On 1/14/25 20:13, "Michael Ejercito <mejrcit"@gmail.invalid wrote:
If you do not furnish a date for the this really silly story
I will assume it is about your fantasy of gerbil abuse. A SF story
it might be.
www.latimes.com
"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only
trying to save the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told the bemused doctors in
the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner, Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for
emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.
"I pushed a cardboard toilet paper tube up his rectum and slipped
Ragout, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had reached nirvana, so to speak. I tried
to retrieve Ragout but he simply would not come out, so I peered into
the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."
At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what
happened next.
"The match ignited a pocket of intestinal methane gas in Kiki's colon.
Flames shot out the tube, ignited Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely
burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers,
causing it to scurry further up Kiki's colon, which in turn ignited a
larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out
of the cardboard tube like a cannonball.'
Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the
impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree
burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.
Sadly, Ragout the gerbil did not survive the incident.
Well you abuse your gerbil and it may cause problems
beyond your imagination.
bliss - treat your pets well and only consensually.
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