• Re: [OT] Planet of the Rauisuchians

    From Titus G@21:1/5 to quadibloc on Mon Feb 17 17:28:47 2025
    On 16/02/25 20:05, quadibloc wrote:
    On YouTube the other day, I saw a video from which I learned that,
    during the
    Triassic, while there _were_ dinosaurs, the Earth was not ruled by them. Instead,
    another group of giant reptiles, related to crocodiles, called the rauisuchians
    ruled the world, and many of them resembled dinosaurs that would later reside.

    This inspired a reverie in which I thought of how this could be the
    basis of a
    (not terribly original) science-fiction plot.


    The dinosaurs originally DID rule the earth but lost control with the introduction of VAT dinosaur females produced by crocodiles, (there is statistical and video evidence), reducing the anger of dinosaur youth
    who were unprepared to face the randiest hill billy crocodiles who had
    far superior AI, sharper pocket knifes and methamphetamine rations.
    Very similar to that period in what used to be North America after the
    Israeli appointed governor known as President Quadibloc, a mild mannered Canadian, (Young people nowadays won't remember that he was the first
    president after Canada, Mexico and others became states), sold Greenland
    to the Russians for a substantial loss with the proviso that the Russian government subsidised the SAVARDVAT (Copyrighted) Home Companions. And
    we all know what happened after that.

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