war with him.

    Because you knew that the pedophile was your Donkey's ally, you chose to support him: attacking Jim, myself and others, and even going so far as
    to erroneously claim that NAMBLA had done more for LGBT rights than any
    other organization.

    It was only *after* you'd begun attacking Jim (and supporting NAMBLA)
    that he asked to have his poetry removed from your blog.


    Your attacks included unfounded claims that he can't write, and idiotic
    challenges for him to pit his triolets (which he doesn't write) against
    your own.

    It is a fact that Jim cannot write anything that someone like you, for instance, would even call poetry. That's not an attack, just fact. But
    it's not something I told him at the time; that wouldn't have made any
    sense.

    I'm afraid you're confusing unconnected events that happened years
    apart.

    No, George. I was merely providing a two examples of your behavior
    toward Jim. I am not in any way attempting to place your numerous
    examples on a timeline.

    Allow me to rephrase that to your satisfaction: Over the course of the
    7+ years you've been fighting with Jim, you launched numerous attacks on
    him. One example, was when you called him illiterate. Another example
    was when you challenged him to write a triolet and to pit it against one
    of yours.

    Happy?

    As to your claim that I wouldn't call Jim's writing "poetry," you are intentionally falsifying my meaning by referring to my words out of
    context (unfortunately this is another of your standard practices).

    In your above statement, you make it appear as if I had been making a
    value judgment regarding Jim's work. Such was not the case. I have
    always defined "poetry" as "a literary form comprising rhymed-metered
    verse." The majority of Jim's works do not use rhyme or meter, so they
    fall outside of my definition of poetry. They are, however, excellent
    literary works -- and works which contemporary critics would define as
    "Modern Poetry."

    And, FYI, Jim's work is still receiving compliments from other Modern
    poets on The Official AAPC FB page.

    I am a fan of Jim's writing. I just consider it to be extremely well
    written prose.


    There was a reason why PJR referred to you and your allies as "Team
    Dunce."

    The same reason, I suspect, that you refer to Will and his alleged
    allies as "Team Donkey". You do like to copy that old troll, Piggy Ross.

    You're mistaken, George. Mr. Ross is an intelligent individual, and as
    such, was able to see through your "gamesmanship." It took me a while
    to understand what was going on because Mr. Ross appeared to be the
    aggressor in your ongoing flame war.

    Once I discovered that your Donkey had driven off all of the old AAPC
    members (exactly as he was driving off all of the, then, current ones),
    the situation became clear.

    Since I am stating the truth, just as Mr. Ross had, you claim that I am
    copying him. But anyone who sees you for what you are, would come to
    the same conclusions.


    You view AAPC as "teams," and will support your untalented
    teammates, while attacking your betters.

    "Attacking your betters" sounds like you're copying Piggy Ross again.
    But how was that supposed to be my view, when it was Piggy who made up
    the term?

    No, George. I was quoting Mr. Ross. I was explaining precisely *what*
    Mr. Ross accused you of.

    BTW: Why are you calling Mr. Ross "Piggy" when he hasn't posted here in
    years?



    Nor has this practice of yours ever been remotely secret. You have
    detailed it numerous times in your posts regarding your "system of
    ethics" known as "Tit for Tat."

    Basically, if someone praises your
    poetry, you will return the praise.

    Now, that's not true, Lying Michael. I don't want mindless praise any
    more than mindless criticism, so I don't give those to anyone else --
    that's reciprocal ethics (or "tit for Tat if you want, which it seems
    you do) in action.

    You're the one who openly *stated* that you practiced "Tit for Tat" as a "system of ethics" here.


    If someone belittles your poetry,
    you will belittle theirs.

    No, Lying Michael, that is not true, either. You know that very well, as
    you constantly try to belittle my poetry, while I don't belittle yours;
    for the most part, I don't comment on it.

    I don't belittle your poetry, George. I have repeatedly stated (often
    defending your poetry to my "allies") that you are a very skilled
    writer. I have repeated this statement more than once in this thread.

    The truth is that I don't praise your poetry as highly as you think I
    should.


    OTOH, I have always been fair and balanced in my reviews of poetry
    posted to AAPC. Go back and browse through the "comments" on the old
    "Sunday Samplers."

    Michael, I vaguely remember your reviews of my poems; I had no problem
    with those, but you wrote them years before you put me on your "Team
    Donkey" list of perceived adversaries. They should be compared with
    reviews of my poetry that you've given afterward.

    You vaguely remember something I wrote last week in this thread?

    If so, you need to see a doctor, ASAP.

    As always, HtH & HAND

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  • From George J. Dance@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Fri Jan 17 02:27:32 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 23:54:22 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    George J. Dance wrote:

    On Fri, 3 Jan 2025 7:40:51 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 23 Dec 2024 21:00:16 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    from
    https://www.novabbs.com/arts/article-flat.php?id=253903&group=alt.arts.poetry.comments#253903

    On Fri, 20 Dec 2024 15:22:04 +0000, Michael Monkey aka "HarryLime"
    wrote:

    MMP: My literary journal was created to highlight the best examples of >>>>> poetry from AAPC's various members. The best poetry by Member G does >>>>> not necessarily measure up to the best poetry of Member J.

    As Mr. Dance has so ably demonstrated above, his own poem left no traces >>>>> on my memory.

    MMP's memory lapses are something I'm sure we're all familiar with by
    now. But let us remember what else I just ably demonstrated: that back >>>> in 2021 (when he was still hoping to recruit me as an ally) he
    considered Possibilities one of "the best examples of poetry" on AAPC.

    This deserves an underscore as an example of Michael Pendragon's biased
    behavior.

    Indeed. I'm not sure if you remeber that statement of his that I called
    a statement of his editorial philosophy:

    <quote>
    "You divide everyone into two categories: potential allies and potential
    adversaries. You slurp the writings of your potential allies and attack
    those of your potential adversaries."

    "When [someone] Jim is seen as a potential ally, you request his poetry.
    When he
    is seen as an adversary, you assign a childish name to him and claim he
    can't write." </q>

    source text:
    https://groups.google.com/g/alt.arts.poetry.comments/c/hDYKsC5l5Ew/m/IR5NzWPJBQAJ?hl=en

    That also fully describes his critical philosophy. No more need be said,
    but it can't be said often enough.

    snip

    In other words, Michael Pendragon is basically a two faced liar.

    Well, not exactly, It means he comes across as no different from a
    two-faced liar, but I think his mental state is more complex than that I
    should open a new threat where we can talk about that.

    And so it goes.

    ๐Ÿ™‚

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  • From George J. Dance@21:1/5 to HarryLime on Fri Jan 17 02:44:50 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 15:29:37 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Tue, 14 Jan 2025 17:07:47 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Mon, 13 Jan 2025 18:47:06 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    snip

    OTOH, I have always been fair and balanced in my reviews of poetry
    posted to AAPC. Go back and browse through the "comments" on the old
    "Sunday Samplers."

    Michael, I vaguely remember your reviews of my poems; I had no problem
    with those, but you wrote them years before you put me on your "Team
    Donkey" list of perceived adversaries. They should be compared with
    reviews of my poetry that you've given afterward.

    You vaguely remember something I wrote last week in this thread?

    Michael: you did not write your ''comments" on the old
    "Sunday Samplers" just 'last week in this thread'. You wrote them more
    than 7 years ago.

    It's evident that you have problems with dating, chronology, and the
    whole concept of time, but this is your most egregious example yet.

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  • From George J. Dance@21:1/5 to HarryLime on Fri Jan 17 02:20:10 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 15:29:37 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Tue, 14 Jan 2025 17:07:47 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Mon, 13 Jan 2025 18:47:06 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
    On Mon, 13 Jan 2025 16:28:40 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Fri, 3 Jan 2025 7:40:51 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:
    Why do you lie so much, George?

    Why do you project so much, Michael?

    In the statement you are quoting, I was describing your behavior and
    practices -- not mine.

    As I told you at the time, that was also an example of projection on
    your part; that you were in fact both slurping and publishing your
    allies, and calling your perceived adversaries illiterates. As this
    thread shows, you're still doing both.

    IKYABWAI is neither an argument nor a rebuttal.

    OMG! You're gonna try the preemption game: "You can't say that about me, because I said it about you FIRST."

    Nor does this thread show that I am doing anything of the sort. FYI: I
    have no "allies" here. They've all left Usenet AAPC, and are now
    posting on The Official AAPC page at FB.

    I'm not sure that's true; I think I've seen both Jim and NancyGene
    posting on aapc here: https://www.novabbs.com/arts/article-flat.php?id=253102&group=alt.arts.poetry.comments#253102
    But even if it were true, it's not relevant: you're still publishing
    their work, and still slurping their work here.

    Do I have "enemies" here? That's a strong word.

    Every member of your "Team Donkey" enemies list - Will, Zod, Jordy,
    Rachel, and myself - is posting here on aapc.

    As this thread
    demonstrates, I have a permanently butt-hurt poet who is reopening old threads to shout "Jerk Store!" at me. That's all.



    And that statement holds true.

    You requested Jim's poetry for your blog.

    I asked everyone on the group for poetry for an annual literary journal,
    April, that I was publishing as an ezine on the blog. I asked everyone
    in posts to the group. Anyone could submit a poem; April was meant as a
    journal for aapc, not for "allies" and "adversaries". IMO,

    No. Your blog may have been open to anyone,

    That's not what I just said. Once again: "I asked everyone on the group
    for
    poetry for an annual literary journal, April, that I was publishing as
    an
    ezine on the blog."

    but you specifically asked
    Jim if you could use one of his poems.

    IIRC, he responded to my post to the group by sending me a link and
    telling
    me to pick a poem. I picked "The Whitening" and sent him a text for
    approval
    (like I did for all the contributors). Is that what you're going on
    about?

    You had previously requested one
    of mine in the same manner shortly after I joined the group.

    "Previously," eh? You could have been on aapc in 2010 (which you've
    claimed before) using another sock, , but if you'd put a poem in
    /April/ then, you would have demanded I remove it, too. Which
    means your sock would have to have been either "Heironymous Corey"
    or "Robert Burrows". That makes things more interesting.

    Jim agreed to let you post
    it.

    Jim submitted one poem for the first year (2010), and two for the second
    (2011).

    Again, the first "submission" had been in answer to your request.

    My post to the entire group, "allies" and "adversaries" alike.

    You posted it to your blog.

    All of the submitted poems were published, including Jim's three.

    But Jim was still a potential ally to you at the time. Jim only soured
    on you when you continually supported your Donkey, even though he was trolling, disrupting, and eventually shutting down Jim's "Sunday
    Sampler" thread.

    FTM: I also requested poetry from your mentor, Piggy Ross, who was
    a definite "adversary". "Allies" and "adversaries" had nothing to do
    (on my part) with whom I published.

    Your support of a pedophile (and, briefly, of NAMBLA) was the final
    straw for him.

    What are you going on about?

    When Jim asked to have his poetry removed from your blog (I forget how
    long, but it was at least a year after you posted it)

    (Seven years later, in 2017.)

    Don't you think that an author's allowing his poetry to be tied up for
    seven years on a non-paying blog is extremely generous?

    No, Michael; submitting poetry to a journal, and then demanding that
    they change that issue by removing it 7 years later is not what I'd
    call "generous".

    As I've explained to you in the past, the few poetry journals that
    accept reprints insist that the submitted poems are not currently
    available online.

    And as I've explained to you, that's completely irrelevant, since
    Jim didn't want to pubish his poems in a journal, and apparently
    never did.

    , you started
    launching attacks on him.

    No, Lying Michael; I told him I wanted to keep his poems in the journal,
    so we disagreed; but it wouldn't have made sense to attack for that. (I
    did take them off line, so they couldn't be seen, until I figured out
    what to do.)

    You told him you wanted to keep his poems on your blog (and out of circulation), *because* he'd asked you to remove them.

    Well, d-uh! Why would I have told I wanted to keep his poems in /April/
    if he weren't demanding I take them out?

    And why did he
    ask you to remove them, George?

    The immediate cause was: he demanded I remove them because I'd called
    him out for posting something libelous about another group member,
    on one of my threads, multiple times. You remember that: NancyGene
    wrote it, and you and JIm were flooding the group with it. If that
    was anything more than just a hissy-fit on his part, one can only
    speculate. My speculation is that you told him to; you'd got the idea
    of removing poems from a journal from Corey Connor (or told it to him),
    and decided you'd get all the poets who contributed to /April/ to take
    their poems out.

    Answer: When I saw that your Donkey was not the victim that he pretends
    to be, I stopped supporting him in his troll wars. Desperately in need
    of another ally, your Donkey recruited a deranged pedophile into the
    group. The pedophile's job was to a) back your Donkey in arguments, and
    b) draw some of the fire away from him.

    When the pedophile started revealing himself, Jim (who found his
    pedophilic statements sickening) got sucked into a flame war with him.

    Because you knew that the pedophile was your Donkey's ally, you chose to support him: attacking Jim, myself and others, and even going so far as
    to erroneously claim that NAMBLA had done more for LGBT rights than any
    other organization.

    Yes, I'm sure you do remember the libelous stuff NancyGene was writing,
    and you and Jim were flooding the group with. This pedophile stuff was
    your own add-on later, of course.

    It was only *after* you'd begun attacking Jim (and supporting NAMBLA)
    that he asked to have his poetry removed from your blog.

    I don't think so, Lying Michael. As I recall, you began posting about
    NAMBLA only afterward. In any case, I didn't get involved in your
    NAMBLA discussion until afterward.

    It is a fact that Jim cannot write anything that someone like you, for
    instance, would even call poetry. That's not an attack, just fact. But
    it's not something I told him at the time; that wouldn't have made any
    sense.

    I'm afraid you're confusing unconnected events that happened years
    apart.

    No, George. I was merely providing a two examples of your behavior
    toward Jim. I am not in any way attempting to place your numerous
    examples on a timeline.

    You're certainly contradicting the actual timeline.

    Allow me to rephrase that to your satisfaction: Over the course of the
    7+ years you've been fighting with Jim, you launched numerous attacks on
    him. One example, was when you called him illiterate.

    Look, I'm sorry that the snowflake is offended, but it's simple fact
    that
    Jim cannot write poetry, of any kind; and, as this thread also
    demonstrates,
    he can't even punctuate properly.

    Another example
    was when you challenged him to write a triolet and to pit it against one
    of yours.

    I've challenged him to write many forms - triolets, centos, ballad
    meter,
    even haiku - but he hasn't been willing to make an effort. He's just too
    stupid (too wilfully ignorant) to learn. Once again, that's just a fact.

    Happy?

    As to your claim that I wouldn't call Jim's writing "poetry," you are intentionally falsifying my meaning by referring to my words out of
    context (unfortunately this is another of your standard practices).

    It's the definition of "poetry" you proposed and we both agreed to,
    earlier on this thread. I understand that you realize you fucked up
    and want to switch definitions, but - nope.

    In your above statement, you make it appear as if I had been making a
    value judgment regarding Jim's work. Such was not the case. I have
    always defined "poetry" as "a literary form comprising rhymed-metered
    verse." The majority of Jim's works do not use rhyme or meter, so they
    fall outside of my definition of poetry.

    Not just his work: The majority of wwhat you publish in AYOS falls
    outside
    your definition of poetry. You publish his non-verse (and NancyGene's
    doggerel) because they're your allies.

    They are, however, excellent
    literary works -- and works which contemporary critics would define as "Modern Poetry."

    And, FYI, Jim's work is still receiving compliments from other Modern
    poets on The Official AAPC FB page.

    I am a fan of Jim's writing. I just consider it to be extremely well
    written prose.

    I understand perfectly. You (the anonymous person inside thw socks don't
    think
    Jim's work (and most of what you post on AYOS) is even poetry, but you
    (as your "Michael Pendragon" sock) have to praise his work and request
    it for your journal, because he's your ally. Which I've repeatedly
    pointed out.

    Which brings us back to where we began this digression, so it's a good
    place to end it, too.

    snip

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to George J. Dance on Fri Jan 17 19:02:45 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 2:44:47 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 15:29:37 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Tue, 14 Jan 2025 17:07:47 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Mon, 13 Jan 2025 18:47:06 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    snip

    OTOH, I have always been fair and balanced in my reviews of poetry
    posted to AAPC. Go back and browse through the "comments" on the old
    "Sunday Samplers."

    Michael, I vaguely remember your reviews of my poems; I had no problem
    with those, but you wrote them years before you put me on your "Team
    Donkey" list of perceived adversaries. They should be compared with
    reviews of my poetry that you've given afterward.

    You vaguely remember something I wrote last week in this thread?

    Michael: you did not write your ''comments" on the old
    "Sunday Samplers" just 'last week in this thread'. You wrote them more >>>> than 7 years ago.

    It's evident that you have problems with dating, chronology, and the
    whole concept of time, but this is your most egregious example yet.

    I realize that you're incapable of scrolling through a thread, but if
    you were to scroll up (in *this* thread) to a post I'd made on January
    10 (2025), you would have read the following:



    George's triolet is a classic example of a *formal* poem. It has a
    fixed set of rules, and it adheres to them diligently.

    As a poet, George has always been a skillful craftsman; and his poem is
    a well-executed example of the triolet form.

    In this regard, you and George may be viewed as complete opposites, as
    your "poetry" is embarrassingly inept (painfully so) -- even when one
    takes into account that it is "free verse," and therefore has no rules.

    Where George has a strong understanding of poetic form, and fairly
    strong understanding of the English language, you are unable to compose
    in complete sentences, constantly mix tenses, misuse words, and randomly
    refer to names and places from your personal life without providing any explanation to your supposed readers.

    That said, George's main problem as a poet is that he lacks inspiration, imagination, and style. George's poems, at their best, are as memorable
    as Hallmark cards. His thoughts and themes are maudlin and mundane, and
    when he ventures into didacticism, he's merely parroting Ayn Rand's
    Objectivist philosophy. IOW: He is the epitome of mediocrity.

    AAPC is a usenet group that is currently monopolized by a high school
    drop out turned songwriter whose years of drug and alcohol abuse have
    taken their toll on his intellect (assuming that he ever possessed one);
    a homeless drunk arrested for indecent exposure, belligerence, and God
    know what else, whose "poetry" rhymes everything with "red" and "blue";
    and a retard who SCREAMS about President Trump and masturbates over his
    nephew, who has never written a poem in his life. George Dance is far
    and away the best poet still posting there.

    As to George's triolet: his word choice, unfortunately, renders it self-contradictory (although one easily understands his intent).
    Understanding an author's intent is *not* an excuse for poorly expressed thoughts. His message starts out well (everyone starts out with
    unlimited possibilities, which life chisels away over the course of
    time), only to end with the cringingly maudlin idea of justifying one's
    own failed potential by looking to the unlimited possibilities of one's offspring.

    I had originally thought that George was trying to say that while we (as examples of unfulfilled possibility) look to our children's potential to justify our failure, we are only kidding ourselves, because life will inevitably destroy their possibilities as well. Regrettably, George has
    since stated that such was not his intent. I have since adjusted my own
    views on his poem accordingly.

    [END QUOTE]

    As always, HtH & HAND

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Fri Jan 17 19:05:15 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 12:32:52 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 2:27:28 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 23:54:22 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    George J. Dance wrote:

    On Fri, 3 Jan 2025 7:40:51 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 23 Dec 2024 21:00:16 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    from
    https://www.novabbs.com/arts/article-flat.php?id=253903&group=alt.arts.poetry.comments#253903

    On Fri, 20 Dec 2024 15:22:04 +0000, Michael Monkey aka "HarryLime" >>>>>> wrote:

    MMP: My literary journal was created to highlight the best examples of >>>>>>> poetry from AAPC's various members. The best poetry by Member G does >>>>>>> not necessarily measure up to the best poetry of Member J.

    As Mr. Dance has so ably demonstrated above, his own poem left no traces
    on my memory.

    MMP's memory lapses are something I'm sure we're all familiar with by >>>>>> now. But let us remember what else I just ably demonstrated: that back >>>>>> in 2021 (when he was still hoping to recruit me as an ally) he
    considered Possibilities one of "the best examples of poetry" on AAPC. >>>>>
    This deserves an underscore as an example of Michael Pendragon's biased >>>>> behavior.

    Indeed. I'm not sure if you remeber that statement of his that I called >>>> a statement of his editorial philosophy:

    <quote>
    "You divide everyone into two categories: potential allies and potential >>>> adversaries. You slurp the writings of your potential allies and attack >>>> those of your potential adversaries."

    "When [someone] Jim is seen as a potential ally, you request his poetry. >>>> When he
    is seen as an adversary, you assign a childish name to him and claim he >>>> can't write." </q>

    source text:
    https://groups.google.com/g/alt.arts.poetry.comments/c/hDYKsC5l5Ew/m/IR5NzWPJBQAJ?hl=en

    That also fully describes his critical philosophy. No more need be said, >>>> but it can't be said often enough.

    snip

    In other words, Michael Pendragon is basically a two faced liar.

    Well, not exactly, It means he comes across as no different from a
    two-faced liar, but I think his mental state is more complex than that I
    should open a new threat where we can talk about that.

    Sounds good, and to avoid confusion with new readers, from now on I'll
    just refer to Pendragon by his new chosen alias Harry Lime.

    Referring to one by their chosen alias is the considerate thing to do.
    Much appreciated.

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to George J. Dance on Fri Jan 17 18:58:21 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 2:20:10 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 15:29:37 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Tue, 14 Jan 2025 17:07:47 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Mon, 13 Jan 2025 18:47:06 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
    On Mon, 13 Jan 2025 16:28:40 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Fri, 3 Jan 2025 7:40:51 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:
    Why do you lie so much, George?

    Why do you project so much, Michael?

    In the statement you are quoting, I was describing your behavior and
    practices -- not mine.

    As I told you at the time, that was also an example of projection on
    your part; that you were in fact both slurping and publishing your
    allies, and calling your perceived adversaries illiterates. As this
    thread shows, you're still doing both.

    IKYABWAI is neither an argument nor a rebuttal.

    OMG! You're gonna try the preemption game: "You can't say that about me, because I said it about you FIRST."

    No, George. When you repost a quotation out of context, with the
    deliberate intention of changing its mean, you are (to couch it in as
    mild a term as possible) deceitful.

    You present my statement as if I were describing my own practices;
    whereas I was describing (my understanding of) your own.

    That is an example of how duplicitous you actually are, and should serve
    as a warning to readers to take anything you say with a very large grain
    of salt.



    Nor does this thread show that I am doing anything of the sort. FYI: I
    have no "allies" here. They've all left Usenet AAPC, and are now
    posting on The Official AAPC page at FB.

    I'm not sure that's true; I think I've seen both Jim and NancyGene
    posting on aapc here: https://www.novabbs.com/arts/article-flat.php?id=253102&group=alt.arts.poetry.comments#253102
    But even if it were true, it's not relevant: you're still publishing
    their work, and still slurping their work here.

    If the most recent post you can find from Jim is nearly two months old,
    it's safe to say that he is no longer participating in this group. He's certainly not participating at the level he was a few years ago.

    Whether I publish his work is irrelevant.

    He is not engaging in any flame wars (or what pass for discussions
    here), and is therefore not a potential "ally" -- for me or anyone else.



    Do I have "enemies" here? That's a strong word.

    Every member of your "Team Donkey" enemies list - Will, Zod, Jordy,
    Rachel, and myself - is posting here on aapc.

    1) I don't view any of you as enemies, George. We merely hold different
    views as to how AAPC should operate. I felt that a *poetry* group
    should limit the bulk of its discussions to *poetry.* You felt that it
    would be better used as a forum wherein members could exchange greetings
    with "Jordy" twenty times a day, every day. Since Google abandoned the platform, you won out by default.

    BTW: Hello Jordy!

    2) I believe that I have always been on good terms with Rachel.

    3) By definition, an enemy is one who poses at least a potential threat
    to one in some manner. A mentally deficient hillbilly, a drunken
    pissbum, and middle aged man with the mind of a child are hardly to be perceived of as threats.

    Not only are Team Donkey's members not my enemies, but I see no reason
    why anyone should need allies to engage with them.


    As this thread
    demonstrates, I have a permanently butt-hurt poet who is reopening old
    threads to shout "Jerk Store!" at me. That's all.



    And that statement holds true.

    You requested Jim's poetry for your blog.

    I asked everyone on the group for poetry for an annual literary journal, >>> April, that I was publishing as an ezine on the blog. I asked everyone
    in posts to the group. Anyone could submit a poem; April was meant as a
    journal for aapc, not for "allies" and "adversaries". IMO,

    No. Your blog may have been open to anyone,

    That's not what I just said. Once again: "I asked everyone on the group
    for
    poetry for an annual literary journal, April, that I was publishing as
    an
    ezine on the blog."

    I'm afraid that's exactly what you've just not only said, but
    reiterated.

    FYI: A "literary journal" that is "published" on a blog is still just a
    blog.

    but you specifically asked
    Jim if you could use one of his poems.

    IIRC, he responded to my post to the group by sending me a link and
    telling
    me to pick a poem. I picked "The Whitening" and sent him a text for
    approval
    (like I did for all the contributors). Is that what you're going on
    about?

    I fail to see how my having noted that you'd requested poetry from Jim constitutes "going on about" it. But feel free to couch your argument
    in any terms as you find advantageous.


    You had previously requested one
    of mine in the same manner shortly after I joined the group.

    "Previously," eh? You could have been on aapc in 2010 (which you've
    claimed before) using another sock, , but if you'd put a poem in
    /April/ then, you would have demanded I remove it, too. Which
    means your sock would have to have been either "Heironymous Corey"
    or "Robert Burrows". That makes things more interesting.

    What you might have done prior to my arrival at AAPC is of little to
    interest to me.

    It is, however, telling that Robert, Corey, Jim, and I have all
    requested that our poetry be removed from your blog. Thank you for
    pointing that out.



    Jim agreed to let you post
    it.

    Jim submitted one poem for the first year (2010), and two for the second >>> (2011).

    Again, the first "submission" had been in answer to your request.

    My post to the entire group, "allies" and "adversaries" alike.

    Again, I know nothing about your shenanigans prior to my having joined
    the group, and have no interest in learning of them now.

    I was referring to the poems you'd both requested and published *after*
    my having joined.


    You posted it to your blog.

    All of the submitted poems were published, including Jim's three.

    But Jim was still a potential ally to you at the time. Jim only soured
    on you when you continually supported your Donkey, even though he was
    trolling, disrupting, and eventually shutting down Jim's "Sunday
    Sampler" thread.

    FTM: I also requested poetry from your mentor, Piggy Ross, who was
    a definite "adversary". "Allies" and "adversaries" had nothing to do
    (on my part) with whom I published.

    LOL. You unwittingly requested an intentionally inept piece of poetry
    from one of Mr. Ross' socks, and were soundly ridiculed for it.


    Your support of a pedophile (and, briefly, of NAMBLA) was the final
    straw for him.

    What are you going on about?

    I'm not about to search the archives to repost a thread that I've
    already reposted dozens of times in the past.

    The basic scenario ran as follows:

    1) The late, unlamented Pickles openly supported NAMBLA, and mentioned
    that he'd dined with NAMBLA members and listened to speeches at NAMBLA conventions.

    2) I criticized him for supporting a group that wishes to legalize
    statutory rape.

    3) You then criticized me for attacking what you described as "the
    organization that has done the most to support LGBT rights" (quotation paraphrased from memory).



    When Jim asked to have his poetry removed from your blog (I forget how >>>> long, but it was at least a year after you posted it)

    (Seven years later, in 2017.)

    Don't you think that an author's allowing his poetry to be tied up for
    seven years on a non-paying blog is extremely generous?

    No, Michael; submitting poetry to a journal, and then demanding that
    they change that issue by removing it 7 years later is not what I'd
    call "generous".

    For what must be the 50th time, I'm going to attempt to explain this to
    you:

    Both amateur and established poets want to get the poetry published in
    as many venues as possible. They also prefer to be remunerated for
    their work.

    Publishers, otoh, prefer to include only previously unpublished material
    in their literary journals.

    This means that when a poet allows you to post one of their poems on
    your blog, they are invalidating that poem for consideration in an
    established literary publication.

    IOW: When a poet grants you first time publication rights to their poem, gratis, they are doing you a huge favor.

    If you were the editor of an established literary journal like Poetry,
    or AGNI, the prestige from having their poem appear in your publication
    would be compensation enough -- with the payment being icing on the
    cake.

    But you are not the editor/publisher of Poetry Magazine. You are a just
    a blogger who is using their poetry to boost the visibility of his blog.

    Fortunately, for authors, some literary journals will accept reprints
    (and a few even offer payment for them). Most of these stipulate that
    the poem must have been out of circulation (social media/blogs included)
    for a period of at least 5 years.

    Traditional (print) journals may keep back issues of their publication
    in stock, but past issues are considered "out of circulation" the moment
    that the next issue comes out. This makes it convenient for authors,
    who don't have to tie their poetry up indefinitely, by having published.

    Most writers expect one-time publication rights to mean that an "issue"
    will only remain in print for a given amount of time: weekly, monthly, quarterly, etc.

    When you asked to include my poem, "Demeter's Tears" in your "April
    issue," I assumed that you publication was a monthly forum, and that my
    poem would be freed up again in May. That is the normal expectation any
    writer would have under such circumstances.

    Unfortunately, "first publication rights" insofar as you are concerned translates to "in perpetuity."

    Suffice to say that writers don't appreciate their poetry being
    published in perpetuity by a non-paying blogger.



    As I've explained to you in the past, the few poetry journals that
    accept reprints insist that the submitted poems are not currently
    available online.

    And as I've explained to you, that's completely irrelevant, since
    Jim didn't want to pubish his poems in a journal, and apparently
    never did.

    How do you presume to know where Jim wanted to publish his poetry?

    I certainly wanted to publish my poetry in other venues. I just crossed
    my fingers and hoped that your blog content wouldn't turn up on Google searches.

    In my case, I considered you to be a friend, and allowed you to keep my
    poem active out of friendship. I did this under the assumption that,
    should I ever need to have it removed for publication elsewhere, you
    would be glad to do so in return.

    Oh well. Live and learn.




    , you started
    launching attacks on him.

    No, Lying Michael; I told him I wanted to keep his poems in the journal, >>> so we disagreed; but it wouldn't have made sense to attack for that. (I
    did take them off line, so they couldn't be seen, until I figured out
    what to do.)

    You told him you wanted to keep his poems on your blog (and out of
    circulation), *because* he'd asked you to remove them.

    Well, d-uh! Why would I have told I wanted to keep his poems in /April/
    if he weren't demanding I take them out?

    What you were trying to do is 1) a violation of an author's rights to
    their work, and 2) considered a highly disreputable practice.

    In fact, it was only when I discovered that you were attempting to hold perpetual publication rights to Jim's poetry that I demanded my own
    poetry be removed as well.

    Strangely, you're still incapable of understanding how what you did
    constituted an attempt at literary theft. As someone who has been
    published extensively in the small press, and who has had some success
    as a small press publisher, I can tell you that such practices are
    inexcusable.

    Since you refuse to comprehend this, I strongly suggest that you limit
    yourself to public domain poetry in the future.


    And why did he
    ask you to remove them, George?

    The immediate cause was: he demanded I remove them because I'd called
    him out for posting something libelous about another group member,
    on one of my threads, multiple times. You remember that: NancyGene
    wrote it, and you and JIm were flooding the group with it. If that
    was anything more than just a hissy-fit on his part, one can only
    speculate. My speculation is that you told him to; you'd got the idea
    of removing poems from a journal from Corey Connor (or told it to him),
    and decided you'd get all the poets who contributed to /April/ to take
    their poems out.

    Your paranoia is well established within this group, George.

    No one got Jim to do anything.

    Again, it is considered unscrupulous for publishers to claim publication
    right in perpetuity (especially without offering substantial
    remuneration). Jim and I allowed you to keep our poetry "active"
    because we considered you to be our friend. When you started attacking
    us online, our loyalties were no longer a consideration.


    Answer: When I saw that your Donkey was not the victim that he pretends
    to be, I stopped supporting him in his troll wars. Desperately in need
    of another ally, your Donkey recruited a deranged pedophile into the
    group. The pedophile's job was to a) back your Donkey in arguments, and
    b) draw some of the fire away from him.

    When the pedophile started revealing himself, Jim (who found his
    pedophilic statements sickening) got sucked into a flame war with him.

    Because you knew that the pedophile was your Donkey's ally, you chose to
    support him: attacking Jim, myself and others, and even going so far as
    to erroneously claim that NAMBLA had done more for LGBT rights than any
    other organization.

    Yes, I'm sure you do remember the libelous stuff NancyGene was writing,
    and you and Jim were flooding the group with. This pedophile stuff was
    your own add-on later, of course.

    I don't remember any "libelous stuff" coming from NancyGene, Jim, or
    myself. The late, unlamented Pickles was shown to be a pathological
    liar, a thief, and a NAMBLA supporter.


    It was only *after* you'd begun attacking Jim (and supporting NAMBLA)
    that he asked to have his poetry removed from your blog.

    I don't think so, Lying Michael. As I recall, you began posting about
    NAMBLA only afterward. In any case, I didn't get involved in your
    NAMBLA discussion until afterward.

    It's your recollection vs mine, George -- not that it makes one iota of difference either way.

    IIRC, Jim was in the middle of heated argument with Pickles regarding Ginsberg's alleged sexual encounters with minors. NancyGene posted
    quotes the late, unlamented one had made elsewhere, wherein he
    championed sex with both children and family members. Pickles admitted
    to, and defended, said quotations, and you supported him (as well as his despicable position).

    It was then that Jim, thoroughly disgusted by your arguments, opted to
    have his poetry removed from you blog.

    Again, not that it makes the least bit of difference. They were Jim's
    poems -- not yours. Jim has a right to resubmit his poetry elsewhere.
    First publication rights do not grant you the right to publish his poem
    in perpetuity.

    Your refusal to remove his poetry from your blog (for whatever reason) constituted an act of literary theft.



    It is a fact that Jim cannot write anything that someone like you, for
    instance, would even call poetry. That's not an attack, just fact. But
    it's not something I told him at the time; that wouldn't have made any
    sense.

    I'm afraid you're confusing unconnected events that happened years
    apart.

    No, George. I was merely providing a two examples of your behavior
    toward Jim. I am not in any way attempting to place your numerous
    examples on a timeline.

    You're certainly contradicting the actual timeline.

    Again, I have neither mentioned, nor implied any timeline.

    That is an example of one of your "straw man" arguments. You are
    attempting to "disprove" my accusations by claiming that I failed to
    list them sequentially.

    You've behaved abominably to Jim countless times over the course of the
    past 10 years (give or take) -- and to NancyGene, Robert, Ash, Corey,
    and myself as well.

    Allow me to rephrase that to your satisfaction: Over the course of the
    7+ years you've been fighting with Jim, you launched numerous attacks on
    him. One example, was when you called him illiterate.

    Look, I'm sorry that the snowflake is offended, but it's simple fact
    that
    Jim cannot write poetry, of any kind; and, as this thread also
    demonstrates,
    he can't even punctuate properly.

    The simple fact is that *I* consider free verse to be a misnamed form of
    prose. Virtually everyone else on the planet considers it to be a valid
    poetic form.

    Jim writes free verse extremely well. He is one of the best free verse
    poets I have ever read. His poetry was extremely popular here, and
    remains so in The Official AAPC FB group.

    I also feel that Jim is a much better writer than you.

    You've made quite a few typos in this thread, George. I have merely
    chosen not to point them out. And I'm sure that I've made my share of
    errors as well.

    It's Usenet -- typos come with the territory.



    Another example
    was when you challenged him to write a triolet and to pit it against one
    of yours.

    I've challenged him to write many forms - triolets, centos, ballad
    meter,
    even haiku - but he hasn't been willing to make an effort. He's just too stupid (too wilfully ignorant) to learn. Once again, that's just a fact.

    That's funny. He's posted several Haikus to The Official AAPC page.

    But do you seriously believe that everyone should be willing to make an
    effort to write poetry in an established form simply because you've
    challenged them to?

    Jim excels at free verse. In fact, the more prosaic Jim's poems are,
    the better they actually read. Jim's power as a writer is in his
    ability to capture a sense of reality in his words. Why should he be
    expected to change his form and or style to suit your whim?


    Happy?

    As to your claim that I wouldn't call Jim's writing "poetry," you are
    intentionally falsifying my meaning by referring to my words out of
    context (unfortunately this is another of your standard practices).

    It's the definition of "poetry" you proposed and we both agreed to,
    earlier on this thread. I understand that you realize you fucked up
    and want to switch definitions, but - nope.

    Seriously?

    My definition of "poetry" is my own. If you choose to agree to it, that
    makes two of us. Most readers, publishers, scholars, professors, etc.,
    would vehemently disagree.

    But be that as it may. My definition of what constitutes "poetry"
    should have no bearing on Jim's talent as a writer.

    Regardless of whether you call it "poetry" or "prose," Jim remains an
    extremely talented author.

    The fact that you are seeking to use my very limited definition out of
    context as an implied dismissal of Jim's work, is yet another example of
    the duplicity I'd mentioned at the start of today's post.


    In your above statement, you make it appear as if I had been making a
    value judgment regarding Jim's work. Such was not the case. I have
    always defined "poetry" as "a literary form comprising rhymed-metered
    verse." The majority of Jim's works do not use rhyme or meter, so they
    fall outside of my definition of poetry.

    Not just his work: The majority of wwhat you publish in AYOS falls
    outside
    your definition of poetry. You publish his non-verse (and NancyGene's doggerel) because they're your allies.

    Again: AAPC was conceived to be a "sampler" of the writings of the
    various poets who participate in the group. Anyone in the group can
    write in any style they choose. That's the whole point of it.

    You know this very well, because you had attempted to take over Jim's
    "Sunday Sampler" (unsuccessfully) after one of Jim's sabbaticals from
    the Usenet AAPC.

    I publish Jim and NancyGene, and everyone else, *because* they are
    members of the group.



    They are, however, excellent
    literary works -- and works which contemporary critics would define as
    "Modern Poetry."

    And, FYI, Jim's work is still receiving compliments from other Modern
    poets on The Official AAPC FB page.

    I am a fan of Jim's writing. I just consider it to be extremely well
    written prose.

    I understand perfectly. You (the anonymous person inside thw socks don't think
    Jim's work (and most of what you post on AYOS) is even poetry, but you
    (as your "Michael Pendragon" sock) have to praise his work and request
    it for your journal, because he's your ally. Which I've repeatedly
    pointed out.

    That's not even remotely true, George.

    AYoS is a sampler. It was created to show off the poetry of *all* of
    AAPC's members. It has nothing to do with my definition of poetry. It
    has nothing to do with my personal likes and dislikes. It merely shows
    off the poetry of our group's members.

    PJR used to post a link to a web page that described each of AAPC's
    members (nearly all of whom were long gone by the time I joined). Jim
    created the "Sampler" (among other reasons) to show readers who the
    current members were. "A Year of Sundays" is merely picking up where
    the "Sunday Sampler" left off.

    I like both Jim and NancyGene's poetry, and am glad that I'm able to
    include it in AYoS. But I don't publish it because I like it. I
    publish it because they are members of AAPC and AYoS is a "sampler" for
    AAPC poets to display their work in.



    Which brings us back to where we began this digression, so it's a good
    place to end it, too.

    snip

    You are obviously jealous of Jim and NancyGene. Your jealousy of them
    has been obvious for many years.

    I'm sorry that you feel that way; but it is to your continued discredit
    that you insist on belittling their poetry here, long after they have
    been regular participating members.

    As always, HtH & HAND

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  • From George J. Dance@21:1/5 to HarryLime on Tue Jan 21 19:52:22 2025
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    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 19:02:42 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 2:44:47 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 15:29:37 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Tue, 14 Jan 2025 17:07:47 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Mon, 13 Jan 2025 18:47:06 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    snip

    OTOH, I have always been fair and balanced in my reviews of poetry
    posted to AAPC. Go back and browse through the "comments" on the old >>>>> "Sunday Samplers."

    Michael, I vaguely remember your reviews of my poems; I had no problem >>>> with those, but you wrote them years before you put me on your "Team
    Donkey" list of perceived adversaries. They should be compared with
    reviews of my poetry that you've given afterward.

    You vaguely remember something I wrote last week in this thread?

    Michael: you did not write your ''comments" on the old
    "Sunday Samplers" just 'last week in this thread'. You wrote them more >>>>> than 7 years ago.

    It's evident that you have problems with dating, chronology, and the
    whole concept of time, but this is your most egregious example yet.

    I realize that you're incapable of scrolling through a thread, but if
    you were to scroll up (in *this* thread) to a post I'd made on January
    10 (2025), you would have read the following:



    George's triolet is a classic example of a *formal* poem. It has a
    fixed set of rules, and it adheres to them diligently.

    As a poet, George has always been a skillful craftsman; and his poem is
    a well-executed example of the triolet form.

    In this regard, you and George may be viewed as complete opposites, as
    your "poetry" is embarrassingly inept (painfully so) -- even when one
    takes into account that it is "free verse," and therefore has no rules.

    Where George has a strong understanding of poetic form, and fairly
    strong understanding of the English language, you are unable to compose
    in complete sentences, constantly mix tenses, misuse words, and randomly refer to names and places from your personal life without providing any explanation to your supposed readers.

    That said, George's main problem as a poet is that he lacks inspiration, imagination, and style. George's poems, at their best, are as memorable
    as Hallmark cards. His thoughts and themes are maudlin and mundane, and
    when he ventures into didacticism, he's merely parroting Ayn Rand's Objectivist philosophy. IOW: He is the epitome of mediocrity.

    AAPC is a usenet group that is currently monopolized by a high school
    drop out turned songwriter whose years of drug and alcohol abuse have
    taken their toll on his intellect (assuming that he ever possessed one);
    a homeless drunk arrested for indecent exposure, belligerence, and God
    know what else, whose "poetry" rhymes everything with "red" and "blue";
    and a retard who SCREAMS about President Trump and masturbates over his nephew, who has never written a poem in his life. George Dance is far
    and away the best poet still posting there.

    As to George's triolet: his word choice, unfortunately, renders it self-contradictory (although one easily understands his intent). Understanding an author's intent is *not* an excuse for poorly expressed thoughts. His message starts out well (everyone starts out with
    unlimited possibilities, which life chisels away over the course of
    time), only to end with the cringingly maudlin idea of justifying one's
    own failed potential by looking to the unlimited possibilities of one's offspring.

    I had originally thought that George was trying to say that while we (as examples of unfulfilled possibility) look to our children's potential to justify our failure, we are only kidding ourselves, because life will inevitably destroy their possibilities as well. Regrettably, George has since stated that such was not his intent. I have since adjusted my own views on his poem accordingly.

    [END QUOTE]

    That's just a rehash of things you've already said, in defence of your
    calling yet another poem of mine "illiterate" this week. I koow you're
    in love with your own words, so it's understandable you'e like to post
    them over and over. But not only does it have nothing to do with
    literacy, it has nothing to do with the Sunday Sampler. So let me ask a follow-up question:

    WTF is wrong with you, MMP?

    As always, HtH & HAND

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to George J. Dance on Tue Jan 21 21:58:22 2025
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    On Tue, 21 Jan 2025 19:52:19 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 19:02:42 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 2:44:47 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 15:29:37 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Tue, 14 Jan 2025 17:07:47 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Mon, 13 Jan 2025 18:47:06 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    snip

    OTOH, I have always been fair and balanced in my reviews of poetry >>>>>> posted to AAPC. Go back and browse through the "comments" on the old >>>>>> "Sunday Samplers."

    Michael, I vaguely remember your reviews of my poems; I had no problem >>>>> with those, but you wrote them years before you put me on your "Team >>>>> Donkey" list of perceived adversaries. They should be compared with
    reviews of my poetry that you've given afterward.

    You vaguely remember something I wrote last week in this thread?

    Michael: you did not write your ''comments" on the old
    "Sunday Samplers" just 'last week in this thread'. You wrote them more >>>>>> than 7 years ago.

    It's evident that you have problems with dating, chronology, and the
    whole concept of time, but this is your most egregious example yet.

    I realize that you're incapable of scrolling through a thread, but if
    you were to scroll up (in *this* thread) to a post I'd made on January
    10 (2025), you would have read the following:



    George's triolet is a classic example of a *formal* poem. It has a
    fixed set of rules, and it adheres to them diligently.

    As a poet, George has always been a skillful craftsman; and his poem is
    a well-executed example of the triolet form.

    In this regard, you and George may be viewed as complete opposites, as
    your "poetry" is embarrassingly inept (painfully so) -- even when one
    takes into account that it is "free verse," and therefore has no rules.

    Where George has a strong understanding of poetic form, and fairly
    strong understanding of the English language, you are unable to compose
    in complete sentences, constantly mix tenses, misuse words, and randomly
    refer to names and places from your personal life without providing any
    explanation to your supposed readers.

    That said, George's main problem as a poet is that he lacks inspiration,
    imagination, and style. George's poems, at their best, are as memorable
    as Hallmark cards. His thoughts and themes are maudlin and mundane, and
    when he ventures into didacticism, he's merely parroting Ayn Rand's
    Objectivist philosophy. IOW: He is the epitome of mediocrity.

    AAPC is a usenet group that is currently monopolized by a high school
    drop out turned songwriter whose years of drug and alcohol abuse have
    taken their toll on his intellect (assuming that he ever possessed one);
    a homeless drunk arrested for indecent exposure, belligerence, and God
    know what else, whose "poetry" rhymes everything with "red" and "blue";
    and a retard who SCREAMS about President Trump and masturbates over his
    nephew, who has never written a poem in his life. George Dance is far
    and away the best poet still posting there.

    As to George's triolet: his word choice, unfortunately, renders it
    self-contradictory (although one easily understands his intent).
    Understanding an author's intent is *not* an excuse for poorly expressed
    thoughts. His message starts out well (everyone starts out with
    unlimited possibilities, which life chisels away over the course of
    time), only to end with the cringingly maudlin idea of justifying one's
    own failed potential by looking to the unlimited possibilities of one's
    offspring.

    I had originally thought that George was trying to say that while we (as
    examples of unfulfilled possibility) look to our children's potential to
    justify our failure, we are only kidding ourselves, because life will
    inevitably destroy their possibilities as well. Regrettably, George has
    since stated that such was not his intent. I have since adjusted my own
    views on his poem accordingly.

    [END QUOTE]

    That's just a rehash of things you've already said, in defence of your calling yet another poem of mine "illiterate" this week. I koow you're
    in love with your own words, so it's understandable you'e like to post
    them over and over. But not only does it have nothing to do with
    literacy, it has nothing to do with the Sunday Sampler. So let me ask a follow-up question:

    WTF is wrong with you, MMP?

    Earth to George Dance: You can't change the content of my statements
    simply by snipping them prior to replying.

    You may *think* you can, but anyone who has been reading the thread (or
    who is savvy enough to scroll up to check the original post) will see
    through your duplicity.

    You keep pretending that my statement pertained solely to "The Sunday
    Sampler." And it appears to do just that -- when you cut the second and
    third paragraphs and quote it out of context.

    Here's what I *actually wrote*:

    [START QUOTE]
    OTOH, I have always been fair and balanced in my reviews of poetry
    posted to AAPC. Go back and browse through the "comments" on the old
    "Sunday Samplers." I provided in depth critiques on all of the poems,
    and pointed out when poems submitted by my so-called "allies" didn't
    work.

    The only "bias" in my reviews was that when critiquing an incompetent
    "poem" by an incompetent, illiterate buffoon like Mr. Donkey, I adopted
    a humorous tone.

    And, FWIW, I have provided my feelings regarding yours and Mr. Donkey's
    poetry in my previous post in this thread. Again, I feel that my
    evaluation is both fair and balanced. Anyone seeking proof of said
    fairness need only scroll up a bit in this thread.
    [END QUOTE]

    As you can see, I was referring you to what was then "my previous post"
    -- which I kindly reposted for you above.

    As to said quote, it is not just a "rehash" of my comments regarding the illiterate nature of your triolet. It is a statement regarding your
    work in general. And, as I said, a close reading will show you that
    this is true. I praise your technical skill, but find your content
    commonplace, maudlin, sentimental, and generally uninspired.

    What you write, you usually write very well. Unfortunately, your poems
    fail to hold my interest.

    --

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  • From Rudy Canoza@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Wed Jan 22 03:34:29 2025
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    W.Dockery wrote:
    Interesting that none of "Harry Lime"'s fellow thugs seem to be able to continue posting on Usenet.


    Unlike you and your flunkies flooding the groups
    with all of those lame hello's, donkey.

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  • From George J. Dance@21:1/5 to HarryLime on Thu Jan 23 01:56:17 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 18:58:18 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 2:20:10 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 15:29:37 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Tue, 14 Jan 2025 17:07:47 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Mon, 13 Jan 2025 18:47:06 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:

    Why do you lie so much, George?

    Why do you project so much, Michael?

    In the statement you are quoting, I was describing your behavior and >>>>> practices -- not mine.

    As I told you at the time, that was also an example of projection on
    your part; that you were in fact both slurping and publishing your
    allies, and calling your perceived adversaries illiterates. As this
    thread shows, you're still doing both.

    IKYABWAI is neither an argument nor a rebuttal.

    OMG! You're gonna try the preemption game: "You can't say that about me,
    because I said it about you FIRST."

    No, George. When you repost a quotation out of context, with the
    deliberate intention of changing its mean, you are (to couch it in as
    mild a term as possible) deceitful.

    The "mean" of the quotation wasn't changed in the slightest, Lying
    Michael.

    You present my statement as if I were describing my own practices;

    No, Lying Michael; I distinctly said it was how I would describe your "practices."

    whereas I was describing (my understanding of) your own.

    So you've said; you were talking about me. I was talking about you.
    You didn't like my saying it about you, so you falsely accused me
    of lying.

    That is an example of how duplicitous you actually are, and should serve
    as a warning to readers to take anything you say with a very large grain
    of salt.

    I'm afraid we'll have to add "duplicitous" to the list of words you
    misuse, MMP. But there's no need to say more about that, since you
    were clearly just trying to "win an argument" by making a false
    accusation.

    Nor does this thread show that I am doing anything of the sort. FYI: I
    have no "allies" here. They've all left Usenet AAPC, and are now
    posting on The Official AAPC page at FB.

    I'm not sure that's true; I think I've seen both Jim and NancyGene
    posting on aapc here:
    https://www.novabbs.com/arts/article-flat.php?id=253102&group=alt.arts.poetry.comments#253102
    But even if it were true, it's not relevant: you're still publishing
    their work, and still slurping their work here.

    If the most recent post you can find from Jim is nearly two months old,
    it's safe to say that he is no longer participating in this group. He's certainly not participating at the level he was a few years ago.

    So what? Jim doesn't turn into a neutral bystander every time he
    flounces off
    the group; the fact that you're here slurping him in this flame war you reignited is enough to show that you still perceive him as your ally.

    Whether I publish his work is irrelevant.

    MMP, your ONLY reason for saying that I used to see Jim as my ally
    is that I used to publish his work. If that's now "irrelevant", then you
    had absolutely no reason for falsely accusing me of using your M.O. in
    the
    first place. So, fine; let's agree that it's irrelevant, and you were
    just
    making up shit.

    He is not engaging in any flame wars (or what pass for discussions
    here), and is therefore not a potential "ally" -- for me or anyone else.

    Of course he is your "potential" ally. He's been reading and posting
    here
    as your ally, and there's nothing stopping him from doing it in the
    future.
    Same for your other Team Monkey flunky, NG.

    Do I have "enemies" here? That's a strong word.

    Every member of your "Team Donkey" enemies list - Will, Zod, Jordy,
    Rachel, and myself - is posting here.

    1) I don't view any of you as enemies, George. We merely hold different views as to how AAPC should operate. I felt that a *poetry* group
    should limit the bulk of its discussions to *poetry.*

    Unfortunately, your posts bely you, MMP. The bulk of what you post here,
    even of your "poetry" and your "poetry discussions" is either (1)
    scurrilous
    gossip about the members
    of "Team Donkey" or (2) flame wars with the members of "Team Donkey".

    You felt that it
    would be better used as a forum wherein members could exchange greetings
    with "Jordy" twenty times a day, every day.

    Don't be such a peabrain, MMP. Jordy and I post to each other twice a
    month,
    at best. Otherwise our paths never cross; he doesn't start flame wars,
    or
    try to disrupt other threads. So whatever he does doesn't bother me; if
    he
    bothers you so much that you're still obsessing about him, bo back to
    your
    facebook group and gossip about him with someone who cares.

    Since Google abandoned the
    platform, you won out by default.

    Yet here you are, caught sneaking back onto aapc under a new sock, and
    turning to your old tricks: gossip and flame wars. As I've told Jim
    before,
    your people are as bad as bedbugs; it's almost impossible to get rid of
    you.

    BTW: Hello Jordy!

    2) I believe that I have always been on good terms with Rachel.

    It may be true that you believe that, MMP; but it is not true that you
    were. The archives have plenty of gossip you, Jim and NG have
    written about her, and flame wars that you've tried to start with her.

    3) By definition, an enemy is one who poses at least a potential threat
    to one in some manner. A mentally deficient hillbilly, a drunken
    pissbum, and middle aged man with the mind of a child are hardly to be perceived of as threats.

    MMP, as previously noted, you reject reality and live in a delusional
    world of your own. It's central to your delusion that you're a genius
    with encyclopedic knowledge of poetry. Anyone who doesn't buy into
    that is attacking your delusion, so of course you'd see them as a
    threat.
    That's how you came up with your "Team Donkey" bullshit in the first
    place.

    Not only are Team Donkey's members not my enemies, but I see no reason
    why anyone should need allies to engage with them.

    LOL! Remember what happened the last time you your act solo rec.music.rock-pop-r+b.1950s. You tried there to pose as the genius
    with the encyplopedic knowledge of 1950s music, but (even though your
    knowledge of 1950s music is more extensive than your knowledge of
    poetry)
    you failed miserably, got your ass kicked and had to come here to start
    over.
    Even if you had the brains of a chimp, you'd be smart enough to realize
    you
    needed a team this time.

    snip

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  • From George J. Dance@21:1/5 to HarryLime on Thu Jan 23 07:36:45 2025
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    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 18:58:18 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 2:20:10 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 15:29:37 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Tue, 14 Jan 2025 17:07:47 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Mon, 13 Jan 2025 18:47:06 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:

    Allow me to rephrase that to your satisfaction: Over the course of the
    7+ years you've been fighting with Jim, you launched numerous attacks on >>> him. One example, was when you called him illiterate.

    Look, I'm sorry that the snowflake is offended, but it's simple fact
    that Jim cannot write poetry, of any kind; and, as this thread also
    demonstrates, he can't even punctuate properly.

    The simple fact is that *I* consider free verse to be a misnamed form of prose. Virtually everyone else on the planet considers it to be a valid poetic form.

    Jim writes free verse extremely well. He is one of the best free verse
    poets I have ever read.

    Jim's stuff is not just devoid of rhyme and meter, but of imagery and
    sonics as well. He writes what I call "diary poetry" - simple accounts
    of
    what he did that day, chopped into lines to make it look "poetic."
    He reminds me of Rod McKuen, except that McKuen's poetry does not
    contain
    spelling and grammar errors, while Jim's does even after they're pointed
    out to him, as he never revises. But you go right on slurping him.

    His poetry was extremely popular here, and
    remains so in The Official AAPC FB group.

    Jim was popular here, irrespective of his poetic talent. Until you took
    him under your wing, he was a friendly person who got along with
    everyone,
    and offered only constructive praise and encouragement. He was nice to
    people, so people were nice to him. I'm sure that's still the case
    in your Facebook group.

    I also feel that Jim is a much better writer than you.

    You've made quite a few typos in this thread, George. I have merely
    chosen not to point them out. And I'm sure that I've made my share of
    errors as well.

    I'm back to typing on Notepad, which means I don't have "wavy read
    lines"
    to find typos. If it prevents you from understanding what I'm writing,
    I could look for another WP to use. Otherwise, there's no reason to
    mention it.

    It's Usenet -- typos come with the territory.

    That's what I told you when you began typo-laming here in assorted flame
    wars.
    But there's a difference between making typos on Usenet, and making
    spelling or
    grammar mistakes in poems. There's an even bigger difference between
    making
    typos on Usenet, and reposting a poem with mistakes that were previously pointed out.

    Another example
    was when you challenged him to write a triolet and to pit it against one >>> of yours.

    I've challenged him to write many forms - triolets, centos, ballad
    meter,
    even haiku - but he hasn't been willing to make an effort. He's just too
    stupid (too wilfully ignorant) to learn. Once again, that's just a fact.

    That's funny. He's posted several Haikus to The Official AAPC page.

    You mean on your facebook page? I'll believe that when I see them -
    which
    of course I won't be able to do.

    But do you seriously believe that everyone should be willing to make an effort to write poetry in an established form simply because you've challenged them to?

    I do seriously believe that everyone who calls himself a poet
    should be willing to make an effort to write poetry. Which does not
    mean poetry by your purported definition, of course.

    A poet does not have to write in rhyme or meter, or use imagery or
    sonics,
    but IMO he should at least know how. And every poet, regardless of how
    they
    write, should be able to impartially judge their own work, and revise as necessary, fixing the bad lines and inappropriate words that
    inevitably mar a first draft. Jim doesn't do any of that - not because
    he can't, but because he thinks all his work is just perfect when he
    spews
    it out. Which is why I would say he doesn't write poems; he write first
    drafts
    and stops there.

    Jim excels at free verse. In fact, the more prosaic Jim's poems are,
    the better they actually read. Jim's power as a writer is in his
    ability to capture a sense of reality in his words.

    Why should he be
    expected to change his form and or style to suit your whim?

    Why indeed should he learn to write poetry, when you slurp him like
    this no matter what he writes? Why should he try to improve, when
    you tell him his work is perfect already?

    I used to challenge him to do better, as you know, but why
    should he listen to criticism when you've convinced him that
    anyone who offers criticism of his work is attacking or belittling him?

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  • From George J. Dance@21:1/5 to HarryLime on Thu Jan 23 07:38:14 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 18:58:18 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 2:20:10 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 15:29:37 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Tue, 14 Jan 2025 17:07:47 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Mon, 13 Jan 2025 18:47:06 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    As to your claim that I wouldn't call Jim's writing "poetry," you are
    intentionally falsifying my meaning by referring to my words out of
    context (unfortunately this is another of your standard practices).

    It's the definition of "poetry" you proposed and we both agreed to,
    earlier on this thread. I understand that you realize you fucked up
    and want to switch definitions, but - nope.

    Seriously?

    My definition of "poetry" is my own. If you choose to agree to it, that makes two of us. Most readers, publishers, scholars, professors, etc.,
    would vehemently disagree.

    I didn't say I agreed with it, Lying Michael; I said I'd accept it as
    the
    definition for this thread (though, since you now want to dispense with
    it,
    let's do so).

    I'm quite happy to accept free verse as poetry (and have even written a
    few
    poems in free verse). I do think, though, that a would-be
    poet should know how poetry is written. Even someone who uses free verse
    should have some understanding of rhyme, meter, imagery, and sonics.
    Jim,
    as I mentioned, has none; and he's too stupid (too wilfully ignorant)
    to learn any. And every poet should be willing and able to critically
    reread and revise his work; which he cannot do either. So, as far as

    But be that as it may. My definition of what constitutes "poetry"
    should have no bearing on Jim's talent as a writer.

    Regardless of whether you call it "poetry" or "prose," Jim remains an extremely talented author.

    I won't debate "talent" with you, because that's completely
    subjective - you call him talented because you like his writing.
    What is objective fact is that Jim has no skill at writing. Skill
    has to be acquired, and Jim has no interest in
    acquiring it; he's happy with whatever he churns out. Which is fine with
    me;
    if he doesn't want to learn to develop his talents, by
    learning some writing skills, he doesn't have to.

    The fact that you are seeking to use my very limited definition out of context as an implied dismissal of Jim's work, is yet another example of
    the duplicity I'd mentioned at the start of today's post.

    Good; that brings us back full circle - I began by saying that you were
    using that word "duplicitous" incorrectly.

    In this case, your "definition" was just something you brought up to
    excuse your publishing a poem you're now trashing. So you told me
    that Jim doesn't write poetry. Next time you talk to Jim, you'll be
    telling him he does write poetry, using some other definition. Your definitions, like all your beliefs, are contextual; they depend on
    whom you're talking to, what you think of that person at the time,
    and what you want to accomplish. You'll say one thing one day, and
    the opposite the next day, because the "context" has changed. The
    word for that is two-faced, or (as it's called in Latin) duplicitous.

    If you truly believed that poetry was formal verse, then you wouldn't
    even be reading either Jim's chopped-up prose, or FTM NG's doggerel,
    much
    less praising it or publishing it in your journal. Do you believe your definition or not? The answer: it depends on "context". If you can
    "win an argument" using the above definition, you believe it; but if you
    can't "win an argument" with it, you don't. Your purported beliefs are
    whatever you think will give you that win.

    In your above statement, you make it appear as if I had been making a
    value judgment regarding Jim's work Such was not the case. I have
    always defined "poetry" as "a literary form comprising rhymed-metered
    verse." The majority of Jim's works do not use rhyme or meter, so they
    fall outside of my definition of poetry.

    Not just his work: The majority of wwhat you publish in AYOS falls
    outside
    your definition of poetry. You publish his non-verse (and NancyGene's
    doggerel) because they're your allies.

    Again: AAPC was conceived to be a "sampler" of the writings of the
    various poets who participate in the group. Anyone in the group can
    write in any style they choose. That's the whole point of it.

    By "AAPC" you probably mean AYOS. It's interesting to hear that AYOS
    is not longer a sample of "The Year's Best Poetry" (as you say both in
    the chapbook and your advertising for it), but only for your "poets"
    to write whatever they want. That's a good example of how the "context"
    -
    changes what you think or say.

    You know this very well, because you had attempted to take over Jim's
    "Sunday Sampler" (unsuccessfully) after one of Jim's sabbaticals from
    the Usenet AAPC.

    Aside from being a lie, Lying Michael, your sentence makes no sense. How
    would my running the former Sampler (at Jim's request) for a couple of
    weeks
    effect, in any way, whether AYOS ppublished poetry or just any writing?
    Reading my issues, I'd say the latter; but WTF does the Sampler have to
    do with that?

    I publish Jim and NancyGene, and everyone else, *because* they are
    members of the group.

    Neither Jim nor NG are currently members of aapc, Lying Michael.
    I could remind you that you've said yourself that they haven't been here
    for
    months, but you'll just say that's a different "context"; they're aapc
    members
    when you want them to be, and not aapc members when you don't want them
    to be.

    They are, however, excellent
    literary works -- and works which contemporary critics would define as
    "Modern Poetry."

    And, FYI, Jim's work is still receiving compliments from other Modern
    poets on The Official AAPC FB page.

    I am a fan of Jim's writing. I just consider it to be extremely well
    written prose.

    I understand perfectly. You (the anonymous person inside thw socks don't
    think
    Jim's work (and most of what you post on AYOS) is even poetry, but you
    (as your "Michael Pendragon" sock) have to praise his work and request
    it for your journal, because he's your ally. Which I've repeatedly
    pointed out.

    That's not even remotely true, George.

    AYoS is a sampler. It was created to show off the poetry of *all* of
    AAPC's members.

    I know that's what it was created for, and what it's sold as. It's a
    direct copy of /April/ magazine that I've told you about (except I
    didn't sell mine).

    It has nothing to do with my definition of poetry. It
    has nothing to do with my personal likes and dislikes. It merely shows
    off the poetry of our group's members.

    AYOS is being marketed as a sampler to show off the poetry of *all* of
    aapc's members,
    but as I've told you it's turned into a vanity project for Team Monkey
    and assorted
    trolls, none of which are writing anything on aapc. Except you, of
    course, under
    a new sock, but I don't think you'd publish any of that on aapc.

    PJR used to post a link to a web page that described each of AAPC's
    members (nearly all of whom were long gone by the time I joined).

    I don't think it was his list, or that it was specifically aapc.

    Jim
    created the "Sampler" (among other reasons) to show readers who the
    current members were. "A Year of Sundays" is merely picking up where
    the "Sunday Sampler" left off.

    The big difference with AYOS, of course, is that it has nothing to do
    with aapc.

    I like both Jim and NancyGene's poetry, and am glad that I'm able to
    include it in AYoS. But I don't publish it because I like it. I
    publish it because they are members of AAPC and AYoS is a "sampler" for
    AAPC poets to display their work in.

    No, lying Michael. Neither have participated in AAPC since google
    stopped
    carrying it, except for one possible troll post each. they're members of
    your Facebook group; you just use the name of the usenet group for
    advertising purposes.

    Which brings us back to where we began this digression, so it's a good
    place to end it, too.

    snip

    You are obviously jealous of Jim and NancyGene. Your jealousy of them
    has been obvious for many years.

    Now, that is funny. What am I supposed to be jealous of? That you're
    their
    online "friend" (ie, their ally)? That you praise and publish their
    "writings"?
    I'm afraid that's all I can think of.

    I'm sorry that you feel that way; but it is to your continued discredit
    that you insist on belittling their poetry here, long after they have
    been regular participating members.

    Interesting. So it's "obvious" to you that anyone who belittles a poet's
    work is jealous of that poet? Or does that depend on "context," too?

    As always, HtH & HAND
    --

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  • From George J. Dance@21:1/5 to HarryLime on Thu Jan 23 09:15:35 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Tue, 21 Jan 2025 21:58:13 +0000, Michael Monkey Peakrain aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:

    Earth to George Dance:

    Sorry, "Earth", but whatever socks you use, you're still going to be
    MMP.

    You can't change the content of my statements
    simply by snipping them prior to replying.

    Good; nothing's changed. And since you repeat it all it wouldn't matter
    if it were; it makes more sense to snip it all, and deal with your
    repeat posting of it.

    You may *think* you can,

    - or it may be that I don't think that, and you're simply being
    paranoid. That's more likely, since I'm not aware that I think that
    (which is a good sign I don't). How about if you stop trying to tell me
    what I think, and say something about the subject.

    but anyone who has been reading the thread (or
    who is savvy enough to scroll up to check the original post) will see
    through your duplicity.

    I doubt that anyone besides the three of us is reading the thread -
    you've garbaged it up quite thoroughly in the few days I've been dealing
    with your last screed. And I note that you're still using the term
    "duplicity" incorrectly.

    You keep pretending that my statement pertained solely to "The Sunday Sampler." And it appears to do just that -- when you cut the second and third paragraphs and quote it out of context.

    It looks like I've already read and replied to all of it at some point,
    but knowing that you're in love with your own words, I guess we'll have
    to go through it all again.

    Here's what I *actually wrote*:

    [START QUOTE]
    OTOH, I have always been fair and balanced in my reviews of poetry
    posted to AAPC. Go back and browse through the "comments" on the old
    "Sunday Samplers." I provided in depth critiques on all of the poems,
    and pointed out when poems submitted by my so-called "allies" didn't
    work.

    The "context" there was that you were trying to establish yourself as a
    fair and impartial critic; so you tried to offer fair and balanced
    criticism. But that, as I pointed out, was 7 years ago, before you
    formed Team Monkey, and your "context' has changed, of course, so your
    opinions of all those poems have probably changed as well. It's stupid
    to point to that to show how "fair and balanced" you are now.

    The only "bias" in my reviews was that when critiquing an incompetent
    "poem" by an incompetent, illiterate buffoon like Mr. Donkey, I adopted
    a humorous tone.

    All you do here in that paragraph is attack Will, which I've been
    reading for the past 7 years and must have replied to when I thought you believed it; and
    (2) go back to playing Monkey/Donkey, which means I'll have to play it
    with you (since Will is not interested in your games).

    And, FWIW, I have provided my feelings regarding yours and Mr. Donkey's poetry in my previous post in this thread. Again, I feel that my
    evaluation is both fair and balanced. Anyone seeking proof of said
    fairness need only scroll up a bit in this thread.
    [END QUOTE]

    I may wade through the thread and try to find it, but I'm sure it's
    nothing I
    haven't read and replied to before. It is funny, though, that you'd
    repost a quote telling me to reread and reply to something else on the
    thread; why not just repost that something else instead? As I said, WTF
    is wrong with you, Michael Monkey?

    As you can see, I was referring you to what was then "my previous post"
    -- which I kindly reposted for you above.

    As to said quote, it is not just a "rehash" of my comments regarding the illiterate nature of your triolet. It is a statement regarding your
    work in general.

    What you just quoted says nothing about my "work" - it's just you
    patting yourself on the back about how "fair and balanced" you used to
    be, and claiming that you still are.

    And, as I said, a close reading will show you that
    this is true. I praise your technical skill, but find your content commonplace, maudlin, sentimental, and generally uninspired.

    Oh, that again. That 3-line summary is clear enough, so there's no need
    to read the detailed "critique". As you know, you've said that before,
    when commenting on specific poems. At least in those cases we could
    discuss the actual meaning of the poem, but in a criticism of my "work
    in general" there's nothing to discuss.

    What you write, you usually write very well. Unfortunately, your poems
    fail to hold my interest.

    Fine; if you're not interested you're not interested. End of discussion.

    So what are you after by reposting this? Would you like a similar
    "critique" of your "work in general"? Do you want me to get all
    defensive and give you what's called a "revenge crit"? Or do you want me
    to pretend to agree with you, and praise you for finding "truths" about
    my poetry that for some reason the writer was blind to? Or do you just
    want a thank-you?

    One person's opinion is all well and good, and at least I didn't have to
    pay for it, but that's all it is; one person's opinion. Thank you for
    giving it.

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to George J. Dance on Fri Jan 24 17:30:33 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Thu, 23 Jan 2025 1:56:15 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 18:58:18 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 2:20:10 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 15:29:37 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Tue, 14 Jan 2025 17:07:47 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Mon, 13 Jan 2025 18:47:06 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:

    Why do you lie so much, George?

    Why do you project so much, Michael?

    In the statement you are quoting, I was describing your behavior and >>>>>> practices -- not mine.

    As I told you at the time, that was also an example of projection on >>>>> your part; that you were in fact both slurping and publishing your
    allies, and calling your perceived adversaries illiterates. As this
    thread shows, you're still doing both.

    IKYABWAI is neither an argument nor a rebuttal.

    OMG! You're gonna try the preemption game: "You can't say that about me, >>> because I said it about you FIRST."

    No, George. When you repost a quotation out of context, with the
    deliberate intention of changing its mean, you are (to couch it in as
    mild a term as possible) deceitful.

    The "mean" of the quotation wasn't changed in the slightest, Lying
    Michael.

    Are you really that dense that you fail to comprehend how you've
    misrepresented a statement I'd made about you as being about myself?


    You present my statement as if I were describing my own practices;

    No, Lying Michael; I distinctly said it was how I would describe your "practices."

    You falsely use my statement as "proof" of your claims *without*
    specifying that I'd made it about you. In doing so, you make it appear
    as if I am stating my own beliefs and practices -- which they are
    decidedly not.


    whereas I was describing (my understanding of) your own.

    So you've said; you were talking about me. I was talking about you.
    You didn't like my saying it about you, so you falsely accused me
    of lying.

    Again, I stated that I was talking about you.

    When you misquoted me, you intentionally made it appear as if I had been talking about myself.

    And, yes, I feel that anyone (other than your Donkey and his socks)
    would consider that to be a form of lying.


    That is an example of how duplicitous you actually are, and should serve
    as a warning to readers to take anything you say with a very large grain
    of salt.

    I'm afraid we'll have to add "duplicitous" to the list of words you
    misuse, MMP. But there's no need to say more about that, since you
    were clearly just trying to "win an argument" by making a false
    accusation.

    One of us certainly misunderstands it.


    Nor does this thread show that I am doing anything of the sort. FYI: I >>>> have no "allies" here. They've all left Usenet AAPC, and are now
    posting on The Official AAPC page at FB.

    I'm not sure that's true; I think I've seen both Jim and NancyGene
    posting on aapc here:
    https://www.novabbs.com/arts/article-flat.php?id=253102&group=alt.arts.poetry.comments#253102
    But even if it were true, it's not relevant: you're still publishing
    their work, and still slurping their work here.

    If the most recent post you can find from Jim is nearly two months old,
    it's safe to say that he is no longer participating in this group. He's
    certainly not participating at the level he was a few years ago.

    So what? Jim doesn't turn into a neutral bystander every time he
    flounces off
    the group; the fact that you're here slurping him in this flame war you reignited is enough to show that you still perceive him as your ally.

    Jim doesn't turn into a neutral bystander when he isn't around to
    witness the event/s in question. Jim has no knowledge of our current discussions, is not participating in said discussions, and cannot
    possibly be considered as an ally insofar as said discussions are
    concerned.


    Whether I publish his work is irrelevant.

    MMP, your ONLY reason for saying that I used to see Jim as my ally
    is that I used to publish his work. If that's now "irrelevant", then you
    had absolutely no reason for falsely accusing me of using your M.O. in
    the
    first place. So, fine; let's agree that it's irrelevant, and you were
    just
    making up shit.

    1) Whether *I* publish Jim's work is irrelevant. I publish the work of *everyone* who contributes to the AAPC group's FB page. Again, that's *EVERYONE* -- no exceptions.

    2) You, otoh, do not publish everyone who takes part in the AAPC Usenet
    forum.

    3) Your conclusion (that your misrepresentation of my description of
    your practices is irrelevant) does not follow from anything in the
    above. To wit: I publish *everything* that is posted to the AAPC FB
    group, whereas you only publish the work of Usenet AAPC members of your choosing.

    He is not engaging in any flame wars (or what pass for discussions
    here), and is therefore not a potential "ally" -- for me or anyone else.

    Of course he is your "potential" ally. He's been reading and posting
    here
    as your ally, and there's nothing stopping him from doing it in the
    future.
    Same for your other Team Monkey flunky, NG.

    To be an ally, one must be involved in the present conflict. From a
    linguistic standpoint, anyone can be a "potential" ally. However, as
    applied to this present discussion in which Jim has not taken part (and
    to the best of my knowledge is unaware of), nothing either of us says
    can be realistically seen as having any effect on Jim's allegiances.

    Do I have "enemies" here? That's a strong word.

    Every member of your "Team Donkey" enemies list - Will, Zod, Jordy,
    Rachel, and myself - is posting here.

    1) I don't view any of you as enemies, George. We merely hold different
    views as to how AAPC should operate. I felt that a *poetry* group
    should limit the bulk of its discussions to *poetry.*

    Unfortunately, your posts bely you, MMP. The bulk of what you post here,
    even of your "poetry" and your "poetry discussions" is either (1)
    scurrilous
    gossip about the members
    of "Team Donkey" or (2) flame wars with the members of "Team Donkey".

    FACT: My posts to AAPC FB, do nothing of the sort.

    If the majority of my posts here are combative, we need to determine why
    I should behave one way in the FB group, and the opposite way in the
    Usenet one.

    The obvious conclusion is that the members of the FB group limit their discussions to poetry, whereas certain members of the Usenet group
    insist on burying any poetry-related conversations under their own
    self-serving spam.

    You felt that it
    would be better used as a forum wherein members could exchange greetings
    with "Jordy" twenty times a day, every day.

    Don't be such a peabrain, MMP. Jordy and I post to each other twice a
    month,
    at best. Otherwise our paths never cross; he doesn't start flame wars,
    or
    try to disrupt other threads. So whatever he does doesn't bother me; if
    he
    bothers you so much that you're still obsessing about him, bo back to
    your
    facebook group and gossip about him with someone who cares.

    Anyone still following Usenet AAPC is well aware that Jordy makes far
    more than two posts a months -- they simply aren't directed to your
    attention.

    As to whether I'm "obsessing" over him, I no longer care what he does.
    My greeting to him should show you that I'm perfectly fine with his
    continued disruption of your group. It only annoyed me while I was
    still a member.


    Since Google abandoned the
    platform, you won out by default.

    Yet here you are, caught sneaking back onto aapc under a new sock, and turning to your old tricks: gossip and flame wars. As I've told Jim
    before,
    your people are as bad as bedbugs; it's almost impossible to get rid of
    you.

    What do you want, George? I have conceded Usenet AAPC to you.

    I only drop by to monitor your posts, because I am well aware of your
    attempts to rewrite Usenet AAPC's history to your liking.

    BTW: Hello Jordy!

    2) I believe that I have always been on good terms with Rachel.

    It may be true that you believe that, MMP; but it is not true that you
    were. The archives have plenty of gossip you, Jim and NG have
    written about her, and flame wars that you've tried to start with her.

    I have praised Rachel's poetry when I felt it was good; and I have
    negatively commented on her poetry when it degenerated into a long,
    nonsensical rant on, and to, Bob.

    Nevertheless I have remained on good terms with her, and still
    occasionally exchange personal emails with her.


    3) By definition, an enemy is one who poses at least a potential threat
    to one in some manner. A mentally deficient hillbilly, a drunken
    pissbum, and middle aged man with the mind of a child are hardly to be
    perceived of as threats.

    MMP, as previously noted, you reject reality and live in a delusional
    world of your own. It's central to your delusion that you're a genius
    with encyclopedic knowledge of poetry. Anyone who doesn't buy into
    that is attacking your delusion, so of course you'd see them as a
    threat.
    That's how you came up with your "Team Donkey" bullshit in the first
    place.

    Uh... PJR introduced the idea of "Teams," George.

    I have studied poetry for over 40 years, and have a better understanding
    of it that most people who never study it at all (outside of what their required to do in high school English courses).

    My familiarity with Modern verses is less extensive than my familiarity
    of earlier poetic forms, so I would hardly apply a term like
    "encyclopedic." As to my feelings toward anyone who would challenge my knowledge, PJR often did -- and I have far more respect for him than for
    many other members here.


    Not only are Team Donkey's members not my enemies, but I see no reason
    why anyone should need allies to engage with them.

    LOL! Remember what happened the last time you your act solo rec.music.rock-pop-r+b.1950s. You tried there to pose as the genius
    with the encyplopedic knowledge of 1950s music, but (even though your knowledge of 1950s music is more extensive than your knowledge of
    poetry)
    you failed miserably, got your ass kicked and had to come here to start
    over.
    Even if you had the brains of a chimp, you'd be smart enough to realize
    you
    needed a team this time.

    I left the 50s group for numerous reasons, the most significant being
    that it had become a thoroughly unproductive time sap. I had learned
    all that I could from it, and the arguments were becoming repetitive
    rehashes that served no valuable purpose for me to pursue. Since
    leaving, I have completed and published numerous books (including a 50s
    music book), and a monthly poetry magazine.

    And, if I felt that I needed a team to participate in this group, I
    would have sided with PJR, Horatio, and Gwyneth, who were infinitely
    more knowledgeable, and better educated than those of "Team Dunce"
    (which at the time consisted of you and your Donkey).

    --

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to George J. Dance on Fri Jan 24 19:23:25 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Thu, 23 Jan 2025 7:36:42 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 18:58:18 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 2:20:10 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 15:29:37 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Tue, 14 Jan 2025 17:07:47 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Mon, 13 Jan 2025 18:47:06 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:

    Allow me to rephrase that to your satisfaction: Over the course of the >>>> 7+ years you've been fighting with Jim, you launched numerous attacks on >>>> him. One example, was when you called him illiterate.

    Look, I'm sorry that the snowflake is offended, but it's simple fact
    that Jim cannot write poetry, of any kind; and, as this thread also
    demonstrates, he can't even punctuate properly.

    The simple fact is that *I* consider free verse to be a misnamed form of
    prose. Virtually everyone else on the planet considers it to be a valid
    poetic form.

    Jim writes free verse extremely well. He is one of the best free verse
    poets I have ever read.

    Jim's stuff is not just devoid of rhyme and meter, but of imagery and
    sonics as well. He writes what I call "diary poetry" - simple accounts
    of
    what he did that day, chopped into lines to make it look "poetic."
    He reminds me of Rod McKuen, except that McKuen's poetry does not
    contain
    spelling and grammar errors, while Jim's does even after they're pointed
    out to him, as he never revises. But you go right on slurping him.

    Jim has written rhymed-metered poetry. His attempts aren't bad, but
    they're, rather like yours... meh. Jim's power lies in the *realism* of
    his "diary poetry." Many of them also contain a great deal of imagery,
    which he does exceedingly well. His NY-based poems, often focusing on
    the past, really hit home with me (as I've lived and/or worked in NYC
    for the past 35 years or so, and as I strongly identify with the era he
    often describes).

    I see Jim's poetry as a form of literary anecdote, wherein he recreates
    a tiny slice of life in vivid and realistic colors.

    I have also expressed, many times, that Jim has a habit of tacking on unnecessary morals to his poetry, and driving them home with a
    sledgehammer. I'm glad to say that he his improved immeasurably in this
    area.

    That is not a "slurp," but a true explanation of what I like about Jim's poetry. A "slurp" is a false, flattering statement made by a sycophant.
    General Zod slurps the Donkey's poetry incessantly. One can readily
    identify it as a "slurp," because he reuses the same generic words and
    phrases over and over again for various poems: "interesting," "one of
    your best," "good old school poem," etc.

    Jim does revise his poetry. In fact, he has multiple revisions of many
    of his poems -- often with different titles. You may think he fails to
    revise them when he reposts one that someone had pointed out an error
    in, but that is not the case. My impression is that Jim doesn't
    organize his files very well (if, indeed, at all). He copy-pastes the corrected version into a Word file (apparently one of many Word files),
    and has no idea as to what the latest version is.

    In Jim's defense, by his most recent estimation, he has written over
    10,000 poems, which would make organization difficult for most of us.



    His poetry was extremely popular here, and
    remains so in The Official AAPC FB group.

    Jim was popular here, irrespective of his poetic talent. Until you took
    him under your wing, he was a friendly person who got along with
    everyone,
    and offered only constructive praise and encouragement. He was nice to people, so people were nice to him. I'm sure that's still the case
    in your Facebook group.

    Jim has always been Jim.

    Jim only went on the attack after Will conned him out of $50.00.
    [No need to rehash that here, we all know the details.]



    I also feel that Jim is a much better writer than you.

    You've made quite a few typos in this thread, George. I have merely
    chosen not to point them out. And I'm sure that I've made my share of
    errors as well.

    I'm back to typing on Notepad, which means I don't have "wavy read
    lines"
    to find typos. If it prevents you from understanding what I'm writing,
    I could look for another WP to use. Otherwise, there's no reason to
    mention it.

    Whatever your excuse, you make typos. I make them as well. So does
    Jim. So does your Donkey (although he makes more than all the rest of
    us combined). Even NancyGene makes them on rare occasions. Since
    Usenet comprises a series of informal discussions, there is no call for
    members to dot every proverbial "i" and cross every proverbial "t."

    The difference is that I have been ignoring yours in these discussions,
    whereas you have been needlessly pointing out mine.


    It's Usenet -- typos come with the territory.

    That's what I told you when you began typo-laming here in assorted flame wars.
    But there's a difference between making typos on Usenet, and making
    spelling or
    grammar mistakes in poems.

    There most certainly is.

    If I make a typo in one of my poems (and I almost invariably do), I not
    only appreciate, but encourage, others to bring that typo to my
    attention.


    There's an even bigger difference between
    making
    typos on Usenet, and reposting a poem with mistakes that were previously pointed out.

    See above.

    Another example
    was when you challenged him to write a triolet and to pit it against one >>>> of yours.

    I've challenged him to write many forms - triolets, centos, ballad
    meter,
    even haiku - but he hasn't been willing to make an effort. He's just too >>> stupid (too wilfully ignorant) to learn. Once again, that's just a fact.

    That's funny. He's posted several Haikus to The Official AAPC page.

    You mean on your facebook page? I'll believe that when I see them -
    which
    of course I won't be able to do.

    IIRC there's one slated to appear in our forthcoming year end issue.


    But do you seriously believe that everyone should be willing to make an
    effort to write poetry in an established form simply because you've
    challenged them to?

    I do seriously believe that everyone who calls himself a poet
    should be willing to make an effort to write poetry. Which does not
    mean poetry by your purported definition, of course.

    That isn't what I asked you. I'm asking if you seriously believe that
    every poet should be expected to compose a "challenge" poem in a
    specific form of your choosing?

    You were demanding that a free verse, "diary entry" poet should pit his
    poetic skills against yours by composing a triolet.

    I hope this "challenge" now seems as ridiculous to you as it does to me.

    A poet does not have to write in rhyme or meter, or use imagery or
    sonics,
    but IMO he should at least know how. And every poet, regardless of how
    they
    write, should be able to impartially judge their own work, and revise as necessary, fixing the bad lines and inappropriate words that
    inevitably mar a first draft. Jim doesn't do any of that - not because
    he can't, but because he thinks all his work is just perfect when he
    spews
    it out. Which is why I would say he doesn't write poems; he write first drafts
    and stops there.


    Again, see above.


    I should also note that when sorting through the submissions to this
    year's AYoS print volume, I found that Jim had reposted several of his
    poems in slightly different versions (some with different titles).

    I don't think it's a matter of not revising his poetry -- he obviously
    does. It's a matter of keeping his poetry in an organized system of
    files.


    Jim excels at free verse. In fact, the more prosaic Jim's poems are,
    the better they actually read. Jim's power as a writer is in his
    ability to capture a sense of reality in his words.

    Why should he be
    expected to change his form and or style to suit your whim?

    Why indeed should he learn to write poetry, when you slurp him like
    this no matter what he writes? Why should he try to improve, when
    you tell him his work is perfect already?

    I used to challenge him to do better, as you know, but why
    should he listen to criticism when you've convinced him that
    anyone who offers criticism of his work is attacking or belittling him?

    I've never convinced him of anything of the sort.

    If you look back through the Sampler records, you'll see that I've
    accused him of using "tarzanspeak," "tacking on unnecessary morals,"
    using a "sledgehammer" to drive his moral home; corrected numerous
    errors regarding consistency, tenses, and of course corrected those
    pesky little apostrphes.

    You'll also see that Jim has invariably thanked me for my corrections.

    If Jim is no longer interested in taking suggestions/corrections from
    you, it is only because he sees you as a... um... that is to say, he
    sees your corrections as a petty attempt of hostility (for which *you*
    are entirely to blame).

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to George J. Dance on Fri Jan 24 20:56:29 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Thu, 23 Jan 2025 7:38:10 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 18:58:18 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 2:20:10 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 15:29:37 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Tue, 14 Jan 2025 17:07:47 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Mon, 13 Jan 2025 18:47:06 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:
    As to your claim that I wouldn't call Jim's writing "poetry," you are
    intentionally falsifying my meaning by referring to my words out of
    context (unfortunately this is another of your standard practices).

    It's the definition of "poetry" you proposed and we both agreed to,
    earlier on this thread. I understand that you realize you fucked up
    and want to switch definitions, but - nope.

    Seriously?

    My definition of "poetry" is my own. If you choose to agree to it, that
    makes two of us. Most readers, publishers, scholars, professors, etc.,
    would vehemently disagree.

    I didn't say I agreed with it, Lying Michael; I said I'd accept it as
    the
    definition for this thread (though, since you now want to dispense with
    it,
    let's do so).

    I never said that you agreed with it duplicitous Mr. Dance. I made the hypothetical observation that *if* you should agree with it, that would
    make two of us who define as such.


    I'm quite happy to accept free verse as poetry (and have even written a
    few
    poems in free verse). I do think, though, that a would-be
    poet should know how poetry is written. Even someone who uses free verse should have some understanding of rhyme, meter, imagery, and sonics.

    I am not familiar with the *complete* works of Charles Bukowski, but I
    feel safe in my guess that he had no understanding of any of the above.

    And, I disagree with your above-stated belief.

    Since the various forms of Modern poetry reject rhyme and meter, a
    working knowledge of these would be useless to (and possibly to the
    detriment of) the modern day poet.

    What every poet *should* have is a basic understanding sentence
    structure, large vocabulary (and the common sense to check he definition
    of every word he is even vaguely unsure of), and the ability to express him/herself in a clear and intelligible manner.


    Jim,
    as I mentioned, has none; and he's too stupid (too wilfully ignorant)
    to learn any. And every poet should be willing and able to critically
    reread and revise his work; which he cannot do either. So, as far as

    As noted in the previous post, Jim often revises his work. He certainly revises his work much more than I revise mine. He apparently has
    numerous revisions of over 10,000 poems randomly saved to various discs
    or drives, and has no means of determining which version of a poem is
    his latest -- or even how many versions of a given poem exist.

    You can accuse him of keeping disorganized records of his work, but he
    is continually posting revisions of his work to the FB AAPC group, and
    has done so at Usenet AAPC as well.

    But be that as it may. My definition of what constitutes "poetry"
    should have no bearing on Jim's talent as a writer.

    Regardless of whether you call it "poetry" or "prose," Jim remains an
    extremely talented author.

    I won't debate "talent" with you, because that's completely
    subjective - you call him talented because you like his writing.

    Again, I need to stress the fact that I do not apply the word "talented"
    as a judgment call. I use "talented" to refer to a natural ability to
    excel at a given task or in a given field.

    This is *not* a subjective call. A talented pianist can easily play a
    tune by ear. The musician sitting beside him who plays strictly from
    sheet music may be equally, if not more, skilled as a musician. But it
    is the former who has talent.


    What is objective fact is that Jim has no skill at writing. Skill
    has to be acquired, and Jim has no interest in
    acquiring it; he's happy with whatever he churns out. Which is fine with
    me;
    if he doesn't want to learn to develop his talents, by
    learning some writing skills, he doesn't have to.

    You're exaggerating what would otherwise be a true statement. Jim has
    some skills as a writer, and lacks others. He is skilled at reproducing realistic, authentic speech patterns. He has a basic understanding of
    sentence composition, and a fairly wide vocabulary. He has difficulty
    with capitalization and punctuation, and seems hellbent on dropping as
    many articles as possible.

    Initially, the latter problem bothered me, but I've come to understand
    it as an earmark of his style. He isn't so much dropping the article,
    as using the dropped article as a means of turning the noun or verb it
    pertains to into an abstraction of itself. Sometimes it works
    brilliantly. Other times, it fails miserably. But I do believe that it
    is done intentionally.


    The fact that you are seeking to use my very limited definition out of
    context as an implied dismissal of Jim's work, is yet another example of
    the duplicity I'd mentioned at the start of today's post.

    Good; that brings us back full circle - I began by saying that you were
    using that word "duplicitous" incorrectly.

    Which is only so if you insist that there was nothing inherently
    deceitful in your having quoted me out of context to make it appear as
    if I were expressing my own beliefs (as opposed to my understanding of *yours*). In which case your lack of a moral compass would boggle the imagination, but so be it.


    In this case, your "definition" was just something you brought up to
    excuse your publishing a poem you're now trashing. So you told me
    that Jim doesn't write poetry. Next time you talk to Jim, you'll be
    telling him he does write poetry, using some other definition. Your definitions, like all your beliefs, are contextual; they depend on
    whom you're talking to, what you think of that person at the time,
    and what you want to accomplish. You'll say one thing one day, and
    the opposite the next day, because the "context" has changed. The
    word for that is two-faced, or (as it's called in Latin) duplicitous.

    Everyone's statements must be taken in their correct context -- not just
    mine.

    Jim's poetry doesn't fall under my definition of poetry. It does,
    however, fall under the catch-all definition used today.

    Let's say that I consider Jim to be an extremely talented writer,
    regardless of what categorization we assign his writing to.

    Jim as said that he's written over 10,000 poems, and that in his
    opinion, a hundred or two of those qualify as "excellent." I haven't
    read 10,000 of his poems, but based on what I have read, I'll readily
    agree. But two hundred excellent poems is quite an accomplishment -- regardless of how many misfires it took to produce them.

    There is nothing even remotely duplicitous in my comments regarding
    Jim's work. When he's good, he's very, very good. When he's bad, he's
    bad... and I'm the first to tell him so.


    If you truly believed that poetry was formal verse, then you wouldn't
    even be reading either Jim's chopped-up prose, or FTM NG's doggerel,
    much
    less praising it or publishing it in your journal.

    For the 40th time: AYoS publishes representative work by *each* and
    *all* of the members who post poetry on our group FB page. It doesn't
    matter how good or bad their poetry might be in my estimation -- if they
    post it, I publish it.

    AYoS is a *sampler* wherein people who are following our FB page can see
    what *each* of us writes in a magazine format. That's all it is.
    That's all it was ever meant to be.

    I am not picking and choosing what goes into it. *Every* poem that gets
    posted automatically gets published.

    Our year-end issue selects some of the best examples of each of the participating poets, but *all* of the members are *always* included in
    it.

    Do you believe your
    definition or not? The answer: it depends on "context".

    Obviously.

    If we're discussing modern poetry, I'm going to refer to it as poetry
    out of convenience. My insisting on referring to it as "chopped prose"
    or "pseudo-poetry" during a discussion would be mean-spirited and petty
    in the extreme.

    If, otoh, we're discussing my *personal* definition of poetry, I will
    use the stricter definition accordingly.

    NEWSFLASH: Many words have multiple meanings. The meaning in question
    is generally derived from the context in which it is used. Surely you
    must have learned this in school?


    If you can
    "win an argument" using the above definition, you believe it; but if you can't "win an argument" with it, you don't. Your purported beliefs are whatever you think will give you that win.

    See above.

    In your above statement, you make it appear as if I had been making a
    value judgment regarding Jim's work Such was not the case. I have
    always defined "poetry" as "a literary form comprising rhymed-metered
    verse." The majority of Jim's works do not use rhyme or meter, so they >>>> fall outside of my definition of poetry.

    Not just his work: The majority of wwhat you publish in AYOS falls
    outside
    your definition of poetry. You publish his non-verse (and NancyGene's
    doggerel) because they're your allies.

    Again: AAPC was conceived to be a "sampler" of the writings of the
    various poets who participate in the group. Anyone in the group can
    write in any style they choose. That's the whole point of it.

    By "AAPC" you probably mean AYOS. It's interesting to hear that AYOS
    is not longer a sample of "The Year's Best Poetry" (as you say both in
    the chapbook and your advertising for it), but only for your "poets"
    to write whatever they want. That's a good example of how the "context"
    -
    changes what you think or say.

    Yes, I meant AYoS.

    No, AYoS is not "The Year's Best Poetry." It is "The Year's Best Poetry
    by AAPC Members." And the chapbook and advertising make this abundantly
    clear.


    You know this very well, because you had attempted to take over Jim's
    "Sunday Sampler" (unsuccessfully) after one of Jim's sabbaticals from
    the Usenet AAPC.

    Aside from being a lie, Lying Michael, your sentence makes no sense. How would my running the former Sampler (at Jim's request) for a couple of
    weeks
    effect, in any way, whether AYOS ppublished poetry or just any writing? Reading my issues, I'd say the latter; but WTF does the Sampler have to
    do with that?

    You did not step in at Jim's request.

    You took it upon yourself to step in after Jim closed it down.


    I publish Jim and NancyGene, and everyone else, *because* they are
    members of the group.

    Neither Jim nor NG are currently members of aapc, Lying Michael.
    I could remind you that you've said yourself that they haven't been here
    for
    months, but you'll just say that's a different "context"; they're aapc members
    when you want them to be, and not aapc members when you don't want them
    to be.

    AAPC does not begin and end with your little Usenet group, George.

    When Google Groups shut down, the majority of AAPC's members relocated
    to Facebook.

    The FB Group includes such former Usenet members as: myself, NancyGene,
    Jim, Ash, Bob, Corey, Karen, Richard, ME & Wenceslas.

    Your group has you, Will, Zod, Rachel, and Jordy.

    Based on Majority rights, our version has the best argument for
    retaining the AAPC name -- but I'm willing to share.

    [TO BE CONTINUED]





    They are, however, excellent
    literary works -- and works which contemporary critics would define as >>>> "Modern Poetry."

    And, FYI, Jim's work is still receiving compliments from other Modern
    poets on The Official AAPC FB page.

    I am a fan of Jim's writing. I just consider it to be extremely well
    written prose.

    I understand perfectly. You (the anonymous person inside thw socks don't >>> think
    Jim's work (and most of what you post on AYOS) is even poetry, but you
    (as your "Michael Pendragon" sock) have to praise his work and request
    it for your journal, because he's your ally. Which I've repeatedly
    pointed out.

    That's not even remotely true, George.

    AYoS is a sampler. It was created to show off the poetry of *all* of
    AAPC's members.

    I know that's what it was created for, and what it's sold as. It's a
    direct copy of /April/ magazine that I've told you about (except I
    didn't sell mine).

    It has nothing to do with my definition of poetry. It
    has nothing to do with my personal likes and dislikes. It merely shows
    off the poetry of our group's members.

    AYOS is being marketed as a sampler to show off the poetry of *all* of
    aapc's members,
    but as I've told you it's turned into a vanity project for Team Monkey
    and assorted
    trolls, none of which are writing anything on aapc. Except you, of
    course, under
    a new sock, but I don't think you'd publish any of that on aapc.

    PJR used to post a link to a web page that described each of AAPC's
    members (nearly all of whom were long gone by the time I joined).

    I don't think it was his list, or that it was specifically aapc.

    Jim
    created the "Sampler" (among other reasons) to show readers who the
    current members were. "A Year of Sundays" is merely picking up where
    the "Sunday Sampler" left off.

    The big difference with AYOS, of course, is that it has nothing to do
    with aapc.

    I like both Jim and NancyGene's poetry, and am glad that I'm able to
    include it in AYoS. But I don't publish it because I like it. I
    publish it because they are members of AAPC and AYoS is a "sampler" for
    AAPC poets to display their work in.

    No, lying Michael. Neither have participated in AAPC since google
    stopped
    carrying it, except for one possible troll post each. they're members of
    your Facebook group; you just use the name of the usenet group for advertising purposes.

    Which brings us back to where we began this digression, so it's a good
    place to end it, too.

    snip

    You are obviously jealous of Jim and NancyGene. Your jealousy of them
    has been obvious for many years.

    Now, that is funny. What am I supposed to be jealous of? That you're
    their
    online "friend" (ie, their ally)? That you praise and publish their "writings"?
    I'm afraid that's all I can think of.

    I'm sorry that you feel that way; but it is to your continued discredit
    that you insist on belittling their poetry here, long after they have
    been regular participating members.

    Interesting. So it's "obvious" to you that anyone who belittles a poet's
    work is jealous of that poet? Or does that depend on "context," too?

    As always, HtH & HAND
    --

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to George J. Dance on Fri Jan 24 23:30:44 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Thu, 23 Jan 2025 7:38:10 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 18:58:18 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 2:20:10 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 15:29:37 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Tue, 14 Jan 2025 17:07:47 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Mon, 13 Jan 2025 18:47:06 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:
    As to your claim that I wouldn't call Jim's writing "poetry," you are
    intentionally falsifying my meaning by referring to my words out of
    context (unfortunately this is another of your standard practices).

    It's the definition of "poetry" you proposed and we both agreed to,
    earlier on this thread. I understand that you realize you fucked up
    and want to switch definitions, but - nope.

    Seriously?

    My definition of "poetry" is my own. If you choose to agree to it, that
    makes two of us. Most readers, publishers, scholars, professors, etc.,
    would vehemently disagree.

    I didn't say I agreed with it, Lying Michael; I said I'd accept it as
    the
    definition for this thread (though, since you now want to dispense with
    it,
    let's do so).

    I'm quite happy to accept free verse as poetry (and have even written a
    few
    poems in free verse). I do think, though, that a would-be
    poet should know how poetry is written. Even someone who uses free verse should have some understanding of rhyme, meter, imagery, and sonics.
    Jim,
    as I mentioned, has none; and he's too stupid (too wilfully ignorant)
    to learn any. And every poet should be willing and able to critically
    reread and revise his work; which he cannot do either. So, as far as

    But be that as it may. My definition of what constitutes "poetry"
    should have no bearing on Jim's talent as a writer.

    Regardless of whether you call it "poetry" or "prose," Jim remains an
    extremely talented author.

    I won't debate "talent" with you, because that's completely
    subjective - you call him talented because you like his writing.
    What is objective fact is that Jim has no skill at writing. Skill
    has to be acquired, and Jim has no interest in
    acquiring it; he's happy with whatever he churns out. Which is fine with
    me;
    if he doesn't want to learn to develop his talents, by
    learning some writing skills, he doesn't have to.

    The fact that you are seeking to use my very limited definition out of
    context as an implied dismissal of Jim's work, is yet another example of
    the duplicity I'd mentioned at the start of today's post.

    Good; that brings us back full circle - I began by saying that you were
    using that word "duplicitous" incorrectly.

    In this case, your "definition" was just something you brought up to
    excuse your publishing a poem you're now trashing. So you told me
    that Jim doesn't write poetry. Next time you talk to Jim, you'll be
    telling him he does write poetry, using some other definition. Your definitions, like all your beliefs, are contextual; they depend on
    whom you're talking to, what you think of that person at the time,
    and what you want to accomplish. You'll say one thing one day, and
    the opposite the next day, because the "context" has changed. The
    word for that is two-faced, or (as it's called in Latin) duplicitous.

    If you truly believed that poetry was formal verse, then you wouldn't
    even be reading either Jim's chopped-up prose, or FTM NG's doggerel,
    much
    less praising it or publishing it in your journal. Do you believe your definition or not? The answer: it depends on "context". If you can
    "win an argument" using the above definition, you believe it; but if you can't "win an argument" with it, you don't. Your purported beliefs are whatever you think will give you that win.

    In your above statement, you make it appear as if I had been making a
    value judgment regarding Jim's work Such was not the case. I have
    always defined "poetry" as "a literary form comprising rhymed-metered
    verse." The majority of Jim's works do not use rhyme or meter, so they >>>> fall outside of my definition of poetry.

    Not just his work: The majority of wwhat you publish in AYOS falls
    outside
    your definition of poetry. You publish his non-verse (and NancyGene's
    doggerel) because they're your allies.

    Again: AAPC was conceived to be a "sampler" of the writings of the
    various poets who participate in the group. Anyone in the group can
    write in any style they choose. That's the whole point of it.

    By "AAPC" you probably mean AYOS. It's interesting to hear that AYOS
    is not longer a sample of "The Year's Best Poetry" (as you say both in
    the chapbook and your advertising for it), but only for your "poets"
    to write whatever they want. That's a good example of how the "context"
    -
    changes what you think or say.

    You know this very well, because you had attempted to take over Jim's
    "Sunday Sampler" (unsuccessfully) after one of Jim's sabbaticals from
    the Usenet AAPC.

    Aside from being a lie, Lying Michael, your sentence makes no sense. How would my running the former Sampler (at Jim's request) for a couple of
    weeks
    effect, in any way, whether AYOS ppublished poetry or just any writing? Reading my issues, I'd say the latter; but WTF does the Sampler have to
    do with that?

    I publish Jim and NancyGene, and everyone else, *because* they are
    members of the group.

    Neither Jim nor NG are currently members of aapc, Lying Michael.
    I could remind you that you've said yourself that they haven't been here
    for
    months, but you'll just say that's a different "context"; they're aapc members
    when you want them to be, and not aapc members when you don't want them
    to be.

    They are, however, excellent
    literary works -- and works which contemporary critics would define as >>>> "Modern Poetry."

    And, FYI, Jim's work is still receiving compliments from other Modern
    poets on The Official AAPC FB page.

    I am a fan of Jim's writing. I just consider it to be extremely well
    written prose.

    I understand perfectly. You (the anonymous person inside thw socks don't >>> think
    Jim's work (and most of what you post on AYOS) is even poetry, but you
    (as your "Michael Pendragon" sock) have to praise his work and request
    it for your journal, because he's your ally. Which I've repeatedly
    pointed out.

    That's not even remotely true, George.

    AYoS is a sampler. It was created to show off the poetry of *all* of
    AAPC's members.

    I know that's what it was created for, and what it's sold as. It's a
    direct copy of /April/ magazine that I've told you about (except I
    didn't sell mine).

    It has nothing to do with my definition of poetry. It
    has nothing to do with my personal likes and dislikes. It merely shows
    off the poetry of our group's members.

    AYOS is being marketed as a sampler to show off the poetry of *all* of
    aapc's members,
    but as I've told you it's turned into a vanity project for Team Monkey
    and assorted
    trolls, none of which are writing anything on aapc. Except you, of
    course, under
    a new sock, but I don't think you'd publish any of that on aapc.

    PJR used to post a link to a web page that described each of AAPC's
    members (nearly all of whom were long gone by the time I joined).

    I don't think it was his list, or that it was specifically aapc.

    Jim
    created the "Sampler" (among other reasons) to show readers who the
    current members were. "A Year of Sundays" is merely picking up where
    the "Sunday Sampler" left off.

    The big difference with AYOS, of course, is that it has nothing to do
    with aapc.

    I like both Jim and NancyGene's poetry, and am glad that I'm able to
    include it in AYoS. But I don't publish it because I like it. I
    publish it because they are members of AAPC and AYoS is a "sampler" for
    AAPC poets to display their work in.

    No, lying Michael. Neither have participated in AAPC since google
    stopped
    carrying it, except for one possible troll post each. they're members of
    your Facebook group; you just use the name of the usenet group for advertising purposes.

    Which brings us back to where we began this digression, so it's a good
    place to end it, too.

    snip

    You are obviously jealous of Jim and NancyGene. Your jealousy of them
    has been obvious for many years.

    Now, that is funny. What am I supposed to be jealous of? That you're
    their
    online "friend" (ie, their ally)? That you praise and publish their "writings"?
    I'm afraid that's all I can think of.

    You have always been jealous of Jim's popularity among AAPC members.
    Jim was universally liked. Everyone liked Jim the person. And everyone
    liked Jim's poetry. Even the hypercritical PJR occasionally
    complimented Jim on his work.

    As to NancyGene, you have been jealous of her skills as a writer and her knowledge regarding grammar. Back when NancyGene first came here, I
    considered her a troll -- as she had come here specifically to troll
    Pickles (with good cause) and anyone supporting him. But I quickly
    became aware of the fact that her posts were always exceptionally well
    written, and realized that she possessed a high level of education.

    I still don't know any personal details about NancyGene's life --
    including her legal name -- but she is a highly skilled writer who has developed as a poet at an amazingly fast rate. Her poems have become increasingly metrical, symbolic, and complex -- and always very witty.
    You'll see this for yourself when the latest issue of AYoS comes out.

    I think you're jealous because she possesses both skill and talent...
    and the fact that she often offered corrections to your poems made you a
    bit resentful in an embarrassingly childish way.

    I'm sorry that you feel that way; but it is to your continued discredit
    that you insist on belittling their poetry here, long after they have
    been regular participating members.

    Interesting. So it's "obvious" to you that anyone who belittles a poet's
    work is jealous of that poet? Or does that depend on "context," too?

    Neither. It depends on what I actually said vs what you've restated it
    to be. The operative words in my original statement were "long after
    they have been regularly participating members." That sort of petty,
    obsessive behavior is generally indicative of jealousy.

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to George J. Dance on Sat Jan 25 00:46:23 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Thu, 23 Jan 2025 9:15:35 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Tue, 21 Jan 2025 21:58:13 +0000, Michael Monkey Peakrain aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:

    Earth to George Dance:

    Sorry, "Earth", but whatever socks you use, you're still going to be
    MMP.

    That's a popular expression, George. Have you really been ignorant of
    it for the past 40+ years?


    You can't change the content of my statements
    simply by snipping them prior to replying.

    Good; nothing's changed. And since you repeat it all it wouldn't matter
    if it were; it makes more sense to snip it all, and deal with your
    repeat posting of it.

    It's what's called a "straw man" argument, George. You intentionally
    take my statements out of context, delete said context from the quoted passages, then recast my actually words to mean something other than I'd intended; simply so you can successfully argue against it.

    That's hardly any way to conduct a civil, and/or mature, discussion, but
    sadly it's the only thing you've got.


    You may *think* you can,

    - or it may be that I don't think that, and you're simply being
    paranoid. That's more likely, since I'm not aware that I think that
    (which is a good sign I don't). How about if you stop trying to tell me
    what I think, and say something about the subject.

    The subject was that you present "straw man" arguments by intentionally
    taking my words out of context.

    I have been led to the conclusion that you think that restating
    something I've said out of context somehow changes my original statement
    as well, because I cannot find any other reason for your behavior.

    Since my original statement is always preserved in its proper context
    just a post or two above, only someone with the intellect of a turnip
    would think that he could get away with it. And when he has been caught
    doing it every time, and still persists in doing so, it follows that
    according him a turnip level IQ may have been a wee bit generous.


    but anyone who has been reading the thread (or
    who is savvy enough to scroll up to check the original post) will see
    through your duplicity.

    I doubt that anyone besides the three of us is reading the thread -
    you've garbaged it up quite thoroughly in the few days I've been dealing
    with your last screed. And I note that you're still using the term "duplicity" incorrectly.

    Well, if there are no readers here to fool, and you're certainly not
    going to fool me, what's the point of your constant attempts to change
    the meaning of everything I say?

    If you're just playing dense as a means of trolling me (to what end,
    I've not the slightest idea), it isn't working. Having been raised to be
    an honest man, I find your find your little deceits and duplicities to
    be extremely interesting.

    You keep pretending that my statement pertained solely to "The Sunday
    Sampler." And it appears to do just that -- when you cut the second and
    third paragraphs and quote it out of context.

    It looks like I've already read and replied to all of it at some point,
    but knowing that you're in love with your own words, I guess we'll have
    to go through it all again.

    Here's what I *actually wrote*:

    [START QUOTE]
    OTOH, I have always been fair and balanced in my reviews of poetry
    posted to AAPC. Go back and browse through the "comments" on the old
    "Sunday Samplers." I provided in depth critiques on all of the poems,
    and pointed out when poems submitted by my so-called "allies" didn't
    work.

    The "context" there was that you were trying to establish yourself as a
    fair and impartial critic; so you tried to offer fair and balanced
    criticism. But that, as I pointed out, was 7 years ago, before you
    formed Team Monkey, and your "context' has changed, of course, so your opinions of all those poems have probably changed as well. It's stupid
    to point to that to show how "fair and balanced" you are now.

    LOL! By George, you done it again!

    You are addressing a statement before I've completed making my point.
    The contextual relevance of the first paragraph of my statement only
    reveals its full meaning at the conclusion of the third.

    And, no, I was not saying any such thing. I have continued to offer
    impartial critiques of both Jim's and NancyGene's poetry, pointing out
    errors and flaws when applicable long after the supposed "Team Monkey"
    was allegedly formed.


    The only "bias" in my reviews was that when critiquing an incompetent
    "poem" by an incompetent, illiterate buffoon like Mr. Donkey, I adopted
    a humorous tone.

    All you do here in that paragraph is attack Will, which I've been
    reading for the past 7 years and must have replied to when I thought you believed it; and
    (2) go back to playing Monkey/Donkey, which means I'll have to play it
    with you (since Will is not interested in your games).

    That is not what I am doing, George. I am pointing out the
    *differences* between my appraisals of your work and Mr. Donkey's. Both
    you and your Donkey have always been allies (at least for as long as I
    have been coming to Usenet AAPC. If I simply attacked the poetry of my perceived enemies (as you maintain), my critiques of your poetry would necessarily be as damning as my critiques of Will's.

    PJR, for example, would use the same stock phrases to peremptorily
    dismiss the poetry of anyone he didn't like. I, otoh, consider your
    poetry to be of a much higher quality than Will's and have *always*
    maintained that position.

    I will also readily admit that I prefer your poetry to that of PJR's --
    in spite of the fact that I like PJR much better as a person.


    And, FWIW, I have provided my feelings regarding yours and Mr. Donkey's
    poetry in my previous post in this thread. Again, I feel that my
    evaluation is both fair and balanced. Anyone seeking proof of said
    fairness need only scroll up a bit in this thread.
    [END QUOTE]

    I may wade through the thread and try to find it, but I'm sure it's
    nothing I
    haven't read and replied to before. It is funny, though, that you'd
    repost a quote telling me to reread and reply to something else on the thread; why not just repost that something else instead? As I said, WTF
    is wrong with you, Michael Monkey?

    Once again, you have failed to address the relevant portion of my
    statement. Since you seem to need it rubbed in your face in order to
    recognize it, here it is again: "And, FWIW, I have provided my feelings regarding yours and Mr. Donkey's poetry in my previous post in this
    thread."

    And, in case you missed it, again: "And, FWIW, I have provided my
    feelings regarding yours and Mr. Donkey's poetry in my previous post in
    this thread."

    Why was it necessary for me to repeat this? Because you keep insisting
    that I was referring to my critiques in the Sunday Sampler "7 years ago,
    before you
    formed Team Monkey," when I was specifically referring to my comments in
    *this* thread which I had made, not 7 years ago, but only the day
    before.


    As you can see, I was referring you to what was then "my previous post"
    -- which I kindly reposted for you above.

    As to said quote, it is not just a "rehash" of my comments regarding the
    illiterate nature of your triolet. It is a statement regarding your
    work in general.

    What you just quoted says nothing about my "work" - it's just you
    patting yourself on the back about how "fair and balanced" you used to
    be, and claiming that you still are.

    Please tell my that you're play the dunce strictly for the sake of
    trolling me!

    For the 7th time: "And, FWIW, I have provided my feelings regarding
    yours and Mr. Donkey's poetry in my previous post in this thread."

    Allow me to add some ALL CAPS to the above to make it clearer to you:
    "And, FWIW, I have provided my feelings regarding yours and Mr. Donkey's
    poetry IN MY PREVIOUS POST IN THIS THREAD."

    That means that you have to scroll up (what was at the time only one
    post) in order to see my critique of your poetry.



    And, as I said, a close reading will show you that
    this is true. I praise your technical skill, but find your content
    commonplace, maudlin, sentimental, and generally uninspired.

    Oh, that again. That 3-line summary is clear enough, so there's no need
    to read the detailed "critique".

    A three-line summary is not the same as a more in-depth critique,
    George. However, I am not the least surprised to hear you admit that
    one negative comment about your poetry automatically negates any
    positive comments that might have accompanied it.

    As you know, you've said that before,
    when commenting on specific poems. At least in those cases we could
    discuss the actual meaning of the poem, but in a criticism of my "work
    in general" there's nothing to discuss.

    Yes, George, I've said that before. I tend to be consistent in my
    critiques.


    What you write, you usually write very well. Unfortunately, your poems
    fail to hold my interest.

    Fine; if you're not interested you're not interested. End of discussion.

    "Fine" is the reaction of a butt-hurt five-year old, and should always
    be said with the lower lip jutting forward and accented with the
    stamping of a foot.

    I have said that "you usually write very well." That is hardly an
    antagonistic stance to take.


    So what are you after by reposting this? Would you like a similar
    "critique" of your "work in general"? Do you want me to get all
    defensive and give you what's called a "revenge crit"?

    A "revenge crit" would be pointless, as your object would be to belittle
    my writing. This can be easily accomplished by heaping a lot of
    disparaging adjectives in its direction without taking the time to point
    out relevant examples and explaining *why* such adjectives apply.

    If you would like to provide an in-depth critique of one or more of my
    poems, pointing out specific examples that either work or fail to do so,
    and *explaining* precisely *why* they work or fail, I would be
    exceedingly grateful. However, I am neither asking you, nor attempting
    to goad you into, providing one.


    Or do you want me
    to pretend to agree with you, and praise you for finding "truths" about
    my poetry that for some reason the writer was blind to? Or do you just
    want a thank-you?

    I would like you to stop pretending that my critiques are positive or
    negative base on my current "alliances." I think you are a very
    skillful poet. I have always held this position. I also believe that
    your poetry lacks emotion, and find the "messages" to be commonplace and
    often cloying

    You can take that as a "put-down," stomp your foot, stick out your lower
    lip, and mutter insults like "monkey" and "peabrain," or you can take
    that as constructive criticism and figure out a way to write more with
    your emotions and less with your head.

    One person's opinion is all well and good, and at least I didn't have to
    pay for it, but that's all it is; one person's opinion. Thank you for
    giving it.

    Every opinion matters as long as it is offered with sincerity. Opinions
    are not proclamations carved in stone. They are windows through which
    you can see how your writing appears to your readers.

    --

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  • From George J. Dance@21:1/5 to HarryLime on Sat Jan 25 05:39:18 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Fri, 24 Jan 2025 17:30:33 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Thu, 23 Jan 2025 1:56:15 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 18:58:18 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 2:20:10 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 15:29:37 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Tue, 14 Jan 2025 17:07:47 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Mon, 13 Jan 2025 18:47:06 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:

    Why do you lie so much, George?

    Why do you project so much, Michael?

    In the statement you are quoting, I was describing your behavior and >>>>>>> practices -- not mine.

    As I told you at the time, that was also an example of projection on >>>>>> your part; that you were in fact both slurping and publishing your >>>>>> allies, and calling your perceived adversaries illiterates. As this >>>>>> thread shows, you're still doing both.

    IKYABWAI is neither an argument nor a rebuttal.

    OMG! You're gonna try the preemption game: "You can't say that about me, >>>> because I said it about you FIRST."

    No, George. When you repost a quotation out of context, with the
    deliberate intention of changing its mean, you are (to couch it in as
    mild a term as possible) deceitful.

    The "mean" of the quotation wasn't changed in the slightest, Lying
    Michael.

    Are you really that dense that you fail to comprehend how you've misrepresented a statement I'd made about you as being about myself?

    Don't play the Peabrain, MMP. It was obvious that your statement was not
    about you; I didn't change that.

    You present my statement as if I were describing my own practices;

    No, Lying Michael; I distinctly said it was how I would describe your
    "practices."

    You falsely use my statement as "proof" of your claims *without*
    specifying that I'd made it about you.

    Nonsense, Lying Michael. Your statement was proof of nothing, and I
    never claimed it was. You falsely accused me of printing nly perceived
    allies in /April/ magazine and on my blog in general. I've pointed out
    that, while it
    does not describe what I've done there, it does describe you.

    In doing so, you make it appear
    as if I am stating my own beliefs and practices -- which they are
    decidedly not.

    No, Lying Michael. Once again, I quoted your statement and noted that,
    while it does not describe me, it fits your practice on aapc to a T.
    Your response was to falsely accused me of lying, by pretending I'd said
    you were describing yourself.

    whereas I was describing (my understanding of) your own.

    So you've said; you were talking about me. I was talking about you.
    You didn't like my saying it about you, so you falsely accused me
    of lying.

    Again, I stated that I was talking about you.

    And I stated that you were describing yourself - you were projecting.
    Rather than deal with that, you began lying about what I'd said.

    When you misquoted me, you intentionally made it appear as if I had been talking about myself.

    No, Lying Michael. It was obvious from what I'd said that you were
    accusing another person of that. (You would not use "you" to describe
    your own practices.) You lied when you projected it on me, and now
    you're trying to defend that with another lie.

    And, yes, I feel that anyone (other than your Donkey

    Permission to use childish nicknames noted. Please don't start crying
    when I do the same.

    and his socks)
    would consider that to be a form of lying.

    Sure it would be; it it were true.

    That is an example of how duplicitous you actually are, and should serve >>> as a warning to readers to take anything you say with a very large grain >>> of salt.

    I'm afraid we'll have to add "duplicitous" to the list of words you
    misuse, MMP. But there's no need to say more about that, since you
    were clearly just trying to "win an argument" by making a false
    accusation.

    One of us certainly misunderstands it.

    Indeed one of us does. But you misuse it because it sounds good.

    snip

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  • From George J. Dance@21:1/5 to George J. Dance on Sat Jan 25 06:21:29 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Sat, 25 Jan 2025 6:17:55 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    Correction: I left out a crucial "not."

    As someone who bleats so much about "context", it's rather stupid of you
    to try to take "the present discussion" out of context, and pretend it's
    just an isolated thread. It's nice that I don't have to fight all three
    of you for once, but I am not going to pretend that the other two are
    * not *
    still your allies, still probably lurking, and ready to jump in when you signal for help.

    snip

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  • From George J. Dance@21:1/5 to HarryLime on Sat Jan 25 06:18:01 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Fri, 24 Jan 2025 17:30:33 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Thu, 23 Jan 2025 1:56:15 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 18:58:18 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 2:20:10 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 15:29:37 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Tue, 14 Jan 2025 17:07:47 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Mon, 13 Jan 2025 18:47:06 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:

    snip

    Nor does this thread show that I am doing anything of the sort. FYI: I >>>>> have no "allies" here. They've all left Usenet AAPC, and are now
    posting on The Official AAPC page at FB.

    I'm not sure that's true; I think I've seen both Jim and NancyGene
    posting on aapc here:
    https://www.novabbs.com/arts/article-flat.php?id=253102&group=alt.arts.poetry.comments#253102
    But even if it were true, it's not relevant: you're still publishing
    their work, and still slurping their work here.

    If the most recent post you can find from Jim is nearly two months old,
    it's safe to say that he is no longer participating in this group. He's >>> certainly not participating at the level he was a few years ago.

    So what? Jim doesn't turn into a neutral bystander every time he
    flounces off
    the group; the fact that you're here slurping him in this flame war you
    reignited is enough to show that you still perceive him as your ally.

    Jim doesn't turn into a neutral bystander when he isn't around to
    witness the event/s in question. Jim has no knowledge of our current discussions, is not participating in said discussions, and cannot
    possibly be considered as an ally insofar as said discussions are
    concerned.

    There is absolutely no reason to believe you. There is reason to think
    your Chimp and your Goon have both posted here (especially since your
    only rebuttal was "that was two months ago"), and every reason to think
    they're still lurking.

    Whether I publish his work is irrelevant.

    MMP, your ONLY reason for saying that I used to see Jim as my ally
    is that I used to publish his work. If that's now "irrelevant", then you
    had absolutely no reason for falsely accusing me of using your M.O. in
    the
    first place. So, fine; let's agree that it's irrelevant, and you were
    just
    making up shit.

    1) Whether *I* publish Jim's work is irrelevant. I publish the work of *everyone* who contributes to the AAPC group's FB page. Again, that's *EVERYONE* -- no exceptions.

    So you're say you're doing the same thing with /AYOS/ as I was doing
    with /April/. Of course, there are difference. For one, aapc was open to everyone, whereas your facebook group is closed; you decide who can
    publish there and who can't. For another: you declare that AYOS
    publishes "everyone" who publishes in your facebook group, whereas in
    /April/ and on my blog later I published "everyone who agrees to let me
    publish them." See the differences?

    2) You, otoh, do not publish everyone who takes part in the AAPC Usenet forum.

    Yes; as noted, I publish only the people who explicitly consents to
    their poem's publication; whereas you claim that everyone who posts to
    your facebook group has tacitly concented to go into AYOS.

    3) Your conclusion (that your misrepresentation of my description of
    your practices is irrelevant) does not follow from anything in the
    above. To wit: I publish *everything* that is posted to the AAPC FB
    group, whereas you only publish the work of Usenet AAPC members of your choosing.

    I certainly do not publish the work of anyone who explicitly denied me permission to publish their stuff.

    He is not engaging in any flame wars (or what pass for discussions
    here), and is therefore not a potential "ally" -- for me or anyone else.

    Of course he is your "potential" ally. He's been reading and posting
    here
    as your ally, and there's nothing stopping him from doing it in the
    future.
    Same for your other Team Monkey flunky, NG.

    To be an ally, one must be involved in the present conflict.

    Don't play the Peabrain. The "present conflict" has been going on since
    2017. As you've noted previously, it's an ongoing war. Originally it was
    a war you began to seize control of aapc from the people posting here;
    now it appears to be just a war to wreck it as much as possible. (That's
    so much like Putin's war in the Ukraine, that I might start calling you "Putindragon" again.)

    From a
    linguistic standpoint, anyone can be a "potential" ally.

    Indeed; which is why, when you couldn't show that your Chimp was my ally
    or my perceived ally, you switched terms and started calling him a
    "potential ally."

    However, as
    applied to this present discussion in which Jim has not taken part (and
    to the best of my knowledge is unaware of), nothing either of us says
    can be realistically seen as having any effect on Jim's allegiances.

    As someone who bleats so much about "context", it's rather stupid of you
    to try to take "the present discussion" out of context, and pretend it's
    just an isolated thread. It's nice that I don't have to fight all three
    of you for once, but I am not going to pretend that the other two are
    still your allies, still probably lurking, and ready to jump in when you
    signal for help.

    snip

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  • From George J. Dance@21:1/5 to HarryLime on Sat Jan 25 07:13:27 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Fri, 24 Jan 2025 17:30:33 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Thu, 23 Jan 2025 1:56:15 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 18:58:18 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 2:20:10 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 15:29:37 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Tue, 14 Jan 2025 17:07:47 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Mon, 13 Jan 2025 18:47:06 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:

    Do I have "enemies" here? That's a strong word.

    Every member of your "Team Donkey" enemies list - Will, Zod, Jordy,
    Rachel, and myself - is posting here.

    They aren't the only people you've marked as "enemies" of course - but
    you drove all the others away before you made up "Team Donkey".

    1) I don't view any of you as enemies, George. We merely hold different >>> views as to how AAPC should operate. I felt that a *poetry* group
    should limit the bulk of its discussions to *poetry.*

    Unfortunately, your posts bely you, MMP. The bulk of what you post here,
    even of your "poetry" and your "poetry discussions" is either (1)
    scurrilous
    gossip about the members
    of "Team Donkey" or (2) flame wars with the members of "Team Donkey".

    FACT: My posts to AAPC FB, do nothing of the sort.

    Who cares what you post to your facebook group? We are discussing your
    posts here, in aapc. There are multiple examples in this thread alone.
    Even in that "critique" of my poetry that you keep reposting, you manage
    to call Will an illiterate, Zod homeless, and Jordy a pedophile. that's
    what you post here, that's what your NastyGoon used to post, and that's
    what your Chimp ended up posting here.

    If the majority of my posts here are combative, we need to determine why
    I should behave one way in the FB group, and the opposite way in the
    Usenet one.

    That's easy enough to answer. In your faceook group:
    (1) the core membership is your Team Monkey allies;
    (2) anyone new who joins the group believes that, and looks up to you
    as, the learned poet you've tried to pass yourself off as, and as
    newbies they aren't likely to challenge you
    (3) if despite (2) anyone does happen to challenge you, on anything, you
    don't even have to discuss it; you can simply kick them off the group.

    The obvious conclusion is that the members of the FB group limit their discussions to poetry, whereas certain members of the Usenet group
    insist on burying any poetry-related conversations under their own self-serving spam.

    Sort of the reverse of Sherlock Holmes: "when you eliminate all which is
    both possible and likely, then whatever remains must be the truth."

    You felt that it
    would be better used as a forum wherein members could exchange greetings >>> with "Jordy" twenty times a day, every day.

    Don't be such a peabrain, MMP. Jordy and I post to each other twice a
    month,
    at best. Otherwise our paths never cross; he doesn't start flame wars,
    or
    try to disrupt other threads. So whatever he does doesn't bother me; if
    he
    bothers you so much that you're still obsessing about him, bo back to
    your
    facebook group and gossip about him with someone who cares.

    Anyone still following Usenet AAPC is well aware that Jordy makes far
    more than two posts a months -- they simply aren't directed to your attention.

    And WTF does that have to do with my "feelings" about the group? If I
    felt that the group was the place to post greetings 20 times a day, I'd
    be posting greetings 20 times a day. Stop trying to tell me what I think
    or feel, when it's obvious bullshit (or, FTM, on the rare occasion that
    it isn't).

    As to whether I'm "obsessing" over him, I no longer care what he does.
    My greeting to him should show you that I'm perfectly fine with his
    continued disruption of your group. It only annoyed me while I was
    still a member.

    Whether you're "obsessing' over him can be shown by how many times you
    keep entioning him, even though he's stayed out of this discussion
    completely.

    Since Google abandoned the
    platform, you won out by default.

    Yet here you are, caught sneaking back onto aapc under a new sock, and
    turning to your old tricks: gossip and flame wars. As I've told Jim
    before,
    your people are as bad as bedbugs; it's almost impossible to get rid of
    you.

    What do you want, George? I have conceded Usenet AAPC to you.

    Unlike you, I have never wanted to run aapc. I have two blogs, and one
    active wiki, where I can do what I want (despite your Team's best
    efforts to close them down). I used to see value to aapc, but your Team
    and PJR's Team have hollowed it out, so it's no more than Will, Jordy,
    and (occasionally) Rachel. Since I like all three, I'm still here; but
    it's in no way, shape, or form my group.

    I only drop by to monitor your posts, because I am well aware of your attempts to rewrite Usenet AAPC's history to your liking.

    I am the self-appinted group historian, you know; that's one role I
    don't mind assuming.

    BTW: Hello Jordy!

    2) I believe that I have always been on good terms with Rachel.

    It may be true that you believe that, MMP; but it is not true that you
    were. The archives have plenty of gossip you, Jim and NG have
    written about her, and flame wars that you've tried to start with her.

    I have praised Rachel's poetry when I felt it was good; and I have
    negatively commented on her poetry when it degenerated into a long, nonsensical rant on, and to, Bob.

    Nevertheless I have remained on good terms with her, and still
    occasionally exchange personal emails with her.

    Rachel has probably not seen, or forgotten, your threads about her
    claiming that Bob Dylan raped her, and about Bob Dylan suing her for
    those claims; but, as the self-appointed group historian, I am not going
    to let posterity forget them.

    3) By definition, an enemy is one who poses at least a potential threat
    to one in some manner. A mentally deficient hillbilly, a drunken
    pissbum, and middle aged man with the mind of a child are hardly to be
    perceived of as threats.

    MMP, as previously noted, you reject reality and live in a delusional
    world of your own. It's central to your delusion that you're a genius
    with encyclopedic knowledge of poetry. Anyone who doesn't buy into
    that is attacking your delusion, so of course you'd see them as a
    threat.
    That's how you came up with your "Team Donkey" bullshit in the first
    place.

    Uh... PJR introduced the idea of "Teams," George.

    True; but at least he had the decency to label his enemies "Team Dunce."
    You, OTOH, thought that if you simply started attacking me off aapc, I'd
    simply slink off (like what happened to Vinyl Cat after you went after
    her business). You miscalculated.

    snip

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  • From George J. Dance@21:1/5 to HarryLime on Sat Jan 25 07:30:49 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Fri, 24 Jan 2025 17:30:33 +0000, Michael Monkey Peakbrain akd
    "HarryLime" wrote:

    On Thu, 23 Jan 2025 1:56:15 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 18:58:18 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 2:20:10 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 15:29:37 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Tue, 14 Jan 2025 17:07:47 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Mon, 13 Jan 2025 18:47:06 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:


    I have studied poetry for over 40 years, and have a better understanding
    of it that most people who never study it at all (outside of what their required to do in high school English courses).

    My familiarity with Modern verses is less extensive than my familiarity
    of earlier poetic forms, so I would hardly apply a term like
    "encyclopedic." As to my feelings toward anyone who would challenge my knowledge, PJR often did -- and I have far more respect for him than for
    many other members here.


    Not only are Team Donkey's members not my enemies, but I see no reason
    why anyone should need allies to engage with them.

    LOL! Remember what happened the last time you your act solo
    rec.music.rock-pop-r+b.1950s. You tried there to pose as the genius
    with the encyplopedic knowledge of 1950s music, but (even though your
    knowledge of 1950s music is more extensive than your knowledge of
    poetry)
    you failed miserably, got your ass kicked and had to come here to start
    over.
    Even if you had the brains of a chimp, you'd be smart enough to realize
    you
    needed a team this time.

    I left the 50s group for numerous reasons, the most significant being
    that it had become a thoroughly unproductive time sap. I had learned
    all that I could from it, and the arguments were becoming repetitive
    rehashes that served no valuable purpose for me to pursue. Since
    leaving, I have completed and published numerous books (including a 50s
    music book), and a monthly poetry magazine.

    You made the right decision; it is better to put your efforts into
    something more permanent. Please do the same for aapc.

    And, if I felt that I needed a team to participate in this group, I
    would have sided with PJR, Horatio, and Gwyneth, who were infinitely
    more knowledgeable, and better educated than those of "Team Dunce"
    (which at the time consisted of you and your Donkey).

    Like Corey, you did; but PJR, the elistist snob that he was, wanted
    nothing to do with either of you; so it was either leave or join the opposition. So you joined the opposition, and helped get rid of him,
    then tried to replace him.
    Unfortunately, you misunderstood and thought the opposition wanted to
    run aapc themselves. I can't speak for the other two, but I don't want
    anyone to run it.

    (end of part 1)

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  • From George J. Dance@21:1/5 to HarryLime on Sat Jan 25 15:30:51 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Sat, 25 Jan 2025 0:46:21 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Thu, 23 Jan 2025 9:15:35 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Tue, 21 Jan 2025 21:58:13 +0000, Michael Monkey Peakrain aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:

    Earth to George Dance:

    Sorry, "Earth", but whatever socks you use, you're still going to be
    MMP.

    That's a popular expression, George. Have you really been ignorant of
    it for the past 40+ years?

    I'm also sorry you missed the joke, though not surprised given your
    sense of humor. I was alluding to your practice of, not just posting exclusively through socks, but constantly changing them in the middle of "discussions" to pretend you have more "allies" on your side. (Back when
    you were posting on aapc, you used to use at least as many sock puppets
    as you had meat puppets.

    You can't change the content of my statements
    simply by snipping them prior to replying.

    Good; nothing's changed. And since you repeat it all it wouldn't matter
    if it were; it makes more sense to snip it all, and deal with your
    repeat posting of it.

    It's what's called a "straw man" argument, George. You intentionally
    take my statements out of context, delete said context from the quoted passages, then recast my actually words to mean something other than I'd intended; simply so you can successfully argue against it.

    Wrong, Peabrain. A "straw man" is arguing against statemtnts you haven't
    said. You're complaining about me addressing statements you have made,
    but buried within a paragraph in which you're discussing something else,
    in the hope you can smuggle it through without challenge.

    (A "statement" is not the same thing as a sentence, BTW. If you write a sentence like -

    "Your poetry is technically brilliant, and Pickering was a pedophile,
    and Will is a pedophile, and Zod is a pedophile, and Jordy is a
    pedophile, and Ilya's a pedophile, and Antti is a pedophile, and, but I
    rally don't enjoy reading your poems."

    - each conjunct in that srntence is a separate statement, and it does
    not change your meaning to address each one separately).

    That's hardly any way to conduct a civil, and/or mature, discussion, but sadly it's the only thing you've got.

    LOL! And just what makes you think, that after more than a decade of
    knowing how you "argue", that I'd even try to have a civil and/or mature discussion with you? I've tried that too many times in the past, and let
    you get away with too much in the process.

    You may *think* you can,

    - or it may be that I don't think that, and you're simply being
    paranoid. That's more likely, since I'm not aware that I think that
    (which is a good sign I don't). How about if you stop trying to tell me
    what I think, and say something about the subject.

    The subject was that you present "straw man" arguments by intentionally taking my words out of context.

    So let's talk about that. Take the sample sentence I've given you. If I
    object to your claim that, say, "Jordy is a pedophile", and your only
    response is to response is that's a "strawman argument" because I *may*
    think I changed your meaning (when I obviously haven't), that's does
    nothing to address the objection. The name for that is a "red herring"
    or, as it was more commonly known on aapc, a "deflection."

    I have been led to the conclusion that you think that restating
    something I've said out of context somehow changes my original statement
    as well, because I cannot find any other reason for your behavior.

    It doesn't change the meaning of either "statement", Lying Michael -
    neither the statement I took out to challenge, or the mass of text in
    which you originally buried it.

    Since my original statement is always preserved in its proper context
    just a post or two above, only someone with the intellect of a turnip
    would think that he could get away with it. And when he has been caught doing it every time, and still persists in doing so, it follows that according him a turnip level IQ may have been a wee bit generous.

    Actually, your "original statement" is usually preserved more than once
    because (again going back to the hypothetical example) if one of the
    middle conjuncts of your sentence is challenged, you'd tend to respond
    like this:

    GE: "What's your evidence that Jordy is a pedophile?"
    MMP: You're taking my words out of context again, Dishonest Dunce. What
    I said was: ""Your poetry is technically brilliant, and Pickering was a pedophile, and Will is a pedophile, and Zod is a pedophile, and Jordy is
    a pedophile, and Ilya's a pedophile, and Antti is a pedophile, but I
    rally don't enjoy reading your poems."

    My only options would be to ignore all your middle conjuncts, and let intelligent readers think they're all true because i'm not challenging
    any of them; or to challenge them, and have you keep repeating them in
    (as above) to convince your more stupid readers that they must be true
    because they've heard them so often.

    snip

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to George J. Dance on Sat Jan 25 16:03:33 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Sat, 25 Jan 2025 5:39:18 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Fri, 24 Jan 2025 17:30:33 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Thu, 23 Jan 2025 1:56:15 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 18:58:18 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 2:20:10 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 15:29:37 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Tue, 14 Jan 2025 17:07:47 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Mon, 13 Jan 2025 18:47:06 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:

    Why do you lie so much, George?

    Why do you project so much, Michael?

    In the statement you are quoting, I was describing your behavior and >>>>>>>> practices -- not mine.

    As I told you at the time, that was also an example of projection on >>>>>>> your part; that you were in fact both slurping and publishing your >>>>>>> allies, and calling your perceived adversaries illiterates. As this >>>>>>> thread shows, you're still doing both.

    IKYABWAI is neither an argument nor a rebuttal.

    OMG! You're gonna try the preemption game: "You can't say that about me, >>>>> because I said it about you FIRST."

    No, George. When you repost a quotation out of context, with the
    deliberate intention of changing its mean, you are (to couch it in as
    mild a term as possible) deceitful.

    The "mean" of the quotation wasn't changed in the slightest, Lying
    Michael.

    Are you really that dense that you fail to comprehend how you've
    misrepresented a statement I'd made about you as being about myself?

    Don't play the Peabrain, MMP. It was obvious that your statement was not about you; I didn't change that.

    It was obvious before you removed the part where I said who I was
    speaking about. Once you removed it, it appears as if I'm stating my
    own m.o. Which is precisely what you deceitfully presented it as.


    You present my statement as if I were describing my own practices;

    No, Lying Michael; I distinctly said it was how I would describe your
    "practices."

    You falsely use my statement as "proof" of your claims *without*
    specifying that I'd made it about you.

    Nonsense, Lying Michael. Your statement was proof of nothing, and I
    never claimed it was. You falsely accused me of printing nly perceived
    allies in /April/ magazine and on my blog in general. I've pointed out
    that, while it
    does not describe what I've done there, it does describe you.

    In doing so, you make it appear
    as if I am stating my own beliefs and practices -- which they are
    decidedly not.

    No, Lying Michael. Once again, I quoted your statement and noted that,
    while it does not describe me, it fits your practice on aapc to a T.
    Your response was to falsely accused me of lying, by pretending I'd said
    you were describing yourself.

    No, George, *this* is what you said, and I quote:

    "I'd say the only reason for MMP to call Will an illiterate that's been
    shown in this thread is that he doesn't like Will. Will's also MMP's
    adversary. As he says: 'When [someone] is seen as an adversary, you
    assign a childish name to him and claim he
    can't write.'"

    You make no mention that my words were originally about you.

    Rather, you present it as if I were explaining that I'd dismissed Will's writing ability because I dislike him as a person.

    You really take the art of duplicity to a whole level.


    whereas I was describing (my understanding of) your own.

    So you've said; you were talking about me. I was talking about you.
    You didn't like my saying it about you, so you falsely accused me
    of lying.

    Again, I stated that I was I'd say the only reason for MMP to call Will
    an illiterate that's been
    shown in this thread is that he doesn't like Will. Will's also MMP's adversary. As he says: "When [someone] is seen as an adversary, you
    assign a childish name to him and claim he
    can't write." talking about you.

    And I stated that you were describing yourself - you were projecting.
    Rather than deal with that, you began lying about what I'd said.

    You do not say that I'm projecting, George. Let's take another look at
    what you wrote:

    "I'd say the only reason for MMP to call Will an illiterate that's been
    shown in this thread is that he doesn't like Will. Will's also MMP's
    adversary. As he says: 'When [someone] is seen as an adversary, you
    assign a childish name to him and claim he
    can't write.'"

    When are you going to learn that it is pointless to lie on Usenet where
    one need only scroll up a few posts to uncover your actual post?



    When you misquoted me, you intentionally made it appear as if I had been
    talking about myself.

    No, Lying Michael. It was obvious from what I'd said that you were
    accusing another person of that. (You would not use "you" to describe
    your own practices.) You lied when you projected it on me, and now
    you're trying to defend that with another lie.


    Let's have a third look at what you said.

    "I'd say the only reason for MMP to call Will an illiterate that's been
    shown in this thread is that he doesn't like Will. Will's also MMP's
    adversary. As he says: 'When [someone] is seen as an adversary, you
    assign a childish name to him and claim he
    can't write.'"

    Please point out where you made it "obvious that [I] was accusing
    another person."



    And, yes, I feel that anyone (other than your Donkey

    Permission to use childish nicknames noted. Please don't start crying
    when I do the same.


    By all means. I think that you *should* refer to Will as "Donkey."
    He's earned that cognomen.


    and his socks)
    would consider that to be a form of lying.

    Sure it would be; it it were true.

    Here, for the fourth time, is your statement:

    "I'd say the only reason for MMP to call Will an illiterate that's been
    shown in this thread is that he doesn't like Will. Will's also MMP's
    adversary. As he says: 'When [someone] is seen as an adversary, you
    assign a childish name to him and claim he
    can't write.'"

    Please explain how that isn't true.



    That is an example of how duplicitous you actually are, and should serve >>>> as a warning to readers to take anything you say with a very large grain >>>> of salt.

    I'm afraid we'll have to add "duplicitous" to the list of words you
    misuse, MMP. But there's no need to say more about that, since you
    were clearly just trying to "win an argument" by making a false
    accusation.

    One of us certainly misunderstands it.

    Indeed one of us does. But you misuse it because it sounds good.

    I have proven my point several times over in this post.

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to George J. Dance on Sat Jan 25 16:36:50 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Sat, 25 Jan 2025 6:17:55 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Fri, 24 Jan 2025 17:30:33 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Thu, 23 Jan 2025 1:56:15 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 18:58:18 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 2:20:10 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 15:29:37 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Tue, 14 Jan 2025 17:07:47 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Mon, 13 Jan 2025 18:47:06 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:

    snip

    Nor does this thread show that I am doing anything of the sort. FYI: I >>>>>> have no "allies" here. They've all left Usenet AAPC, and are now
    posting on The Official AAPC page at FB.

    I'm not sure that's true; I think I've seen both Jim and NancyGene
    posting on aapc here:
    https://www.novabbs.com/arts/article-flat.php?id=253102&group=alt.arts.poetry.comments#253102
    But even if it were true, it's not relevant: you're still publishing >>>>> their work, and still slurping their work here.

    If the most recent post you can find from Jim is nearly two months old, >>>> it's safe to say that he is no longer participating in this group. He's >>>> certainly not participating at the level he was a few years ago.

    So what? Jim doesn't turn into a neutral bystander every time he
    flounces off
    the group; the fact that you're here slurping him in this flame war you
    reignited is enough to show that you still perceive him as your ally.

    Jim doesn't turn into a neutral bystander when he isn't around to
    witness the event/s in question. Jim has no knowledge of our current
    discussions, is not participating in said discussions, and cannot
    possibly be considered as an ally insofar as said discussions are
    concerned.

    There is absolutely no reason to believe you. There is reason to think
    your Chimp and your Goon have both posted here (especially since your
    only rebuttal was "that was two months ago"), and every reason to think they're still lurking.

    You can think whatever you like, but you have no evidence to support
    your belief.


    Whether I publish his work is irrelevant.

    MMP, your ONLY reason for saying that I used to see Jim as my ally
    is that I used to publish his work. If that's now "irrelevant", then you >>> had absolutely no reason for falsely accusing me of using your M.O. in
    the
    first place. So, fine; let's agree that it's irrelevant, and you were
    just
    making up shit.

    1) Whether *I* publish Jim's work is irrelevant. I publish the work of
    *everyone* who contributes to the AAPC group's FB page. Again, that's
    *EVERYONE* -- no exceptions.

    So you're say you're doing the same thing with /AYOS/ as I was doing
    with /April/. Of course, there are difference.

    No, George. You were selecting poems on a given topic and reposting
    them in a different (and, in your mind, permanent) location.

    The FB AAPC reposts *every* poem that was submitted to the group in a
    monthy magazine format. The magazine's content is deleted at the end of
    each month.


    For one, aapc was open to
    everyone, whereas your facebook group is closed; you decide who can
    publish there and who can't.

    In theory, not in practice. I have never turned down anyone who applied
    for membership.

    Our group was set up so that we can discuss poetry without being
    pestered by trolls. And our policy works exceedingly well. We have no
    trolls, no flame wars, no exchanging of insults, and no "Jordy's" to
    greet 6x a day.

    Anyone who agrees to follow the rules (1. post an original poem, 2)
    discuss another member's poem, 3) post and discuss a famous poem, 4)
    initiate a poetry-related discussion, 5) don't troll) is welcome to be a member.


    For another: you declare that AYOS
    publishes "everyone" who publishes in your facebook group, whereas in
    /April/ and on my blog later I published "everyone who agrees to let me publish them." See the differences?

    Yes. You select which poems/poets you'll publish. I publish everyone
    -- not just the poetry of my friends.


    2) You, otoh, do not publish everyone who takes part in the AAPC Usenet
    forum.

    Yes; as noted, I publish only the people who explicitly consents to
    their poem's publication; whereas you claim that everyone who posts to
    your facebook group has tacitly concented to go into AYOS.

    It's clearly stated in our group's GLs.

    And, FWIW, I've yet to have any complaints.


    3) Your conclusion (that your misrepresentation of my description of
    your practices is irrelevant) does not follow from anything in the
    above. To wit: I publish *everything* that is posted to the AAPC FB
    group, whereas you only publish the work of Usenet AAPC members of your
    choosing.

    I certainly do not publish the work of anyone who explicitly denied me permission to publish their stuff.

    If someone notes that their poem is "not for publication," I respect
    their wishes.

    And, should someone ask to have their poetry removed (which only
    happened from Usenet members -- back when we were still accepting
    submissions from Usenet), I have removed it immediately, no questions
    asked.

    Similarly, when you demanded that your poetry, which had been printed
    with your approval (I sent you pageproofs prior to publication, received
    your approval, and still have the emails to back it up), I withdrew the
    issues containing them from circulation.

    He is not engaging in any flame wars (or what pass for discussions
    here), and is therefore not a potential "ally" -- for me or anyone else. >>>
    Of course he is your "potential" ally. He's been reading and posting
    here
    as your ally, and there's nothing stopping him from doing it in the
    future.
    Same for your other Team Monkey flunky, NG.

    To be an ally, one must be involved in the present conflict.

    Don't play the Peabrain. The "present conflict" has been going on since
    2017.

    When it began is irrelevant. At present, there are only three people
    involved in this discussion: myself, you, and your Donkey. And I am
    most certainly not courting your Donkey's favor as a potential ally.


    As you've noted previously, it's an ongoing war. Originally it was
    a war you began to seize control of aapc from the people posting here;
    now it appears to be just a war to wreck it as much as possible. (That's
    so much like Putin's war in the Ukraine, that I might start calling you "Putindragon" again.)

    ROTHLMAO! That's the same lie you used to tell me about PJR!


    From a
    linguistic standpoint, anyone can be a "potential" ally.

    Indeed; which is why, when you couldn't show that your Chimp was my ally
    or my perceived ally, you switched terms and started calling him a
    "potential ally."

    If I'm not mistaken, we were discussing whether Jim and NancyGene were
    *my* allies in regards to this discussion. Why would I have attempted
    to show that Jim was your ally?


    However, as
    applied to this present discussion in which Jim has not taken part (and
    to the best of my knowledge is unaware of), nothing either of us says
    can be realistically seen as having any effect on Jim's allegiances.

    As someone who bleats so much about "context", it's rather stupid of you
    to try to take "the present discussion" out of context, and pretend it's
    just an isolated thread. It's nice that I don't have to fight all three
    of you for once, but I am not going to pretend that the other two are
    still your allies, still probably lurking, and ready to jump in when you signal for help.

    Good. I won't pretend that their my allies, either. I'm glad that we
    were able to resolve at least this one point in an amicable manner.

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to George J. Dance on Sat Jan 25 18:10:44 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Sat, 25 Jan 2025 7:13:22 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Fri, 24 Jan 2025 17:30:33 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Thu, 23 Jan 2025 1:56:15 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 18:58:18 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 2:20:10 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 15:29:37 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Tue, 14 Jan 2025 17:07:47 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Mon, 13 Jan 2025 18:47:06 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:

    Do I have "enemies" here? That's a strong word.

    Every member of your "Team Donkey" enemies list - Will, Zod, Jordy,
    Rachel, and myself - is posting here.

    They aren't the only people you've marked as "enemies" of course - but
    you drove all the others away before you made up "Team Donkey".

    Just as you and your Donkey claimed I'd driven away Richard, Bob, and
    Karen?

    Wake up and smell the coffee, George. Your Donkey is the one who's
    driven everyone away. He's even admitted it: "There's nobody here but
    me, Chuck. I've driven every last one of them away..!"


    1) I don't view any of you as enemies, George. We merely hold different >>>> views as to how AAPC should operate. I felt that a *poetry* group
    should limit the bulk of its discussions to *poetry.*

    Unfortunately, your posts bely you, MMP. The bulk of what you post here, >>> even of your "poetry" and your "poetry discussions" is either (1)
    scurrilous
    gossip about the members
    of "Team Donkey" or (2) flame wars with the members of "Team Donkey".

    FACT: My posts to AAPC FB, do nothing of the sort.

    Who cares what you post to your facebook group? We are discussing your
    posts here, in aapc. There are multiple examples in this thread alone.
    Even in that "critique" of my poetry that you keep reposting, you manage
    to call Will an illiterate, Zod homeless, and Jordy a pedophile. that's
    what you post here, that's what your NastyGoon used to post, and that's
    what your Chimp ended up posting here.

    Again, I should like to point out that nothing of that sort occurs in
    our FB group.

    You may not care about what happens, or doesn't happen, there; but you
    should take a good, long look at each of these groups and as yourself
    *why*.

    Why would Michael, NancyGene, and Jim participate in flame wars here,
    but not in their FB group?

    It seems that the problem isn't inherent in Michael, NancyGene, or Jim.


    If the majority of my posts here are combative, we need to determine why
    I should behave one way in the FB group, and the opposite way in the
    Usenet one.

    That's easy enough to answer. In your faceook group:
    (1) the core membership is your Team Monkey allies;

    Untrue. Our "core membership" (by which I take it to mean our most
    active participants) includes Louise Charlton Webster and Joseph
    Danoski, neither of whom have ever posted here.


    (2) anyone new who joins the group believes that, and looks up to you
    as, the learned poet you've tried to pass yourself off as, and as
    newbies they aren't likely to challenge you

    Where are you getting this from? It would be fun to be some
    pontificating poetic guru, but such couldn't be farther from the truth.
    Since you're unable to access our group, you appear to have created some Bizarro World distortion of it that's apparently based on your equally distorted perception of *this* group.


    (3) if despite (2) anyone does happen to challenge you, on anything, you don't even have to discuss it; you can simply kick them off the group.

    I could, but I certainly would never do any such thing.


    The obvious conclusion is that the members of the FB group limit their
    discussions to poetry, whereas certain members of the Usenet group
    insist on burying any poetry-related conversations under their own
    self-serving spam.

    Sort of the reverse of Sherlock Holmes: "when you eliminate all which is
    both possible and likely, then whatever remains must be the truth."

    Since I participate in the FB AAPC on a daily basis, whereas you have
    been barred access to it, I should think that I were the only one of us qualified to proffer an opinion as to what takes place there.

    It is unnecessary to rule out the possible, the impossible, the
    probable, or the improbable. I'm there. I am fully aware of what is,
    and isn't, discussed there.

    You, otoh, are not.



    You felt that it
    would be better used as a forum wherein members could exchange greetings >>>> with "Jordy" twenty times a day, every day.

    Don't be such a peabrain, MMP. Jordy and I post to each other twice a
    month,
    at best. Otherwise our paths never cross; he doesn't start flame wars,
    or
    try to disrupt other threads. So whatever he does doesn't bother me; if
    he
    bothers you so much that you're still obsessing about him, bo back to
    your
    facebook group and gossip about him with someone who cares.

    Anyone still following Usenet AAPC is well aware that Jordy makes far
    more than two posts a months -- they simply aren't directed to your
    attention.

    And WTF does that have to do with my "feelings" about the group? If I
    felt that the group was the place to post greetings 20 times a day, I'd
    be posting greetings 20 times a day. Stop trying to tell me what I think
    or feel, when it's obvious bullshit (or, FTM, on the rare occasion that
    it isn't).

    But I do know exactly what your feelings were, George. Are you
    forgetting that I was there?

    I expressed my desire that the Usenet group be a place to discuss poetry
    (as its name, "alt.arts.poetry.comments" implies). I also explained how
    dozens of "Hello" posts to "Jordy" everyday served no purpose other than
    to drive anyone interested in poetry away from the group.

    You stated that such posts didn't bother you, as you run a search for
    posts where your name (or one of other people's names for you) came up.
    IOW: You only participate in discussions that concern you, your blog, or
    your "Dancehall," and don't couldn't be bother with anything else that
    took place here.

    As to whether I'm "obsessing" over him, I no longer care what he does.
    My greeting to him should show you that I'm perfectly fine with his
    continued disruption of your group. It only annoyed me while I was
    still a member.

    Whether you're "obsessing' over him can be shown by how many times you
    keep entioning him, even though he's stayed out of this discussion completely.

    You asked HTF I know your feelings regarding Usenet AAPC. I brought up
    the "Hello Jordy" posts as an example of how I know.

    His posts were a major issue in the demise of Usenet AAPC.

    I complained about them. Others complained about them.

    You, OTOH, ignored his posts, and supported his "right" to make
    Off-Topic posts 24/7.

    You made your feelings very clear.

    Since Google abandoned the
    platform, you won out by default.

    Yet here you are, caught sneaking back onto aapc under a new sock, and
    turning to your old tricks: gossip and flame wars. As I've told Jim
    before,
    your people are as bad as bedbugs; it's almost impossible to get rid of
    you.

    What do you want, George? I have conceded Usenet AAPC to you.

    Unlike you, I have never wanted to run aapc. I have two blogs, and one
    active wiki, where I can do what I want (despite your Team's best
    efforts to close them down). I used to see value to aapc, but your Team
    and PJR's Team have hollowed it out, so it's no more than Will, Jordy,
    and (occasionally) Rachel. Since I like all three, I'm still here; but
    it's in no way, shape, or form my group.

    No one wanted to run AAPC, George.

    Your Donkey just wanted to make it all about him. His grandstanding
    (posting upwards of 50 "ME! ME! ME!") posts a day has been driving
    members away for the past 25 years.

    I only wanted to start bringing poets back to the group, and getting our discussions back on topic.

    All of the recent Usenet AAPC members have relocated to FB because we're
    able to keep your Donkey out.

    Nor do I actively run the FB group. NancyGene and I share
    administrative status and can each approve members. Apart from
    approving members, the only things I do is put the magazine together
    each month, post a few new poems or video links, and offer an occasional comment on someone else's poem. I probably make less than 10 posts a
    week.

    There are no power plays going on over there. No one is trying to
    dominate the group. No one is flooding it with posts. No one is
    calling any of the other members pigs, monkeys, chimps, or Nazis.

    We're not the ones who killed Usenet AAPC.

    If it's a hollowed out shell now, it's because you and your Donkey
    continually told us to ignore his b.s. posts or go elsewhere.

    We chose to go elsewhere. You got your wish.


    I only drop by to monitor your posts, because I am well aware of your
    attempts to rewrite Usenet AAPC's history to your liking.

    I am the self-appinted group historian, you know; that's one role I
    don't mind assuming.

    I strongly suggest that you self-revoke your "appointment."

    Your revisionist history isn't supported by the archives.

    When I came to AAPC, you told me that PJR as the leader of alt.kooks,
    and that he and his "cronies" came here to troll and bully people so
    that they could goad them into saying something they could use for
    purposes of extortion.

    Apart from PJR's having been the leader of alt.kooks, none of the above
    turned out to be true.

    PJR was a poet who'd been a member almost from the group's beginning.
    He posted and discussed poetry with the other poets, and largely ignored
    you and your Donkey. When your Donkey drove nearly all of the other
    poets away, PJR took to dropping by periodically -- discussing poetry
    with Horatio and Gwyneth, and laughing at you and your Donkey (with the
    help of his friends from alt.kooks).

    For several years, you had me believing you.

    I suppose that as self-appointed historian, you can convince others of
    similar nonsense... for a while.

    Truth, as they say, will out.

    I eventually dug into the archives and discovered the truth.

    Others will do likewise, and refute your "history" as well.

    Like I said; you can't lie on Usenet. The archives will always be there
    to bring your deceitfulness to light.


    BTW: Hello Jordy!

    2) I believe that I have always been on good terms with Rachel.

    It may be true that you believe that, MMP; but it is not true that you
    were. The archives have plenty of gossip you, Jim and NG have
    written about her, and flame wars that you've tried to start with her.

    I have praised Rachel's poetry when I felt it was good; and I have
    negatively commented on her poetry when it degenerated into a long,
    nonsensical rant on, and to, Bob.

    Nevertheless I have remained on good terms with her, and still
    occasionally exchange personal emails with her.

    Rachel has probably not seen, or forgotten, your threads about her
    claiming that Bob Dylan raped her, and about Bob Dylan suing her for
    those claims; but, as the self-appointed group historian, I am not going
    to let posterity forget them.

    Rachel's the one who claimed that BD raped her. I don't recall anyone
    ever saying that he was suing her over her claims.

    For Rachel's sake, I believe it is best that they should be forgotten.

    3) By definition, an enemy is one who poses at least a potential threat >>>> to one in some manner. A mentally deficient hillbilly, a drunken
    pissbum, and middle aged man with the mind of a child are hardly to be >>>> perceived of as threats.

    MMP, as previously noted, you reject reality and live in a delusional
    world of your own. It's central to your delusion that you're a genius
    with encyclopedic knowledge of poetry. Anyone who doesn't buy into
    that is attacking your delusion, so of course you'd see them as a
    threat.
    That's how you came up with your "Team Donkey" bullshit in the first
    place.

    Uh... PJR introduced the idea of "Teams," George.

    True; but at least he had the decency to label his enemies "Team Dunce."
    You, OTOH, thought that if you simply started attacking me off aapc, I'd simply slink off (like what happened to Vinyl Cat after you went after
    her business). You miscalculated.

    I have no idea what you're talking about, George.

    I have never attacked you in any other forum, nor did I make any
    off-AAPC posts regarding Vinyl Cat.

    The closest thing I can think of is when *you* posted a supposed "bio"
    about me on your wiki wherein you (or your Donkey) posted out of context statements I'd made that had been cherry picked to make me appear like
    some sort of Neo-Nazi. I complained to the site manager and had them
    taken down.

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  • From George J. Dance@21:1/5 to All on Sun Jan 26 02:59:55 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    Hey, Will, do you remember when yuu formed the aapc facebook group? I'm
    going to take a look myself, but I know if it's listed there.

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to George J. Dance on Sun Jan 26 20:10:47 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Sun, 26 Jan 2025 2:59:51 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    Hey, Will, do you remember when yuu formed the aapc facebook group? I'm
    going to take a look myself, but I know if it's listed there.


    What's your point?

    We've still got rights on the "Official" name. Will called his group
    the "Facebook Edition."

    And, let's face it; Will's FB group is as devoid of active members as
    Usenet AAPC.

    The bulk of Usenet AAPC's members now use the Official AAPC page that I started.

    When are you going to understand that the reason for all of the
    bitterness and animosity at AAPC was Will Donkey?

    When you're part of a group, you have to take the wishes of *all* of the group's members into account.

    When members start complaining that Will is spam-posting the group 24/7,
    Will has to make a choice: 1) he can apologize, and cut back on the
    number of posts he makes, or, 2) he can say "If you're not interested in
    what I post, just skip and ignore."

    Will chose Door Number Two. And AAPC regulars decided to skip and
    ignore Usenet AAPC entirely.

    This happened again and again over the course of 25 (give or take)
    years.

    Now you've got Usenet AAPC all to yourselves... and what have you
    accomplished with it? You've racked up 25 years worth of members who've
    come to intensely dislike you.

    Of course, you've always got your blog to fall back on. Since it isn't
    an interactive forum (AFAIK), you should be safe there. .

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Mon Jan 27 01:51:52 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Sun, 26 Jan 2025 23:43:05 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 19:05:15 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 12:32:52 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 2:27:28 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 23:54:22 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    George J. Dance wrote:

    On Fri, 3 Jan 2025 7:40:51 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 23 Dec 2024 21:00:16 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    from
    https://www.novabbs.com/arts/article-flat.php?id=253903&group=alt.arts.poetry.comments#253903

    On Fri, 20 Dec 2024 15:22:04 +0000, Michael Monkey aka "HarryLime" >>>>>>>> wrote:

    MMP: My literary journal was created to highlight the best examples of
    poetry from AAPC's various members. The best poetry by Member G does >>>>>>>>> not necessarily measure up to the best poetry of Member J.

    As Mr. Dance has so ably demonstrated above, his own poem left no traces
    on my memory.

    MMP's memory lapses are something I'm sure we're all familiar with by >>>>>>>> now. But let us remember what else I just ably demonstrated: that back >>>>>>>> in 2021 (when he was still hoping to recruit me as an ally) he >>>>>>>> considered Possibilities one of "the best examples of poetry" on AAPC. >>>>>>>
    This deserves an underscore as an example of Michael Pendragon's biased >>>>>>> behavior.

    Indeed. I'm not sure if you remeber that statement of his that I called >>>>>> a statement of his editorial philosophy:

    <quote>
    "You divide everyone into two categories: potential allies and potential >>>>>> adversaries. You slurp the writings of your potential allies and attack >>>>>> those of your potential adversaries."

    "When [someone] Jim is seen as a potential ally, you request his poetry. >>>>>> When he
    is seen as an adversary, you assign a childish name to him and claim he >>>>>> can't write." </q>

    source text:
    https://groups.google.com/g/alt.arts.poetry.comments/c/hDYKsC5l5Ew/m/IR5NzWPJBQAJ?hl=en

    That also fully describes his critical philosophy. No more need be said, >>>>>> but it can't be said often enough.

    snip

    In other words, Michael Pendragon is basically a two faced liar.

    Well, not exactly, It means he comes across as no different from a
    two-faced liar, but I think his mental state is more complex than that I >>>> should open a new threat where we can talk about that.

    Sounds good, and to avoid confusion with new readers, from now on I'll
    just refer to Pendragon by his new chosen alias Harry Lime.

    Referring to one by their chosen alias is the considerate thing to do.
    Much appreciated.

    --

    You're welcome, and you can call me by my chosen name, "Will Dockery,"
    yes?

    ๐Ÿ™‚

    Of course, Will.

    Oh, and FYI: "Donkey" is spelled "D-O-N-K-E-Y."

    As always, HtH & HAND

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  • From George J. Dance@21:1/5 to HarryLime on Mon Jan 27 02:06:17 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Sun, 26 Jan 2025 20:10:44 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka "HarryLime " wrote:
    On Sun, 26 Jan 2025 2:59:51 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    Hey, Will, do you remember when yuu formed the aapc facebook group? I'm
    going to take a look myself, but I know if it's listed there.

    What's your point?

    Sorry, MMP, but that isn's your concern.

    We've still got rights on the "Official" name. Will called his group
    the "Facebook Edition."

    Actually, it's called "alt.arts.poetry.comments: Official Facebook
    Edition." But don't worry about that; no one is going to sue you for the "rights" to the name. You can call your facebook group whatever you
    wanted.

    And, let's face it; Will's FB group is as devoid of active members as
    Usenet AAPC.

    As Will said, alt.arts.poetry.comments: Official Facebook Edition was
    started at least 13 years ago. It's not unommnn for facebook groups to
    become less active over time.

    The bulk of Usenet AAPC's members now use the Official AAPC page that I started.

    I know of three former aapc members ho use your facebook group: you,
    Jim, and NG (Team Monkey), Since I can't see who's on our facebook
    group, I have no idea how many other former aapc members are there.

    When are you going to understand that the reason for all of the
    bitterness and animosity at AAPC was Will Donkey?

    Since the rest of this post of yours post is just more of your usual
    flaming of Will, with the same old stories, there's no reason to waste
    any more time on it.

    snip

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  • From George J. Dance@21:1/5 to HarryLime on Mon Jan 27 04:01:38 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Sat, 25 Jan 2025 16:03:29 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Sat, 25 Jan 2025 5:39:18 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Fri, 24 Jan 2025 17:30:33 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Thu, 23 Jan 2025 1:56:15 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 18:58:18 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 2:20:10 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 15:29:37 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Tue, 14 Jan 2025 17:07:47 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Mon, 13 Jan 2025 18:47:06 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:

    Why do you lie so much, George?

    Why do you project so much, Michael?

    In the statement you are quoting, I was describing your behavior and >>>>>>>>> practices -- not mine.

    As I told you at the time, that was also an example of projection on >>>>>>>> your part; that you were in fact both slurping and publishing your >>>>>>>> allies, and calling your perceived adversaries illiterates. As this >>>>>>>> thread shows, you're still doing both.

    IKYABWAI is neither an argument nor a rebuttal.

    OMG! You're gonna try the preemption game: "You can't say that about me, >>>>>> because I said it about you FIRST."

    No, George. When you repost a quotation out of context, with the
    deliberate intention of changing its mean, you are (to couch it in as >>>>> mild a term as possible) deceitful.

    The "mean" of the quotation wasn't changed in the slightest, Lying
    Michael.

    Are you really that dense that you fail to comprehend how you've
    misrepresented a statement I'd made about you as being about myself?

    Don't play the Peabrain, MMP. It was obvious that your statement was not
    about you; I didn't change that.

    It was obvious before you removed the part where I said who I was
    speaking about.

    That was never in what I quoted, Lying Michael.

    Once you removed it, it appears as if I'm stating my
    own m.o. Which is precisely what you deceitfully presented it as.

    No, Lying Michael. It was obvious that you were speaking to someone else
    (who was not named in your quote), and obvious that I'd said it
    describes your critical philosophy.

    You present my statement as if I were describing my own practices;

    No, Lying Michael; I distinctly said it was how I would describe your
    "practices."

    You falsely use my statement as "proof" of your claims *without*
    specifying that I'd made it about you.

    No, Lying Michael. Quoting of your statement was "proof" of nothing
    (except that you said it), and I
    never claimed it was. You falsely accused me of printing [o]nly
    perceived
    allies in /April/ magazine and on my blog in general. I've pointed out
    that, while it does not describe what I've done there, it does describe
    you.

    In doing so, you make it appear
    as if I am stating my own beliefs and practices -- which they are
    decidedly not.

    No, Lying Michael. Once again, I quoted your statement and noted that,
    while it does not describe me, it fits your practice on aapc to a T.
    Your response was to falsely accused me of lying, by pretending I'd said
    you were describing yourself.

    No, George, *this* is what you said, and I quote:

    "I'd say the only reason for MMP to call Will an illiterate that's been
    shown in this thread is that he doesn't like Will. Will's also MMP's adversary. As he says: 'When [someone] is seen as an adversary, you
    assign a childish name to him and claim he
    can't write.'"

    No, Lying Michael. Here's the actual post that got you flaming in this
    thread:

    [QUOTE]
    Indeed. I'm not sure if you remeber that statement of his that I called
    a statement of his editorial philosophy:
    <quote>
    "You divide everyone into two categories: potential allies and potential adversaries. You slurp the writings of your potential allies and attack
    those of your potential adversaries."
    "When [someone] Jim is seen as a potential ally, you request his poetry.
    When he is seen as an adversary, you assign a childish name to him and
    claim he
    can't write." </q>
    source text: https://groups.google.com/g/alt.arts.poetry.comments/c/hDYKsC5l5Ew/m/IR5NzWPJBQAJ?hl=en
    That also fully describes his critical philosophy. No more need be said,
    but it can't be said often enough.
    [/QUOTE]

    You make no mention that my words were originally about you.

    Rather, you present it as if I were explaining that I'd dismissed Will's writing ability because I dislike him as a person.

    You do flame Will about both Will's writing and his private life, and
    even about his family (who don't even post here), because you perceive
    him as your adversary: as I've phrased it, because he's on your
    "enemies' list."

    You really take the art of duplicity to a whole level.

    "Duplicity" has already been added to the words you use incorrectly,
    MMP (along with "illiterate" of course).

    I stated that you were describing yourself - you were projecting.
    Rather than deal with that, you began lying about what I'd said.

    You do not say that I'm projecting, George.

    Wrong , Lying Michael. I've told you that at least twice back when you
    said it about me, and I repeated that when you began flaming about it
    here in this discussion.

    Let's take another look at
    what you wrote:

    Yes, but let's use my statement that actually set you off on your
    present tantrum:
    [QUOTE]
    Indeed. I'm not sure if you remeber that statement of his that I called
    a statement of his editorial philosophy:
    <quote>
    "You divide everyone into two categories: potential allies and potential adversaries. You slurp the writings of your potential allies and attack
    those of your potential adversaries."
    "When [someone] Jim is seen as a potential ally, you request his poetry.
    When he is seen as an adversary, you assign a childish name to him and
    claim he
    can't write." </q>
    source text: https://groups.google.com/g/alt.arts.poetry.comments/c/hDYKsC5l5Ew/m/IR5NzWPJBQAJ?hl=en
    That also fully describes his critical philosophy. No more need be said,
    but it can't be said often enough.
    [/QUOTE]

    "I'd say the only reason for MMP to call Will an illiterate that's been
    shown in this thread is that he doesn't like Will. Will's also MMP's
    adversary. As he says: 'When [someone] is seen as an adversary, you
    assign a childish name to him and claim he
    can't write.'"

    Again, here's the statement that you've actually been flamind:

    [QUOTE]
    Indeed. I'm not sure if you remeber that statement of his that I called
    a statement of his editorial philosophy:
    <quote>
    "You divide everyone into two categories: potential allies and potential adversaries. You slurp the writings of your potential allies and attack
    those of your potential adversaries."
    "When [someone] Jim is seen as a potential ally, you request his poetry.
    When he is seen as an adversary, you assign a childish name to him and
    claim he
    can't write." </q>
    source text: https://groups.google.com/g/alt.arts.poetry.comments/c/hDYKsC5l5Ew/m/IR5NzWPJBQAJ?hl=en
    [/QUOTE]

    When are you going to learn that it is pointless to lie on Usenet where
    one need only scroll up a few posts to uncover your actual post?

    When you misquoted me, you intentionally made it appear as if I had been >>> talking about myself.

    No, Lying Michael. It was obvious from what I'd said that you were
    accusing another person. (You would not use "you" to describe
    your own practices.) You lied when you projected it on me, and now
    you're trying to defend that with another lie.


    Let's have a third look at what you said.

    Once again, let's look at the actual statement you're throwing your
    tantrum over:

    [QUOTE]
    Indeed. I'm not sure if you remeber that statement of his that I called
    a statement of his editorial philosophy:
    <quote>
    "You divide everyone into two categories: potential allies and potential adversaries. You slurp the writings of your potential allies and attack
    those of your potential adversaries."
    "When [someone] Jim is seen as a potential ally, you request his poetry.
    When he is seen as an adversary, you assign a childish name to him and
    claim he
    can't write." </q>
    source text: https://groups.google.com/g/alt.arts.poetry.comments/c/hDYKsC5l5Ew/m/IR5NzWPJBQAJ?hl=en
    That also fully describes his critical philosophy. No more need be said,
    but it can't be said often enough.
    [/QUOTE]

    Please point out where you made it "obvious that [I] was accusing
    another person."

    Once again, you wouldn't use the second person to talk about yourself.

    And, yes, I feel that anyone (other than your Donkey

    Permission to use childish nicknames noted. Please don't start crying
    when I do the same.

    By all means. I think that you *should* refer to Will as "Donkey."
    He's earned that cognomen.

    Tnank your, Mr. Monkey; not that I or anyone needs it to call anyone
    what they like here. (As you know very well.) And the same for flunkies,
    since they deserve their MMP-style nicknames as much as you deserve
    yours.

    and his socks)
    would consider that to be a form of lying.

    Sure it would be; it it were true.

    Here, for the fourth time, is your statement:

    "I'd say the only reason for MMP to call Will an illiterate that's been
    shown in this thread is that he doesn't like Will. Will's also MMP's
    adversary. As he says: 'When [someone] is seen as an adversary, you
    assign a childish name to him and claim he
    can't write.'"

    And here, for the fourth time, is the actual statement you've been
    flaming about:

    [QUOTE]
    Indeed. I'm not sure if you remeber that statement of his that I called
    a statement of his editorial philosophy:
    <quote>
    "You divide everyone into two categories: potential allies and potential adversaries. You slurp the writings of your potential allies and attack
    those of your potential adversaries."
    "When [someone] Jim is seen as a potential ally, you request his poetry.
    When he is seen as an adversary, you assign a childish name to him and
    claim he
    can't write." </q>
    source text: https://groups.google.com/g/alt.arts.poetry.comments/c/hDYKsC5l5Ew/m/IR5NzWPJBQAJ?hl=en
    That also fully describes his critical philosophy. No more need be said,
    but it can't be said often enough.
    [/QUOTE]

    Please explain how that isn't true.

    Silly Monkey; you're the one claiming my statement isn't true.

    That is an example of how duplicitous you actually are, and should serve >>>>> as a warning to readers to take anything you say with a very large grain >>>>> of salt.

    I'm afraid we'll have to add "duplicitous" to the list of words you
    misuse, MMP. But there's no need to say more about that, since you
    were clearly just trying to "win an argument" by making a false
    accusation.

    One of us certainly misunderstands it.

    Indeed one of us does. But you misuse it because it sounds good.

    I have proven my point several times over in this post.

    No, Mr. Goebblels-Monkey: one does not "prove" a point simply by
    repeating it four times.

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to George J. Dance on Mon Jan 27 18:45:15 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 2:06:15 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Sun, 26 Jan 2025 20:10:44 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka "HarryLime " wrote:
    On Sun, 26 Jan 2025 2:59:51 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    Hey, Will, do you remember when yuu formed the aapc facebook group? I'm
    going to take a look myself, but I know if it's listed there.

    What's your point?

    Sorry, MMP, but that isn's your concern.

    We've still got rights on the "Official" name. Will called his group
    the "Facebook Edition."

    Actually, it's called "alt.arts.poetry.comments: Official Facebook
    Edition." But don't worry about that; no one is going to sue you for the "rights" to the name. You can call your facebook group whatever you
    wanted.

    And, let's face it; Will's FB group is as devoid of active members as
    Usenet AAPC.

    As Will said, alt.arts.poetry.comments: Official Facebook Edition was
    started at least 13 years ago. It's not unommnn for facebook groups to
    become less active over time.

    So it's merely a coincidence that both Usenet AACP and your FB Edition
    of AAPC have seen their membership decline -- whereas the Official AAPC
    FB Group has seen its membership steadily rise?

    I don't think so.

    Usenet AAPC and its FB Edition are both dominated by Will Donkey;
    whereas the Official AACP FB Group has a "No Donkeys allowed policy."

    IMHO, the presence/absence of Will Donkey is the determining factor.



    The bulk of Usenet AAPC's members now use the Official AAPC page that I
    started.

    I know of three former aapc members ho use your facebook group: you,
    Jim, and NG (Team Monkey), Since I can't see who's on our facebook
    group, I have no idea how many other former aapc members are there.

    You can look at the back cover of our AYoS 2023 ed., on Amazon, and/or
    you can wait for the 2024 ed. to print, and view its back cover there as
    well.


    When are you going to understand that the reason for all of the
    bitterness and animosity at AAPC was Will Donkey?

    Since the rest of this post of yours post is just more of your usual
    flaming of Will, with the same old stories, there's no reason to waste
    any more time on it.

    snip

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  • From George J. Dance@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Mon Jan 27 20:48:48 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 12:32:52 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 2:27:28 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 23:54:22 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    George J. Dance wrote:

    On Fri, 3 Jan 2025 7:40:51 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 23 Dec 2024 21:00:16 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    from
    https://www.novabbs.com/arts/article-flat.php?id=253903&group=alt.arts.poetry.comments#253903

    On Fri, 20 Dec 2024 15:22:04 +0000, Michael Monkey aka "HarryLime" >>>>>> wrote:

    MMP: My literary journal was created to highlight the best examples of >>>>>>> poetry from AAPC's various members. The best poetry by Member G does >>>>>>> not necessarily measure up to the best poetry of Member J.

    As Mr. Dance has so ably demonstrated above, his own poem left no traces
    on my memory.

    MMP's memory lapses are something I'm sure we're all familiar with by >>>>>> now. But let us remember what else I just ably demonstrated: that back >>>>>> in 2021 (when he was still hoping to recruit me as an ally) he
    considered Possibilities one of "the best examples of poetry" on AAPC. >>>>>
    This deserves an underscore as an example of Michael Pendragon's biased >>>>> behavior.

    Indeed. I'm not sure if you remeber that statement of his that I called >>>> a statement of his editorial philosophy:

    <quote>
    "You divide everyone into two categories: potential allies and potential >>>> adversaries. You slurp the writings of your potential allies and attack >>>> those of your potential adversaries."

    "When [someone] Jim is seen as a potential ally, you request his poetry. >>>> When he
    is seen as an adversary, you assign a childish name to him and claim he >>>> can't write." </q>

    source text:
    https://groups.google.com/g/alt.arts.poetry.comments/c/hDYKsC5l5Ew/m/IR5NzWPJBQAJ?hl=en

    That also fully describes his critical philosophy. No more need be said, >>>> but it can't be said often enough.

    snip

    In other words, Michael Pendragon is basically a two faced liar.

    Well, not exactly, It means he comes across as no different from a
    two-faced liar, but I think his mental state is more complex than that I
    should open a new threat where we can talk about that.

    Sounds good, and to avoid confusion with new readers, from now on I'll
    just refer to Pendragon by his new chosen alias Harry Lime.

    That's a good point. Personally I do not like calling socks by their
    aliases puppets by their sock names; that also can be confusing, as it's
    meant to be. So I've started calling the person behind all those socks
    MMP for Michael Monkey Peabrain (or just Peabrain if he says something
    really stupid, or Lying Michael whenever I catch him in a lie). But that
    could also be confusing for new readers and casual readers, so I think
    I'll have to refer to him, when talking to third parties, as something
    else; something that will identify whom I mean to any new or casual
    readers.

    After some thought, I've settled on "the Lime sock" - what do you think?

    https://www.zazzle.ca/lime_green_socks-256240956281961664?rf=238512069961476072&tc=CjwKCAiA-ty8BhA_EiwAkyoa3_aFWzdIrL7epsnGiUBOmwWKHVyTWv2DT3XULBaoBmZv8YkfovgQhRoC6i8QAvD_BwE&z_ca=20390696811&z_dev=c&z_nw=x&z_lp=9000899&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiA-ty8BhA_
    EiwAkyoa3_aFWzdIrL7epsnGiUBOmwWKHVyTWv2DT3XULBaoBmZv8YkfovgQhRoC6i8QAvD_BwE&trchd=true

    And so it goes.

    ๐Ÿ™‚

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Mon Jan 27 22:08:38 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 19:39:25 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 18:45:15 +0000, HarryLime aka Michael Green Monkey Pendragon wrote:

    On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 2:06:15 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Sun, 26 Jan 2025 20:10:44 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
    "HarryLime " wrote:
    On Sun, 26 Jan 2025 2:59:51 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    Hey, Will, do you remember when you formed the aapc facebook group? I'm >>>>> going to take a look myself, but I know if it's listed there.

    What's your point?

    Sorry, MMP, but that isn't your concern.

    We've still got rights on the "Official" name. Will called his group
    the "Facebook Edition."

    Actually, it's called "alt.arts.poetry.comments: Official Facebook
    Edition." But don't worry about that; no one is going to sue you for the >>> "rights" to the name. You can call your facebook group whatever you
    wanted.

    And, let's face it; Will's FB group is as devoid of active members as
    Usenet AAPC.

    As Will said, alt.arts.poetry.comments: Official Facebook Edition was
    started at least 13 years ago. It's not uncommon for facebook groups to
    become less active over time.

    So it's merely a coincidence that both Usenet AACP and your FB Edition
    of AAPC have seen their membership decline -- whereas the Official AAPC
    FB Group has seen its membership steadily rise?

    I don't think so.

    Usenet AAPC and its FB Edition are both dominated by Will Donkey;
    whereas the Official AACP FB Group has a "No Donkeys allowed policy."

    IMHO, the presence/absence of Will Donkey is the determining factor.



    The bulk of Usenet AAPC's members now use the Official AAPC page that I >>>> started.

    I know of three former aapc members ho use your facebook group: you,
    Jim, and NG (Team Monkey), Since I can't see who's on our facebook
    group, I have no idea how many other former aapc members are there.

    You can look at the back cove

    Why waste my time looking at your vanity press rubbish?

    Jealous much, Donkey?

    When are you going to understand that the reason for all of the
    bitterness and animosity at AAPC


    It began when you and you troll thugs tried to drive Stephan Pickering
    and Rachel from the group.

    Case closed.

    It started long before Pickles, Rachel, and I were even here, Donkey.

    You've driven several "generations" of members away. My peers and I are
    only your latest "victory."



    Since the rest of this post of yours post is just more of your usual
    flaming of Will, with the same old stories, there's no reason to waste
    any more time on it.

    snip

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Tue Jan 28 01:37:23 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 22:42:48 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 22:08:34 +0000, my Michael monkey boy Pendragon aka HarryLime wrote:

    On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 19:39:25 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 18:45:15 +0000, HarryLime aka Michael Green Monkey
    Pendragon wrote:

    On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 2:06:15 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Sun, 26 Jan 2025 20:10:44 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>> "HarryLime " wrote:
    On Sun, 26 Jan 2025 2:59:51 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    Hey, Will, do you remember when you formed the aapc facebook group? I'm >>>>>>> going to take a look myself, but I know if it's listed there.

    What's your point?

    Sorry, MMP, but that isn't your concern.

    We've still got rights on the "Official" name. Will called his group >>>>>> the "Facebook Edition."

    Actually, it's called "alt.arts.poetry.comments: Official Facebook
    Edition." But don't worry about that; no one is going to sue you for the >>>>> "rights" to the name. You can call your facebook group whatever you
    wanted.

    And, let's face it; Will's FB group is as devoid of active members as >>>>>> Usenet AAPC.

    As Will said, alt.arts.poetry.comments: Official Facebook Edition was >>>>> started at least 13 years ago. It's not uncommon for facebook groups to >>>>> become less active over time.

    So it's merely a coincidence that both Usenet AACP and your FB Edition >>>> of AAPC have seen their membership decline -- whereas the Official AAPC >>>> FB Group has seen its membership steadily rise?

    I don't think so.

    Usenet AAPC and its FB Edition are both dominated by Will Donkey;
    whereas the Official AACP FB Group has a "No Donkeys allowed policy."

    IMHO, the presence/absence of Will Donkey is the determining factor.



    The bulk of Usenet AAPC's members now use the Official AAPC page that I >>>>>> started.

    I know of three former aapc members ho use your facebook group: you, >>>>> Jim, and NG (Team Monkey), Since I can't see who's on our facebook
    group, I have no idea how many other former aapc members are there.

    You can look at the back cove

    Why waste my time looking at your vanity press rubbish?

    Jealous much, Donkey?

    When are you going to understand that the reason for all of the
    bitterness and animosity at AAPC


    It began when you and you troll thugs tried to drive Stephan Pickering
    and Rachel from the group.

    Case closed.

    It started long before Pickles, Rachel, and I were even here

    Not really.

    Your gang of thugs tried a hostile takeover.

    It didn't succeed.

    Case closed.

    We didn't try to take over anything, Donkey. We only wanted you to stop
    the spam posts.


    You've driven several "generation

    Not at all, they can come and go as they please.


    Really? Show me some posts by them from the past 10 years, delusional
    Donkey.

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  • From George J. Dance@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Tue Jan 28 13:07:53 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 19:48:09 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:
    On Sat, 25 Jan 2025 7:30:46 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Fri, 24 Jan 2025 17:30:33 +0000, Michael Monkey Peakbrain akd
    "HarryLime" wrote:

    On Thu, 23 Jan 2025 1:56:15 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 18:58:18 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 2:20:10 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 15:29:37 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Tue, 14 Jan 2025 17:07:47 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Mon, 13 Jan 2025 18:47:06 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:

    Not only are Team Donkey's members not my enemies, but I see no reason >>>>> why anyone should need allies to engage with them.

    LOL! Remember what happened the last time you your act solo
    rec.music.rock-pop-r+b.1950s. You tried there to pose as the genius
    with the encyplopedic knowledge of 1950s music, but (even though your
    knowledge of 1950s music is more extensive than your knowledge of
    poetry)
    you failed miserably, got your ass kicked and had to come here to start >>>> over.
    Even if you had the brains of a chimp, you'd be smart enough to realize >>>> you
    needed a team this time.

    I left the 50s group for numerous reasons, the most significant being
    that it had become a thoroughly unproductive time sap. I had learned
    all that I could from it, and the arguments were becoming repetitive
    rehashes that served no valuable purpose for me to pursue. Since
    leaving, I have completed and published numerous books (including a 50s
    music book), and a monthly poetry magazine.

    You made the right decision; it is better to put your efforts into
    something more permanent. Please do the same for aapc.

    And, if I felt that I needed a team to participate in this group, I
    would have sided with PJR, Horatio, and Gwyneth, who were infinitely
    more knowledgeable, and better educated than those of "Team Dunce"
    (which at the time consisted of you and your Donkey).

    Like Corey, you did; but PJR, the elitist snob that he was, wanted
    nothing to do with either of you; so it was either leave or join the
    opposition. So you joined the opposition, and helped get rid of him,
    then tried to replace him.
    Unfortunately, you misunderstood and thought the opposition wanted to
    run aapc themselves. I can't speak for the other two, but I don't want
    anyone to run it.

    You nailed it again, George.

    Thanks. PJR's team was quite happy to take in both Corey and Michael as
    allies, but PJR wanted nothing to do with them. So he decided to play
    elitist snob. Of course, he didn't reject them because they weren't
    "good" or "amsart" enough to be on his team - if he only wanted good
    writers and smart thinkers, he wouldn't have had nonentities like Cujo
    de Sockpuppet on it. He wanted meat puppets, yes men who'd be willing to
    stay in subordinate role, not independent thinkers. Independent thinker
    wouls sooner or later disagree with him and challenge his opinions, with
    the result that the fighting would move into his team, and it would
    cease to act as a team.

    It's the same reason that, for all his trying, Corey never made it onto
    Team Mokey, either.

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Tue Jan 28 14:01:14 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 2:23:28 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 1:37:20 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 22:42:48 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 22:08:34 +0000, my Michael monkey boy Pendragon aka
    HarryLime wrote:

    On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 19:39:25 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 18:45:15 +0000, HarryLime aka Michael Green Monkey >>>>> Pendragon wrote:

    On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 2:06:15 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Sun, 26 Jan 2025 20:10:44 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>>>> "HarryLime " wrote:
    On Sun, 26 Jan 2025 2:59:51 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    Hey, Will, do you remember when you formed the aapc facebook group? I'm
    going to take a look myself, but I know if it's listed there. >>>>>>>>
    What's your point?

    Sorry, MMP, but that isn't your concern.

    We've still got rights on the "Official" name. Will called his group >>>>>>>> the "Facebook Edition."

    Actually, it's called "alt.arts.poetry.comments: Official Facebook >>>>>>> Edition." But don't worry about that; no one is going to sue you for the
    "rights" to the name. You can call your facebook group whatever you >>>>>>> wanted.

    And, let's face it; Will's FB group is as devoid of active members as >>>>>>>> Usenet AAPC.

    As Will said, alt.arts.poetry.comments: Official Facebook Edition was >>>>>>> started at least 13 years ago. It's not uncommon for facebook groups to >>>>>>> become less active over time.

    So it's merely a coincidence that both Usenet AACP and your FB Edition >>>>>> of AAPC have seen their membership decline -- whereas the Official AAPC >>>>>> FB Group has seen its membership steadily rise?

    I don't think so.

    Usenet AAPC and its FB Edition are both dominated by Will Donkey;
    whereas the Official AACP FB Group has a "No Donkeys allowed policy." >>>>>>
    IMHO, the presence/absence of Will Donkey is the determining factor. >>>>>>


    The bulk of Usenet AAPC's members now use the Official AAPC page that I
    started.

    I know of three former aapc members ho use your facebook group: you, >>>>>>> Jim, and NG (Team Monkey), Since I can't see who's on our facebook >>>>>>> group, I have no idea how many other former aapc members are there. >>>>>>
    You can look at the back cove

    Why waste my time looking at your vanity press rubbish?

    Jealous much, Donkey?

    When are you going to understand that the reason for all of the >>>>>>>> bitterness and animosity at AAPC


    It began when you and you troll thugs tried to drive Stephan Pickering >>>>> and Rachel from the group.

    Case closed.

    It started long before Pickles, Rachel, and I were even here

    Not really.

    Your gang of thugs tried a hostile takeover.

    It didn't succeed.

    Case closed.

    We didn't try to take over anything, Donkey. We only wanted you to stop
    the spam posts.


    You've driven several "generation

    Not at all, they can come and go as they please.


    Really?

    Of course.

    Show me some posts by them from the past 10 years

    Well, they come and go as they please, and apparently they haven't
    decided to return.

    ๐Ÿ™‚

    LOL!

    IOW they have the potential to come and go; while in actuality they have
    only chosen to exercise the latter option.

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to George J. Dance on Tue Jan 28 14:50:13 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 13:07:49 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 19:48:09 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:
    On Sat, 25 Jan 2025 7:30:46 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Fri, 24 Jan 2025 17:30:33 +0000, Michael Monkey Peakbrain akd
    "HarryLime" wrote:

    On Thu, 23 Jan 2025 1:56:15 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 18:58:18 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 2:20:10 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 15:29:37 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Tue, 14 Jan 2025 17:07:47 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Mon, 13 Jan 2025 18:47:06 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>>>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:

    Not only are Team Donkey's members not my enemies, but I see no reason >>>>>> why anyone should need allies to engage with them.

    LOL! Remember what happened the last time you your act solo
    rec.music.rock-pop-r+b.1950s. You tried there to pose as the genius
    with the encyplopedic knowledge of 1950s music, but (even though your >>>>> knowledge of 1950s music is more extensive than your knowledge of
    poetry)
    you failed miserably, got your ass kicked and had to come here to start >>>>> over.
    Even if you had the brains of a chimp, you'd be smart enough to realize >>>>> you
    needed a team this time.

    I left the 50s group for numerous reasons, the most significant being
    that it had become a thoroughly unproductive time sap. I had learned
    all that I could from it, and the arguments were becoming repetitive
    rehashes that served no valuable purpose for me to pursue. Since
    leaving, I have completed and published numerous books (including a 50s >>>> music book), and a monthly poetry magazine.

    You made the right decision; it is better to put your efforts into
    something more permanent. Please do the same for aapc.

    And, if I felt that I needed a team to participate in this group, I
    would have sided with PJR, Horatio, and Gwyneth, who were infinitely
    more knowledgeable, and better educated than those of "Team Dunce"
    (which at the time consisted of you and your Donkey).

    Like Corey, you did; but PJR, the elitist snob that he was, wanted
    nothing to do with either of you; so it was either leave or join the
    opposition. So you joined the opposition, and helped get rid of him,
    then tried to replace him.
    Unfortunately, you misunderstood and thought the opposition wanted to
    run aapc themselves. I can't speak for the other two, but I don't want
    anyone to run it.

    You nailed it again, George.

    Thanks. PJR's team was quite happy to take in both Corey and Michael as allies, but PJR wanted nothing to do with them.

    You're delusional, George.

    PJR never had a team (unless one counts his friends from his
    alt.net.kooks --but that's a different matter which I'll discuss below).

    PJR considered himself to be one of "the regulars." The regulars were
    actual poets that Will Donkey had not yet driven away. They were not a
    tean, and he was not their leader.

    PJR coined the term "Team Dunce" to signify you and Will - who he
    considered to be illiterate trolls.

    The "kook" site was created to expose Usenet kooks in a humorous manner.
    "Wranglers" would engage in discussions with people in various Usenet
    groups, searching for racists and assorted nutjobs whose buttons were
    easily pressed. They would goad these "kooks" into having a "meltdown"
    online, then cross-post their meltdown to alt.kooks. The other members
    would then join in, creating further meltdowns. They would also give
    out various "awards" to the various "kooks."

    Since you and Will were considered to be "kooks," PJR cross-posted your "meltdowns" to alt.kooks, which brought some of his fellow members (like
    Cujo and Aratzio) here.


    So he decided to play
    elitist snob. Of course, he didn't reject them because they weren't
    "good" or "amsart" enough to be on his team - if he only wanted good
    writers and smart thinkers, he wouldn't have had nonentities like Cujo
    de Sockpuppet on it.

    Whether PJR would have been willing to take Corey and I as allies is a
    moot point, as only PJR would know whether it was true.

    He did attempt to steer me away from "Team Dunce," wondering aloud how I
    would feel when I realized that my "teammates" were illiterate buffoons.
    Unfortunately, I mistook PJR's behavior as abusive, whereas he was he
    was actually retaliating against the group trolls.

    I have since offered a public apology to PJR.


    He wanted meat puppets, yes men who'd be willing to
    stay in subordinate role, not independent thinkers.

    Again, a moot point, as only PJR would know what PJR wanted.

    I can, however, state with certainty that he did not want anyone to be defending, supporting, and further enabling the trolls -- which is what
    I had unwittingly done.

    Independent thinker
    wouls sooner or later disagree with him and challenge his opinions, with
    the result that the fighting would move into his team, and it would
    cease to act as a team.

    Again, PJR never had a "team." He considered Gwyneth and Horatio to be "regulars," but they were obviously independent thinkers, and largely
    ignored the trolls (Team Dunce).

    PJR lumped me in with "Team Dunce" because I was openly trolling him and
    his friends from alt.kooks. (Again, I had swallowed your story that
    alt.kooks were a group of Usenet "thugs" who bullied and harassed Usenet posters for fun. You'd actually claimed that they did it to blackmail
    them, but even I was never *that* gullible.)

    As to "playing the snob," I fully believe that PJR is a literary snob
    who peppers his verses with snippets of Greek and Latin, and continually alludes to classical music. Not that I have any problem with such
    snobbery. Poetry is no longer a popular artform, but one that plays to intellectuals and academics -- such "elitist" allusions are merely a
    form of catering to one's audience.


    It's the same reason that, for all his trying, Corey never made it onto
    Team Mokey, either.

    Were there such a thing as "Team Monkey," Corey would have been welcomed
    as a member. But there was never any such thing as "Team Monkey." What
    you call "Team Monkey" was simply the latest group of "regulars" -- a
    group of individuals who acted independently of one another. The only
    thing the so-called "Team" had in common was their dislike of the
    practices of Will Donkey and his socks, who buried any legitimate, poetry-related conversations under an endless barrage of mutual
    slurp-posts and spam.

    Corey, btw, is a participating member of the Official AAPC FB Group, and
    has several poems appearing in our forthcoming year-end issue.

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  • From George J. Dance@21:1/5 to HarryLime on Tue Jan 28 14:44:25 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 18:45:15 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 2:06:15 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Sun, 26 Jan 2025 20:10:44 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
    "HarryLime " wrote:
    On Sun, 26 Jan 2025 2:59:51 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    Hey, Will, do you remember when yuu formed the aapc facebook group? I'm >>>> going to take a look myself, but I know if it's listed there.

    What's your point?

    Sorry, MMP, but that isn's your concern.

    We've still got rights on the "Official" name. Will called his group
    the "Facebook Edition."

    Actually, it's called "alt.arts.poetry.comments: Official Facebook
    Edition." But don't worry about that; no one is going to sue you for the
    "rights" to the name. You can call your facebook group whatever you
    wanted.

    And, let's face it; Will's FB group is as devoid of active members as
    Usenet AAPC.

    As Will said, alt.arts.poetry.comments: Official Facebook Edition was
    started at least 13 years ago. It's not unommnn for facebook groups to
    become less active over time.

    So it's merely a coincidence that both Usenet AACP and your FB Edition
    of AAPC have seen their membership decline --

    No, Lying Michael. I said that it happens to all groups, no matter where
    they are; people develop other interests and go on to do other things.
    On aapc, of course, there's the further complications that it's an open
    group, that keeps getting infested by trolls, and that it lost its main
    web portal, so the decline in active participants was more dramatic; but
    just because facebook doesn't have either problem, doesn't mean that
    everyone who posts on a group there is going to keep posting on that
    group forever.

    whereas the Official AAPC
    FB Group has seen its membership steadily rise?

    MMP: I have no reason to think that the number of active participants on
    your facebook group is rising or falling or staying the same; I have no
    way of seeing for myself, and I'm certainly not going to take your word
    for it, just as I don't take your word for anything.

    I don't think so.

    I wouldn't either it's an obvious "straw man" - which is why you tried
    to pretend it's what I thought.

    Usenet AAPC and its FB Edition are both dominated by Will Donkey;
    whereas the Official AACP FB Group has a "No Donkeys allowed policy."

    Sure; Will Dockery has a "No Team Monkey" policy. That's the nature of facebook; the groups on it are closed, moderated groups (unlike the alt.
    groups here).

    IMHO, the presence/absence of Will Donkey is the determining factor.

    That's silly. Test your opinion by comparing aapc to any other alt group
    that Will Dockery doesn't post on: you'll see the same slow decline over
    the years, and the same rapid decline after the loss of google support.
    It's fun to think your main adversary caused it all, but (as I said)
    silly).

    The bulk of Usenet AAPC's members now use the Official AAPC page that I
    started.

    I know of three former aapc members ho use your facebook group: you,
    Jim, and NG (Team Monkey), Since I can't see who's on our facebook
    group, I have no idea how many other former aapc members are there.

    You can look at the back cover of our AYoS 2023 ed., on Amazon, and/or
    you can wait for the 2024 ed. to print, and view its back cover there as well.

    Fair enough, if you wish to argue the point - you claim that everyone
    who posts on your fb group is included in your chapbook, whether they
    want to be or not, so that's a good way of


    but that would take me a day or two, to make the lists of members for
    each year, and in the meantime you'd have written dozens of trollposts, disrupting dozens of threads here, which I wouldn't be able to deal with
    - and when I come back with my results, you and Will would have both
    moved on to something else. If you give me your word that you'll stop
    flaming until I've completed my research, then I could go take the time
    and effort; I'll trust you on that point, as I'm sure you think the
    results will support you.

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Tue Jan 28 14:55:36 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 14:01:55 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 13:07:49 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 19:48:09 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:
    On Sat, 25 Jan 2025 7:30:46 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Fri, 24 Jan 2025 17:30:33 +0000, Michael Monkey Peakbrain akd
    "HarryLime" wrote:

    On Thu, 23 Jan 2025 1:56:15 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 18:58:18 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 2:20:10 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 15:29:37 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Tue, 14 Jan 2025 17:07:47 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Mon, 13 Jan 2025 18:47:06 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:

    Not only are Team Donkey's members not my enemies, but I see no reason >>>>>>> why anyone should need allies to engage with them.

    LOL! Remember what happened the last time you your act solo
    rec.music.rock-pop-r+b.1950s. You tried there to pose as the genius >>>>>> with the encyplopedic knowledge of 1950s music, but (even though your >>>>>> knowledge of 1950s music is more extensive than your knowledge of
    poetry)
    you failed miserably, got your ass kicked and had to come here to start >>>>>> over.
    Even if you had the brains of a chimp, you'd be smart enough to realize >>>>>> you
    needed a team this time.

    I left the 50s group for numerous reasons, the most significant being >>>>> that it had become a thoroughly unproductive time sap. I had learned >>>>> all that I could from it, and the arguments were becoming repetitive >>>>> rehashes that served no valuable purpose for me to pursue. Since
    leaving, I have completed and published numerous books (including a 50s >>>>> music book), and a monthly poetry magazine.

    You made the right decision; it is better to put your efforts into
    something more permanent. Please do the same for aapc.

    And, if I felt that I needed a team to participate in this group, I
    would have sided with PJR, Horatio, and Gwyneth, who were infinitely >>>>> more knowledgeable, and better educated than those of "Team Dunce"
    (which at the time consisted of you and your Donkey).

    Like Corey, you did; but PJR, the elitist snob that he was, wanted
    nothing to do with either of you; so it was either leave or join the
    opposition. So you joined the opposition, and helped get rid of him,
    then tried to replace him.
    Unfortunately, you misunderstood and thought the opposition wanted to
    run aapc themselves. I can't speak for the other two, but I don't want >>>> anyone to run it.

    You nailed it again, George.

    Thanks. PJR's team was quite happy to take in both Corey and Michael as
    allies, but PJR wanted nothing to do with them. So he decided to play
    elitist snob. Of course, he didn't reject them because they weren't
    "good" or "amsart" enough to be on his team - if he only wanted good
    writers and smart thinkers, he wouldn't have had nonentities like Cujo
    de Sockpuppet on it. He wanted meat puppets, yes men who'd be willing to
    stay in subordinate role, not independent thinkers. Independent thinker
    wouls sooner or later disagree with him and challenge his opinions, with
    the result that the fighting would move into his team, and it would
    cease to act as a team.

    It's the same reason that, for all his trying, Corey never made it onto
    Team Mokey, either.

    An update, Corry is alive and apparently well and posting on Facebook
    again.

    I'm not sure if he understands how to get here and post from here,
    though.

    Corey's ten times as intelligent as you, Donkey. I'm sure that if he
    wanted to post here, he'd already be doing so.

    Corey, like everyone else you've driven away, now posts in the Official
    AAPC FB Group.

    That's something you really need to understand. AAPC has officially
    moved to FB.

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Tue Jan 28 16:05:02 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 15:13:40 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    No, Pendragon, you're either confused, delusional or simply
    bullshitting.

    alt.arts.poetry.comments is and always has been a Usenet newsgroup.

    a.a.p.c. can be found at Nova BBS:

    https://www.novabbs.com/arts/thread.php?group=alt.arts.poetry.comments

    Or at JLA Forums:

    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655

    HTH and HAND.

    There's no one left here, Will. You've driven them all away.

    --

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to George J. Dance on Tue Jan 28 16:02:47 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 14:44:20 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 18:45:15 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 2:06:15 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Sun, 26 Jan 2025 20:10:44 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
    "HarryLime " wrote:
    On Sun, 26 Jan 2025 2:59:51 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    Hey, Will, do you remember when yuu formed the aapc facebook group? I'm >>>>> going to take a look myself, but I know if it's listed there.

    What's your point?

    Sorry, MMP, but that isn's your concern.

    We've still got rights on the "Official" name. Will called his group
    the "Facebook Edition."

    Actually, it's called "alt.arts.poetry.comments: Official Facebook
    Edition." But don't worry about that; no one is going to sue you for the >>> "rights" to the name. You can call your facebook group whatever you
    wanted.

    And, let's face it; Will's FB group is as devoid of active members as
    Usenet AAPC.

    As Will said, alt.arts.poetry.comments: Official Facebook Edition was
    started at least 13 years ago. It's not unommnn for facebook groups to
    become less active over time.

    So it's merely a coincidence that both Usenet AACP and your FB Edition
    of AAPC have seen their membership decline --

    No, Lying Michael. I said that it happens to all groups, no matter where
    they are; people develop other interests and go on to do other things.
    On aapc, of course, there's the further complications that it's an open group, that keeps getting infested by trolls, and that it lost its main
    web portal, so the decline in active participants was more dramatic; but
    just because facebook doesn't have either problem, doesn't mean that
    everyone who posts on a group there is going to keep posting on that
    group forever.

    Nothing lasts forever, George.

    It is, however, telling that the Official AAPC FB Group has many of the
    former Usenet AAPC members among its active participants.

    People didn't leave Usenet AAPC because they developed further
    interests, etc.

    AAPC *transferred* itself from Usenet to FB.

    whereas the Official AAPC
    FB Group has seen its membership steadily rise?

    MMP: I have no reason to think that the number of active participants on
    your facebook group is rising or falling or staying the same; I have no
    way of seeing for myself, and I'm certainly not going to take your word
    for it, just as I don't take your word for anything.

    You do have a means of seeing for yourself, George. Since we include
    all of our members in our year-end print issue, you can *see* who are
    actively posting members are by looking at our various issues on Amazon.

    I don't think so.

    I wouldn't either it's an obvious "straw man" - which is why you tried
    to pretend it's what I thought.

    It was a rhetorical question, paranoid George. I wasn't actually saying
    it was what you thought.


    Usenet AAPC and its FB Edition are both dominated by Will Donkey;
    whereas the Official AACP FB Group has a "No Donkeys allowed policy."

    Sure; Will Dockery has a "No Team Monkey" policy. That's the nature of facebook; the groups on it are closed, moderated groups (unlike the alt. groups here).

    IMHO, the presence/absence of Will Donkey is the determining factor.

    That's silly. Test your opinion by comparing aapc to any other alt group
    that Will Dockery doesn't post on: you'll see the same slow decline over
    the years, and the same rapid decline after the loss of google support.
    It's fun to think your main adversary caused it all, but (as I said)
    silly).

    You're mistaken, again, George.

    Usenet AAPC's membership has gone up and down over the years. It was at
    a new high when "The Sunday Sampler" was a regular feature.

    Its membership dropped, a little, when Will Donkey and his socks closed
    "The Sunday Sampler" down with their incessant whinings, accusations,
    and interruptions.

    It dropped down to its present low when Google Groups shut down.

    At that point, the remaining members could have switched to a free
    Newsreader like Novabbs, or joined Will Donkey's FB Edition.

    They chose, instead, to join the Official AAPC FB Group because it
    offered a Donkey-free environment.


    The bulk of Usenet AAPC's members now use the Official AAPC page that I >>>> started.

    I know of three former aapc members ho use your facebook group: you,
    Jim, and NG (Team Monkey), Since I can't see who's on our facebook
    group, I have no idea how many other former aapc members are there.

    You can look at the back cover of our AYoS 2023 ed., on Amazon, and/or
    you can wait for the 2024 ed. to print, and view its back cover there as
    well.

    Fair enough, if you wish to argue the point - you claim that everyone
    who posts on your fb group is included in your chapbook, whether they
    want to be or not, so that's a good way of

    You've broken off in mid-sentence, George.

    As to your claim that they are included "whether they want to be or
    not," it's a bald faced lie.

    Our Group's FB page clearly states that it is an interactive Poetry
    Journal wherein one submits poetry by posting it to our page.

    No one from the Official AAPC Group has ever complained that their
    poetry was published -- either in our monthly, online journal, or in our
    annual year-end print anthology.




    but that would take me a day or two, to make the lists of members for
    each year, and in the meantime you'd have written dozens of trollposts, disrupting dozens of threads here, which I wouldn't be able to deal with
    - and when I come back with my results, you and Will would have both
    moved on to something else. If you give me your word that you'll stop
    flaming until I've completed my research, then I could go take the time
    and effort; I'll trust you on that point, as I'm sure you think the
    results will support you.

    I can't promise to stop something that I haven't been doing.

    Nor do I see why it should take you several days to cross check the contributing authors listed on our previous issue's back covers. We've
    only had four issues, and most of the same members appear in multiple
    issues.

    I'll do you a favor and list them for you:

    Issue One: Robert Burrows, Karen Tellefsen, Michael Pendragon, George J.
    Dance, ME, Mabool, Dental River, Kevin Fries, NancyGene, J.D. Senetto

    Issue Two: Louise Charlton Webster, Robert Burrows, Michael Pendragon,
    May Lene Reodique, George J. Dance, ME, Mabool, Ash Wurthing, Ecthrois
    Grimm, NancyGene, Richard Oakley, Karen Tellefsen, J.D. Senetto

    Issue Three: Louise Charlton Webster, Robert Burrows, Michael Pendragon, Mabool, Ash Wurthing, NancyGene, Hieronymous Corey, Karen Tellefsen,
    Carlos Deleon, Alonzo-zO-Gross, J.D. Senetto

    Issue Four: Louise Charlton Webster, Robert Burrows, Michael Pendragon,
    Joseph Danoski, Rishard Oakley, Last Dance, Ecthrois Grimm, Mabool, Ash Wurthing, NancyGene, Carlos Deleon, Don Lee, J.D. Senetto

    And, in our forthcoming issue:

    Issue Five: Louise Charlton Webster, Robert Burrows, Michael Pendragon,
    Richard Oakley, Scott Thomas, Trinity-memyandi L. Venter, J.D. Senetto,
    Last Dance, Ecthrois Grimm, Devin Anderson, Kevin Fries, Karen
    Tellefsen, Carlos Deleon, Jefferson Carter, Paul R. Cordeiro, NancyGene, Wenceslas Kabeba, Hieronynous Corey, Robert Cabeen, Bruce Boston, Joseph Danoski, Stephen Brooke, Ruth Housman, Ash Wurthing

    As you can see, Issue Five shows a large jump in membership -- including several poets whose names you might be familiar with.

    --

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  • From George J. Dance@21:1/5 to HarryLime on Tue Jan 28 16:36:50 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 14:50:07 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 13:07:49 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 19:48:09 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:
    On Sat, 25 Jan 2025 7:30:46 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Fri, 24 Jan 2025 17:30:33 +0000, Michael Monkey Peakbrain akd
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Thu, 23 Jan 2025 1:56:15 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 18:58:18 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 2:20:10 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 15:29:37 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Tue, 14 Jan 2025 17:07:47 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Mon, 13 Jan 2025 18:47:06 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:

    Not only are Team Donkey's members not my enemies, but I see no reason >>>>>>> why anyone should need allies to engage with them.

    LOL! Remember what happened the last time you your act solo
    rec.music.rock-pop-r+b.1950s. You tried there to pose as the genius >>>>>> with the encyplopedic knowledge of 1950s music, but (even though your >>>>>> knowledge of 1950s music is more extensive than your knowledge of
    poetry)
    you failed miserably, got your ass kicked and had to come here to start >>>>>> over.
    Even if you had the brains of a chimp, you'd be smart enough to realize >>>>>> you
    needed a team this time.

    I left the 50s group for numerous reasons, the most significant being >>>>> that it had become a thoroughly unproductive time sap. I had learned >>>>> all that I could from it, and the arguments were becoming repetitive >>>>> rehashes that served no valuable purpose for me to pursue. Since
    leaving, I have completed and published numerous books (including a 50s >>>>> music book), and a monthly poetry magazine.

    You made the right decision; it is better to put your efforts into
    something more permanent. Please do the same for aapc.

    And, if I felt that I needed a team to participate in this group, I
    would have sided with PJR, Horatio, and Gwyneth, who were infinitely >>>>> more knowledgeable, and better educated than those of "Team Dunce"
    (which at the time consisted of you and your Donkey).

    Like Corey, you did; but PJR, the elitist snob that he was, wanted
    nothing to do with either of you; so it was either leave or join the
    opposition. So you joined the opposition, and helped get rid of him,
    then tried to replace him.
    Unfortunately, you misunderstood and thought the opposition wanted to
    run aapc themselves. I can't speak for the other two, but I don't want >>>> anyone to run it.

    You nailed it again, George.

    Thanks. PJR's team was quite happy to take in both Corey and Michael as
    allies, but PJR wanted nothing to do with them.

    You're delusional, George.

    PJR never had a team (unless one counts his friends from his
    alt.net.kooks --but that's a different matter which I'll discuss below).

    Nonsense, MMP. At that time he still had two alt.koos - Aratzio, who
    finally moved on, and Cujo de Sockpupput, who moved with you to your
    facebook group - but he also had the "Shit People" - Gamble, Houstman,
    sherman, and Evans - and the three women they recruited onto aapc:
    Karla, Gwyneth, and Cythera. (Out of deference to your tender
    sensibilities, I'm using their chosen identifiers rather than my own.)

    PJR considered himself to be one of "the regulars." The regulars were
    actual poets that Will Donkey had not yet driven away. They were not a
    tean, and he was not their leader.

    Some of his "regulars" were actual poets (like all the ones I've given
    above) - some of them were
    They weren't his flunkies, in the way Jim and NG were your flunkies; but
    they were his echo chamber and his back-up flamers. It isn't necessary
    that a team be composed only of flunkies. It's probably true that they
    would have preferred to play poet and let PJR protect them from their

    PJR coined the term "Team Dunce" to signify you and Will - who he
    considered to be illiterate trolls.

    He also put Chuck Lysaght and Tom Bishop on that list, before their
    deaths; and various other people over the years. But it's ridiculous; we
    never never acted as a team in any way. Will, for instance, doesn't do
    back-up flaming; he only responds to attacks on his own threads. The
    only person I know whom I can remember doing back-up flaming for me is
    you; othwerwise I've been on my own here. "Team Dunce" was just PJR's
    "enemies list" and nothing else.

    The "kook" site was created to expose Usenet kooks in a humorous manner.
    "Wranglers" would engage in discussions with people in various Usenet groups, searching for racists and assorted nutjobs whose buttons were
    easily pressed. They would goad these "kooks" into having a "meltdown" online, then cross-post their meltdown to alt.kooks. The other members
    would then join in, creating further meltdowns. They would also give
    out various "awards" to the various "kooks."

    I'm aware of that, and I've written about the same thing; it's in their archives. By the time I arrived, though, members of the group were
    priaarily doing the same thing to non-kooss (like the lawyer who later
    took them to court and ended the group as a significant player).

    What PJR did, when he got control of the group as FNVW, was bring them
    into RAP and aapc, and use them against anyone he considered an enemy -
    his "enemies list" as I said.

    Since you and Will were considered to be "kooks," PJR cross-posted your "meltdowns" to alt.kooks, which brought some of his fellow members (like
    Cujo and Aratzio) here.

    Maybe he did consider everyone he used alt.kooks against to be a "kook,"
    but that includes a lot of people who obviously weren't. Either he was
    the delusional one, or he was misusing the group.

    So he decided to play
    elitist snob. Of course, he didn't reject them because they weren't
    "good" or "amsart" enough to be on his team - if he only wanted good
    writers and smart thinkers, he wouldn't have had nonentities like Cujo
    de Sockpuppet on it.

    Whether PJR would have been willing to take Corey and I as allies is a
    moot point, as only PJR would know whether it was true.

    All one has to do is read his posts to and about both of you; he
    considered the two of you as equally illiterate and kooky. That's how he treated anyone who wasn't an ally. Most of the people he treated that
    way left - he "drove them away" as Will puts it. Will, of course, never
    left, which is why he attracted more and more of their heat.

    He did attempt to steer me away from "Team Dunce," wondering aloud how I would feel when I realized that my "teammates" were illiterate buffoons.
    Unfortunately, I mistook PJR's behavior as abusive, whereas he was he
    was actually retaliating against the group trolls.

    Of course he was deliberately abusive to you: he called you names,
    flamed your poetry, and even called you an illiterate buffoon when it
    suited him. Hw sis nor xonaiswe you (or Corey) to be a poet, and he did
    not want you as an ally. Deal with it.

    I have since offered a public apology to PJR.

    And his reply was? __________________________

    He wanted meat puppets, yes men who'd be willing to
    stay in subordinate role, not independent thinkers.

    Again, a moot point, as only PJR would know what PJR wanted.

    It's stupid to say you can't judge a person's thoughts by what they do.
    You, for instance, inferred from his flaming of Will and me that he was
    giving you friendly advice (which is silly, as he was in no way your
    friend). Judging a person's thoughts by their actions is in fact more
    reliable than judging them by what they tell you about them.

    I can, however, state with certainty that he did not want anyone to be defending, supporting, and further enabling the trolls -- which is what
    I had unwittingly done.

    Of course a team of trolls, like he successfully aseembled and you
    copied with your Team Monkey, don't want rival teams. Their preferred
    M.O. is to attack one person at a time.



    Independent thinker
    wouls sooner or later disagree with him and challenge his opinions, with
    the result that the fighting would move into his team, and it would
    cease to act as a team.

    Again, PJR never had a "team." He considered Gwyneth and Horatio to be "regulars," but they were obviously independent thinkers, and largely
    ignored the trolls (Team Dunce).

    PJR lumped me in with "Team Dunce" because I was openly trolling him and
    his friends from alt.kooks. (Again, I had swallowed your story that alt.kooks were a group of Usenet "thugs" who bullied and harassed Usenet posters for fun. You'd actually claimed that they did it to blackmail
    them, but even I was never *that* gullible.)

    As to "playing the snob," I fully believe that PJR is a literary snob
    who peppers his verses with snippets of Greek and Latin, and continually alludes to classical music. Not that I have any problem with such
    snobbery. Poetry is no longer a popular artform, but one that plays to intellectuals and academics -- such "elitist" allusions are merely a
    form of catering to one's audience.

    Good; I'm glad that our conclusions agree about something. The only disagreement I have is with your last line. Sych elitist behavior is
    primarly a way to try to convince your antagonist of your superiority to
    him - the effect on the audience is secondary.

    It's the same reason that, for all his trying, Corey never made it onto
    Team Mokey, either.

    Were there such a thing as "Team Monkey".

    As I said, it's as real (and as imaginary) as "Team Donkey"). Team
    Monkey was you, Jim, and NG - you formed it in in 2017 to attack Stephan
    (whom NG was trolling) and Will (whom Jim was by then trolling). I see
    that I'll have to write about it more. But there's no reason to bury it
    down here in a thread no one's likely to see; I'll have to put it on a stand-alone thread, just like your misrepresenttions of /April/
    magazine.

    Corey would have been welcomed > as a member.

    By you, I'm sure; but Jim hated him, and NG (who supported Jim) didn't
    want him either. You couldn't have both of them. And, as I said, Corey
    would not have been content to be a mere flunkie, but would have ended
    up

    But there was never any such thing as "Team Monkey." What
    you call "Team Monkey" was simply the latest group of "regulars" -- a
    group of individuals who acted independently of one another.

    One could call you and Jim "regulars" because he'd been posting his
    poetry here forever, and you'd been posting yours - but it's silly to
    call NG one. They were here to troll Stephan and nothing else.

    The only
    thing the so-called "Team" had in common was their dislike of the
    practices of Will Donkey and his socks, who buried any legitimate, poetry-related conversations under an endless barrage of mutual
    slurp-posts and spam.

    Now, that may have been your own reason for disliking Will - that he was burying your "work" -- or it may have just been a story you cooked up to
    give Jim a reason to troll and flame Will. I've seen you repeat is to
    often that I suspect it's the latter.

    Corey, btw, is a participating member of the Official AAPC FB Group, and
    has several poems appearing in our forthcoming year-end issue.

    As I said, I'll check the back of your book covers later, if you'll give
    me the time. As is, I'm spending too much time correcting your
    misinformation, and don't intend to go off on any fact-checking projects
    while you continue your flaming of the few AAPC regulars left here.

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to George J. Dance on Tue Jan 28 18:24:16 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 16:36:47 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 14:50:07 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 13:07:49 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 19:48:09 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:
    On Sat, 25 Jan 2025 7:30:46 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Fri, 24 Jan 2025 17:30:33 +0000, Michael Monkey Peakbrain akd
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Thu, 23 Jan 2025 1:56:15 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 18:58:18 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 2:20:10 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 15:29:37 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka >>>>>>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Tue, 14 Jan 2025 17:07:47 +0000, George J. Dance wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 13 Jan 2025 18:47:06 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:

    Not only are Team Donkey's members not my enemies, but I see no reason >>>>>>>> why anyone should need allies to engage with them.

    LOL! Remember what happened the last time you your act solo
    rec.music.rock-pop-r+b.1950s. You tried there to pose as the genius >>>>>>> with the encyplopedic knowledge of 1950s music, but (even though your >>>>>>> knowledge of 1950s music is more extensive than your knowledge of >>>>>>> poetry)
    you failed miserably, got your ass kicked and had to come here to start >>>>>>> over.
    Even if you had the brains of a chimp, you'd be smart enough to realize >>>>>>> you
    needed a team this time.

    I left the 50s group for numerous reasons, the most significant being >>>>>> that it had become a thoroughly unproductive time sap. I had learned >>>>>> all that I could from it, and the arguments were becoming repetitive >>>>>> rehashes that served no valuable purpose for me to pursue. Since
    leaving, I have completed and published numerous books (including a 50s >>>>>> music book), and a monthly poetry magazine.

    You made the right decision; it is better to put your efforts into
    something more permanent. Please do the same for aapc.

    And, if I felt that I needed a team to participate in this group, I >>>>>> would have sided with PJR, Horatio, and Gwyneth, who were infinitely >>>>>> more knowledgeable, and better educated than those of "Team Dunce" >>>>>> (which at the time consisted of you and your Donkey).

    Like Corey, you did; but PJR, the elitist snob that he was, wanted
    nothing to do with either of you; so it was either leave or join the >>>>> opposition. So you joined the opposition, and helped get rid of him, >>>>> then tried to replace him.
    Unfortunately, you misunderstood and thought the opposition wanted to >>>>> run aapc themselves. I can't speak for the other two, but I don't want >>>>> anyone to run it.

    You nailed it again, George.

    Thanks. PJR's team was quite happy to take in both Corey and Michael as
    allies, but PJR wanted nothing to do with them.

    You're delusional, George.

    PJR never had a team (unless one counts his friends from his
    alt.net.kooks --but that's a different matter which I'll discuss below).

    Nonsense, MMP. At that time he still had two alt.koos - Aratzio, who
    finally moved on, and Cujo de Sockpupput, who moved with you to your
    facebook group - but he also had the "Shit People" - Gamble, Houstman, sherman, and Evans - and the three women they recruited onto aapc:
    Karla, Gwyneth, and Cythera. (Out of deference to your tender
    sensibilities, I'm using their chosen identifiers rather than my own.)

    Since you were claiming that "PJR's team was quite happy to take in both
    Corey and (myself)," I'm only listing members of PJR's alleged "team" at
    that time.

    The other "members" you list were all long gone before my arrival. IIRC
    there was a Bill(?) Evans who posted briefly during my first or second
    year here, but he was friendly to both you and your Donkey.


    PJR considered himself to be one of "the regulars." The regulars were
    actual poets that Will Donkey had not yet driven away. They were not a
    tean, and he was not their leader.

    Some of his "regulars" were actual poets (like all the ones I've given
    above) - some of them were
    They weren't his flunkies, in the way Jim and NG were your flunkies; but
    they were his echo chamber and his back-up flamers. It isn't necessary
    that a team be composed only of flunkies. It's probably true that they
    would have preferred to play poet and let PJR protect them from their

    You've left off mid-sentence again, George. You're starting to remind
    me of former President Biden during his recent debates.

    I really don't care how you differentiate between "flunkies" and "echo-chamber"/"back-up flamers." I'm aware that you've compiled an
    ongoing lexicon of petty names and descriptions for everyone who's ever
    posted here (your Donkey excepted, of course), but these are of no
    interest to anyone but yourself.

    PJR didn't have a "Team." I do not have a "Team."

    The only time I was a member of a "Team," is when you convinced me that
    PJR was a "thug" who trolled the group with the intent of shutting it
    down. When I discovered how things really were, I turned in my "Team
    Dunce" membership card.


    PJR coined the term "Team Dunce" to signify you and Will - who he
    considered to be illiterate trolls.

    He also put Chuck Lysaght and Tom Bishop on that list, before their
    deaths; and various other people over the years. But it's ridiculous; we never never acted as a team in any way. Will, for instance, doesn't do back-up flaming; he only responds to attacks on his own threads.

    No true, George.

    Will has been backing you "Well put, George!" in this very thread --
    which he did not start.

    As to Mssrs. Lysaght and Bishop, they were before my time. However, I'm
    sure that you've tricked many people into joining "Team Dunce" over the
    years.

    After all, you cordially greet all of the new members who come here --
    whereas PJR did not. And since PJR (at least when I was here) usually
    came around simply to flame all of the "Team Dunce" members (and people
    like Corey who didn't shun them), it was easy to believe that he, and
    not your Donkey, was the troll.


    The
    only person I know whom I can remember doing back-up flaming for me is
    you; othwerwise I've been on my own here. "Team Dunce" was just PJR's "enemies list" and nothing else.

    Both Will and his sock (Stinky George) have backed you on innumerable
    threads.



    The "kook" site was created to expose Usenet kooks in a humorous manner.
    "Wranglers" would engage in discussions with people in various Usenet
    groups, searching for racists and assorted nutjobs whose buttons were
    easily pressed. They would goad these "kooks" into having a "meltdown"
    online, then cross-post their meltdown to alt.kooks. The other members
    would then join in, creating further meltdowns. They would also give
    out various "awards" to the various "kooks."

    I'm aware of that, and I've written about the same thing; it's in their archives. By the time I arrived, though, members of the group were
    priaarily doing the same thing to non-kooss (like the lawyer who later
    took them to court and ended the group as a significant player).

    What PJR did, when he got control of the group as FNVW, was bring them
    into RAP and aapc, and use them against anyone he considered an enemy -
    his "enemies list" as I said.

    That's ridiculous, George.

    PJR came to AAPC and RAP because he is a poet. He found some kooks here (notably you and your Donkey -- and later, myself, when I was stupid
    enough to believe you), and proceeded to make you his "chew toys."



    Since you and Will were considered to be "kooks," PJR cross-posted your
    "meltdowns" to alt.kooks, which brought some of his fellow members (like
    Cujo and Aratzio) here.

    Maybe he did consider everyone he used alt.kooks against to be a "kook,"
    but that includes a lot of people who obviously weren't. Either he was
    the delusional one, or he was misusing the group.

    AFAICS, his choices were correct.

    He attacked people who weren't kooks, but that doesn't mean that he was awarding tinfoil caps.

    You are, and I say this as respectfully and non-combatively as possible,
    most definitely a kook. You think that you're a great poet, get
    butt-hurt if someone doesn't heap unqualified praises on your work,
    believe that everyone else is involved in some vast conspiracy against
    you, and retaliate by calling everyone by childish names.

    I'm sure that PJR had a lot of fun hearing you whine about how various
    "Teams" were persecuting you and your Donkey over the years.

    Hell, you even came out in support of MENSA in order to back up a total
    nutjob like the late, unlamented Pickles.


    So he decided to play
    elitist snob. Of course, he didn't reject them because they weren't
    "good" or "amsart" enough to be on his team - if he only wanted good
    writers and smart thinkers, he wouldn't have had nonentities like Cujo
    de Sockpuppet on it.

    Whether PJR would have been willing to take Corey and I as allies is a
    moot point, as only PJR would know whether it was true.

    All one has to do is read his posts to and about both of you; he
    considered the two of you as equally illiterate and kooky. That's how he treated anyone who wasn't an ally. Most of the people he treated that
    way left - he "drove them away" as Will puts it. Will, of course, never
    left, which is why he attracted more and more of their heat.

    You've got things backwards there, George.

    When Will first came to AAPC (approx. 25 years ago), Google Groups had
    just picked up Usenet Groups -- changing their basic dynamic: Usenet
    Groups had originally been limited to professional writers, historians, experts, etc., who subscribed to Newsreaders. Google Groups made these
    groups available to the rabble.

    Invariably, each group attracted its share of narcissistic personality
    types who felt that they were experts on that particular group's topic,
    and proceeded to dominate the group by making incessant posts wherein
    they exhibited their amazing knowledge of the same.

    Initially, the professionals tolerated the riff-raff, choosing to ignore
    them, rather than to get caught up in flame wars (hence the well known
    "Don't Feed the Trolls" policy). This worked for many of the trolls,
    however, stubborn troll types like your Donkey only doubled down on
    their efforts to dominate the group.

    Eventually, the Donkeys won out. A Donkey will always win out, because
    a Donkey will only keep increasing its jackassery until everyone else
    has given up and left.

    In the case of your particular Donkey; he was an illiterate buffoon who attempted to hijack every thread, and to cram his incompetent "poetry"
    down everyone else's throats. Granted, he didn't come here to
    intentionally piss people off -- but his utter lack of netiquette
    achieved the same end.

    PJR was the last of the first wave of members who joined the Usenet
    group once the Internet opened it up. He had associated with the
    original experts, and with the second generation poets who joined at the
    same time as himself. When Will had driven everyone away, PJR took to
    dropping by sporadically to 1) smack Will around, and 2) to try to take
    the group back for the regulars.



    He did attempt to steer me away from "Team Dunce," wondering aloud how I
    would feel when I realized that my "teammates" were illiterate buffoons.
    Unfortunately, I mistook PJR's behavior as abusive, whereas he was he
    was actually retaliating against the group trolls.

    Of course he was deliberately abusive to you: he called you names,
    flamed your poetry, and even called you an illiterate buffoon when it
    suited him. Hw sis nor xonaiswe you (or Corey) to be a poet, and he did
    not want you as an ally. Deal with it.

    Yes, he was deliberately abusive to me. I saw him as a troll, believed
    your stories about alt.kooks being a pack of Usenet "thugs," and
    attacked him.

    To say that he didn't want me as an ally (and I'm sure that he didn't)
    is beside the point. PJR never had a "Team" and therefore wasn't
    interested in recruiting teammates.

    I like to think that PJR came to be somewhat fond of me over the as, as
    I have come to be so regarding him. However, if such is not the case,
    so be it.


    I have since offered a public apology to PJR.

    And his reply was? __________________________

    IDK. Probably something along the lines of "I still won't go out with
    you."

    He wanted meat puppets, yes men who'd be willing to
    stay in subordinate role, not independent thinkers.

    Again, a moot point, as only PJR would know what PJR wanted.

    It's stupid to say you can't judge a person's thoughts by what they do.
    You, for instance, inferred from his flaming of Will and me that he was giving you friendly advice (which is silly, as he was in no way your
    friend). Judging a person's thoughts by their actions is in fact more reliable than judging them by what they tell you about them.

    WTF are you spewing, George?

    I said that *you* are the one who had misinformed me about PJR; and that
    it is impossible for either of us to know what PJR thought.

    As to whether PJR was my friend, that's a matter of subjectivity.

    I like to think of us as friendly adversaries in a series of ongoing
    debates. If PJR thinks differently, that's his subjective opinion.

    PJR's opinion won't change mine (based on how I felt about him), anymore
    than my opinion will change his (based on his feelings toward me).

    Online relationships can be complicated, and multi-faceted, George. Not everything is good/bad, black/white, them/us, George Dance/The World as
    you purport.


    I can, however, state with certainty that he did not want anyone to be
    defending, supporting, and further enabling the trolls -- which is what
    I had unwittingly done.

    Of course a team of trolls, like he successfully aseembled and you
    copied with your Team Monkey, don't want rival teams. Their preferred
    M.O. is to attack one person at a time.

    There were no such "Teams," George.

    What you mistakenly call "Team Monkey" came about primarily as the
    result of three separated, but interrelated, events that occurred at
    about the same time:

    1) Will conned Jim out of $50, effectively polarizing the group, 2) I
    began to see the real Will come forward -- both through his various autobiographical posts (primarily on your Wiki) and through his
    interactions with NancyGene, ME, Usenet Editor, and others, and 3)
    Will's recruitment of various friends (either from his home town or from
    the Dylan group) as backup trolls.

    When I'd asked Will's dominate sock (Stinky George) to cut back on his
    posts (basically just slurp-swapping with Will), both he and Will
    responded by doubling their efforts.

    This only served to make everyone sick of their shenanigans, and more
    and more members took to complaining about them as well. When Will and
    his sock attacked them, it quickly became a matter of Will and his socks
    vs practically everyone else.

    But the everyone else was never a team. We were just a bunch of
    individuals who wanted Will to STFU and die (preferably of cancer or
    something equally slow and painful). That doesn't mean we were ever a
    "Team." We were just the latest generation of "regulars" that the
    Donkey had decided to drive away.



    Independent thinker
    wouls sooner or later disagree with him and challenge his opinions, with >>> the result that the fighting would move into his team, and it would
    cease to act as a team.

    Again, PJR never had a "team." He considered Gwyneth and Horatio to be
    "regulars," but they were obviously independent thinkers, and largely
    ignored the trolls (Team Dunce).

    PJR lumped me in with "Team Dunce" because I was openly trolling him and
    his friends from alt.kooks. (Again, I had swallowed your story that
    alt.kooks were a group of Usenet "thugs" who bullied and harassed Usenet
    posters for fun. You'd actually claimed that they did it to blackmail
    them, but even I was never *that* gullible.)

    As to "playing the snob," I fully believe that PJR is a literary snob
    who peppers his verses with snippets of Greek and Latin, and continually
    alludes to classical music. Not that I have any problem with such
    snobbery. Poetry is no longer a popular artform, but one that plays to
    intellectuals and academics -- such "elitist" allusions are merely a
    form of catering to one's audience.

    Good; I'm glad that our conclusions agree about something. The only disagreement I have is with your last line. Sych elitist behavior is
    primarly a way to try to convince your antagonist of your superiority to
    him - the effect on the audience is secondary.

    Love him or hate him, one has to admit that PJR is both well educated
    and intelligent. An intelligent person knows they are not going to
    think that they can convince anyone not suffering from low self-esteem
    of their superiority to them.

    Nor is PJR peppering his poetry with such allusions as a calculated
    attempt to make his readers feel like morons.


    It's the same reason that, for all his trying, Corey never made it onto
    Team Mokey, either.

    Were there such a thing as "Team Monkey".

    As I said, it's as real (and as imaginary) as "Team Donkey"). Team
    Monkey was you, Jim, and NG - you formed it in in 2017 to attack Stephan (whom NG was trolling) and Will (whom Jim was by then trolling). I see
    that I'll have to write about it more. But there's no reason to bury it
    down here in a thread no one's likely to see; I'll have to put it on a stand-alone thread, just like your misrepresenttions of /April/
    magazine.

    Team Donkey/Team Dunce has always existed because its members have
    always believed that they are being persecuted by "jealous, malicious
    trolls."

    Team Monkey has only ever existed in Team Donkey's paranoid eyes.

    Yes, NancyGene came to this group because she was trolling the late,
    unlamented Pickles. She stayed, after Pickles' death, because she has a
    love of poetry, and has developed into a poet of the highest order in
    only a short period of time.

    Jim, however, was not trolling your Donkey. Your Donkey conned him out
    of $50 and he was justifiably pissed at him.


    Corey would have been welcomed > as a member.

    By you, I'm sure; but Jim hated him, and NG (who supported Jim) didn't
    want him either. You couldn't have both of them. And, as I said, Corey
    would not have been content to be a mere flunkie, but would have ended
    up

    But Corey *is* a member of the Official AAPC FB Group. He's a member,
    not a flunkie; and neither Jim nor NancyGene have shown any animosity
    toward him there.


    But there was never any such thing as "Team Monkey." What
    you call "Team Monkey" was simply the latest group of "regulars" -- a
    group of individuals who acted independently of one another.

    One could call you and Jim "regulars" because he'd been posting his
    poetry here forever, and you'd been posting yours - but it's silly to
    call NG one. They were here to troll Stephan and nothing else.

    NancyGene has now been here for, what? Eight years?

    She's not only a member of AAPC, but she proofreads, co-edits, and
    creates the Index for AYoS. She has earned the right to be called a
    "regular" dozens of times over.


    The only
    thing the so-called "Team" had in common was their dislike of the
    practices of Will Donkey and his socks, who buried any legitimate,
    poetry-related conversations under an endless barrage of mutual
    slurp-posts and spam.

    Now, that may have been your own reason for disliking Will - that he was burying your "work" -- or it may have just been a story you cooked up to
    give Jim a reason to troll and flame Will. I've seen you repeat is to
    often that I suspect it's the latter.

    Again, Jim wasn't trolling him. Will had conned him out of $50 and he
    wanted an apology.

    I have several reasons for disliking Will.

    1) He intentionally drives members away by burying their posts under his
    60+ post/day slurp-fest with his favorite sock. 2) His using AAPC to con
    Jim and Corey out of money. 3) His life story (based on his
    autobiographical entries on your Wiki and elsewhere).

    I was, however, willing to work with him -- and offered various
    "treaties" wherein some mutually acceptable co-existence here could be achieved. Ever the Donkey, Will repeatedly refused.


    Corey, btw, is a participating member of the Official AAPC FB Group, and
    has several poems appearing in our forthcoming year-end issue.

    As I said, I'll check the back of your book covers later, if you'll give
    me the time. As is, I'm spending too much time correcting your misinformation, and don't intend to go off on any fact-checking projects while you continue your flaming of the few AAPC regulars left here.

    It would be stupid of me to lie about something that can be easily
    checked.

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Tue Jan 28 20:20:20 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 19:31:01 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 16:04:58 +0000, Michael Pendragon aka HarryLime
    wrote:

    On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 15:13:40 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    No, Pendragon, you're either confused, delusional or simply
    bullshitting.

    alt.arts.poetry.comments is and always has been a Usenet newsgroup.

    a.a.p.c. can be found at Nova BBS:

    https://www.novabbs.com/arts/thread.php?group=alt.arts.poetry.comments

    Or at JLA Forums:

    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655

    HTH and HAND.

    There's no one left here, Will. You've driven them all away.

    --

    Stop lying, Pendragon.

    It was you and your troll thugs who decided to begin running everyone
    away from the newsgroup.

    But you're Michael Pendragon, lying seems to be second nature for you,
    as does second handing.

    And so it goes.

    Then how do you explain the fact that everyone we've supposedly driven
    off is now a member of our Official AAPC FB group?

    If a group of "troll thugs" drive you out of one group, it doesn't make
    any sense for them to join the "troll thugs" in another.

    --

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Wed Jan 29 01:30:43 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 20:41:26 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    George J. Dance wrote:

    from
    https://www.novabbs.com/arts/article-flat.php?id=253903&group=alt.arts.poetry.comments#253903

    On Fri, 20 Dec 2024 15:22:04 +0000, Michael Monkey aka "HarryLime"
    wrote:

    Yes, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) has returned, as Will and I
    suspected. Even the name of his new sock, "HarryLime", looked like an
    obvious clue to the "third man" on Team Monkey (the other two being
    Jim/Edward and NancyGene). So we devised a way to have him out himself:
    Will would bump up an old thread, I'd reply to it, and if "Harry" were
    MMP, he wouldn't be able to resist replying. And it worked.

    (Since the backthread has served its purpose, I've snipped most of it.)

    It's "Jerk store!" time, again. George Dance re-responds to a post I
    made almost two years ago (because he thinks I'm no longer here to smack >>> him around).

    If further proof that this is MMP were needed, here it is: he walked
    right into the trap, and he's still clueless that it even happened.

    On Sat, 21 Jan 2023 4:13:51 +0000, Michael Pendragon wrote:
    The above passage demonstrates why so-so poets should avoid
    predetermined formats at all costs. The "sentence" is incomplete.

    GD: That's because it wasn't a "sentence" until "Edward" added the full
    stop. Which demonstrates only that so-so poets should avoid
    repunctuating their betters' poetry.

    MMP: GD is now aping PJR (because PJR is no longer here to slap him
    around).

    Years conspire to decrease possibilities.

    GD: Exactly what the poem says, which Michael would have discovered if
    he
    had bothered to look it up. He didn't even need to look it up on line;
    he could have found it in his own "literary journal" (AYOS 2021, 10).

    MMP: My literary journal was created to highlight the best examples of
    poetry from AAPC's various members. The best poetry by Member G does
    not necessarily measure up to the best poetry of Member J.

    As Mr. Dance has so ably demonstrated above, his own poem left no traces >>> on my memory.

    MMP's memory lapses are something I'm sure we're all familiar with by
    now. But let us remember what else I just ably demonstrated: that back
    in 2021 (when he was still hoping to recruit me as an ally) he
    considered Possibilities one of "the best examples of poetry" on AAPC.

    These too lines don't form a coherent sentence.

    GD: I think you mean those *two* lines. They are not a sentence, even in >>> Edward's edit, and neither of them are a sentence in the actual poem.
    Once again, Edward added a full stop that's not in the original (as
    Michael would have known, if he'd bothered to read the original).

    MMP: It seems that Mr. Dance's purpose in reopening this thread is to
    re-state that Mr. Rochester mistakenly added end punctuation to his
    lines, thereby making his poem appear to be more illiterate than it
    actually is.

    MMP seems completely clueless about my actual "purpose" but that's par
    for the course. So let's focus on what's important:
    (1) He claimed my poem was "illiterate";
    (2) I pointed out that every example of "illiteracy" he found was added
    by his ally Jim;
    (3) Now he's claiming my poem is still "illiterate".

    Remember, again, that three years ago, when he still hoped to talk me
    into becoming his ally, he considered it one of "the best poems" on aapc
    that year. Now that he considers me his adversary, it's "illiterate."
    "When [someone] is seen as an adversary, you assign a childish name to
    him and claim he can't write."

    The fact that Mr. Dance feels compelled to do so nearly two years after
    both the original post *and* after his original refutation demonstrates
    an alarming degree of obsessive pettiness on his part.

    LOL! Will picked the thread - and it's a good one - but there were many
    other possibilities. (heh!) Suffice it to say, Jim is a fool and no one
    in their right mind would judge their poetry by what he says about it.

    GD: Having children restores the lost possibilities; you no longer have
    them, but your children do.

    MMP: No, they don't. If the poem is expressing a universal principle,
    then the children's possibilities will necessarily be decreased as they
    mature as well.

    Sure, onr's children will fail to realize some of their possibilities,
    too; but they will also realize some that their parents did not. Just
    because MMP or Jim failed to reach your own goals, for example, it does
    not follow that your children will fail at their goals as well.

    This, again, is not a coherent sentence.

    GD: Once again, that is solely due to Edward's editing.

    MMP: "Once again,..." Quite. And one supposes that will be repeating it >>> yet a third time two years from now.

    If MMP shows up two years from now with a new sock, we might try the
    same thing. But not probably with a different thread; the archives are
    full of threads like this.

    You really spend way too much
    time interacting with the Donkey; his illiteracy is rubbing off.

    GD: It figures that you'd try to blame Will; but I don't see how you can >>> blame him for Edward's sloppy editing.

    MMP: Mr. Donkey serves as proof of the old adage concerning the "one bad >>> apple."

    In this case, the presence of one illiterate member of a group causes
    the other members to relax their standards.

    Or, in the words of another adage, any group will inevitably settle to
    the level of its lowest participant.

    MMP repeatedly complains about me repeating this point, but it doesn't
    seem to have sunk in yet, so:
    The only examples of "illiteracy" that have been shown in this thread
    came from Jim. (Better yet, let's "settle" to MMP's level and start
    calling Jim Mr. Chimp again.)

    I'd say the only reason for MMP to call Will an illiterate that's been
    shown in this thread is that he doesn't like Will. Will's also MMP's
    adversary. As he says: "When [someone] is seen as an adversary, you
    assign a childish name to him and claim he
    can't write."
    https://groups.google.com/g/alt.arts.poetry.comments/c/EA_gCO9_BDk/m/DWT2Fq0TBwAJ?hl=en

    How do the possibilities justify our lives if they are decreased to
    irrelevancy by years?

    GD: As I already explained: they're restored in the next generation.

    MMP: And as I've already explained, the next generation's possibilities
    are as limited as those of their forebears. Since time and circumstance >>> will *always* conspire to decrease their possibilities by the time they
    reach adulthood, the seemingly unlimited possibilities at birth are
    necessarily an illusion.

    Nonsense; people can and do realize possibilities in their lives,
    including those their ancestors never did. No one can do everything, of
    course, but plenty of people have done enough to justify their existence
    {many of whose ancestors did nothing to justify theirs, beyond - wait
    for it - having families).

    Roughly speaking (i.e., ignoring the incoherent pseudo-sentences),

    GD: I do hope we've spent enough time on Edward's pseudo-sentences.

    MMP: LOL! If Mr. Dance actually meant what he said, he wouldn't have
    reopened a two-year old thread in order to bitch about Mr. Rochester's
    "edits" to his poem a second time.

    LOL right back. I've already explained why I commented on the thread
    Will reopened. But I'm serious; we've advanced the debate. MMP has not
    disputed that all "illiteracy" he discovered was caused by Mr. Chimp,
    but he's sticking to his story that the poem is still "illiterate"
    anway, as per his editorial philosophy: "When [someone] is seen as an
    adversary, you assign a childish name to him and claim he can't write."

    your
    poem is saying that we are all born with unlimited potential, but that >>>> the years conspire (with circumstance) to undercut our ability to
    achieve it.

    What is "it"? No one realizes "unlimited" possibilites, but plenty of
    people realize some, including ones their parents failed to realize.

    As compensation for our wasted lives, we can always take
    solace in our families (ignoring the fact that our children's potential >>>> will be as unrealized as our own.

    GD: Nothing in the poem about "compensation" - the word I used was
    "justification". A person who has children has not completely wasted his >>> or her own life, no matter how much he or she hasn't done.

    MMP: Sentimental hogwash.

    Nothing sentimental about it. You or I have no idea what those children,
    or their children, or their children will do. That gives one a reason to
    value other people, to judge them to be at least worth not harming - but
    it's a reason based purely on self-interest, not sentiment.

    I point to the example of "Joey" <snip>
    - and I'll snip it, because it looks like another attempt to flame Will
    and/or to change the subject. Instead, I'll give an example of my own.

    One justifies one's life by adding value to the world.
    Did Edgar Allan Poe add value to the world? I'd say yes, by his writing.
    Did John M. Poe add value to the world? I'm not aware of anything he
    did, but I'd say yes for him as well, because he was EAP's
    great-grandfather - without him, there'd have been no EAP.

    That's a good (if downbeat) topic for a poem. Unfortunately, your
    attempt to force it into triolet form at the sake of clarity undermines >>>> any possibilities ;-) it might have had.

    GD: It's sad that Michael's opinion of the poem (which, as noted, he
    previously published in his "literary journal") has fallen so much since >>> he put me on his enemy's list. I'm sure that was just a coincidence,
    though.

    MMP: Again, Mr. Dance is confusing the purpose of The Sunday Sampler,
    and A Year of Sundays which is its current incarnation.

    A Year of Sundays was created to provide a showcase for the best poetry
    of each of AAPC's members. My opinion regarding Mr. Dance's poem has not >>> changed: it is without doubt one of Mr. Dance's better works.

    Really? MMP claimed just days ago (in the post I'm replying to) that the
    poem was "illiterate". Now he's saying that he thought it was
    "illiterate" when he published it in AYOS? Why would he publish an
    "illiterate" poem? And why, FTM, what is holding him back from showing
    why he allegedly thought it was illiterate?

    (Those are rhetorical questions, of course. I think MMP is bullshitting,
    and that his stated opinions did change, when he switched me from
    potential ally to open adversary. But he is free to prove me wrong by
    supplying credible answers.)

    Nor is Mr. Dance on my imaginary "enemies list."

    There is no need to even look for a quote. There is no other reason why
    MMP jumped into this discussion, two years ago or now, other than to
    protect Mr. Chimpfrom me? Or why his Mr. Chimp even started it? One
    that's better than this Team Monkey vs. Team Donkey thing you now claim
    to have no memory of?

    *****Speaking of A Year of Sundays... I'm currently compiling our 2024
    print volume, which features the work of such (usenet) AAPC favorites as >>> J.D. Senetto, NancyGene, Ash Wurthing, Kevin Fries, Bob Burrows,
    Hieronymous Corey, Karen Tellefsen, Richard Oakley, Wenceslas Kabeba,
    and my oh-so-humble self; along with FB AAPC favorites, Louise Charlton
    Webster, Scott Thomas, Bruce Boston, Robert Payne Cabeen, Paul Cordeiro, >>> ruth housman, Trinity-memyandi Venter, Jefferson Carter, Joseph Danoski, >>> Stephen Brooke, & Devin Anderson.*****

    Congratulations; that's at least 19 people who'll buy a copy. Make that
    20; I'll probably get one to see what Bruce Boston wrote.

    But I digress

    (backthread snipped)

    1) There is nothing particularly difficult about writing a poem in any >>>> given form. One doesn't even have to memorize the structure of a
    triolet. All one has to do is use a triolet for a model and copy the
    format.

    GD: It certainly seems to be too hard for some people.

    MMP: What a childish and petty thing to say!

    MMP and his Mr. Chimp may believe they can write really wonderful
    triolets if they felt like it. There is absolutely no reason for me to
    humor them, of course.

    2) As previously noted, I don't like writing in pre-fabricated forms.

    See above.

    If I write a sonnet, it's because my Muse dictated a 14-line poem to me. >>>> Poets who write from inspiration rather than formula don't limit
    themselves to someone else's rules.

    GD: The "Muse" is a charming idea, which I've heard of; but I don't
    remember ever seeing Her invoked to evade responsibility for one's
    writing until
    now.

    MMP: Why do you lie so much, Mr. Dance?

    There is not even a hint of evading poetic responsibility in my
    statement.

    It's clear here that MMP is saying no one can blame him or Mr. Chimp for
    what they write, because it's not their choice; their "muses" made them
    write it that way. You just take dictation.

    Quite the contrary, it stresses the importance of *not*
    sacrificing inspiration by forcing it into a preconceived format.



    3) Jim is a far better poet than you. Jim's poems strike the reader as >>>> being real -- powerfully, emotionally raw, unadulterated reality.

    This is the other side of MMP's editorial philosophy: "When Jim is seen
    as a potential ally, you request his poetry." That's raw, unadulterated
    reality.

    Your
    poems, otoh, express time-worn, mundane thoughts in imitative formats.

    GD: Interestingly, MMP concludes by once again praising the work of
    an
    ally Jim ("Edward") while insulting the work of an adversary. If he were >>> still here, I'm sure he'd shrug that off as just a coincidence.

    MMP: J.D. Senetto is an exceptionally talented poet. In fact, my
    greatest difficulty in selecting which poems to include in AYoS' year
    end print journal, is in deciding which of Jim's poems to leave out.

    Now, that's as adulatory as if the Chimp wrote it himself - and just as
    meaningful, I'm afraid. As I've said, and not just to MMP and his team:

    If a poet consistently praised his own and only his own work, that
    wouldn't be seen as a comment on the work but on the poet. Do you agree
    so far?
    If instead two poets considtently praised each other's, and only each
    other's, work, I wouldn't see that as any different.

    Actually, it's the readers who will make that decision, George.

    GD: Well, we can ask the readers who won this round: Michael's
    adversary,
    whose poem was edited by an illiterate; or Michael's ally, the
    illiterate who did the editing.

    MMP: I think it abundantly clear that Mr. Rochester is the winner, since >>> his "edit" of your poem has weighed so heavily on your consciousness
    that you felt compelled to address it a second time... nearly two years
    after the fact.

    That should be "clear" to anyone. Rereading the thread and thinking of
    new things to say would be enough to explain why I'd comment again.
    There's no no reason to think that I'd thought of Mr. Chimp's edit in
    the intervening time, and I certainly can't say that I have. For
    another, I did not address his edit in my reply; I tried to keep the
    focus consistently on MMP's "third man" intervention into the flame war
    Mr. Chimp had begun; and the new points I made in that respect were
    enough to merit a new reply.

    OTOH, I doubt Jim has given it a single thought.

    That's possibly true. It's questionable whether Mr. Chimp gives anything
    he does much thought.

    Since the little green monkey boy Michael Pendragon is obviously trying
    to bury your correct opening post, let's bump it to the top for
    /context/.

    What are you bumping, Donkey?

    George claimed that I was back because... I'm here.

    George claimed that he arranged some elaborate trap to get me to admit
    that I am "Harry Lime," when I've never made any secret of that fact.
    I'm sure you recall that "The Third Man" is my all-time favorite movie,
    and that I'd said if I had to pick someone living or dead to play me, it
    would be Orson Welles (and many other similar remarks).

    Harry Lime is one of several usernames I commonly select (as for my
    Instagram account).

    I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but to avoid future confusion, I'll
    set it out for you in no uncertain terms.

    The following are aliases I go by on the internet:

    Michelangelo Scarlotti
    Harry Lime
    Harry Powell
    Richard Blaine
    Stanton Carlisle
    Harry Carlisle
    Yellow-Eyed Demon (YED for short)

    As I told George, I'm here because he started a thread about me. This
    thread, to be exact.

    There's really nothing else to say regarding the opening post in this
    thread, and certainly nothing to bury.

    --

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Wed Jan 29 13:59:39 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 4:18:33 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 23 Dec 2024 21:00:16 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    from
    https://www.novabbs.com/arts/article-flat.php?id=253903&group=alt.arts.poetry.comments#253903

    On Fri, 20 Dec 2024 15:22:04 +0000, Michael Monkey aka "HarryLime"
    wrote:

    Yes, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) has returned, as Will and I
    suspected. Even the name of his new sock, "HarryLime", looked like an
    obvious clue to the "third man" on Team Monkey (the other two being
    Jim/Edward and NancyGene). So we devised a way to have him out himself:
    Will would bump up an old thread, I'd reply to it, and if "Harry" were
    MMP, he wouldn't be able to resist replying. And it worked.

    Since the little green monkey boy Michael Pendragon is a delusional narcissist, of course he couldn't resist.

    (Since the backthread has served its purpose, I've snipped most of it.)

    If further proof that this is MMP were needed, here it is: he walked
    right into the trap, and he's still clueless that it even happened.

    Pretty much the same way he was caught when trying to pass himself off
    as "George Dance" a few years ago.

    On Sat, 21 Jan 2023 4:13:51 +0000, Michael Pendragon wrote:
    The above passage demonstrates why so-so poets should avoid
    predetermined formats at all costs. The "sentence" is incomplete.

    GD: That's because it wasn't a "sentence" until "Edward" added the full
    stop. Which demonstrates only that so-so poets should avoid
    repunctuating their betters' poetry.


    You're lucky Senile Senetto didn't add an apostrophe in some wacky
    plans.

    MMP: GD is now aping PJR (because PJR is no longer here

    Whatever happened to PJR?

    Years conspire to decrease possibilities.

    GD: Exactly what the poem says, which Michael would have discovered if
    he
    had bothered to look it up. He didn't even need to look it up on line;
    he could have found it in his own "literary journal" (AYOS 2021, 10).

    MMP: My literary journal was created to highlight the best examples of
    poetry from AAPC's various members. The best poetry by Member G does
    not necessarily measure up to the best poetry of Member J.

    As Mr. Dance has so ably demonstrated above, his own poem left no traces >>> on my memory.

    MMP's memory lapses are something I'm sure we're all familiar with

    Definitely, he's screwed up on remembering things so many times that I'm surprised he even tried that track anymore


    Hell, Jim Senetto is rumored to be suffering from senility and even
    Jim's memory is better than the little green monkey boy Pendragon.

    now. But let us remember what else I just ably demonstrated: that back
    in 2021 (when he was still hoping to recruit me as an ally)


    Also knows as when the little green monkey boy Pendragon was giving you
    a you a full out slurp job, George?

    We know.

    considered Possibilities one of "the best examples of poetry" on AAPC.

    These too lines don't form a coherent sentence.

    GD: I think you mean those *two* lines. They are not a sentence, even in >>> Edward's edit, and neither of them are a sentence in the actual poem.
    Once again, Edward added a full stop that's not in the original (as
    Michael would have known, if he'd bothered to read the original).

    With a braoniac like Jim Senetto handling it, why bother?

    ๐Ÿฅน

    MMP: It seems that Mr. Dance's purpose in reopening this thread is to
    re-state that Mr. Rochester mistakenly added end punctuation to his
    lines

    Of course George Dance wants to set the record straight.

    MMP seems completely clueless about my actual "purpose" but that's par
    for the course. So let's focus on what's important:
    (1) He claimed my poem was "illiterate";

    A typical Peter J. Ross second hand.

    A person writing poetry count hardly be illiterate, as we know.

    (2) I pointed out that every example of "illiteracy" he found was added
    by his ally Jim;

    Any hilarious apostrophes?

    (3) Now he's claiming my poem is still "illiterate".

    In other words another false smear attempt


    Nothing new from the delusional narcissist liar Michael Pendragon aka
    green monkey boy.

    Remember, again, that three years ago, when he still hoped to talk me
    into becoming his ally, he considered it one of "the best poems" on aapc

    Typical two faced hypocrisy from the little green monkey boy Michael Pendragon.


    that year. Now that he considers me his adversary, it's "illiterate."

    See above.

    As Michael Pendragon has admitted, he'll try any lie or dirty trick to
    "win."


    "When [someone] is seen as an adversary, you assign a childish name to
    him and claim he can't write."

    Exactly, the little green monkey is the one who originated the childish
    name calling here.

    The fact that Mr. Dance feels compelled to do so nearly two years after
    both the original post *and* after his original refutation

    More likely George Dance simply had more time and finally got around to
    it.

    LOL! Will picked the thread - and it's a good one - but there were many
    other possibilities. (heh!) Suffice it to say, Jim is a fool and no one
    in their right mind would judge their poetry by what he says about it.

    And... since Jim Senetto no longer makes public posts we don't even know
    how far his brain has deteriorated over the last year or so.

    Since he'll be turning about 78 years old this year, God knows what confirmation his mind is in new.

    GD: Having children restores the lost possibilities; you no longer have
    them, but your children do.

    Excellent point.

    MMP: No, they don't. If the poem is expressing a universal principle,
    then the children's possibilities will necessarily be decreased as they
    mature as well.

    Sure, one's children will fail to realize some of their possibilities,
    too; but they will also realize some that their parents did not. Just
    because MMP or Jim failed to reach your own goals, for example, it does
    not follow that your children will fail at their goals as well.

    This, again, is not a coherent sentence.

    GD: Once again, that is solely due to Edward's editing.

    That's hilarious Jim Senetto, who doesn't even know how to use basic punctuation, "editing" the poetry of other people.

    ๐Ÿ˜

    MMP: "Once again,..." Quite. And one supposes that will be repeating it >>> yet a third time two years from now.

    If MMP shows up two years from now with a new sock, we might try the
    same thing. But not probably with a different thread; the archives are
    full of threads like this.

    At least Pendragon didn't try to pass himself off as George Dance again.

    You really spend way too much
    time interacting with

    While your best friend is senile Jim Senetto.

    That's hilarious.


    GD: It figures that you'd try to blame Will; but I don't see how you can >>> blame him for Edward's sloppy editing.

    Anything for his slurp buddy Jim Senetto.


    In this case, the presence of one illiterate member

    You don't even know the definition of illiterate, little monkey boy Pendragon.

    MMP repeatedly complains about me repeating this point, but it doesn't
    seem to have sunk in yet, so:
    The only examples of "illiteracy" that have been shown in this thread
    came from Jim. (Better yet, let's "settle" to MMP's level and start
    calling Jim Mr. Chimp again.)

    He'd probably like that better than Senile Senetto.

    ๐Ÿ˜


    I'd say the only reason for MMP to call Will an illiterate that's been
    shown in this thread is that he doesn't like Will. Will's also MMP's
    adversary. As he says: "When [someone] is seen as an adversary, you
    assign a childish name to him and claim he
    can't write."
    https://groups.google.com/g/alt.arts.poetry.comments/c/EA_gCO9_BDk/m/DWT2Fq0TBwAJ?hl=en


    You've obviously nailed Pendragon there.

    How do the possibilities justify our lives if they are decreased to
    irrelevancy by years?

    GD: As I already explained: they're restored in the next generation.

    MMP: And as I've already explained, the next generation's possibilities
    are as limited as those of their forebears. Since time and circumstance >>> will *always* conspire to decrease their possibilities by the time they
    reach adulthood, the seemingly unlimited possibilities at birth are
    necessarily an illusion.

    Nonsense; people can and do realize possibilities in their lives,
    including those their ancestors never did. No one can do everything, of
    course, but plenty of people have done enough to justify their existence
    {many of whose ancestors did nothing to justify theirs, beyond - wait
    for it - having families).

    Roughly speaking (i.e., ignoring the incoherent pseudo-sentences),

    GD: I do hope we've spent enough time on Edward's pseudo-sentences.

    MMP: LOL! If Mr. Dance actually meant what he said, he wouldn't have
    reopened a two-year old thread in order to bitch about Mr. Rochester's
    "edits" to his poem a second time.

    LOL right back. I've already explained why I commented on the thread
    Will reopened. But I'm serious; we've advanced the debate. MMP has not
    disputed that all "illiteracy" he discovered was caused by Mr. Chimp,
    but he's sticking to his story that the poem is still "illiterate"
    anway, as per his editorial philosophy: "When [someone] is seen as an
    adversary, you assign a childish name to him and claim he can't write."

    This statement probably deserves a quote of the day thread ^^^^

    your
    poem is saying that we are all born with unlimited potential, but that >>>> the years conspire (with circumstance) to undercut our ability to
    achieve it.

    What is "it"? No one realizes "unlimited" possibilites, but plenty of
    people realize some, including ones their parents failed to realize.

    As compensation for our wasted lives, we can always take
    solace in our families (ignoring the fact that our children's potential >>>> will be as unrealized as our own.

    GD: Nothing in the poem about "compensation" - the word I used was
    "justification". A person who has children has not completely wasted his >>> or her own life, no matter how much he or she hasn't done.

    MMP: Sentimental hogwash.

    Nothing sentimental about it. You or I have no idea what those children,
    or their children, or their children will do. That gives one a reason to
    value other people, to judge them to be at least worth not harming - but
    it's a reason based purely on self-interest, not sentiment.

    I point to the example of "Joey" <snip>
    - and I'll snip it, because it looks like another attempt to flame Will
    and/or to change the subject. Instead, I'll give an example of my own.

    One justifies one's life by adding value to the world.
    Did Edgar Allan Poe add value to the world? I'd say yes, by his writing.
    Did John M. Poe add value to the world? I'm not aware of anything he
    did, but I'd say yes for him as well, because he was EAP's
    great-grandfather - without him, there'd have been no EAP.

    That's a good (if downbeat) topic for a poem. Unfortunately, your
    attempt to force it into triolet form at the sake of clarity undermines >>>> any possibilities ;-) it might have had.

    GD: It's sad that Michael's opinion of the poem (which, as noted, he
    previously published in his "literary journal") has fallen so much since >>> he put me on his enemy's list. I'm sure that was just a coincidence,
    though.

    MMP: Again, Mr. Dance is confusing the purpose of The Sunday Sampler,
    and A Year of Sundays which is its current incarnation.

    A Year of Sundays was created to provide a showcase for the best poetry
    of each of AAPC's members. My opinion regarding Mr. Dance's poem has not >>> changed: it is without doubt one of Mr. Dance's better works.

    Really? MMP claimed just days ago (in the post I'm replying to) that the
    poem was "illiterate". Now he's saying that he thought it was
    "illiterate" when he published it in AYOS? Why would he publish an
    "illiterate" poem? And why, FTM, what is holding him back from showing
    why he allegedly thought it was illiterate?

    (Those are rhetorical questions, of course. I think MMP is bullshitting,
    and that his stated opinions did change, when he switched me from
    potential ally to open adversary. But he is free to prove me wrong by
    supplying credible answers.)

    Nor is Mr. Dance on my imaginary "enemies list."

    There is no need to even look for a quote. There is no other reason why
    MMP jumped into this discussion, two years ago or now, other than to
    protect Mr. Chimpfrom me? Or why his Mr. Chimp even started it? One
    that's better than this Team Monkey vs. Team Donkey thing you now claim
    to have no memory of?

    *****Speaking of A Year of Sundays... I'm currently compiling our 2024
    print volume, which features the work of such (usenet) AAPC favorites as >>> J.D. Senetto, NancyGene, Ash Wurthing, Kevin Fries, Bob Burrows,
    Hieronymous Corey, Karen Tellefsen, Richard Oakley, Wenceslas Kabeba,
    and my oh-so-humble self; along with FB AAPC favorites, Louise Charlton
    Webster, Scott Thomas, Bruce Boston, Robert Payne Cabeen, Paul Cordeiro, >>> ruth housman, Trinity-memyandi Venter, Jefferson Carter, Joseph Danoski, >>> Stephen Brooke, & Devin Anderson.*****

    Congratulations; that's at least 19 people who'll buy a copy.

    Vanity press lives.

    ๐Ÿ˜

    Make that
    20; I'll probably get one to see what Bruce Boston wrote.

    But I digress

    (backthread snipped)

    1) There is nothing particularly difficult about writing a poem in any >>>> given form. One doesn't even have to memorize the structure of a
    triolet. All one has to do is use a triolet for a model and copy the
    format.

    GD: It certainly seems to be too hard for some people.

    MMP: What a childish and petty thing to say!

    MMP and his Mr. Chimp may believe they can write really wonderful
    triolets if they felt like it. There is absolutely no reason for me to
    humor them, of course.

    2) As previously noted, I don't like writing in pre-fabricated forms.

    See above.

    If I write a sonnet, it's because my Muse dictated a 14-line poem to me. >>>> Poets who write from inspiration rather than formula don't limit
    themselves to someone else's rules.

    GD: The "Muse" is a charming idea, which I've heard of; but I don't
    remember ever seeing Her invoked to evade responsibility for one's
    writing until
    now.

    MMP: Why do you lie so much, Mr. Dance?

    There is not even a hint of evading poetic responsibility in my
    statement.

    It's clear here that MMP is saying no one can blame him or Mr. Chimp for
    what they write, because it's not their choice; their "muses" made them
    write it that way. You just take dictation.

    Quite the contrary, it stresses the importance of *not*
    sacrificing inspiration by forcing it into a preconceived format.



    3) Jim is a far better poet than you. Jim's poems strike the reader as >>>> being real -- powerfully, emotionally raw, unadulterated reality.

    This is the other side of MMP's editorial philosophy: "When Jim is seen
    as a potential ally, you request his poetry." That's raw, unadulterated
    reality.

    Your
    poems, otoh, express time-worn, mundane thoughts in imitative formats.

    GD: Interestingly, MMP concludes by once again praising the work of
    an
    ally Jim ("Edward") while insulting the work of an adversary. If he were >>> still here, I'm sure he'd shrug that off as just a coincidence.

    MMP: J.D. Senetto is an exceptionally talented poet. In fact, my
    greatest difficulty in selecting which poems to include in AYoS' year
    end print journal, is in deciding which of Jim's poems to leave out.

    Now, that's as adulatory as if the Chimp wrote it himself - and just as
    meaningful, I'm afraid. As I've said, and not just to MMP and his team:

    If a poet consistently praised his own and only his own work, that
    wouldn't be seen as a comment on the work but on the poet. Do you agree
    so far?
    If instead two poets considtently praised each other's, and only each
    other's, work, I wouldn't see that as any different.

    Actually, it's the readers who will make that decision, George.

    GD: Well, we can ask the readers who won this round: Michael's
    adversary,
    whose poem was edited by an illiterate; or Michael's ally, the
    illiterate who did the editing.

    MMP: I think it abundantly clear that Mr. Rochester is the winner, since >>> his "edit" of your poem has weighed so heavily on your consciousness
    that you felt compelled to address it a second time... nearly two years
    after the fact.

    That should be "clear" to anyone. Rereading the thread and thinking of
    new things to say would be enough to explain why I'd comment again.
    There's no no reason to think that I'd thought of Mr. Chimp's edit in
    the intervening time, and I certainly can't say that I have. For
    another, I did not address his edit in my reply; I tried to keep the
    focus consistently on MMP's "third man" intervention into the flame war
    Mr. Chimp had begun; and the new points I made in that respect were
    enough to merit a new reply.

    OTOH, I doubt Jim has given it a single thought.

    That's possibly true. It's questionable whether Mr. Chimp gives anything
    he does much thought.


    Wow! The butthurt in the above rant is palpable.

    Not only are you butthurt over my post, but you're harboring old
    butthurts from Jim and PJR.

    --

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Wed Jan 29 14:43:59 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 9:59:54 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 20:20:20 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 19:31:01 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 16:04:58 +0000, Michael Pendragon aka HarryLime
    wrote:

    On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 15:13:40 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    No, Pendragon, you're either confused, delusional or simply
    bullshitting.

    alt.arts.poetry.comments is and always has been a Usenet newsgroup.

    a.a.p.c. can be found at Nova BBS:

    https://www.novabbs.com/arts/thread.php?group=alt.arts.poetry.comments >>>>>
    Or at JLA Forums:

    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655

    HTH and HAND.

    There's no one left here, Will. You've driven them all away.

    --

    Stop lying, Pendragon.

    It was you and your troll thugs who decided to begin running everyone
    away from the newsgroup.

    But you're Michael Pendragon, lying seems to be second nature for you,
    as does second handing.

    And so it goes.

    Then how do you explain the fact that everyone we've supposedly driven
    off is now a member of our Official AAPC FB group?

    If a group of "troll thugs" drive you out of one group, it doesn't make
    any sense for them to join the "troll thugs" in another.

    --

    Is Melissa Cheshire a member of your Facebook group?

    Why should she be? She isn't a poet. She only came to the Usenet group
    to protect you from the "malicious trolls."

    Is Antti Loude a member of your Facebook group?

    Antti Loude is mentally ill, and most likely received his long-awaited lobotomy. Were Antti to apply for membership, he would be turned down.
    His attempts to uncover facts about my personal life violate the basic
    "What happens at AAPC stays at AAPC rule."

    Is Rachel a member of your Facebook group?

    Rachel is struggling with mental illness. Unlike Antti, she possesses
    some talent as a poet. Rachel still posts to Usenet AAPC, so you can't
    claim that she's been driven away. She could also post to the Official
    AAPC FB Group -- although any Bob related posts would be deleted.

    Is Mack a member of your Facebook group?

    Mack isn't a poet. He's a belligerent nutter who spazzes out at anyone
    who disagrees with him. Since Mack has nothing of value to contribute
    to the group, and since he would promote a combative, hostile
    atmosphere, he would not be allowed to join.

    Is Peter J Ross a member of your Facebook group?

    PJR has a standing invitation to join us.


    If Robert Burrows was "driven away" then so were all of the above.

    It wasn't just Robert, Donkey. You've driven us all away.

    You've created a toxic atmosphere here at Usenet AAPC. There are no conversations like this happening in the Official AAPC FB Group, because
    no one has ever been driven from that group.

    There are no recriminations, because there are no flame wars, no put
    downs, no name calling.

    Look at the title of this thread: "The Return of Michael Monkey." That
    in itself is a hostile, combative act (courtesy of George Dance). There
    is nothing even remotely of that sort going down at the Official AAPC FB
    Group.

    You and the Georges have poisoned the atmosphere here until it became
    unfit to breathe. You intentionally provoke flame wars because your
    "poetry" fails to receive any compliments (and, more often than not,
    passes by unnoticed). You've brought in your slurp-puppet to provide
    the compliments you so desperately miss.

    Had you cooperated, I would have fostered a peaceful atmosphere at
    Usenet AAPC as well. Rather than helping to set up GLs that would be
    amenable to all concerned, and/or agreeing to the terms of a peace
    treaty (terms that would have applied to me and my "thugs" as well as to
    you), you accused me of trying to take over the group, and responded by doubling down on your efforts to bury anything poetry related under a
    constant barrage of spam.

    Now we're all gone. Jim's gone, ME's gone, NancyGene's gone, Robert's
    gone, Ash is gone, Corey's gone, even neutral members like Karen and
    Wenceslas are gone. You've driven them all away. And you have only
    yourself (and Jordy and the George's) to blame.

    And you're still here -- alone with your collection of socks, and no one
    to show your poetry to. Pity.

    --

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Wed Jan 29 16:04:14 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 15:56:26 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    Okay, these posts are in severe need of editing.

    Kindly trim your response down to your newest posts.

    If you're an editor... edit.

    HTH and HAND.

    Not my concern, Donkey.

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Wed Jan 29 16:35:21 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 16:27:59 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 20:48:44 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 12:32:52 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 2:27:28 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 23:54:22 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    George J. Dance wrote:

    On Fri, 3 Jan 2025 7:40:51 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 23 Dec 2024 21:00:16 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    from
    https://www.novabbs.com/arts/article-flat.php?id=253903&group=alt.arts.poetry.comments#253903

    On Fri, 20 Dec 2024 15:22:04 +0000, Michael Monkey aka "HarryLime" >>>>>>>> wrote:

    MMP: My literary journal was created to highlight the best examples of
    poetry from AAPC's various members. The best poetry by Member G does >>>>>>>>> not necessarily measure up to the best poetry of Member J.

    As Mr. Dance has so ably demonstrated above, his own poem left no traces
    on my memory.

    MMP's memory lapses are something I'm sure we're all familiar with by >>>>>>>> now. But let us remember what else I just ably demonstrated: that back >>>>>>>> in 2021 (when he was still hoping to recruit me as an ally) he >>>>>>>> considered Possibilities one of "the best examples of poetry" on AAPC. >>>>>>>
    This deserves an underscore as an example of Michael Pendragon's biased >>>>>>> behavior.

    Indeed. I'm not sure if you remeber that statement of his that I called >>>>>> a statement of his editorial philosophy:

    <quote>
    "You divide everyone into two categories: potential allies and potential >>>>>> adversaries. You slurp the writings of your potential allies and attack >>>>>> those of your potential adversaries."

    "When [someone] Jim is seen as a potential ally, you request his poetry. >>>>>> When he
    is seen as an adversary, you assign a childish name to him and claim he >>>>>> can't write." </q>

    source text:
    https://groups.google.com/g/alt.arts.poetry.comments/c/hDYKsC5l5Ew/m/IR5NzWPJBQAJ?hl=en

    That also fully describes his critical philosophy. No more need be said, >>>>>> but it can't be said often enough.

    snip

    In other words, Michael Pendragon is basically a two faced liar.

    Well, not exactly, It means he comes across as no different from a
    two-faced liar, but I think his mental state is more complex than that I >>>> should open a new threat where we can talk about that.

    Sounds good, and to avoid confusion with new readers, from now on I'll
    just refer to Pendragon by his new chosen alias Harry Lime.

    That's a good point. Personally I do not like calling socks by their
    aliases puppets by their sock names; that also can be confusing, as it's
    meant to be. So I've started calling the person behind all those socks
    MMP for Michael Monkey Peabrain (or just Peabrain if he says something
    really stupid, or Lying Michael whenever I catch him in a lie). But that
    could also be confusing for new readers and casual readers, so I think
    I'll have to refer to him, when talking to third parties, as something
    else; something that will identify whom I mean to any new or casual
    readers.

    After some thought, I've settled on "the Lime sock" - what do you think?

    https://www.zazzle.ca/lime_green_socks-256240956281961664?rf=238512069961476072&tc=CjwKCAiA-ty8BhA_EiwAkyoa3_aFWzdIrL7epsnGiUBOmwWKHVyTWv2DT3XULBaoBmZv8YkfovgQhRoC6i8QAvD_BwE&z_ca=20390696811&z_dev=c&z_nw=x&z_lp=9000899&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiA-
    ty8BhA_EiwAkyoa3_aFWzdIrL7epsnGiUBOmwWKHVyTWv2DT3XULBaoBmZv8YkfovgQhRoC6i8QAvD_BwE&trchd=true

    Hilarious.

    ๐Ÿ˜


    And the childish name-calling continues.

    This is why you and George are the only ones here, Donkey (excluding
    your socks, of course).

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Wed Jan 29 18:12:04 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 17:33:02 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 16:35:21 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    Will Dockery wrote:
    On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 20:48:44 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    Will Dockery wrote:
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 2:27:28 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 23:54:22 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
    George J. Dance wrote:

    from
    https://www.novabbs.com/arts/article-flat.php?id=253903&group=alt.arts.poetry.comments#253903

    On Fri, 20 Dec 2024 15:22:04 +0000, Michael Monkey aka "HarryLime" >>>>>>>>>> wrote:

    MMP: My literary journal was created to highlight the best examples of
    poetry from AAPC's various members. The best poetry by Member G does
    not necessarily measure up to the best poetry of Member J. >>>>>>>>>>>
    As Mr. Dance has so ably demonstrated above, his own poem left no traces
    on my memory.

    MMP's memory lapses are something I'm sure we're all familiar with by
    now. But let us remember what else I just ably demonstrated: that back
    in 2021 (when he was still hoping to recruit me as an ally) he >>>>>>>>>> considered Possibilities one of "the best examples of poetry" on AAPC.

    This deserves an underscore as an example of Michael Pendragon's biased
    behavior.

    Indeed. I'm not sure if you remeber that statement of his that I called
    a statement of his editorial philosophy:

    <quote>
    "You divide everyone into two categories: potential allies and potential
    adversaries. You slurp the writings of your potential allies and attack
    those of your potential adversaries."

    "When [someone] Jim is seen as a potential ally, you request his poetry.
    When he
    is seen as an adversary, you assign a childish name to him and claim he
    can't write." </q>

    source text:
    https://groups.google.com/g/alt.arts.poetry.comments/c/hDYKsC5l5Ew/m/IR5NzWPJBQAJ?hl=en

    That also fully describes his critical philosophy. No more need be said,
    but it can't be said often enough.

    snip

    In other words, Michael Pendragon is basically a two faced liar.

    Well, not exactly, It means he comes across as no different from a >>>>>> two-faced liar, but I think his mental state is more complex than that I >>>>>> should open a new threat where we can talk about that.

    Sounds good, and to avoid confusion with new readers, from now on I'll >>>>> just refer to Pendragon by his new chosen alias Harry Lime.

    That's a good point. Personally I do not like calling socks by their
    aliases puppets by their sock names; that also can be confusing, as it's >>>> meant to be. So I've started calling the person behind all those socks >>>> MMP for Michael Monkey Peabrain (or just Peabrain if he says something >>>> really stupid, or Lying Michael whenever I catch him in a lie). But that >>>> could also be confusing for new readers and casual readers, so I think >>>> I'll have to refer to him, when talking to third parties, as something >>>> else; something that will identify whom I mean to any new or casual
    readers.

    After some thought, I've settled on "the Lime sock" - what do you think? >>>>
    https://www.zazzle.ca/lime_green_socks-256240956281961664?rf=238512069961476072&tc=CjwKCAiA-ty8BhA_EiwAkyoa3_aFWzdIrL7epsnGiUBOmwWKHVyTWv2DT3XULBaoBmZv8YkfovgQhRoC6i8QAvD_BwE&z_ca=20390696811&z_dev=c&z_nw=x&z_lp=9000899&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiA-
    ty8BhA_EiwAkyoa3_aFWzdIrL7epsnGiUBOmwWKHVyTWv2DT3XULBaoBmZv8YkfovgQhRoC6i8QAvD_BwE&trchd=true

    Hilarious.

    ๐Ÿ˜


    And the childish name-calling continues.

    This is why you and George are the only ones here, Donkey

    Speaking of childish name calling ^^^

    HTH and HAND.

    At this late stage in the game, you have become Will Donkey. Addressing
    you by any other name would seem false.

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Wed Jan 29 18:34:40 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 18:20:39 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    I stated that you and your troll thug wannabes attempted to drive
    Rachel, Jordy, Zod and others away from the newsgroup, Pendragon.


    Which I wouldn't expect you to try to deny.

    HTH and HAND.

    Jordy and Zod are trolls of the lowest variety.

    Trolls should be driven away from newsgroups, Donkey.

    I can honestly say that I would enjoy beating the shit out of them in
    some dark alley. And I'm not a violent individual.

    As to Rachel, no one tried to drive her away.

    Please stop trying to lump her in with Stinky G and Jordy. She's better
    than that.

    --

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  • From Rudy Canoza@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Wed Jan 29 14:35:27 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    W.Dockery wrote:
    I stated that you and your troll thug wannabes attempted to drive
    Rachel, Jordy, Zod and others away from the newsgroup.


    Pissbums and a fat fuck lunatic.

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  • From Rudy Canoza@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Wed Jan 29 14:36:20 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    W.Dockery wrote:
    Rachel is a nice girl

    She's a fat fuck lunatic, donkey.

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Wed Jan 29 19:36:48 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 18:51:15 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 18:34:36 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 18:20:39 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    I stated that you and your troll thug wannabes attempted to drive
    Rachel, Jordy, Zod and others away from the newsgroup, Pendragon.


    Which I wouldn't expect you to try to deny.

    HTH and HAND.

    Jordy and Zod are trolls of the lowest variety.

    No, Jim Senetto and Nancy Gene have proven they're much more malicious
    than Zod or Jordy could ever be.

    Who are you trying to fool, Pendragon?

    Are you referring to the same Jim Senetto who sent you $50 when you came
    to the group wringing you hands about the impending homeless of Stinky
    George?

    That Jim Senetto?

    In any case, I'm not ranking Stinky and Jordy among the lowest level of
    trolls because of their "malicious" behavior.

    They are the lowest level, because their troll posts contribute the
    least to the group.

    We all (or nearly all) have made our share of troll posts. Some of us
    (PJR, NancyGene, Alex Cain, yours truly) use their troll posts to
    entertain. A decent troll post should be funny.

    Stinky and Jordy don't even make an effort to be amusing. Stinky just
    repeats the same tired slurps to you, and the same tired insults to
    everyone else, while Jordy merely wastes everyone's time by posting
    links to well known poems and exchanging greetings a dozen times a day.

    They're a two man snorefest -- and that's an unpardonable sin.


    Trolls should be driven away from newsgroups,

    And so good riddance to Nancy Gene and her malicious ilk.

    NancyGene must have left some permanent butthurt on you, Donkey, as
    she's nothing of the sort. She continually offers constructive
    criticism, co-administers the Official FB group, proofreads, co-edits,
    and creates an index for our annual publication, writes wonderfully
    witty poetry, engages other members in conversation and is in every way
    the *idea* person to have in a poetry group.


    I can honestly say that I would enjoy beating the shit out of them in
    some dark alley. And I'm not a violent individual.

    You sound more like senile Jim Senetto now.

    Submoronic trolls like Stinky, Jordy, and yourself have that effect on
    people, Donkey. Even on the best of us.


    ๐Ÿ˜

    As to Rachel, no one tried to drive her away.

    Jim Senetto tried to, repeatedly.

    It's in the archives.

    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=633422563

    Jim didn't like her commenting on his poetry. He didn't want to drive
    her away from the group -- he just wanted her to skip and ignore his
    posts.


    Please stop trying to lump her in with Stinky G and Jordy. She's better
    than that.

    --

    Rachel is a nice girl, agreed, but your smearing of Zod and Jordy are
    lies and misrepresentations.

    Let's see... "Zod" (a.k.a. Stinky George) is by your own admission a
    drug addict and alcoholic who usually spends all of his money drugs,
    booze, and whores. His "money" in this case would be the SSI check he
    receives from the Government.

    Stinky George has been arrested numerous times (you posted a copy of one
    of his mug shots), and has a known history of violence. You called him a "maniac" and reported how in a "blackout drunk" state, he attacked you
    and your mentally challenged dwarf brother with a metal rod -- beating
    your brother about the head with it.

    According to you, Stinky chose to become homeless and is enjoying his
    new life as a dharma bum -- living under a piece of discarded tarp on a
    dump site overlooking the Chattahoochee.

    Stinky generally shoots off 60 posts in a row, effectively burying any
    ongoing conversations here, in which he repeats the same dozen or so
    phrases over and over and over again.

    "Jordy" is an emotionally/intellectually challenged middle aged man who
    is supported by his parents. He is a self-professed homosexual who
    chooses to go by the name of his nephew of whom he appears to be overly
    fond. He is also a self-professed Communist (in spite of his living off
    of his family's wealth), goes into tantrums whenever anyone mentions
    President Trump, and seems to enjoy using a poetry group as a platform
    for exchanging meaning "hellos" in various languages, a dozen time a
    day.

    There are no lies or misrepresentations in anything I have said in the
    above passage.

    --

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Wed Jan 29 19:54:21 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 19:48:01 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 18:11:57 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 17:33:02 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 16:35:21 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    Will Dockery wrote:
    On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 20:48:44 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    Will Dockery wrote:
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 2:27:28 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 23:54:22 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
    George J. Dance wrote:

    from
    https://www.novabbs.com/arts/article-flat.php?id=253903&group=alt.arts.poetry.comments#253903

    On Fri, 20 Dec 2024 15:22:04 +0000, Michael Monkey aka "HarryLime" >>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:

    MMP: My literary journal was created to highlight the best examples of
    poetry from AAPC's various members. The best poetry by Member G does
    not necessarily measure up to the best poetry of Member J. >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    As Mr. Dance has so ably demonstrated above, his own poem left no traces
    on my memory.

    MMP's memory lapses are something I'm sure we're all familiar with by
    now. But let us remember what else I just ably demonstrated: that back
    in 2021 (when he was still hoping to recruit me as an ally) he >>>>>>>>>>>> considered Possibilities one of "the best examples of poetry" on AAPC.

    This deserves an underscore as an example of Michael Pendragon's biased
    behavior.

    Indeed. I'm not sure if you remeber that statement of his that I called
    a statement of his editorial philosophy:

    <quote>
    "You divide everyone into two categories: potential allies and potential
    adversaries. You slurp the writings of your potential allies and attack
    those of your potential adversaries."

    "When [someone] Jim is seen as a potential ally, you request his poetry.
    When he
    is seen as an adversary, you assign a childish name to him and claim he
    can't write." </q>

    source text:
    https://groups.google.com/g/alt.arts.poetry.comments/c/hDYKsC5l5Ew/m/IR5NzWPJBQAJ?hl=en

    That also fully describes his critical philosophy. No more need be said,
    but it can't be said often enough.

    snip

    In other words, Michael Pendragon is basically a two faced liar. >>>>>>>>
    Well, not exactly, It means he comes across as no different from a >>>>>>>> two-faced liar, but I think his mental state is more complex than that I
    should open a new threat where we can talk about that.

    Sounds good, and to avoid confusion with new readers, from now on I'll >>>>>>> just refer to Pendragon by his new chosen alias Harry Lime.

    That's a good point. Personally I do not like calling socks by their >>>>>> aliases puppets by their sock names; that also can be confusing, as it's >>>>>> meant to be. So I've started calling the person behind all those socks >>>>>> MMP for Michael Monkey Peabrain (or just Peabrain if he says something >>>>>> really stupid, or Lying Michael whenever I catch him in a lie). But that >>>>>> could also be confusing for new readers and casual readers, so I think >>>>>> I'll have to refer to him, when talking to third parties, as something >>>>>> else; something that will identify whom I mean to any new or casual >>>>>> readers.

    After some thought, I've settled on "the Lime sock" - what do you think? >>>>>>
    https://www.zazzle.ca/lime_green_socks-256240956281961664?rf=238512069961476072&tc=CjwKCAiA-ty8BhA_EiwAkyoa3_aFWzdIrL7epsnGiUBOmwWKHVyTWv2DT3XULBaoBmZv8YkfovgQhRoC6i8QAvD_BwE&z_ca=20390696811&z_dev=c&z_nw=x&z_lp=9000899&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiA-
    ty8BhA_EiwAkyoa3_aFWzdIrL7epsnGiUBOmwWKHVyTWv2DT3XULBaoBmZv8YkfovgQhRoC6i8QAvD_BwE&trchd=true

    Hilarious.

    ๐Ÿ˜


    And the childish name-calling continues.

    This is why you and George are the only ones here, Donkey

    Speaking of childish name calling ^^^

    HTH and HAND.

    At this late stage in the game, you have become Will Donkey. Addressing
    you by any other name would seem false.

    --

    In your delusional mind perhaps, little green monkey boy

    Donkey has stuck as your name.

    You should be grateful. It's a big step up from "Little Willie
    Douchebag" (and variations thereof), which is what everyone was calling
    before I arrived.

    --

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Wed Jan 29 20:05:40 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 20:00:07 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 19:54:17 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 19:48:01 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 18:11:57 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 17:33:02 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 16:35:21 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    Will Dockery wrote:
    On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 20:48:44 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    Will Dockery wrote:
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 2:27:28 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 23:54:22 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
    George J. Dance wrote:

    from
    https://www.novabbs.com/arts/article-flat.php?id=253903&group=alt.arts.poetry.comments#253903

    On Fri, 20 Dec 2024 15:22:04 +0000, Michael Monkey aka "HarryLime"
    wrote:

    MMP: My literary journal was created to highlight the best examples of
    poetry from AAPC's various members. The best poetry by Member G does
    not necessarily measure up to the best poetry of Member J. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    As Mr. Dance has so ably demonstrated above, his own poem left no traces
    on my memory.

    MMP's memory lapses are something I'm sure we're all familiar with by
    now. But let us remember what else I just ably demonstrated: that back
    in 2021 (when he was still hoping to recruit me as an ally) he >>>>>>>>>>>>>> considered Possibilities one of "the best examples of poetry" on AAPC.

    This deserves an underscore as an example of Michael Pendragon's biased
    behavior.

    Indeed. I'm not sure if you remeber that statement of his that I called
    a statement of his editorial philosophy:

    <quote>
    "You divide everyone into two categories: potential allies and potential
    adversaries. You slurp the writings of your potential allies and attack
    those of your potential adversaries."

    "When [someone] Jim is seen as a potential ally, you request his poetry.
    When he
    is seen as an adversary, you assign a childish name to him and claim he
    can't write." </q>

    source text:
    https://groups.google.com/g/alt.arts.poetry.comments/c/hDYKsC5l5Ew/m/IR5NzWPJBQAJ?hl=en

    That also fully describes his critical philosophy. No more need be said,
    but it can't be said often enough.

    snip

    In other words, Michael Pendragon is basically a two faced liar. >>>>>>>>>>
    Well, not exactly, It means he comes across as no different from a >>>>>>>>>> two-faced liar, but I think his mental state is more complex than that I
    should open a new threat where we can talk about that.

    Sounds good, and to avoid confusion with new readers, from now on I'll
    just refer to Pendragon by his new chosen alias Harry Lime.

    That's a good point. Personally I do not like calling socks by their >>>>>>>> aliases puppets by their sock names; that also can be confusing, as it's
    meant to be. So I've started calling the person behind all those socks >>>>>>>> MMP for Michael Monkey Peabrain (or just Peabrain if he says something >>>>>>>> really stupid, or Lying Michael whenever I catch him in a lie). But that
    could also be confusing for new readers and casual readers, so I think >>>>>>>> I'll have to refer to him, when talking to third parties, as something >>>>>>>> else; something that will identify whom I mean to any new or casual >>>>>>>> readers.

    After some thought, I've settled on "the Lime sock" - what do you think?

    https://www.zazzle.ca/lime_green_socks-256240956281961664?rf=238512069961476072&tc=CjwKCAiA-ty8BhA_EiwAkyoa3_aFWzdIrL7epsnGiUBOmwWKHVyTWv2DT3XULBaoBmZv8YkfovgQhRoC6i8QAvD_BwE&z_ca=20390696811&z_dev=c&z_nw=x&z_lp=9000899&gad_source=1&gclid=
    CjwKCAiA-ty8BhA_EiwAkyoa3_aFWzdIrL7epsnGiUBOmwWKHVyTWv2DT3XULBaoBmZv8YkfovgQhRoC6i8QAvD_BwE&trchd=true

    Hilarious.

    ๐Ÿ˜


    And the childish name-calling continues.

    This is why you and George are the only ones here, Donkey

    Speaking of childish name calling ^^^

    HTH and HAND.

    At this late stage in the game


    It's only January.

    In your delusional mind perhaps, little green monkey boy

    Donkey has stuck as your name

    Only in your delusional imagination, Pendragon.

    HTH and HAND.

    I'll have to post a link to my Will Donkey T-shirts, featuring the
    copyrighted Will Donkey character from the Will Donkey videos.

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Wed Jan 29 20:12:13 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 20:00:07 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 19:54:17 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 19:48:01 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 18:11:57 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 17:33:02 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 16:35:21 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    Will Dockery wrote:
    On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 20:48:44 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    Will Dockery wrote:
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 2:27:28 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 23:54:22 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
    George J. Dance wrote:

    from
    https://www.novabbs.com/arts/article-flat.php?id=253903&group=alt.arts.poetry.comments#253903

    On Fri, 20 Dec 2024 15:22:04 +0000, Michael Monkey aka "HarryLime"
    wrote:

    MMP: My literary journal was created to highlight the best examples of
    poetry from AAPC's various members. The best poetry by Member G does
    not necessarily measure up to the best poetry of Member J. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    As Mr. Dance has so ably demonstrated above, his own poem left no traces
    on my memory.

    MMP's memory lapses are something I'm sure we're all familiar with by
    now. But let us remember what else I just ably demonstrated: that back
    in 2021 (when he was still hoping to recruit me as an ally) he >>>>>>>>>>>>>> considered Possibilities one of "the best examples of poetry" on AAPC.

    This deserves an underscore as an example of Michael Pendragon's biased
    behavior.

    Indeed. I'm not sure if you remeber that statement of his that I called
    a statement of his editorial philosophy:

    <quote>
    "You divide everyone into two categories: potential allies and potential
    adversaries. You slurp the writings of your potential allies and attack
    those of your potential adversaries."

    "When [someone] Jim is seen as a potential ally, you request his poetry.
    When he
    is seen as an adversary, you assign a childish name to him and claim he
    can't write." </q>

    source text:
    https://groups.google.com/g/alt.arts.poetry.comments/c/hDYKsC5l5Ew/m/IR5NzWPJBQAJ?hl=en

    That also fully describes his critical philosophy. No more need be said,
    but it can't be said often enough.

    snip

    In other words, Michael Pendragon is basically a two faced liar. >>>>>>>>>>
    Well, not exactly, It means he comes across as no different from a >>>>>>>>>> two-faced liar, but I think his mental state is more complex than that I
    should open a new threat where we can talk about that.

    Sounds good, and to avoid confusion with new readers, from now on I'll
    just refer to Pendragon by his new chosen alias Harry Lime.

    That's a good point. Personally I do not like calling socks by their >>>>>>>> aliases puppets by their sock names; that also can be confusing, as it's
    meant to be. So I've started calling the person behind all those socks >>>>>>>> MMP for Michael Monkey Peabrain (or just Peabrain if he says something >>>>>>>> really stupid, or Lying Michael whenever I catch him in a lie). But that
    could also be confusing for new readers and casual readers, so I think >>>>>>>> I'll have to refer to him, when talking to third parties, as something >>>>>>>> else; something that will identify whom I mean to any new or casual >>>>>>>> readers.

    After some thought, I've settled on "the Lime sock" - what do you think?

    https://www.zazzle.ca/lime_green_socks-256240956281961664?rf=238512069961476072&tc=CjwKCAiA-ty8BhA_EiwAkyoa3_aFWzdIrL7epsnGiUBOmwWKHVyTWv2DT3XULBaoBmZv8YkfovgQhRoC6i8QAvD_BwE&z_ca=20390696811&z_dev=c&z_nw=x&z_lp=9000899&gad_source=1&gclid=
    CjwKCAiA-ty8BhA_EiwAkyoa3_aFWzdIrL7epsnGiUBOmwWKHVyTWv2DT3XULBaoBmZv8YkfovgQhRoC6i8QAvD_BwE&trchd=true

    Hilarious.

    ๐Ÿ˜


    And the childish name-calling continues.

    This is why you and George are the only ones here, Donkey

    Speaking of childish name calling ^^^

    HTH and HAND.

    At this late stage in the game


    It's only January.

    In your delusional mind perhaps, little green monkey boy

    Donkey has stuck as your name

    Only in your delusional imagination, Pendragon.

    HTH and HAND.

    https://www.reverbnation.com/willdonkey/videos

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Wed Jan 29 20:31:32 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 20:26:16 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 16:04:58 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Tue, 28 Jan 2025 15:13:40 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    No, Pendragon, you're either confused, delusional or simply
    bullshitting.

    alt.arts.poetry.comments is and always has been a Usenet newsgroup.

    a.a.p.c. can be found at Nova BBS:

    https://www.novabbs.com/arts/thread.php?group=alt.arts.poetry.comments

    Helmed by Retro Guy, Nova BBS used the classic Usenet newsgroup formula
    ^^^

    Or at JLA Forums:

    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655

    This Usenet portal is modelled on Google Groups and will probably take
    off big time soon ^^^

    HTH and HAND.

    There's no one left here, Will

    There's George Dance, Zod, Jordy and Rachel, to name a few.


    That's 3 members, 2 trolls (or is it 3 trolls and two members) with rare
    (very rare) visits from Ron and David.

    Whoop-de-damn-do.

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Wed Jan 29 21:29:17 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 20:56:12 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 20:12:08 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 20:00:07 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 19:54:17 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 19:48:01 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 18:11:57 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 17:33:02 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 16:35:21 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    Will Dockery wrote:
    On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 20:48:44 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    Will Dockery wrote:
    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 2:27:28 +0000, George J. Dance wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 23:54:22 +0000, Will Dockery wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> George J. Dance wrote:

    from
    https://www.novabbs.com/arts/article-flat.php?id=253903&group=alt.arts.poetry.comments#253903

    On Fri, 20 Dec 2024 15:22:04 +0000, Michael Monkey aka "HarryLime"
    wrote:

    MMP: My literary journal was created to highlight the best examples of
    poetry from AAPC's various members. The best poetry by Member G does
    not necessarily measure up to the best poetry of Member J. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    As Mr. Dance has so ably demonstrated above, his own poem left no traces
    on my memory.

    MMP's memory lapses are something I'm sure we're all familiar with by
    now. But let us remember what else I just ably demonstrated: that back
    in 2021 (when he was still hoping to recruit me as an ally) he >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> considered Possibilities one of "the best examples of poetry" on AAPC.

    This deserves an underscore as an example of Michael Pendragon's biased
    behavior.

    Indeed. I'm not sure if you remeber that statement of his that I called
    a statement of his editorial philosophy:

    <quote>
    "You divide everyone into two categories: potential allies and potential
    adversaries. You slurp the writings of your potential allies and attack
    those of your potential adversaries."

    "When [someone] Jim is seen as a potential ally, you request his poetry.
    When he
    is seen as an adversary, you assign a childish name to him and claim he
    can't write." </q>

    source text:
    https://groups.google.com/g/alt.arts.poetry.comments/c/hDYKsC5l5Ew/m/IR5NzWPJBQAJ?hl=en

    That also fully describes his critical philosophy. No more need be said,
    but it can't be said often enough.

    snip

    In other words, Michael Pendragon is basically a two faced liar. >>>>>>>>>>>>
    Well, not exactly, It means he comes across as no different from a >>>>>>>>>>>> two-faced liar, but I think his mental state is more complex than that I
    should open a new threat where we can talk about that.

    Sounds good, and to avoid confusion with new readers, from now on I'll
    just refer to Pendragon by his new chosen alias Harry Lime. >>>>>>>>>>
    That's a good point. Personally I do not like calling socks by their >>>>>>>>>> aliases puppets by their sock names; that also can be confusing, as it's
    meant to be. So I've started calling the person behind all those socks
    MMP for Michael Monkey Peabrain (or just Peabrain if he says something
    really stupid, or Lying Michael whenever I catch him in a lie). But that
    could also be confusing for new readers and casual readers, so I think
    I'll have to refer to him, when talking to third parties, as something
    else; something that will identify whom I mean to any new or casual >>>>>>>>>> readers.

    After some thought, I've settled on "the Lime sock" - what do you think?

    https://www.zazzle.ca/lime_green_socks-256240956281961664?rf=238512069961476072&tc=CjwKCAiA-ty8BhA_EiwAkyoa3_aFWzdIrL7epsnGiUBOmwWKHVyTWv2DT3XULBaoBmZv8YkfovgQhRoC6i8QAvD_BwE&z_ca=20390696811&z_dev=c&z_nw=x&z_lp=9000899&gad_source=1&gclid=
    CjwKCAiA-ty8BhA_EiwAkyoa3_aFWzdIrL7epsnGiUBOmwWKHVyTWv2DT3XULBaoBmZv8YkfovgQhRoC6i8QAvD_BwE&trchd=true

    Hilarious.

    ๐Ÿ˜


    And the childish name-calling continues.

    This is why you and George are the only ones here, Donkey

    Speaking of childish name calling ^^^

    HTH and HAND.

    At this late stage in the game


    It's only January.

    In your delusional mind perhaps, little green monkey boy

    Donkey has stuck as your name

    Only in your delusional imagination, Pendragon.

    HTH and HAND.

    https://www.reverbnation.com/willdonkey/videos

    --

    Your obsession with "Will Dockery" is noted.

    Will Donkey is a fun character to work with. Have you checked out the
    Pizza video? It's about a Delivery Boy who takes revenge on the
    customers who don't tip him. You might actually enjoy it.

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Thu Jan 30 04:08:47 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 21:55:57 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    George J. Dance wrote:

    from
    https://www.novabbs.com/arts/article-flat.php?id=253903&group=alt.arts.poetry.comments#253903

    On Fri, 20 Dec 2024 15:22:04 +0000, Michael Monkey aka "HarryLime"
    wrote:

    Yes, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) has returned, as Will and I
    suspected. Even the name of his new sock, "HarryLime", looked like an
    obvious clue to the "third man" on Team Monkey (the other two being
    Jim/Edward and NancyGene). So we devised a way to have him out himself:
    Will would bump up an old thread, I'd reply to it, and if "Harry" were
    MMP, he wouldn't be able to resist replying. And it worked.

    (Since the backthread has served its purpose, I've snipped most of it.)

    It's "Jerk store!" time, again. George Dance re-responds to a post I
    made almost two years ago (because he thinks I'm no longer here to smack >>> him around).

    If further proof that this is MMP were needed, here it is: he walked
    right into the trap, and he's still clueless that it even happened.

    On Sat, 21 Jan 2023 4:13:51 +0000, Michael Pendragon wrote:
    The above passage demonstrates why so-so poets should avoid
    predetermined formats at all costs. The "sentence" is incomplete.

    GD: That's because it wasn't a "sentence" until "Edward" added the full
    stop. Which demonstrates only that so-so poets should avoid
    repunctuating their betters' poetry.

    MMP: GD is now aping PJR (because PJR is no longer here to slap him
    around).

    Years conspire to decrease possibilities.

    GD: Exactly what the poem says, which Michael would have discovered if
    he
    had bothered to look it up. He didn't even need to look it up on line;
    he could have found it in his own "literary journal" (AYOS 2021, 10).

    MMP: My literary journal was created to highlight the best examples of
    poetry from AAPC's various members. The best poetry by Member G does
    not necessarily measure up to the best poetry of Member J.

    As Mr. Dance has so ably demonstrated above, his own poem left no traces >>> on my memory.

    MMP's memory lapses are something I'm sure we're all familiar with by
    now. But let us remember what else I just ably demonstrated: that back
    in 2021 (when he was still hoping to recruit me as an ally) he
    considered Possibilities one of "the best examples of poetry" on AAPC.

    These too lines don't form a coherent sentence.

    GD: I think you mean those *two* lines. They are not a sentence, even in >>> Edward's edit, and neither of them are a sentence in the actual poem.
    Once again, Edward added a full stop that's not in the original (as
    Michael would have known, if he'd bothered to read the original).

    MMP: It seems that Mr. Dance's purpose in reopening this thread is to
    re-state that Mr. Rochester mistakenly added end punctuation to his
    lines, thereby making his poem appear to be more illiterate than it
    actually is.

    MMP seems completely clueless about my actual "purpose" but that's par
    for the course. So let's focus on what's important:
    (1) He claimed my poem was "illiterate";
    (2) I pointed out that every example of "illiteracy" he found was added
    by his ally Jim;
    (3) Now he's claiming my poem is still "illiterate".

    Remember, again, that three years ago, when he still hoped to talk me
    into becoming his ally, he considered it one of "the best poems" on aapc
    that year. Now that he considers me his adversary, it's "illiterate."
    "When [someone] is seen as an adversary, you assign a childish name to
    him and claim he can't write."

    The fact that Mr. Dance feels compelled to do so nearly two years after
    both the original post *and* after his original refutation demonstrates
    an alarming degree of obsessive pettiness on his part.

    LOL! Will picked the thread - and it's a good one - but there were many
    other possibilities. (heh!) Suffice it to say, Jim is a fool and no one
    in their right mind would judge their poetry by what he says about it.

    GD: Having children restores the lost possibilities; you no longer have
    them, but your children do.

    MMP: No, they don't. If the poem is expressing a universal principle,
    then the children's possibilities will necessarily be decreased as they
    mature as well.

    Sure, onr's children will fail to realize some of their possibilities,
    too; but they will also realize some that their parents did not. Just
    because MMP or Jim failed to reach your own goals, for example, it does
    not follow that your children will fail at their goals as well.

    This, again, is not a coherent sentence.

    GD: Once again, that is solely due to Edward's editing.

    MMP: "Once again,..." Quite. And one supposes that will be repeating it >>> yet a third time two years from now.

    If MMP shows up two years from now with a new sock, we might try the
    same thing. But not probably with a different thread; the archives are
    full of threads like this.

    You really spend way too much
    time interacting with the Donkey; his illiteracy is rubbing off.

    GD: It figures that you'd try to blame Will; but I don't see how you can >>> blame him for Edward's sloppy editing.

    MMP: Mr. Donkey serves as proof of the old adage concerning the "one bad >>> apple."

    In this case, the presence of one illiterate member of a group causes
    the other members to relax their standards.

    Or, in the words of another adage, any group will inevitably settle to
    the level of its lowest participant.

    MMP repeatedly complains about me repeating this point, but it doesn't
    seem to have sunk in yet, so:
    The only examples of "illiteracy" that have been shown in this thread
    came from Jim. (Better yet, let's "settle" to MMP's level and start
    calling Jim Mr. Chimp again.)

    I'd say the only reason for MMP to call Will an illiterate that's been
    shown in this thread is that he doesn't like Will. Will's also MMP's
    adversary. As he says: "When [someone] is seen as an adversary, you
    assign a childish name to him and claim he
    can't write."
    https://groups.google.com/g/alt.arts.poetry.comments/c/EA_gCO9_BDk/m/DWT2Fq0TBwAJ?hl=en

    How do the possibilities justify our lives if they are decreased to
    irrelevancy by years?

    GD: As I already explained: they're restored in the next generation.

    MMP: And as I've already explained, the next generation's possibilities
    are as limited as those of their forebears. Since time and circumstance >>> will *always* conspire to decrease their possibilities by the time they
    reach adulthood, the seemingly unlimited possibilities at birth are
    necessarily an illusion.

    Nonsense; people can and do realize possibilities in their lives,
    including those their ancestors never did. No one can do everything, of
    course, but plenty of people have done enough to justify their existence
    {many of whose ancestors did nothing to justify theirs, beyond - wait
    for it - having families).

    Roughly speaking (i.e., ignoring the incoherent pseudo-sentences),

    GD: I do hope we've spent enough time on Edward's pseudo-sentences.

    MMP: LOL! If Mr. Dance actually meant what he said, he wouldn't have
    reopened a two-year old thread in order to bitch about Mr. Rochester's
    "edits" to his poem a second time.

    LOL right back. I've already explained why I commented on the thread
    Will reopened. But I'm serious; we've advanced the debate. MMP has not
    disputed that all "illiteracy" he discovered was caused by Mr. Chimp,
    but he's sticking to his story that the poem is still "illiterate"
    anway, as per his editorial philosophy: "When [someone] is seen as an
    adversary, you assign a childish name to him and claim he can't write."

    your
    poem is saying that we are all born with unlimited potential, but that >>>> the years conspire (with circumstance) to undercut our ability to
    achieve it.

    What is "it"? No one realizes "unlimited" possibilites, but plenty of
    people realize some, including ones their parents failed to realize.

    As compensation for our wasted lives, we can always take
    solace in our families (ignoring the fact that our children's potential >>>> will be as unrealized as our own.

    GD: Nothing in the poem about "compensation" - the word I used was
    "justification". A person who has children has not completely wasted his >>> or her own life, no matter how much he or she hasn't done.

    MMP: Sentimental hogwash.

    Nothing sentimental about it. You or I have no idea what those children,
    or their children, or their children will do. That gives one a reason to
    value other people, to judge them to be at least worth not harming - but
    it's a reason based purely on self-interest, not sentiment.

    I point to the example of "Joey" <snip>
    - and I'll snip it, because it looks like another attempt to flame Will
    and/or to change the subject. Instead, I'll give an example of my own.

    One justifies one's life by adding value to the world.
    Did Edgar Allan Poe add value to the world? I'd say yes, by his writing.
    Did John M. Poe add value to the world? I'm not aware of anything he
    did, but I'd say yes for him as well, because he was EAP's
    great-grandfather - without him, there'd have been no EAP.

    That's a good (if downbeat) topic for a poem. Unfortunately, your
    attempt to force it into triolet form at the sake of clarity undermines >>>> any possibilities ;-) it might have had.

    GD: It's sad that Michael's opinion of the poem (which, as noted, he
    previously published in his "literary journal") has fallen so much since >>> he put me on his enemy's list. I'm sure that was just a coincidence,
    though.

    MMP: Again, Mr. Dance is confusing the purpose of The Sunday Sampler,
    and A Year of Sundays which is its current incarnation.

    A Year of Sundays was created to provide a showcase for the best poetry
    of each of AAPC's members. My opinion regarding Mr. Dance's poem has not >>> changed: it is without doubt one of Mr. Dance's better works.

    Really? MMP claimed just days ago (in the post I'm replying to) that the
    poem was "illiterate". Now he's saying that he thought it was
    "illiterate" when he published it in AYOS? Why would he publish an
    "illiterate" poem? And why, FTM, what is holding him back from showing
    why he allegedly thought it was illiterate?

    (Those are rhetorical questions, of course. I think MMP is bullshitting,
    and that his stated opinions did change, when he switched me from
    potential ally to open adversary. But he is free to prove me wrong by
    supplying credible answers.)

    Nor is Mr. Dance on my imaginary "enemies list."

    There is no need to even look for a quote. There is no other reason why
    MMP jumped into this discussion, two years ago or now, other than to
    protect Mr. Chimpfrom me? Or why his Mr. Chimp even started it? One
    that's better than this Team Monkey vs. Team Donkey thing you now claim
    to have no memory of?

    *****Speaking of A Year of Sundays... I'm currently compiling our 2024
    print volume, which features the work of such (usenet) AAPC favorites as >>> J.D. Senetto, NancyGene, Ash Wurthing, Kevin Fries, Bob Burrows,
    Hieronymous Corey, Karen Tellefsen, Richard Oakley, Wenceslas Kabeba,
    and my oh-so-humble self; along with FB AAPC favorites, Louise Charlton
    Webster, Scott Thomas, Bruce Boston, Robert Payne Cabeen, Paul Cordeiro, >>> ruth housman, Trinity-memyandi Venter, Jefferson Carter, Joseph Danoski, >>> Stephen Brooke, & Devin Anderson.*****

    Congratulations; that's at least 19 people who'll buy a copy. Make that
    20; I'll probably get one to see what Bruce Boston wrote.

    But I digress

    (backthread snipped)

    1) There is nothing particularly difficult about writing a poem in any >>>> given form. One doesn't even have to memorize the structure of a
    triolet. All one has to do is use a triolet for a model and copy the
    format.

    GD: It certainly seems to be too hard for some people.

    MMP: What a childish and petty thing to say!

    MMP and his Mr. Chimp may believe they can write really wonderful
    triolets if they felt like it. There is absolutely no reason for me to
    humor them, of course.

    2) As previously noted, I don't like writing in pre-fabricated forms.

    See above.

    If I write a sonnet, it's because my Muse dictated a 14-line poem to me. >>>> Poets who write from inspiration rather than formula don't limit
    themselves to someone else's rules.

    GD: The "Muse" is a charming idea, which I've heard of; but I don't
    remember ever seeing Her invoked to evade responsibility for one's
    writing until
    now.

    MMP: Why do you lie so much, Mr. Dance?

    There is not even a hint of evading poetic responsibility in my
    statement.

    It's clear here that MMP is saying no one can blame him or Mr. Chimp for
    what they write, because it's not their choice; their "muses" made them
    write it that way. You just take dictation.

    Quite the contrary, it stresses the importance of *not*
    sacrificing inspiration by forcing it into a preconceived format.



    3) Jim is a far better poet than you. Jim's poems strike the reader as >>>> being real -- powerfully, emotionally raw, unadulterated reality.

    This is the other side of MMP's editorial philosophy: "When Jim is seen
    as a potential ally, you request his poetry." That's raw, unadulterated
    reality.

    Your
    poems, otoh, express time-worn, mundane thoughts in imitative formats.

    GD: Interestingly, MMP concludes by once again praising the work of
    an
    ally Jim ("Edward") while insulting the work of an adversary. If he were >>> still here, I'm sure he'd shrug that off as just a coincidence.

    MMP: J.D. Senetto is an exceptionally talented poet. In fact, my
    greatest difficulty in selecting which poems to include in AYoS' year
    end print journal, is in deciding which of Jim's poems to leave out.

    Now, that's as adulatory as if the Chimp wrote it himself - and just as
    meaningful, I'm afraid. As I've said, and not just to MMP and his team:

    If a poet consistently praised his own and only his own work, that
    wouldn't be seen as a comment on the work but on the poet. Do you agree
    so far?
    If instead two poets considtently praised each other's, and only each
    other's, work, I wouldn't see that as any different.

    Actually, it's the readers who will make that decision, George.

    GD: Well, we can ask the readers who won this round: Michael's
    adversary,
    whose poem was edited by an illiterate; or Michael's ally, the
    illiterate who did the editing.

    MMP: I think it abundantly clear that Mr. Rochester is the winner, since >>> his "edit" of your poem has weighed so heavily on your consciousness
    that you felt compelled to address it a second time... nearly two years
    after the fact.

    That should be "clear" to anyone. Rereading the thread and thinking of
    new things to say would be enough to explain why I'd comment again.
    There's no no reason to think that I'd thought of Mr. Chimp's edit in
    the intervening time, and I certainly can't say that I have. For
    another, I did not address his edit in my reply; I tried to keep the
    focus consistently on MMP's "third man" intervention into the flame war
    Mr. Chimp had begun; and the new points I made in that respect were
    enough to merit a new reply.

    OTOH, I doubt Jim has given it a single thought.

    That's possibly true. It's questionable whether Mr. Chimp gives anything
    he does much thought.

    You sure have Michael Pendragon in a tizzy today.

    ๐Ÿ˜

    Oh no! Not the dreaded tizzy!

    How will I ever live it down???

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Thu Jan 30 04:35:48 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Thu, 30 Jan 2025 4:22:38 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Thu, 30 Jan 2025 4:08:43 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 21:55:57 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    George J. Dance wrote:

    from
    https://www.novabbs.com/arts/article-flat.php?id=253903&group=alt.arts.poetry.comments#253903

    On Fri, 20 Dec 2024 15:22:04 +0000, Michael Monkey aka "HarryLime"
    wrote:

    Yes, Michael Monkey Peabrain (MMP) has returned, as Will and I
    suspected. Even the name of his new sock, "HarryLime", looked like an
    obvious clue to the "third man" on Team Monkey (the other two being
    Jim/Edward and NancyGene). So we devised a way to have him out himself: >>>> Will would bump up an old thread, I'd reply to it, and if "Harry" were >>>> MMP, he wouldn't be able to resist replying. And it worked.

    (Since the backthread has served its purpose, I've snipped most of it.) >>>>
    It's "Jerk store!" time, again. George Dance re-responds to a post I >>>>> made almost two years ago (because he thinks I'm no longer here to smack >>>>> him around).

    If further proof that this is MMP were needed, here it is: he walked
    right into the trap, and he's still clueless that it even happened.

    On Sat, 21 Jan 2023 4:13:51 +0000, Michael Pendragon wrote:
    The above passage demonstrates why so-so poets should avoid
    predetermined formats at all costs. The "sentence" is incomplete.

    GD: That's because it wasn't a "sentence" until "Edward" added the full >>>>> stop. Which demonstrates only that so-so poets should avoid
    repunctuating their betters' poetry.

    MMP: GD is now aping PJR (because PJR is no longer here to slap him
    around).

    Years conspire to decrease possibilities.

    GD: Exactly what the poem says, which Michael would have discovered if >>>>> he
    had bothered to look it up. He didn't even need to look it up on line; >>>>> he could have found it in his own "literary journal" (AYOS 2021, 10). >>>>>
    MMP: My literary journal was created to highlight the best examples of >>>>> poetry from AAPC's various members. The best poetry by Member G does >>>>> not necessarily measure up to the best poetry of Member J.

    As Mr. Dance has so ably demonstrated above, his own poem left no traces >>>>> on my memory.

    MMP's memory lapses are something I'm sure we're all familiar with by
    now. But let us remember what else I just ably demonstrated: that back >>>> in 2021 (when he was still hoping to recruit me as an ally) he
    considered Possibilities one of "the best examples of poetry" on AAPC. >>>>
    These too lines don't form a coherent sentence.

    GD: I think you mean those *two* lines. They are not a sentence, even in >>>>> Edward's edit, and neither of them are a sentence in the actual poem. >>>>> Once again, Edward added a full stop that's not in the original (as
    Michael would have known, if he'd bothered to read the original).

    MMP: It seems that Mr. Dance's purpose in reopening this thread is to >>>>> re-state that Mr. Rochester mistakenly added end punctuation to his
    lines, thereby making his poem appear to be more illiterate than it
    actually is.

    MMP seems completely clueless about my actual "purpose" but that's par >>>> for the course. So let's focus on what's important:
    (1) He claimed my poem was "illiterate";
    (2) I pointed out that every example of "illiteracy" he found was added >>>> by his ally Jim;
    (3) Now he's claiming my poem is still "illiterate".

    Remember, again, that three years ago, when he still hoped to talk me
    into becoming his ally, he considered it one of "the best poems" on aapc >>>> that year. Now that he considers me his adversary, it's "illiterate."
    "When [someone] is seen as an adversary, you assign a childish name to >>>> him and claim he can't write."

    The fact that Mr. Dance feels compelled to do so nearly two years after >>>>> both the original post *and* after his original refutation demonstrates >>>>> an alarming degree of obsessive pettiness on his part.

    LOL! Will picked the thread - and it's a good one - but there were many >>>> other possibilities. (heh!) Suffice it to say, Jim is a fool and no one >>>> in their right mind would judge their poetry by what he says about it. >>>>
    GD: Having children restores the lost possibilities; you no longer have >>>>> them, but your children do.

    MMP: No, they don't. If the poem is expressing a universal principle, >>>>> then the children's possibilities will necessarily be decreased as they >>>>> mature as well.

    Sure, onr's children will fail to realize some of their possibilities, >>>> too; but they will also realize some that their parents did not. Just
    because MMP or Jim failed to reach your own goals, for example, it does >>>> not follow that your children will fail at their goals as well.

    This, again, is not a coherent sentence.

    GD: Once again, that is solely due to Edward's editing.

    MMP: "Once again,..." Quite. And one supposes that will be repeating it >>>>> yet a third time two years from now.

    If MMP shows up two years from now with a new sock, we might try the
    same thing. But not probably with a different thread; the archives are >>>> full of threads like this.

    You really spend way too much
    time interacting with the Donkey; his illiteracy is rubbing off.

    GD: It figures that you'd try to blame Will; but I don't see how you can >>>>> blame him for Edward's sloppy editing.

    MMP: Mr. Donkey serves as proof of the old adage concerning the "one bad >>>>> apple."

    In this case, the presence of one illiterate member of a group causes >>>>> the other members to relax their standards.

    Or, in the words of another adage, any group will inevitably settle to >>>>> the level of its lowest participant.

    MMP repeatedly complains about me repeating this point, but it doesn't >>>> seem to have sunk in yet, so:
    The only examples of "illiteracy" that have been shown in this thread
    came from Jim. (Better yet, let's "settle" to MMP's level and start
    calling Jim Mr. Chimp again.)

    I'd say the only reason for MMP to call Will an illiterate that's been >>>> shown in this thread is that he doesn't like Will. Will's also MMP's
    adversary. As he says: "When [someone] is seen as an adversary, you
    assign a childish name to him and claim he
    can't write."
    https://groups.google.com/g/alt.arts.poetry.comments/c/EA_gCO9_BDk/m/DWT2Fq0TBwAJ?hl=en

    How do the possibilities justify our lives if they are decreased to >>>>>> irrelevancy by years?

    GD: As I already explained: they're restored in the next generation. >>>>>
    MMP: And as I've already explained, the next generation's possibilities >>>>> are as limited as those of their forebears. Since time and circumstance >>>>> will *always* conspire to decrease their possibilities by the time they >>>>> reach adulthood, the seemingly unlimited possibilities at birth are
    necessarily an illusion.

    Nonsense; people can and do realize possibilities in their lives,
    including those their ancestors never did. No one can do everything, of >>>> course, but plenty of people have done enough to justify their existence >>>> {many of whose ancestors did nothing to justify theirs, beyond - wait
    for it - having families).

    Roughly speaking (i.e., ignoring the incoherent pseudo-sentences),

    GD: I do hope we've spent enough time on Edward's pseudo-sentences.

    MMP: LOL! If Mr. Dance actually meant what he said, he wouldn't have >>>>> reopened a two-year old thread in order to bitch about Mr. Rochester's >>>>> "edits" to his poem a second time.

    LOL right back. I've already explained why I commented on the thread
    Will reopened. But I'm serious; we've advanced the debate. MMP has not >>>> disputed that all "illiteracy" he discovered was caused by Mr. Chimp,
    but he's sticking to his story that the poem is still "illiterate"
    anway, as per his editorial philosophy: "When [someone] is seen as an
    adversary, you assign a childish name to him and claim he can't write." >>>>
    your
    poem is saying that we are all born with unlimited potential, but that >>>>>> the years conspire (with circumstance) to undercut our ability to
    achieve it.

    What is "it"? No one realizes "unlimited" possibilites, but plenty of
    people realize some, including ones their parents failed to realize.

    As compensation for our wasted lives, we can always take
    solace in our families (ignoring the fact that our children's potential >>>>>> will be as unrealized as our own.

    GD: Nothing in the poem about "compensation" - the word I used was
    "justification". A person who has children has not completely wasted his >>>>> or her own life, no matter how much he or she hasn't done.

    MMP: Sentimental hogwash.

    Nothing sentimental about it. You or I have no idea what those children, >>>> or their children, or their children will do. That gives one a reason to >>>> value other people, to judge them to be at least worth not harming - but >>>> it's a reason based purely on self-interest, not sentiment.

    I point to the example of "Joey" <snip>
    - and I'll snip it, because it looks like another attempt to flame Will >>>> and/or to change the subject. Instead, I'll give an example of my own. >>>>
    One justifies one's life by adding value to the world.
    Did Edgar Allan Poe add value to the world? I'd say yes, by his writing. >>>> Did John M. Poe add value to the world? I'm not aware of anything he
    did, but I'd say yes for him as well, because he was EAP's
    great-grandfather - without him, there'd have been no EAP.

    That's a good (if downbeat) topic for a poem. Unfortunately, your >>>>>> attempt to force it into triolet form at the sake of clarity undermines >>>>>> any possibilities ;-) it might have had.

    GD: It's sad that Michael's opinion of the poem (which, as noted, he >>>>> previously published in his "literary journal") has fallen so much since >>>>> he put me on his enemy's list. I'm sure that was just a coincidence, >>>>> though.

    MMP: Again, Mr. Dance is confusing the purpose of The Sunday Sampler, >>>>> and A Year of Sundays which is its current incarnation.

    A Year of Sundays was created to provide a showcase for the best poetry >>>>> of each of AAPC's members. My opinion regarding Mr. Dance's poem has not >>>>> changed: it is without doubt one of Mr. Dance's better works.

    Really? MMP claimed just days ago (in the post I'm replying to) that the >>>> poem was "illiterate". Now he's saying that he thought it was
    "illiterate" when he published it in AYOS? Why would he publish an
    "illiterate" poem? And why, FTM, what is holding him back from showing >>>> why he allegedly thought it was illiterate?

    (Those are rhetorical questions, of course. I think MMP is bullshitting, >>>> and that his stated opinions did change, when he switched me from
    potential ally to open adversary. But he is free to prove me wrong by
    supplying credible answers.)

    Nor is Mr. Dance on my imaginary "enemies list."

    There is no need to even look for a quote. There is no other reason why >>>> MMP jumped into this discussion, two years ago or now, other than to
    protect Mr. Chimpfrom me? Or why his Mr. Chimp even started it? One
    that's better than this Team Monkey vs. Team Donkey thing you now claim >>>> to have no memory of?

    *****Speaking of A Year of Sundays... I'm currently compiling our 2024 >>>>> print volume, which features the work of such (usenet) AAPC favorites as >>>>> J.D. Senetto, NancyGene, Ash Wurthing, Kevin Fries, Bob Burrows,
    Hieronymous Corey, Karen Tellefsen, Richard Oakley, Wenceslas Kabeba, >>>>> and my oh-so-humble self; along with FB AAPC favorites, Louise Charlton >>>>> Webster, Scott Thomas, Bruce Boston, Robert Payne Cabeen, Paul Cordeiro, >>>>> ruth housman, Trinity-memyandi Venter, Jefferson Carter, Joseph Danoski, >>>>> Stephen Brooke, & Devin Anderson.*****

    Congratulations; that's at least 19 people who'll buy a copy. Make that >>>> 20; I'll probably get one to see what Bruce Boston wrote.

    But I digress

    (backthread snipped)

    1) There is nothing particularly difficult about writing a poem in any >>>>>> given form. One doesn't even have to memorize the structure of a
    triolet. All one has to do is use a triolet for a model and copy the >>>>>> format.

    GD: It certainly seems to be too hard for some people.

    MMP: What a childish and petty thing to say!

    MMP and his Mr. Chimp may believe they can write really wonderful
    triolets if they felt like it. There is absolutely no reason for me to >>>> humor them, of course.

    2) As previously noted, I don't like writing in pre-fabricated forms. >>>>>
    See above.

    If I write a sonnet, it's because my Muse dictated a 14-line poem to me. >>>>>> Poets who write from inspiration rather than formula don't limit
    themselves to someone else's rules.

    GD: The "Muse" is a charming idea, which I've heard of; but I don't
    remember ever seeing Her invoked to evade responsibility for one's
    writing until
    now.

    MMP: Why do you lie so much, Mr. Dance?

    There is not even a hint of evading poetic responsibility in my
    statement.

    It's clear here that MMP is saying no one can blame him or Mr. Chimp for >>>> what they write, because it's not their choice; their "muses" made them >>>> write it that way. You just take dictation.

    Quite the contrary, it stresses the importance of *not*
    sacrificing inspiration by forcing it into a preconceived format.



    3) Jim is a far better poet than you. Jim's poems strike the reader as >>>>>> being real -- powerfully, emotionally raw, unadulterated reality.

    This is the other side of MMP's editorial philosophy: "When Jim is seen >>>> as a potential ally, you request his poetry." That's raw, unadulterated >>>> reality.

    Your
    poems, otoh, express time-worn, mundane thoughts in imitative formats. >>>>>
    GD: Interestingly, MMP concludes by once again praising the work of
    an
    ally Jim ("Edward") while insulting the work of an adversary. If he were >>>>> still here, I'm sure he'd shrug that off as just a coincidence.

    MMP: J.D. Senetto is an exceptionally talented poet. In fact, my
    greatest difficulty in selecting which poems to include in AYoS' year >>>>> end print journal, is in deciding which of Jim's poems to leave out.

    Now, that's as adulatory as if the Chimp wrote it himself - and just as >>>> meaningful, I'm afraid. As I've said, and not just to MMP and his team: >>>>
    If a poet consistently praised his own and only his own work, that
    wouldn't be seen as a comment on the work but on the poet. Do you agree >>>> so far?
    If instead two poets considtently praised each other's, and only each
    other's, work, I wouldn't see that as any different.

    Actually, it's the readers who will make that decision, George.

    GD: Well, we can ask the readers who won this round: Michael's
    adversary,
    whose poem was edited by an illiterate; or Michael's ally, the
    illiterate who did the editing.

    MMP: I think it abundantly clear that Mr. Rochester is the winner, since >>>>> his "edit" of your poem has weighed so heavily on your consciousness >>>>> that you felt compelled to address it a second time... nearly two years >>>>> after the fact.

    That should be "clear" to anyone. Rereading the thread and thinking of >>>> new things to say would be enough to explain why I'd comment again.
    There's no no reason to think that I'd thought of Mr. Chimp's edit in
    the intervening time, and I certainly can't say that I have. For
    another, I did not address his edit in my reply; I tried to keep the
    focus consistently on MMP's "third man" intervention into the flame war >>>> Mr. Chimp had begun; and the new points I made in that respect were
    enough to merit a new reply.

    OTOH, I doubt Jim has given it a single thought.

    That's possibly true. It's questionable whether Mr. Chimp gives anything >>>> he does much thought.

    You sure have Michael Pendragon in a tizzy today.

    ๐Ÿ˜

    Oh no! Not the dreaded tizzy!

    How will I ever live it down???

    --

    You should be used to it by now, Pendragon.

    ๐Ÿ˜

    I'm used to all of your idiotic stock comments, Donkey: tizzy, confused,
    calm down, etc.

    Trolls get off on pushing others into an emotionally upset state
    ("MELTDOWN!").

    It gives them a sense of power that is invariably lacking in their
    personal lives.

    BTW, I'm not seeing any sock activity here, Donkey. Don't tell me your
    socks have left as well.

    --

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Thu Jan 30 16:05:48 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Thu, 30 Jan 2025 5:41:44 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 21:29:12 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    Will Dockery wrote:
    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 20:12:08 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 20:00:07 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
    On Wed, 29 Jan 2025 19:54:17 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
    Will Dockery wrote:
    On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 20:48:44 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:
    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 23:54:22 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
    George J. Dance wrote:

    from
    https://www.novabbs.com/arts/article-flat.php?id=253903&group=alt.arts.poetry.comments#253903

    On Fri, 20 Dec 2024 15:22:04 +0000, Michael Monkey aka "HarryLime"
    wrote:

    MMP: My literary journal was created to highlight the best examples of
    poetry from AAPC's various members. The best poetry by Member G does
    not necessarily measure up to the best poetry of Member J. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    As Mr. Dance has so ably demonstrated above, his own poem left no traces
    on my memory.

    MMP's memory lapses are something I'm sure we're all familiar with by
    now. But let us remember what else I just ably demonstrated: that back
    in 2021 (when he was still hoping to recruit me as an ally) he
    considered Possibilities one of "the best examples of poetry" on AAPC.

    This deserves an underscore as an example of Michael Pendragon's biased
    behavior.

    Indeed. I'm not sure if you remeber that statement of his that I called
    a statement of his editorial philosophy:

    <quote>
    "You divide everyone into two categories: potential allies and potential
    adversaries. You slurp the writings of your potential allies and attack
    those of your potential adversaries."

    "When [someone] Jim is seen as a potential ally, you request his poetry.
    When he
    is seen as an adversary, you assign a childish name to him and claim he
    can't write." </q>

    source text:
    https://groups.google.com/g/alt.arts.poetry.comments/c/hDYKsC5l5Ew/m/IR5NzWPJBQAJ?hl=en

    That also fully describes his critical philosophy. No more need be said,
    but it can't be said often enough.

    snip

    In other words, Michael Pendragon is basically a two faced liar.

    Well, not exactly, It means he comes across as no different from a
    two-faced liar, but I think his mental state is more complex than that I
    should open a new threat where we can talk about that. >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    Sounds good, and to avoid confusion with new readers, from now on I'll
    just refer to Pendragon by his new chosen alias Harry Lime. >>>>>>>>>>>>
    That's a good point. Personally I do not like calling socks by their
    aliases puppets by their sock names; that also can be confusing, as it's
    meant to be. So I've started calling the person behind all those socks
    MMP for Michael Monkey Peabrain (or just Peabrain if he says something
    really stupid, or Lying Michael whenever I catch him in a lie). But that
    could also be confusing for new readers and casual readers, so I think
    I'll have to refer to him, when talking to third parties, as something
    else; something that will identify whom I mean to any new or casual
    readers.

    After some thought, I've settled on "the Lime sock" - what do you think?

    https://www.zazzle.ca/lime_green_socks-256240956281961664?rf=238512069961476072&tc=CjwKCAiA-ty8BhA_EiwAkyoa3_aFWzdIrL7epsnGiUBOmwWKHVyTWv2DT3XULBaoBmZv8YkfovgQhRoC6i8QAvD_BwE&z_ca=20390696811&z_dev=c&z_nw=x&z_lp=9000899&gad_source=1&gclid=
    CjwKCAiA-ty8BhA_EiwAkyoa3_aFWzdIrL7epsnGiUBOmwWKHVyTWv2DT3XULBaoBmZv8YkfovgQhRoC6i8QAvD_BwE&trchd=true

    Hilarious.

    ๐Ÿ˜


    And the childish name-calling continues.

    This is why you and George are the only ones here, Donkey

    Speaking of childish name calling ^^^

    HTH and HAND.

    At this late stage in the game


    It's only January.

    In your delusional mind perhaps, little green monkey boy

    Donkey has stuck as your name

    Only in your delusional imagination, Pendragon.

    HTH and HAND.

    https://www.reverbnation.com/willdonkey/videos

    --

    Your obsession with "Will Dockery" is noted.

    Will Donkey is a fun character to work with. Have you checked out the
    Pizza video? It's about a Delivery Boy who takes revenge on the
    customers who don't tip him. You might actually enjoy it.

    --

    No, is the video on YouTube?

    https://www.reverbnation.com/willdonkey/videos

    This link takes you to all 7 of Will Donkey's videos. You can click on
    the one titled "You Don't Know What I Done to Your Pizza" there.

    --

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  • From Rudy Canoza@21:1/5 to HarryLime on Thu Jan 30 14:33:13 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    HarryLime wrote:
    On Thu, 30 Jan 2025 5:41:44 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:
    No, is the video on YouTube?

    https://www.reverbnation.com/willdonkey/videos

    This link takes you to all 7 of Will Donkey's videos.ย  You can click on
    the one titled "You Don't Know What I Done to Your Pizza" there.


    Very well done, Touchรฉ!

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Sat Feb 1 00:18:17 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Fri, 31 Jan 2025 13:36:21 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 27 Jan 2025 20:48:44 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 12:32:52 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    On Fri, 17 Jan 2025 2:27:28 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Wed, 15 Jan 2025 23:54:22 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    George J. Dance wrote:

    On Fri, 3 Jan 2025 7:40:51 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 23 Dec 2024 21:00:16 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    from
    https://www.novabbs.com/arts/article-flat.php?id=253903&group=alt.arts.poetry.comments#253903

    On Fri, 20 Dec 2024 15:22:04 +0000, Michael Monkey aka "HarryLime" >>>>>>>> wrote:

    MMP: My literary journal was created to highlight the best examples of
    poetry from AAPC's various members. The best poetry by Member G does >>>>>>>>> not necessarily measure up to the best poetry of Member J.

    As Mr. Dance has so ably demonstrated above, his own poem left no traces
    on my memory.

    MMP's memory lapses are something I'm sure we're all familiar with by >>>>>>>> now. But let us remember what else I just ably demonstrated: that back >>>>>>>> in 2021 (when he was still hoping to recruit me as an ally) he >>>>>>>> considered Possibilities one of "the best examples of poetry" on AAPC. >>>>>>>
    This deserves an underscore as an example of Michael Pendragon's biased >>>>>>> behavior.

    Indeed. I'm not sure if you remeber that statement of his that I called >>>>>> a statement of his editorial philosophy:

    <quote>
    "You divide everyone into two categories: potential allies and potential >>>>>> adversaries. You slurp the writings of your potential allies and attack >>>>>> those of your potential adversaries."

    "When [someone] Jim is seen as a potential ally, you request his poetry. >>>>>> When he
    is seen as an adversary, you assign a childish name to him and claim he >>>>>> can't write." </q>

    source text:
    https://groups.google.com/g/alt.arts.poetry.comments/c/hDYKsC5l5Ew/m/IR5NzWPJBQAJ?hl=en

    That also fully describes his critical philosophy. No more need be said, >>>>>> but it can't be said often enough.

    snip

    In other words, Michael Pendragon is basically a two faced liar.

    Well, not exactly, It means he comes across as no different from a
    two-faced liar, but I think his mental state is more complex than that I >>>> should open a new threat where we can talk about that.

    Sounds good, and to avoid confusion with new readers, from now on I'll
    just refer to Pendragon by his new chosen alias Harry Lime.

    That's a good point. Personally I do not like calling socks by their
    aliases puppets by their sock names; that also can be confusing, as it's
    meant to be. So I've started calling the person behind all those socks
    MMP for Michael Monkey Peabrain (or just Peabrain if he says something
    really stupid, or Lying Michael whenever I catch him in a lie). But that
    could also be confusing for new readers and casual readers, so I think
    I'll have to refer to him, when talking to third parties, as something
    else; something that will identify whom I mean to any new or casual
    readers.

    After some thought, I've settled on "the Lime sock" - what do you think?

    https://www.zazzle.ca/lime_green_socks-256240956281961664?rf=238512069961476072&tc=CjwKCAiA-ty8BhA_EiwAkyoa3_aFWzdIrL7epsnGiUBOmwWKHVyTWv2DT3XULBaoBmZv8YkfovgQhRoC6i8QAvD_BwE&z_ca=20390696811&z_dev=c&z_nw=x&z_lp=9000899&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiA-
    ty8BhA_EiwAkyoa3_aFWzdIrL7epsnGiUBOmwWKHVyTWv2DT3XULBaoBmZv8YkfovgQhRoC6i8QAvD_BwE&trchd=true

    And so it goes.

    ๐Ÿ™‚

    George, Mummy Chunk asked where the "monkey" and "donkey" named came
    from.

    Don't they stretch back to the old Gary Gamble and PJR days in some
    ways?

    I honestly don't even remember at this point.

    I know the never ending flame war began in 2017 when Jim Senetto and
    Michael Pendragon decided they would drive Stephan Pickering from the
    poetry newsgroup, before Nancy Gene had ever arrived here, but I'm not
    sure when the childish name calling began.

    Isn't there a timeline somewhere in the archives?


    Since you've brought me back for one more day, Donkey, I'll answer your question here (and in the pointless duplicate thread you've created to
    ask it again it), as well.

    The origin of "Will Donkey" had nothing to do with Gary Gamble.

    Gary Gamble had left the group long before my arrival here. And as far
    as I know, I have never interacted with him.

    In fact, "Will Donkey" had nothing to do with anything said at AAPC.

    I live in a very small house that was built in the 1920s. I like to
    think of it as a rustic cottage or a cozy bungalow. In order to expand
    the living space, one of the previous owners finished the basement, and
    turned it into a combination kitchen, dining room and bar. I keep my
    computer down there, so when I'm online, I'm technically in the
    basement.

    About seven years ago (give or take), my wife sent our youngest child downstairs to see what I was doing. He looked over my shoulder while I
    was posting something to Usenet AAPC, and shouted up to her "He's
    talking to Will Donkey the computer."

    Since the idea of someone conversing with a donkey on computer is funny,
    it immediately became a running joke in our house. "Daddy's talking to
    Will Donkey again," etc).

    Since stubbornness is one of your strongest characteristics, I
    immediately began addressing you as "Will Donkey" in AAPC as well.

    "Monkey," otoh, came about when Karen Tellefsen wrote a satirical poem
    about our endless flame war here, set to the tune of "Pop Goes the
    Weasel." "Pop Goes the Weasel," in case you're unfamiliar with it, is a
    nursery rhyme about a monkey chasing a weasel around a cobbler's bench.
    In her poem, she replaced "Weasel" with "Donkey" (signifying you, as I
    had already started calling you "Will Donkey" at that time). She
    retained "Monkey" from the original because I often posted under my
    backup account here as "Coco DeSockmonkey."

    You and George immediately started calling me "Michael Monkey" as a
    result.

    There ypu have it: "Will Donkey" came from my son's misreading of your
    name on my monitor, and "Michael Monkey" came from Karen's satirical
    poem.

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Tue Feb 4 16:23:20 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Mon, 3 Feb 2025 22:31:52 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 3 Feb 2025 16:34:01 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Mon, 3 Feb 2025 14:12:25 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 3 Feb 2025 13:03:55 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Mon, 3 Feb 2025 12:28:29 +0000, Will-Dockery wrote:

    MummyChunk wrote:
    Again, why do you lie and misrepresent so much, monkey boy Michael >>>>>> Pendragon?

    Just curious.





    Why is he called "monkey boy"???

    It might come from the Pink Floyd Animals album, Lord of the Flies or >>>>> George
    Orwell's Animal Farm, or possibly a mashup of all three.

    I'm known as donkey, Pendleton is the monkey, Peter J. Ross was called >>>>> Piggy
    (although PJR has been gone from the newsgroup for a couple of years >>>>> now).

    I think George Dance has always just been referred to as "Dunce"
    though.

    That's the basics as I remember them.


    This is a response to the post seen at:
    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=680817254#680817254

    Again, Donkey, this is the story of how "Monkey" and "Donkey" came
    about:

    Since you've brought me back for one more day, Donkey, I'll answer your >>>> question here (and in the pointless duplicate thread you've created to >>>> ask it again it), as well.

    The origin of "Will Donkey" had nothing to do with Gary Gamble.

    Gary Gamble had left the group long before my arrival here. And as far >>>> as I know, I have never interacted with him.

    In fact, "Will Donkey" had nothing to do with anything said at AAPC.

    I live in a very small house that was built in the 1920s. I like to
    think of it as a rustic cottage or a cozy bungalow. In order to expand >>>> the living space, one of the previous owners finished the basement, and >>>> turned it into a combination kitchen, dining room and bar. I keep my
    computer down there, so when I'm online, I'm technically in the
    basement.

    About seven years ago (give or take), my wife sent our youngest child
    downstairs to see what I was doing. He looked over my shoulder while I >>>> was posting something to Usenet AAPC, and shouted up to her "He's
    talking to Will Donkey the computer."

    Since the idea of someone conversing with a donkey on computer is funny, >>>> it immediately became a running joke in our house. "Daddy's talking to >>>> Will Donkey again," etc).

    Since stubbornness is one of your strongest characteristics, I
    immediately began addressing you as "Will Donkey" in AAPC as well.

    "Monkey," otoh, came about when Karen Tellefsen wrote a satirical poem >>>> about our endless flame war here, set to the tune of "Pop Goes the
    Weasel." "Pop Goes the Weasel," in case you're unfamiliar with it, is a >>>> nursery rhyme about a monkey chasing a weasel around a cobbler's bench. >>>> In her poem, she replaced "Weasel" with "Donkey" (signifying you, as I >>>> had already started calling you "Will Donkey" at that time). She
    retained "Monkey" from the original because I often posted under my
    backup account here as "Coco DeSockmonkey."

    I remember Coco.

    You and George immediately started calling me "Michael Monkey" as a
    result.

    No, I almost always have called you Michael Pendragon, choosing to take
    the high road and not dink to your low level of childish insults and
    name calling.

    You've been calling me a "Little Green Monkey" for the past week or so,

    Tit for Tat, look it up.

    No kidding, Pee-wee.

    It just counteracts your claim that you "almost always have called (me)
    Michael Pendragon."

    There ypu have it: "Will Donkey" came from my son's misreading of your >>>> name on my monitor, and "Michael Monkey" came from Karen's satirical
    poem.

    --

    That sounds about right except the animal name calling really goes back
    to earlier times.

    Mummy Chunks asked you where the "Monkey Boy" name came from -- not when
    calling people by childish animal names began.

    Well, we should start at where it all begins, never mind that you second handed the idea, Pendragon.

    No, Donkey.

    MummyChunk didn't ask when the childish name-calling began. They asked
    about the origin of "Monkey Boy."

    We should start by answering the actual question that was asked.

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Tue Feb 4 17:56:45 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Tue, 4 Feb 2025 17:42:27 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Tue, 4 Feb 2025 16:23:17 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Mon, 3 Feb 2025 22:31:52 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 3 Feb 2025 16:34:01 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Mon, 3 Feb 2025 14:12:25 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    On Mon, 3 Feb 2025 13:03:55 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Mon, 3 Feb 2025 12:28:29 +0000, Will-Dockery wrote:

    MummyChunk wrote:

    Again, why do you lie and misrepresent so much, monkey boy Michael >>>>>>>> Pendragon?

    Just curious.

    Why is he called "monkey boy"???


    It seems that the origin stories vary.

    It might come from the Pink Floyd Animals album, Lord of the Flies or >>>>>>> George
    Orwell's Animal Farm, or possibly a mashup of all three.

    I'm known as donkey, Pendleton is the monkey, Peter J. Ross was called >>>>>>> Piggy
    (although PJR has been gone from the newsgroup for a couple of years >>>>>>> now).

    I think George Dance has always just been referred to as "Dunce" >>>>>>> though.

    That's the basics as I remember them.


    This is a response to the post seen at:
    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=680817254#680817254

    Again, Donkey, this is the story of how "Monkey" and "Donkey" came >>>>>> about:

    Since you've brought me back for one more day, Donkey, I'll answer your >>>>>> question here (and in the pointless duplicate thread you've created to >>>>>> ask it again it), as well.

    The origin of "Will Donkey" had nothing to do with Gary Gamble.

    Gary Gamble had left the group long before my arrival here. And as far >>>>>> as I know, I have never interacted with him.

    In fact, "Will Donkey" had nothing to do with anything said at AAPC. >>>>>>
    I live in a very small house that was built in the 1920s. I like to >>>>>> think of it as a rustic cottage or a cozy bungalow. In order to expand >>>>>> the living space, one of the previous owners finished the basement, and >>>>>> turned it into a combination kitchen, dining room and bar. I keep my >>>>>> computer down there, so when I'm online, I'm technically in the
    basement.

    About seven years ago (give or take), my wife sent our youngest child >>>>>> downstairs to see what I was doing. He looked over my shoulder while I >>>>>> was posting something to Usenet AAPC, and shouted up to her "He's
    talking to Will Donkey the computer."

    Since the idea of someone conversing with a donkey on computer is funny, >>>>>> it immediately became a running joke in our house. "Daddy's talking to >>>>>> Will Donkey again," etc).

    Since stubbornness is one of your strongest characteristics, I
    immediately began addressing you as "Will Donkey" in AAPC as well. >>>>>>
    "Monkey," otoh, came about when Karen Tellefsen wrote a satirical poem >>>>>> about our endless flame war here, set to the tune of "Pop Goes the >>>>>> Weasel." "Pop Goes the Weasel," in case you're unfamiliar with it, is a >>>>>> nursery rhyme about a monkey chasing a weasel around a cobbler's bench. >>>>>> In her poem, she replaced "Weasel" with "Donkey" (signifying you, as I >>>>>> had already started calling you "Will Donkey" at that time). She
    retained "Monkey" from the original because I often posted under my >>>>>> backup account here as "Coco DeSockmonkey."

    I remember Coco.

    You and George immediately started calling me "Michael Monkey" as a >>>>>> result.

    No, I almost always have called you Michael Pendragon, choosing to take >>>>> the high road and not dink to your low level of childish insults and >>>>> name calling.

    You've been calling me a "Little Green Monkey" for the past week or so, >>>
    Tit for Tat, look it up.

    No kidding, Pee-wee.

    It just counteracts your claim that you "almost always have called (me)
    Michael Pendragon."

    There ypu have it: "Will Donkey" came from my son's misreading of your >>>>>> name on my monitor, and "Michael Monkey" came from Karen's satirical >>>>>> poem.

    --

    That sounds about right except the animal name calling really goes back >>>>> to earlier times.

    Mummy Chunks asked you where the "Monkey Boy" name came from -- not when >>>> calling people by childish animal names began.

    Well, we should start at where it all begins, never mind that you second >>> handed the idea, Pendragon.


    MummyChunk didn't ask when the childish name-calling began. They asked
    about the origin of "Monkey Boy."

    We should start by answering the actual question that was asked.

    --

    Okay, fair enough, let's do that.

    I did.

    --

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Wed Feb 5 14:29:10 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Tue, 4 Feb 2025 18:01:42 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Tue, 4 Feb 2025 17:56:41 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Tue, 4 Feb 2025 17:42:27 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
    On Mon, 3 Feb 2025 16:34:01 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
    Will Dockery wrote:
    On Mon, 3 Feb 2025 13:03:55 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
    Will Dockery wrote:
    MummyChunk wrote:

    Again, why do you lie and misrepresent so much, monkey boy Michael >>>>>>>>>> Pendragon?

    Just curious.

    Why is he called "monkey boy"???


    It seems that the origin stories vary.

    It might come from the Pink Floyd Animals album, Lord of the Flies or >>>>>>>>> George
    Orwell's Animal Farm, or possibly a mashup of all three.

    I'm known as donkey, Pendleton is the monkey, Peter J. Ross was called
    Piggy
    (although PJR has been gone from the newsgroup for a couple of years >>>>>>>>> now).

    I think George Dance has always just been referred to as "Dunce" >>>>>>>>> though.

    That's the basics as I remember them.


    This is a response to the post seen at:
    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=680817254#680817254

    Again, Donkey, this is the story of how "Monkey" and "Donkey" came >>>>>>>> about:

    Since you've brought me back for one more day, Donkey, I'll answer your
    question here (and in the pointless duplicate thread you've created to >>>>>>>> ask it again it), as well.

    The origin of "Will Donkey" had nothing to do with Gary Gamble. >>>>>>>>
    Gary Gamble had left the group long before my arrival here. And as far
    as I know, I have never interacted with him.

    In fact, "Will Donkey" had nothing to do with anything said at AAPC. >>>>>>>>
    I live in a very small house that was built in the 1920s. I like to >>>>>>>> think of it as a rustic cottage or a cozy bungalow. In order to expand
    the living space, one of the previous owners finished the basement, and
    turned it into a combination kitchen, dining room and bar. I keep my >>>>>>>> computer down there, so when I'm online, I'm technically in the >>>>>>>> basement.

    About seven years ago (give or take), my wife sent our youngest child >>>>>>>> downstairs to see what I was doing. He looked over my shoulder while I
    was posting something to Usenet AAPC, and shouted up to her "He's >>>>>>>> talking to Will Donkey the computer."

    Since the idea of someone conversing with a donkey on computer is funny,
    it immediately became a running joke in our house. "Daddy's talking to
    Will Donkey again," etc).

    Since stubbornness is one of your strongest characteristics, I >>>>>>>> immediately began addressing you as "Will Donkey" in AAPC as well. >>>>>>>>
    "Monkey," otoh, came about when Karen Tellefsen wrote a satirical poem >>>>>>>> about our endless flame war here, set to the tune of "Pop Goes the >>>>>>>> Weasel." "Pop Goes the Weasel," in case you're unfamiliar with it, is a
    nursery rhyme about a monkey chasing a weasel around a cobbler's bench.
    In her poem, she replaced "Weasel" with "Donkey" (signifying you, as I >>>>>>>> had already started calling you "Will Donkey" at that time). She >>>>>>>> retained "Monkey" from the original because I often posted under my >>>>>>>> backup account here as "Coco DeSockmonkey."

    I remember Coco.

    You and George immediately started calling me "Michael Monkey" as a >>>>>>>> result.

    No, I almost always have called you Michael Pendragon, choosing to take >>>>>>> the high road and not dink to your low level of childish insults and >>>>>>> name calling.

    You've been calling me a "Little Green Monkey" for the past week or so, >>>>>
    Tit for Tat, look it up.

    No kidding, Pee-wee.

    It just counteracts your claim that you "almost always have called (me) >>>> Michael Pendragon."

    There ypu have it: "Will Donkey" came from my son's misreading of your >>>>>>>> name on my monitor, and "Michael Monkey" came from Karen's satirical >>>>>>>> poem.

    --

    That sounds about right except the animal name calling really goes back >>>>>>> to earlier times.

    Mummy Chunks asked you where the "Monkey Boy" name came from -- not when >>>>>> calling people by childish animal names began.

    Well, we should start at where it all begins, never mind that you second >>>>> handed the idea, Pendragon.


    MummyChunk didn't ask when the childish name-calling began. They asked >>>> about the origin of "Monkey Boy."

    We should start by answering the actual question that was asked.

    --

    Okay, fair enough, let's do that.

    I did.

    --

    The problem with you is that you lie and misrepresent so much, Michael Pendragon.

    That simply isn't true, Donkey.

    The problem is that you lack basic vocabulary and composition skills and
    are consequently incapable of expressing yourself clearly.

    What you actually write is often very different from what you later
    claim you'd intended to say.

    You also seem to think that the bottom of the barrel, sleazy lifestyle
    you present yourself as having is something to boast about.

    You cannot blame me, or anyone else, for misrepresenting you. You have
    painted a most unflattering picture of yourself (intentionally and
    otherwise). I am just responding to the things that *you* have said.


    I'll have a look at your response and correct the lies and
    misrepresentations and set the record straight.

    After I make myself a cup of coffee and find your original post.

    What "lies" do you expect to find, Donkey?

    Are you going to claim that I don't live in a small house? Or that I
    don't have a son? That Karen didn't write a "Pop Goes the Weasel"
    inspired poem?

    It's all in the archives, Donkey.

    --

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Wed Feb 5 16:43:26 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Wed, 5 Feb 2025 15:48:43 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Wed, 5 Feb 2025 14:29:07 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Tue, 4 Feb 2025 18:01:42 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    On Tue, 4 Feb 2025 17:56:41 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Tue, 4 Feb 2025 17:42:27 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
    On Mon, 3 Feb 2025 16:34:01 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
    Will Dockery wrote:
    On Mon, 3 Feb 2025 13:03:55 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
    Will Dockery wrote:
    MummyChunk wrote:

    Again, why do you lie and misrepresent so much, monkey boy Michael >>>>>>>>>>>> Pendragon?

    Just curious.

    Why is he called "monkey boy"???


    It seems that the origin stories vary.

    It might come from the Pink Floyd Animals album, Lord of the Flies or
    George
    Orwell's Animal Farm, or possibly a mashup of all three. >>>>>>>>>>>
    I'm known as donkey, Pendleton is the monkey, Peter J. Ross was called
    Piggy
    (although PJR has been gone from the newsgroup for a couple of years
    now).

    I think George Dance has always just been referred to as "Dunce" >>>>>>>>>>> though.

    That's the basics as I remember them.


    This is a response to the post seen at:
    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=680817254#680817254 >>>>>>>>>>
    Again, Donkey, this is the story of how "Monkey" and "Donkey" came >>>>>>>>>> about:

    Since you've brought me back for one more day, Donkey, I'll answer your
    question here (and in the pointless duplicate thread you've created to
    ask it again it), as well.

    The origin of "Will Donkey" had nothing to do with Gary Gamble. >>>>>>>>>>
    Gary Gamble had left the group long before my arrival here. And as far
    as I know, I have never interacted with him.

    In fact, "Will Donkey" had nothing to do with anything said at AAPC. >>>>>>>>>>
    I live in a very small house that was built in the 1920s. I like to >>>>>>>>>> think of it as a rustic cottage or a cozy bungalow. In order to expand
    the living space, one of the previous owners finished the basement, and
    turned it into a combination kitchen, dining room and bar. I keep my
    computer down there, so when I'm online, I'm technically in the >>>>>>>>>> basement.

    About seven years ago (give or take), my wife sent our youngest child
    downstairs to see what I was doing. He looked over my shoulder while I
    was posting something to Usenet AAPC, and shouted up to her "He's >>>>>>>>>> talking to Will Donkey the computer."

    Since the idea of someone conversing with a donkey on computer is funny,
    it immediately became a running joke in our house. "Daddy's talking to
    Will Donkey again," etc).

    Since stubbornness is one of your strongest characteristics, I >>>>>>>>>> immediately began addressing you as "Will Donkey" in AAPC as well. >>>>>>>>>>
    "Monkey," otoh, came about when Karen Tellefsen wrote a satirical poem
    about our endless flame war here, set to the tune of "Pop Goes the >>>>>>>>>> Weasel." "Pop Goes the Weasel," in case you're unfamiliar with it, is a
    nursery rhyme about a monkey chasing a weasel around a cobbler's bench.
    In her poem, she replaced "Weasel" with "Donkey" (signifying you, as I
    had already started calling you "Will Donkey" at that time). She >>>>>>>>>> retained "Monkey" from the original because I often posted under my >>>>>>>>>> backup account here as "Coco DeSockmonkey."

    I remember Coco.

    You and George immediately started calling me "Michael Monkey" as a >>>>>>>>>> result.

    No, I almost always have called you Michael Pendragon, choosing to take
    the high road and not dink to your low level of childish insults and >>>>>>>>> name calling.

    You've been calling me a "Little Green Monkey" for the past week or so,

    Tit for Tat, look it up.

    No kidding, Pee-wee.

    It just counteracts your claim that you "almost always have called (me) >>>>>> Michael Pendragon."

    There ypu have it: "Will Donkey" came from my son's misreading of your
    name on my monitor, and "Michael Monkey" came from Karen's satirical >>>>>>>>>> poem.

    --

    That sounds about right except the animal name calling really goes back
    to earlier times.

    Mummy Chunks asked you where the "Monkey Boy" name came from -- not when
    calling people by childish animal names began.

    Well, we should start at where it all begins, never mind that you second
    handed the idea, Pendragon.


    MummyChunk didn't ask when the childish name-calling began. They asked >>>>>> about the origin of "Monkey Boy."

    We should start by answering the actual question that was asked.

    --

    Okay, fair enough, let's do that.

    I did.

    --

    The problem with you is that you lie and misrepresent so much, Michael
    Pendragon.

    That simply isn't true

    Of course I don't expect you to admit it, Pendragon.

    You know the rules, Donkey: PPSFU (Post Proof or Shut the Fuck Up).

    Any so-called "misrepresentation" you can find was based on one of
    *your* posts.

    I only know you from what you post here, Donkey. If you write a poem
    based on a "romantic interlude" where you grope a woman you barely knew,
    then I'm going to say that you sexually assaulted her (because according
    to your poem, that's exactly what you did).

    If you claim that you don't smoke or drink, then post photos of yourself
    with a pack of cigarettes in your shirt pocket and an open beer bottle
    in your hand, I'm going conclude that you've fallen off the wagon.

    If you tell me that children become sexually active at a very young age
    in "the deep South," and that you became sexually active at the age of
    13, I'm going to draw the logical conclusion that some of your sexual
    partners at that time were younger than you (boys usually date girls who
    are two years their junior).

    When you tell me that you dropped out of high school at the age of 19,
    I'm going to assume that you had been left back at least twice.

    When your poetry continually misuses words, misspells words, contains
    numerous instances of faulty grammar, mixes tenses, is comprises a
    series of incomplete and/or run-on sentences, etc., I'm going to draw
    the obvious conclusion that your compositional skills are not up to par.

    When you and General Stink repeated discuss the hours of operation for
    the local Waffle House, I'm going to assume that you're more interested
    in waffles than in poetry.

    You need to stop blaming me for any "misrepresentations" of you that
    have been posted here -- and go directly to the source.

    --

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Wed Feb 5 19:40:08 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Wed, 5 Feb 2025 19:29:28 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:
    Will Dockery wrote:
    HarryLime wrote:
    Will Dockery wrote:
    On Mon, 3 Feb 2025 13:03:55 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
    Will Dockery wrote:
    MummyChunk wrote:

    Again, why do you lie and misrepresent so much, monkey boy Michael
    Pendragon?

    Just curious.

    Why is he called "monkey boy"???


    It seems that the origin stories vary.

    It might come from the Pink Floyd Animals album, Lord of the Flies or
    George
    Orwell's Animal Farm, or possibly a mashup of all three. >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    I'm known as donkey, Pendleton is the monkey, Peter J. Ross was called
    Piggy
    (although PJR has been gone from the newsgroup for a couple of years
    now).

    I think George Dance has always just been referred to as "Dunce" >>>>>>>>>>>>> though.

    That's the basics as I remember them.


    This is a response to the post seen at:
    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=680817254#680817254 >>>>>>>>>>>>
    Again, Donkey, this is the story of how "Monkey" and "Donkey" came >>>>>>>>>>>> about:

    Since you've brought me back for one more day, Donkey, I'll answer your
    question here (and in the pointless duplicate thread you've created to
    ask it again it), as well.

    The origin of "Will Donkey" had nothing to do with Gary Gamble. >>>>>>>>>>>>
    Gary Gamble had left the group long before my arrival here. And as far
    as I know, I have never interacted with him.

    In fact, "Will Donkey" had nothing to do with anything said at AAPC.

    I live in a very small house that was built in the 1920s. I like to
    think of it as a rustic cottage or a cozy bungalow. In order to expand
    the living space, one of the previous owners finished the basement, and
    turned it into a combination kitchen, dining room and bar. I keep my
    computer down there, so when I'm online, I'm technically in the >>>>>>>>>>>> basement.

    About seven years ago (give or take), my wife sent our youngest child
    downstairs to see what I was doing. He looked over my shoulder while I
    was posting something to Usenet AAPC, and shouted up to her "He's >>>>>>>>>>>> talking to Will Donkey the computer."

    Since the idea of someone conversing with a donkey on computer is funny,
    it immediately became a running joke in our house. "Daddy's talking to
    Will Donkey again," etc).

    Since stubbornness is one of your strongest characteristics, I >>>>>>>>>>>> immediately began addressing you as "Will Donkey" in AAPC as well. >>>>>>>>>>>>
    "Monkey," otoh, came about when Karen Tellefsen wrote a satirical poem
    about our endless flame war here, set to the tune of "Pop Goes the >>>>>>>>>>>> Weasel." "Pop Goes the Weasel," in case you're unfamiliar with it, is a
    nursery rhyme about a monkey chasing a weasel around a cobbler's bench.
    In her poem, she replaced "Weasel" with "Donkey" (signifying you, as I
    had already started calling you "Will Donkey" at that time). She >>>>>>>>>>>> retained "Monkey" from the original because I often posted under my
    backup account here as "Coco DeSockmonkey."

    I remember Coco.

    You and George immediately started calling me "Michael Monkey" as a
    result.

    No, I almost always have called you Michael Pendragon, choosing to take
    the high road and not dink to your low level of childish insults and
    name calling.

    You've been calling me a "Little Green Monkey" for the past week or so,

    Tit for Tat, look it up.

    No kidding, Pee-wee.

    It just counteracts your claim that you "almost always have called (me)
    Michael Pendragon."

    There ypu have it: "Will Donkey" came from my son's misreading of your
    name on my monitor, and "Michael Monkey" came from Karen's satirical
    poem.

    --

    That sounds about right except the animal name calling really goes back
    to earlier times.

    Mummy Chunks asked you where the "Monkey Boy" name came from -- not when
    calling people by childish animal names began.

    Well, we should start at where it all begins, never mind that you second
    handed the idea, Pendragon.


    MummyChunk didn't ask when the childish name-calling began. They asked
    about the origin of "Monkey Boy."

    We should start by answering the actual question that was asked. >>>>>>>>
    --

    Okay, fair enough, let's do that.

    I did.

    --

    The problem with you is that you lie and misrepresent so much, Michael >>>>> Pendragon.

    That simply isn't true

    Of course I don't expect you to admit it, Pendragon.

    You know the rules

    You break the rules with your lies and misrepresentations almost every
    day, Pendragon.

    PPSTFU.

    Any so-called "misrepresentation" you can find was based on

    They're based on figments of your delusional imagination, Pendragon,
    when they're not outright lies.

    You show me a "lie," and I'll tell you which statement of yours it was
    based on.

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Wed Feb 5 20:36:58 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Wed, 5 Feb 2025 20:09:49 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Wed, 5 Feb 2025 19:40:08 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Wed, 5 Feb 2025 19:29:28 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:
    Will Dockery wrote:
    HarryLime wrote:
    Will Dockery wrote:
    On Mon, 3 Feb 2025 13:03:55 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
    Will Dockery wrote:
    MummyChunk wrote:

    Again, why do you lie and misrepresent so much, monkey boy Michael
    Pendragon?

    Just curious.

    Why is he called "monkey boy"???


    It seems that the origin stories vary.

    It might come from the Pink Floyd Animals album, Lord of the Flies or
    George
    Orwell's Animal Farm, or possibly a mashup of all three. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    I'm known as donkey, Pendleton is the monkey, Peter J. Ross was called
    Piggy
    (although PJR has been gone from the newsgroup for a couple of years
    now).

    I think George Dance has always just been referred to as "Dunce"
    though.

    That's the basics as I remember them.


    This is a response to the post seen at:
    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=680817254#680817254 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    Again, Donkey, this is the story of how "Monkey" and "Donkey" came
    about:

    Since you've brought me back for one more day, Donkey, I'll answer your
    question here (and in the pointless duplicate thread you've created to
    ask it again it), as well.

    The origin of "Will Donkey" had nothing to do with Gary Gamble. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    Gary Gamble had left the group long before my arrival here. And as far
    as I know, I have never interacted with him.

    In fact, "Will Donkey" had nothing to do with anything said at AAPC.

    I live in a very small house that was built in the 1920s. I like to
    think of it as a rustic cottage or a cozy bungalow. In order to expand
    the living space, one of the previous owners finished the basement, and
    turned it into a combination kitchen, dining room and bar. I keep my
    computer down there, so when I'm online, I'm technically in the >>>>>>>>>>>>>> basement.

    About seven years ago (give or take), my wife sent our youngest child
    downstairs to see what I was doing. He looked over my shoulder while I
    was posting something to Usenet AAPC, and shouted up to her "He's
    talking to Will Donkey the computer."

    Since the idea of someone conversing with a donkey on computer is funny,
    it immediately became a running joke in our house. "Daddy's talking to
    Will Donkey again," etc).

    Since stubbornness is one of your strongest characteristics, I >>>>>>>>>>>>>> immediately began addressing you as "Will Donkey" in AAPC as well.

    "Monkey," otoh, came about when Karen Tellefsen wrote a satirical poem
    about our endless flame war here, set to the tune of "Pop Goes the
    Weasel." "Pop Goes the Weasel," in case you're unfamiliar with it, is a
    nursery rhyme about a monkey chasing a weasel around a cobbler's bench.
    In her poem, she replaced "Weasel" with "Donkey" (signifying you, as I
    had already started calling you "Will Donkey" at that time). She >>>>>>>>>>>>>> retained "Monkey" from the original because I often posted under my
    backup account here as "Coco DeSockmonkey."

    I remember Coco.

    You and George immediately started calling me "Michael Monkey" as a
    result.

    No, I almost always have called you Michael Pendragon, choosing to take
    the high road and not dink to your low level of childish insults and
    name calling.

    You've been calling me a "Little Green Monkey" for the past week or so,

    Tit for Tat, look it up.

    No kidding, Pee-wee.

    It just counteracts your claim that you "almost always have called (me)
    Michael Pendragon."

    There ypu have it: "Will Donkey" came from my son's misreading of your
    name on my monitor, and "Michael Monkey" came from Karen's satirical
    poem.

    --

    That sounds about right except the animal name calling really goes back
    to earlier times.

    Mummy Chunks asked you where the "Monkey Boy" name came from -- not when
    calling people by childish animal names began.

    Well, we should start at where it all begins, never mind that you second
    handed the idea, Pendragon.

    MummyChunk didn't ask when the childish name-calling began. They asked
    about the origin of "Monkey Boy."

    The problem with you is that you lie and misrepresent so much, Michael >>>>>>> Pendragon.

    That simply isn't true

    Of course I don't expect you to admit it, Pendragon.

    You know the rules

    You break the rules with your lies and misrepresentations almost every
    day, Pendragon.

    I point out your lies and misrepresentations often, and will continue to
    do so, Pendragon.

    Any so-called "misrepresentation" you can find was based on

    There's dozens in the archives.

    They're based on figments of your delusional imagination, Pendragon,
    when they're not outright lies.

    You show me a "lie

    We've been through this a dozen times or more since 2017, you never
    admit to your lies and misrepresentations.

    We all know this.

    Donkeyshit.

    I explain to you how your posts/poetry/autobios back up everything I've
    ever said about you.

    You're just too stubborn (and stupid) to learn how to express yourself intelligibly:

    "I typed several sentences that contain truth, but you accidentally
    snipped them." -- Will Donkey

    โ€œThe sediment that poetry should be entertainment, yeah.โ€ -- Will Donkey

    โ€œI call it as I see it, Pendragon. I don't need you mucking things up
    with your facts.โ€ -- Will Donkey

    "Generally, East Coast refers to NYC." -- Will Donkey

    โ€I'm sure there's quite a few Jack Kerouac poems about Fall and Winter,
    as it seems to have been one of his favorite times of the year.โ€ -- Will Donkey

    "One of the goals of poetry as I was taught and still work for, is as communication." -- Will Donkey

    Need I go on?

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  • From George J. Dance@21:1/5 to HarryLime on Wed Feb 5 21:55:28 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Wed, 5 Feb 2025 16:43:24 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Wed, 5 Feb 2025 15:48:43 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:
    On Wed, 5 Feb 2025 14:29:07 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Tue, 4 Feb 2025 18:01:42 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
    On Tue, 4 Feb 2025 17:56:41 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Tue, 4 Feb 2025 17:42:27 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
    On Mon, 3 Feb 2025 16:34:01 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain aka >>>>>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:
    Will Dockery wrote:
    On Mon, 3 Feb 2025 13:03:55 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain aka >>>>>>>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:
    Will Dockery wrote:
    MummyChunk wrote:

    Again, why do you lie and misrepresent so much, monkey boy Michael >>>>>>>>>>>>> Pendragon?

    Just curious.

    The problem with you is that you lie and misrepresent so much, Michael >>>> Pendragon.

    That simply isn't true

    Of course I don't expect you to admit it, Pendragon.

    You know the rules, Donkey: PPSFU (Post Proof or Shut the Fuck Up).

    Any so-called "misrepresentation" you can find was based on one of
    *your* posts.

    Oh, so HarryLiar wants proof? Let's look at his next paragraph:

    I only know you from what you post here, Donkey. If you write a poem
    based on a "romantic interlude" where you grope a woman you barely knew,
    then I'm going to say that you sexually assaulted her (because according
    to your poem, that's exactly what you did).

    Harry Liar reposted an "edited" poem Will had written over 40 years ago
    about a dream he'd had. You reposted part of the poem, snipping the line
    about it being a dream, to falsely accuse him of sexual assault.

    Here's the thread, so readers can see for themselves: https://www.novabbs.com/arts/article-flat.php?id=15788&group=rec.arts.poems#15788

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to George J. Dance on Thu Feb 6 15:35:54 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Wed, 5 Feb 2025 21:55:28 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Wed, 5 Feb 2025 16:43:24 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Wed, 5 Feb 2025 15:48:43 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:
    On Wed, 5 Feb 2025 14:29:07 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Tue, 4 Feb 2025 18:01:42 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
    On Tue, 4 Feb 2025 17:56:41 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Tue, 4 Feb 2025 17:42:27 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
    On Mon, 3 Feb 2025 16:34:01 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain aka >>>>>>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:
    Will Dockery wrote:
    On Mon, 3 Feb 2025 13:03:55 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain aka >>>>>>>>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:
    Will Dockery wrote:
    MummyChunk wrote:

    Again, why do you lie and misrepresent so much, monkey boy Michael
    Pendragon?

    Just curious.

    The problem with you is that you lie and misrepresent so much, Michael >>>>> Pendragon.

    That simply isn't true

    Of course I don't expect you to admit it, Pendragon.

    You know the rules, Donkey: PPSFU (Post Proof or Shut the Fuck Up).

    Any so-called "misrepresentation" you can find was based on one of
    *your* posts.

    Oh, so HarryLiar wants proof? Let's look at his next paragraph:

    I only know you from what you post here, Donkey. If you write a poem
    based on a "romantic interlude" where you grope a woman you barely knew,
    then I'm going to say that you sexually assaulted her (because according
    to your poem, that's exactly what you did).

    Harry Liar reposted an "edited" poem Will had written over 40 years ago
    about a dream he'd had. You reposted part of the poem, snipping the line about it being a dream, to falsely accuse him of sexual assault.

    1) I did not accuse your Donkey of sexual assault. I said that his poem depicts an act of what can only be described as sexual assault.

    2) Based on Will's exchanges with me here, the events depicted in the
    poem *did* occur in real life. Will even provides the day/month/year on
    which they actually occurred.

    3) Regardless of whether the events depicted in the poem took place in
    real life, or in a dream, Will's poem still depicts an act of sexual
    assault in terms of a "romantic interlude."


    Here's the thread, so readers can see for themselves: https://www.novabbs.com/arts/article-flat.php?id=15788&group=rec.arts.poems#15788

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Thu Feb 6 16:43:21 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Thu, 6 Feb 2025 15:55:06 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Wed, 5 Feb 2025 21:55:28 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Wed, 5 Feb 2025 14:29:07 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Tue, 4 Feb 2025 18:01:42 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
    On Tue, 4 Feb 2025 17:56:41 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Tue, 4 Feb 2025 17:42:27 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
    MummyChunk wrote:

    Again, why do you lie and misrepresent so much, monkey boy Michael
    Pendragon?

    Just curious.

    The problem with you is that you lie and misrepresent so much, Michael >>>>>> Pendragon.

    That simply isn't true

    Of course I don't expect you to admit it, Pendragon.

    You know the rules, Donkey: PPSFU (Post Proof or Shut the Fuck Up).

    Any so-called "misrepresentation" you can find was based on one of
    *your* posts.

    Oh, so HarryLiar wants proof? Let's look at his next paragraph:

    I only know you from what you post here, Donkey. If you write a poem
    based on a "romantic interlude" where you grope a woman you barely knew, >>> then I'm going to say that you sexually assaulted her (because according >>> to your poem, that's exactly what you did).

    Harry Liar reposted an "edited" poem Will had written over 40 years ago
    about a dream he'd had. You reposted part of the poem, snipping the line
    about it being a dream, to falsely accuse him of sexual assault.

    Here's the thread, so readers can see for themselves:
    https://www.novabbs.com/arts/article-flat.php?id=15788&group=rec.arts.poems#15788

    Thanks, George.

    I see that Harry Lime aka Michael Pendragon is bringing his attacks on
    me here, spreading his lies and misrepresentations.

    Never mind the Harry Lime bullocks, here's the original unedited version
    so the readers can decide for
    themselves:

    ***

    I Met A Girl

    I met a girl
    she came from California.
    It was in a dream
    we knew each other instantly.
    She was a little freckled girl
    from out of
    my high school past.

    And she looked up at me
    and talked real spacey.
    I've forgotten her name
    though she told it to me twice.

    We talked
    a really detached situation.
    She said years ago
    I was so shy
    she thought I was gay.
    At this point I kissed her
    and put my finger to her hole.

    And she looked up at me
    and talked real spacey.
    I have forgotten her name
    though she told it to me twice.

    I don't know why it was
    that I would think of her.
    I made a couple of puns
    about her name that made me blush.
    But her softness in tone
    made me feel all right.

    All I want to do
    is get in contact.

    -Will Dockery / May 8 1982

    ***

    Again, this poem was written in 1982, during my time in the Atlanta
    Georgia New Wave punk rock scene, while also influenced by the earlier Beatnik poets
    I was reading at the time, such as Allen Ginsberg, Jack Kerouac and
    Charles Bukowski among others.

    Both styles employed a sort of crude swagger in the tone and content
    which I also used in many of my poems.

    Again, all apologies to those offended.

    HTH and HAND, again.

    ๐Ÿ˜

    And again, the poem is your attempt to recast what can only be seen as
    an act of sexual assault (at least insofar as it's depicted in your
    poem) as a "romantic interlude" from you past.

    Any apologies should be offered without qualification.

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Thu Feb 6 20:43:35 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Thu, 6 Feb 2025 17:08:03 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Thu, 6 Feb 2025 16:43:16 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Thu, 6 Feb 2025 15:55:06 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    On Wed, 5 Feb 2025 21:55:28 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Wed, 5 Feb 2025 14:29:07 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Tue, 4 Feb 2025 18:01:42 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
    On Tue, 4 Feb 2025 17:56:41 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Tue, 4 Feb 2025 17:42:27 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
    MummyChunk wrote:

    Again, why do you lie and misrepresent so much, monkey boy Michael
    Pendragon?

    Just curious.

    The problem with you is that you lie and misrepresent so much, Michael >>>>>>>> Pendragon.

    That simply isn't true

    Of course I don't expect you to admit it, Pendragon.

    You know the rules, Donkey: PPSFU (Post Proof or Shut the Fuck Up).

    Any so-called "misrepresentation" you can find was based on one of
    *your* posts.

    Oh, so HarryLiar wants proof? Let's look at his next paragraph:

    I only know you from what you post here, Donkey. If you write a poem >>>>> based on a "romantic interlude" where you grope a woman you barely knew, >>>>> then I'm going to say that you sexually assaulted her (because according >>>>> to your poem, that's exactly what you did).

    Harry Liar reposted an "edited" poem Will had written over 40 years ago >>>> about a dream he'd had. You reposted part of the poem, snipping the line >>>> about it being a dream, to falsely accuse him of sexual assault.

    Here's the thread, so readers can see for themselves:
    https://www.novabbs.com/arts/article-flat.php?id=15788&group=rec.arts.poems#15788

    Thanks, George.

    I see that Harry Lime aka Michael Pendragon is bringing his attacks on
    me here, spreading his lies and misrepresentations.

    Never mind the Harry Lime bullocks, here's the original unedited version >>> so the readers can decide for
    themselves:

    ***

    I Met A Girl

    I met a girl
    she came from California.
    It was in a dream
    we knew each other instantly.
    She was a little freckled girl
    from out of
    my high school past.

    And she looked up at me
    and talked real spacey.
    I've forgotten her name
    though she told it to me twice.

    We talked
    a really detached situation.
    She said years ago
    I was so shy
    she thought I was gay.
    At this point I kissed her
    and put my finger to her hole.

    And she looked up at me
    and talked real spacey.
    I have forgotten her name
    though she told it to me twice.

    I don't know why it was
    that I would think of her.
    I made a couple of puns
    about her name that made me blush.
    But her softness in tone
    made me feel all right.

    All I want to do
    is get in contact.

    -Will Dockery / May 8 1982

    ***

    Again, this poem was written in 1982, during my time in the Atlanta
    Georgia New Wave punk rock scene, while also influenced by the earlier
    Beatnik poets
    I was reading at the time, such as Allen Ginsberg, Jack Kerouac and
    Charles Bukowski among others.

    Both styles employed a sort of crude swagger in the tone and content
    which I also used in many of my poems.

    Again, all apologies to those offended.

    HTH and HAND, again.

    ๐Ÿ˜

    And again, the poem is your attempt to recast what can only be seen as
    an act of sexual assault (at least insofar as it's depicted in your
    poem) as a "romantic interlude" from you past.

    No, that's your attempt to misrepresent the meaning of my poem.

    HTH and HAND.

    The meaning of your poem (or any given poem) is derived from the words
    that comprise it.

    The meaning of your poem is quite clear. It's just not the meaning
    you'd intended it to have.

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Fri Feb 7 15:22:55 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Thu, 6 Feb 2025 20:59:44 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Thu, 6 Feb 2025 20:43:32 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Thu, 6 Feb 2025 17:08:03 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    On Thu, 6 Feb 2025 16:43:16 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Thu, 6 Feb 2025 15:55:06 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    On Wed, 5 Feb 2025 21:55:28 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Wed, 5 Feb 2025 14:29:07 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain aka
    "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Tue, 4 Feb 2025 18:01:42 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
    On Tue, 4 Feb 2025 17:56:41 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain aka >>>>>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Tue, 4 Feb 2025 17:42:27 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
    MummyChunk wrote:

    Again, why do you lie and misrepresent so much, monkey boy Michael
    Pendragon?

    Just curious.

    The problem with you is that you lie and misrepresent so much, Michael
    Pendragon.

    That simply isn't true

    Of course I don't expect you to admit it, Pendragon.

    You know the rules, Donkey: PPSFU (Post Proof or Shut the Fuck Up). >>>>>>>
    Any so-called "misrepresentation" you can find was based on one of >>>>>>> *your* posts.

    Oh, so HarryLiar wants proof? Let's look at his next paragraph:

    I only know you from what you post here, Donkey. If you write a poem >>>>>>> based on a "romantic interlude" where you grope a woman you barely knew,
    then I'm going to say that you sexually assaulted her (because according
    to your poem, that's exactly what you did).

    Harry Liar reposted an "edited" poem Will had written over 40 years ago >>>>>> about a dream he'd had. You reposted part of the poem, snipping the line >>>>>> about it being a dream, to falsely accuse him of sexual assault.

    Here's the thread, so readers can see for themselves:
    https://www.novabbs.com/arts/article-flat.php?id=15788&group=rec.arts.poems#15788

    Thanks, George.

    I see that Harry Lime aka Michael Pendragon is bringing his attacks on >>>>> me here, spreading his lies and misrepresentations.

    Never mind the Harry Lime bullocks, here's the original unedited version >>>>> so the readers can decide for
    themselves:

    ***

    I Met A Girl

    I met a girl
    she came from California.
    It was in a dream
    we knew each other instantly.
    She was a little freckled girl
    from out of
    my high school past.

    And she looked up at me
    and talked real spacey.
    I've forgotten her name
    though she told it to me twice.

    We talked
    a really detached situation.
    She said years ago
    I was so shy
    she thought I was gay.
    At this point I kissed her
    and put my finger to her hole.

    And she looked up at me
    and talked real spacey.
    I have forgotten her name
    though she told it to me twice.

    I don't know why it was
    that I would think of her.
    I made a couple of puns
    about her name that made me blush.
    But her softness in tone
    made me feel all right.

    All I want to do
    is get in contact.

    -Will Dockery / May 8 1982

    ***

    Again, this poem was written in 1982, during my time in the Atlanta
    Georgia New Wave punk rock scene, while also influenced by the earlier >>>>> Beatnik poets
    I was reading at the time, such as Allen Ginsberg, Jack Kerouac and
    Charles Bukowski among others.

    Both styles employed a sort of crude swagger in the tone and content >>>>> which I also used in many of my poems.

    Again, all apologies to those offended.

    HTH and HAND, again.

    ๐Ÿ˜

    And again, the poem is your attempt to recast what can only be seen as >>>> an act of sexual assault (at least insofar as it's depicted in your
    poem) as a "romantic interlude" from you past.

    No, that's your attempt to misrepresent the meaning of my poem.

    HTH and HAND.

    The meaning of your poem (or any given poem) is derived from the words
    that comprise it.

    The meaning of your poem is quite clear. It's just not the meaning
    you'd intended it to have.

    --

    That's your opinion, Harry.

    Others, including myself and George Dance, don't agree.

    Let's take it line by line, Donkey:

    "I met a girl
    she came from California."

    This is not a sentence, Donkey. It is two short sentences that you've
    pasted together.

    The implication here is that you met her for the first time -- since
    you're telling us that she came from California, and you've never been
    beyond the states bordering Georgia.

    The second line can be read two ways: 1) she had been visiting
    California, or 2) she hailed from California.

    When you take the information from both lines together (even without
    trying to force them into a single sentence), it sounds like you just
    met a girl who hails from California.

    "It was in a dream
    we knew each other instantly."

    Again, this is not a sentence, but two short sentences that have been
    pasted together.

    It is a common phenomenon in dreams to "recognize" someone you've never
    seen before. This is because the person symbolizes someone from your
    life (or is a combination of several people from your life).

    However, the only reason to say that you "knew each other instantly"
    would be if knowing each other would not have been expected.

    For instance, if you said that you General Zid at a bar, one would automatically assume that you "knew one another instantly."

    Generally speaking, when you know someone in real life, it's expected
    that you would recognize them on sight.

    Since you felt it necessary to tell us that you "knew each other on
    sight," we (as readers) have to conclude that the girl was someone you
    just met, who had spent her life in California.

    "She was a little freckled girl
    from out of
    my high school past."

    Usually, when one describes someone as "a little freckled girl," they're talking about an adolescent. Both "little" and "girl" imply that she
    was a child, and "freckled" (which implies that she didn't wear
    foundation to cover her freckles) supports this reading (as girls don't
    start wearing makeup until they're in their teens).

    You then specify that she was from your "high school past." As worded,
    she is literally stepping out of the past into the present (which
    characters in dreams have been known to do).

    At this point, the readers must revise their understanding of the poem.

    The girl was someone you had known in high school, not someone you just
    met; and is somewhere between the ages of 14 - 17.

    Of course you've now introduced what appears to be conflicting
    information: if the girl came *from* out of your past, she could not
    have also just come from California. Since the purpose of language is
    to convey information to others, confusing writing is bad writing.

    The reader is left to attempt to make the conflicting parts of the
    narrative correspond. The best answer (based on what you wrote -- not
    on what actually happened in your life) is that you dreamed about a girl
    you knew in high school; she looked exactly as she did when she was in
    high school (age 14 - 17), but in your dream she had just returned from
    a trip to California.

    IOW: You're dreaming about meeting up with a minor in a punk rock bar.

    "And she looked up at me
    and talked real spacey."

    This is a poorly constructed sentence, as the opening "And" implies that
    it is a continuation of single thought ("She smiled AND looked up at
    me...").

    The fact that she was looking up at you, reinforces your presentation of
    her as "a little...girl." The fact that she "talked real spacey"
    implies that she was stoned out of her mind.

    At this point, your poem may be interpreted as follows:

    You dreamt about meeting "a little freckled girl" who looked like she'd
    just stepped out of your high school memories of her (i.e., she looked
    17 or younger) in a bar. She had just returned from California and
    talked like someone who was stoned.

    This sounds like you've been reading one too many Chuck Lysaght poems
    about adults getting it on with babysitters.

    "I've forgotten her name
    though she told it to me twice."

    This sentence (yes, it's actually a sentence!) tells us two things:
    1) You didn't know her name (since she had to tell it to you), and
    2) that you didn't care enough about as a person to bother remembering
    it after she told it to you.

    This makes it clear that you didn't know her well enough in high school
    to know what her name was. She appears to have been a girl from another
    grade, who you passed in the halls, but never spoke to (this reading is
    further supported by the content of the following stanza).

    It also sheds light on the nature of the alleged "romantic interlude"
    which is graphically depicted in the following stanza as well.

    "We talked
    a really detached situation."

    This is not a sentence. It is the combination of a really short (2
    word) sentence and a longer sentence fragment. It also makes no sense.
    I'm guessing that you'd meant to write something along the lines of "We attempted to make conversation, but couldn't seem to make a connection."

    This, too, sheds light on the "romantic interlude" that follows.

    "She said years ago
    I was so shy
    she thought I was gay."

    This is a poorly constructed sentence. The first line implies that
    she'd made the statement years ago, although one assumes that she was
    speaking it that night.

    Her saying that you were "so shy" that "she thought

    The relevance of this statement becomes important when we read the
    sentence which follows it:

    "At this point I kissed her
    and put my finger to her hole."

    "At this point" signifies "right at that moment"/"immediately" and
    strongly implies "in reaction to." IOW: You felt embarrassed by her
    words (your masculinity had been diminished by them), and wanted to
    prove your manliness to her by grabbing ahold of her, planting a kiss on
    her lips, and groping her.

    The phrase "put my finger to her hole" implies direct contact (since you
    were touching her actual "hole"). This means that you either stuck you
    hand up her skirt, or down her jeans (depending on which she was
    wearing). That's extremely invasive -- especially when this is a woman
    you barely know, and had been struggling to make conversation with.

    Of course you know that the word "hole" is offensive in itself. It is a misogynistic term that objectifies as woman as nothing more than a
    receptacle for a man's sperm.

    It also paints a genuinely disturbing picture of your narrative:

    You had a dream in which you met "a little freckled girl" who you used
    to see (but never spoke to) at your high school. She'd recently been
    away (in California), but still looked like she was 17 or under. She
    seemed to be stoned out of her mind (an easy target) so you started
    hitting on her. When she told you that she had always thought that you
    were gay, you decided to prove your heterosexuality to her by forcing a
    kiss on her, shoving your hand down her pants and groping her crotch.

    Seriously, Donkey, that's so disturbingly wrong on so many levels.

    "And she looked up at me
    and talked real spacey.
    I have forgotten her name
    though she told it to me twice."

    This is just a repeat of the second stanza. The only purpose it serves
    is to remind the readers that the girl was stoned (incapable of fending
    off your physical advances) and that you couldn't have cared less about
    her as a person -- she was only a nameless "hole" good for satisfying
    your needs at that moment.

    "I don't know why it was
    that I would think of her."

    This is a poorly constructed sentence. "it was" is grammatically
    incorrect. "I don't know why I thought of her" is a much clearer way of expressing the same thought.

    The sentence feels more like filler than anything else, although it
    hints that she wasn't someone you had a high school crush on, or
    anything. This is in keeping with the idea that she was nothing to you
    other than a "hole" to serve your lust (and prove your manhood) at that
    time.

    "I made a couple of puns
    about her name that made me blush."

    Mulva..? Delores..?

    How could you make a pun about her name when you couldn't remember it?

    Why would a pun make you blush? Traditionally it would be the woman who
    would blush over a risque pun.

    "But her softness in tone
    made me feel all right.

    As with the opening "And" (see above), opening a sentence with "But"
    implies that it is the continuation of a single thought.

    This sentence throws some light on the pun incident that precedes it:

    After you groped the stoned little girl's vagina, you realized that you
    might have overstepped your bounds (to put it mildly), so you made a
    couple of awkward sexual puns about her name in an attempt to lighten
    the situation with humor. Fortunately she was so out of it that she
    smiled at your puns and appeared to be compliant.

    "All I want to do
    is get in contact."

    This is a poorly constructed sentence, but it gets its point across:
    Your dream gave you a hard on and now you want to have sex with her.

    So we now have a complete interpretation of your poem:

    You had a dream in which you met "a little freckled girl" who you used
    to see (but never spoke to) at your high school. She'd recently been
    away (in California), but still looked like she was 17 or under. She
    seemed to be stoned out of her mind (an easy target) so you started
    hitting on her. When she told you that she had always thought that you
    were gay, you decided to prove your heterosexuality to her by forcing a
    kiss on her, shoving your hand down her pants and groping her crotch.
    You realized that you might have been a little too familiar with her,
    and made a couple of puns in an attempt to lighten the situation, but
    the girl was still out of it and seemed okay with your manhandling of
    her. You woke up with a woody, and wish you knew how to get in touch
    with her to make your dream come true.

    As you can see, I have analyzed each line of your poem, and explained
    how each one supports this interpretation.

    If you are able to show how *the words of each line* clearly mean
    something else, please feel free to do so.

    However, based on the above examination, I don't see how one could
    justifiably interpret your poem any other way.

    -- Michael Pendragon
    โ€œYes, the poem itself is based on a dress I had 43 years ago.
    May 8th 1982 to be exact.โ€ โ€“ Will "I'm a Lumberjack" Donkey

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Sat Feb 8 18:02:59 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Fri, 7 Feb 2025 16:11:11 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    Will Dockery wrote:
    HarryLime wrote:

    On Thu, 6 Feb 2025 15:55:06 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:

    On Wed, 5 Feb 2025 21:55:28 +0000, George J. Dance wrote:

    On Wed, 5 Feb 2025 14:29:07 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain aka >>>>>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Tue, 4 Feb 2025 18:01:42 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
    On Tue, 4 Feb 2025 17:56:41 +0000, Michael Monkey Peabrain aka >>>>>>>>>> "HarryLime" wrote:
    On Tue, 4 Feb 2025 17:42:27 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
    MummyChunk wrote:

    Again, why do you lie and misrepresent so much, monkey boy Michael
    Pendragon?

    Just curious.

    The problem with you is that you lie and misrepresent so much, Michael
    Pendragon.

    That simply isn't true

    Of course I don't expect you to admit it, Pendragon.

    You know the rules, Donkey: PPSFU (Post Proof or Shut the Fuck Up). >>>>>>>>>
    Any so-called "misrepresentation" you can find was based on one of >>>>>>>>> *your* posts.

    Oh, so HarryLiar wants proof? Let's look at his next paragraph: >>>>>>>>
    I only know you from what you post here, Donkey. If you write a poem >>>>>>>>> based on a "romantic interlude" where you grope a woman you barely knew,
    then I'm going to say that you sexually assaulted her (because according
    to your poem, that's exactly what you did).

    Harry Liar reposted an "edited" poem Will had written over 40 years ago
    about a dream he'd had. You reposted part of the poem, snipping the line
    about it being a dream, to falsely accuse him of sexual assault. >>>>>>>>
    Here's the thread, so readers can see for themselves:
    https://www.novabbs.com/arts/article-flat.php?id=15788&group=rec.arts.poems#15788

    Thanks, George.

    I see that Harry Lime aka Michael Pendragon is bringing his attacks on >>>>>>> me here, spreading his lies and misrepresentations.

    Never mind the Harry Lime bullocks, here's the original unedited version
    so the readers can decide for
    themselves:

    ***

    I Met A Girl

    I met a girl
    she came from California.
    It was in a dream
    we knew each other instantly.
    She was a little freckled girl
    from out of
    my high school past.

    And she looked up at me
    and talked real spacey.
    I've forgotten her name
    though she told it to me twice.

    We talked
    a really detached situation.
    She said years ago
    I was so shy
    she thought I was gay.
    At this point I kissed her
    and put my finger to her hole.

    And she looked up at me
    and talked real spacey.
    I have forgotten her name
    though she told it to me twice.

    I don't know why it was
    that I would think of her.
    I made a couple of puns
    about her name that made me blush.
    But her softness in tone
    made me feel all right.

    All I want to do
    is get in contact.

    -Will Dockery / May 8 1982

    ***

    Again, this poem was written in 1982, during my time in the Atlanta >>>>>>> Georgia New Wave punk rock scene, while also influenced by the earlier >>>>>>> Beatnik poets
    I was reading at the time, such as Allen Ginsberg, Jack Kerouac and >>>>>>> Charles Bukowski among others.

    Both styles employed a sort of crude swagger in the tone and content >>>>>>> which I also used in many of my poems.

    Again, all apologies to those offended.

    HTH and HAND, again.

    ๐Ÿ˜

    And again, the poem is your attempt to recast what can only be seen as >>>>>> an act of sexual assault (at least insofar as it's depicted in your >>>>>> poem) as a "romantic interlude" from you past.

    No, that's your attempt to misrepresent the meaning of my poem.

    HTH and HAND.


    You had a dream

    That's correct.


    โ€œYes, the poem itself is based on a dream I had 43 years ago
    ;
    Autocorrect typo fixed.

    Riiiight.

    I hope you remembered to put on your Freudian slip.


    Michael Pendragon
    โ€œYes, the poem itself is based on a dress I had 43 years ago.
    May 8th 1982 to be exact.โ€
    โ€“ Will โ€œIโ€™m a Lumberjackโ€ Donkey

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Tue Feb 11 14:42:48 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Tue, 11 Feb 2025 5:34:32 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Wed, 5 Feb 2025 14:29:07 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    On Tue, 4 Feb 2025 18:01:42 +0000, Will Dockery wrote:
    On Mon, 3 Feb 2025 16:34:01 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
    Will Dockery wrote:
    On Mon, 3 Feb 2025 13:03:55 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
    Will Dockery wrote:
    MummyChunk wrote:

    Again, why do you lie and misrepresent so much, monkey boy Michael >>>>>>>>>>>> Pendragon?

    Just curious.

    Why is he called "monkey boy"???


    It seems that the origin stories vary.

    It might come from the Pink Floyd Animals album, Lord of the Flies or
    George
    Orwell's Animal Farm, or possibly a mashup of all three. >>>>>>>>>>>
    I'm known as donkey, Pendleton is the monkey, Peter J. Ross was called
    Piggy
    (although PJR has been gone from the newsgroup for a couple of years
    now).

    I think George Dance has always just been referred to as "Dunce" >>>>>>>>>>> though.

    That's the basics as I remember them.


    This is a response to the post seen at:
    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=680817254#680817254 >>>>>>>>>>
    Again, Donkey, this is the story of how "Monkey" and "Donkey" came >>>>>>>>>> about:

    No file chosen
    Since you've brought me back for one more day, Donkey, I'll answer your
    question here (and in the pointless duplicate thread you've created to
    ask it again it), as well.

    The origin of "Will Donkey" had nothing to do with Gary Gamble. >>>>>>>>>>
    Gary Gamble had left the group long before my arrival here. And as far
    as I know, I have never interacted with him.

    In fact, "Will Donkey" had nothing to do with anything said at AAPC. >>>>>>>>>>
    I live in a very small house that was built in the 1920s. I like to >>>>>>>>>> think of it as a rustic cottage or a cozy bungalow. In order to expand
    the living space, one of the previous owners finished the basement, and
    turned it into a combination kitchen, dining room and bar. I keep my
    computer down there, so when I'm online, I'm technically in the >>>>>>>>>> basement.

    About seven years ago (give or take), my wife sent our youngest child
    downstairs to see what I was doing. He looked over my shoulder while I
    was posting something to Usenet AAPC, and shouted up to her "He's >>>>>>>>>> talking to Will Donkey the computer."

    Since the idea of someone conversing with a donkey on computer is funny,
    it immediately became a running joke in our house. "Daddy's talking to
    Will Donkey again," etc).

    Since stubbornness is one of your strongest characteristics, I >>>>>>>>>> immediately began addressing you as "Will Donkey" in AAPC as well. >>>>>>>>>>
    "Monkey," otoh, came about when Karen Tellefsen wrote a satirical poem
    about our endless flame war here, set to the tune of "Pop Goes the >>>>>>>>>> Weasel." "Pop Goes the Weasel," in case you're unfamiliar with it, is a
    nursery rhyme about a monkey chasing a weasel around a cobbler's bench.
    In her poem, she replaced "Weasel" with "Donkey" (signifying you, as I
    had already started calling you "Will Donkey" at that time). She >>>>>>>>>> retained "Monkey" from the original because I often posted under my >>>>>>>>>> backup account here as "Coco DeSockmonkey."

    I remember Coco.

    You and George immediately started calling me "Michael Monkey" as a >>>>>>>>>> result.

    No, I almost always have called you Michael Pendragon, choosing to take
    the high road and not dink to your low level of childish insults and >>>>>>>>> name calling.

    You've been calling me a "Little Green Monkey" for the past week or so,

    Tit for Tat, look it up.

    No kidding, Pee-wee.

    It just counteracts your claim that you "almost always have called (me) >>>>>> Michael Pendragon."

    There ypu have it: "Will Donkey" came from my son's misreading of your
    name on my monitor, and "Michael Monkey" came from Karen's satirical >>>>>>>>>> poem.

    --

    That sounds about right except the animal name calling really goes back
    to earlier times.

    Mummy Chunks asked you where the "Monkey Boy" name came from -- not when
    calling people by childish animal names began.

    Well, we should start at where it all begins, never mind that you second
    handed the idea, Pendragon.


    MummyChunk didn't ask when the childish name-calling began. They asked >>>>>> about the origin of "Monkey Boy."

    We should start by answering the actual question that was asked.

    --

    Okay, fair enough, let's do that.

    I did.

    --

    The problem with you is that you lie and misrepresent so much, Michael
    Pendragon.

    That simply isn't true, Donkey.

    The problem is that you lack basic vocabulary and composition skills and
    are consequently incapable of expressing yourself clearly.

    What you actually write is often very different from what you later
    claim you'd intended to say.

    You also seem to think that the bottom of the barrel, sleazy lifestyle
    you present yourself as having is something to boast about.

    You cannot blame me, or anyone else, for misrepresenting you. You have
    painted a most unflattering picture of yourself (intentionally and
    otherwise). I am just responding to the things that *you* have said.


    I'll have a look at your response and correct the lies and
    misrepresentations and set the record straight.

    After I make myself a cup of coffee and find your original post.

    What "lies" do you expect to find, Donkey?

    Are you going to claim that I don't live in a small house?

    I couldn't care less one way or another.

    That Karen did write a "Pop Goes the Weasel"
    inspired poem?

    I don't really remember Karen's poem that well but probably.

    IOW: There weren't any lies or misrepresentations for you to "set
    straight."

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  • From HarryLime@21:1/5 to W.Dockery on Tue Feb 11 16:09:24 2025
    XPost: alt.arts.poetry.comments

    On Tue, 11 Feb 2025 15:16:44 +0000, W.Dockery wrote:

    On Tue, 11 Feb 2025 14:42:45 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    Will Dockery wrote:
    HarryLime wrote:
    Will Dockery wrote:
    HarryLime wrote:

    I live in a very small house that was built in the 1920s. I like to
    think of it as a rustic cottage or a cozy bungalow. In order to expand
    the living space, one of the previous owners finished the basement, and
    turned it into a combination kitchen, dining room and bar. I keep my
    computer down there, so when I'm online, I'm technically in the >>>>>>>>>>>> basement.

    About seven years ago (give or take), my wife sent our youngest child
    downstairs to see what I was doing. He looked over my shoulder while I
    was posting something to Usenet AAPC, and shouted up to her "He's >>>>>>>>>>>> talking to Will Donkey the computer."

    Since the idea of someone conversing with a donkey on computer is funny,
    it immediately became a running joke in our house. "Daddy's talking to
    Will Donkey again," etc).

    Since stubbornness is one of your strongest characteristics, I >>>>>>>>>>>> immediately began addressing you as "Will Donkey" in AAPC as well. >>>>>>>>>>>>
    "Monkey," otoh, came about when Karen Tellefsen wrote a satirical poem
    about our endless flame war here, set to the tune of "Pop Goes the >>>>>>>>>>>> Weasel." "Pop Goes the Weasel," in case you're unfamiliar with it, is a
    nursery rhyme about a monkey chasing a weasel around a cobbler's bench.
    In her poem, she replaced "Weasel" with "Donkey" (signifying you, as I
    had already started calling you "Will Donkey" at that time). She >>>>>>>>>>>> retained "Monkey" from the original because I often posted under my
    backup account here as "Coco DeSockmonkey."

    I remember Coco.

    You and George immediately started calling me "Michael Monkey" as a
    result.

    No, I almost always have called you Michael Pendragon, choosing to take
    the high road and not dink to your low level of childish insults and
    name calling.

    You've been calling me a "Little Green Monkey" for the past week or so,

    Tit for Tat, look it up.

    No kidding, Pee-wee.

    It just counteracts your claim that you "almost always have called (me)
    Michael Pendragon."

    There ypu have it: "Will Donkey" came from my son's misreading of your
    name on my monitor, and "Michael Monkey" came from Karen's satirical
    poem.

    --

    That sounds about right except the animal name calling really goes back
    to earlier times.

    Mummy Chunks asked you where the "Monkey Boy" name came from -- not when
    calling people by childish animal names began.

    Well, we should start at where it all begins, never mind that you second
    handed the idea, Pendragon.


    MummyChunk didn't ask when the childish name-calling began. They asked
    about the origin of "Monkey Boy."

    We should start by answering the actual question that was asked. >>>>>>>>
    --

    Okay, fair enough, let's do that.

    I did.

    --

    The problem with you is that you lie and misrepresent so much, Michael >>>>> Pendragon.

    That simply isn't true, Donkey.

    The problem is that you lack basic vocabulary and composition skills and >>>> are consequently incapable of expressing yourself clearly.

    What you actually write is often very different from what you later
    claim you'd intended to say.

    You also seem to think that the bottom of the barrel, sleazy lifestyle >>>> you present yourself as having is something to boast about.

    You cannot blame me, or anyone else, for misrepresenting you. You have >>>> painted a most unflattering picture of yourself (intentionally and
    otherwise). I am just responding to the things that *you* have said.


    I'll have a look at your response and correct the lies and
    misrepresentations and set the record straight.

    After I make myself a cup of coffee and find your original post.

    What "lies" do you expect to find, Donkey?

    Are you going to claim that I don't live in a small house?

    I couldn't care less one way or another.

    That Karen did write a "Pop Goes the Weasel"
    inspired poem?

    I don't really remember Karen's poem that well but probably.

    IOW: There weren't any lies or misrepresentations for you to "set
    straight."

    --

    The lies and misrepresentations about me that you've posted through the
    years I've corrected and set the record straight on to my satisfaction, Pendragon.

    If you'll refrain from adding new ones we should be good from here on
    out.

    HTH and HAND.


    You're fooling yourself, Donkey.

    In this post, there were no lies or misrepresentations for you to
    correct.

    When I've asked you for examples of lies from other posts, you only
    reply with the cop out answer that you're not going to repeat them.

    The truth has always been that my statements were based *directly* one
    posts that you had made or from passages in your autobiographical
    material on George Dance's wiki.

    The fact that you might not have intended these posts/autobio entries to
    say what they did is beside the point. Contrary to popular belief, I'm
    not a mind reader. When you fail to express yourself clearly, you
    cannot blame others for the misrepresentation. Your words are the cause
    of the misrepresentation -- not your readers.

    The only "malicious" "lies" I've posted about you have been in humorous
    pieces like "Ode to My Slurp-puppet" -- which (apart from your having an
    actual slurp-puppet in General Zid) no one in their right mind would
    ever take seriously. IOW: I'm mischievous, not malicious; and a lie is
    only a lie if it is put forth to fool others into believing it,
    otherwise it's just fiction (in the "Slurp-puppet" case, it's merely a
    funny poem).

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