• Re: The Trouble with Geraniums...

    From Titus G@21:1/5 to William Hyde on Sun Jun 22 13:13:40 2025
    On 21/06/25 10:27, William Hyde wrote:
    Bobbie Sellers wrote:
             "The Trouble with Vampires" by Lynsay Sands



    The trouble with geraniums
    is that they’re much too red!
    The trouble with my toast is that
    it’s far too full of bread.

    The trouble with a diamond
    is that it’s much too bright.
    The same applies to fish and stars
    and the electric light.

    The troubles with the stars I see
    lies in the way they fly.
    The trouble with myself is all
    self-centred in the eye.

    The trouble with my looking-glass
    is that it shows me, me;
    there’s trouble in all sorts of things
    where it should never be.

    Mervyn Peake.

    s/geraniums/vampires


    William Hyde

    Sounds like Complete Nonsense to me.

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  • From Titus G@21:1/5 to William Hyde on Tue Jun 24 18:14:36 2025
    On 23/06/25 06:46, William Hyde wrote:
    Titus G wrote:
    On 21/06/25 10:27, William Hyde wrote:
    Bobbie Sellers wrote:
              "The Trouble with Vampires" by Lynsay Sands



    The trouble with geraniums
    is that they’re much too red!
    The trouble with my toast is that
    it’s far too full of bread.

    The trouble with a diamond
    is that it’s much too bright.
    The same applies to fish and stars
    and the electric light.

    The troubles with the stars I see
    lies in the way they fly.
    The trouble with myself is all
    self-centred in the eye.

    The trouble with my looking-glass
    is that it shows me, me;
    there’s trouble in all sorts of things
    where it should never be.

    Mervyn Peake.

    s/geraniums/vampires


    William Hyde

    Sounds like Complete Nonsense to me.

    But is the Dwarf of Battersea SF?  What would JRRT say?

    I read the Complete Book of Nonsense decades ago and have not looked at
    or remembered anything until your posts. I have no idea whether there
    are serious references in it or not and I know nothing of Battersea.

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