• Re: Two "Doctor Who" April Fools articles

    From The True Doctor@21:1/5 to Your Name on Wed Apr 2 03:20:46 2025
    On 02/04/2025 00:09, Your Name wrote:

    Two silly "Doctor Who" April Fools articles posted on DoctorWhoTV.co.uk ...

      - Doctor Who Cancelled as New Amazon Deal
        Confirms Rebranded 'Dr Who' Reboot
        <https://www.doctorwhotv.co.uk/doctor-who-reboot-103704.htm>

      - Amazon's Doctor Who Reboot Casts Harry Styles as First 'Dr Who'
        <https://www.doctorwhotv.co.uk/harry-styles-doctor-who-103733.htm>




    Here's another one.

    Doctor Who is returning to our screens on 12 April.

    LLLLLLLOOOOLLLLLLLL... Falling over backwards laughing.

    Doctor Who ended in 2017 and it ain't going to be coming back any time
    soon with a bunch of self centred, self serving, degenerate, woke
    perverts running it.

    --
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    "To be woke is to be uninformed which is exactly the opposite of what it
    stands for." -William Shatner

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  • From Your Name@21:1/5 to All on Wed Apr 2 12:09:54 2025
    Two silly "Doctor Who" April Fools articles posted on DoctorWhoTV.co.uk ...

    - Doctor Who Cancelled as New Amazon Deal
    Confirms Rebranded 'Dr Who' Reboot
    <https://www.doctorwhotv.co.uk/doctor-who-reboot-103704.htm>

    - Amazon's Doctor Who Reboot Casts Harry Styles as First 'Dr Who'
    <https://www.doctorwhotv.co.uk/harry-styles-doctor-who-103733.htm>

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  • From Mickmane@21:1/5 to YourName@YourISP.com on Wed Apr 2 09:56:00 2025
    On 02.04.25, Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> wrote:

    Two silly "Doctor Who" April Fools articles posted on
    DoctorWhoTV.co.uk ...

    - Doctor Who Cancelled as New Amazon Deal
    Confirms Rebranded 'Dr Who' Reboot https://www.doctorwhotv.co.uk/doctor-who-reboot-103704.htm

    - Amazon's Doctor Who Reboot Casts Harry Styles as First 'Dr Who' https://www.doctorwhotv.co.uk/harry-styles-doctor-who-103733.htm

    Sure it's April Fools? :)

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    Mickmane

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  • From Hornplayer9599@21:1/5 to The True Doctor on Wed Apr 2 07:01:08 2025
    On 4/1/2025 21:20, The True Doctor wrote:
    On 02/04/2025 00:09, Your Name wrote:

    Two silly "Doctor Who" April Fools articles posted on
    DoctorWhoTV.co.uk ...

       - Doctor Who Cancelled as New Amazon Deal
         Confirms Rebranded 'Dr Who' Reboot
         <https://www.doctorwhotv.co.uk/doctor-who-reboot-103704.htm>

       - Amazon's Doctor Who Reboot Casts Harry Styles as First 'Dr Who'
         <https://www.doctorwhotv.co.uk/harry-styles-doctor-who-103733.htm> >>



    Here's another one.

    Doctor Who is returning to our screens on 12 April.

    LLLLLLLOOOOLLLLLLLL... Falling over backwards laughing.

    Doctor Who ended in 2017 and it ain't going to be coming back any time
    soon with a bunch of self centred, self serving, degenerate, woke
    perverts running it.


    Let's hear it for Aggy, Ladies & Gentlemen. Give him a round of
    applause. He'll be here all month, and remember: the Midnight Show is /supposed/ to be different from the Early Show....but this is Aggy we're talking about, so the shows will be exactly the same!

    Try the ouzo...it is the best in the city.

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  • From Daniel70@21:1/5 to The True Doctor on Wed Apr 2 23:53:14 2025
    On 2/04/2025 1:20 pm, The True Doctor wrote:
    On 02/04/2025 00:09, Your Name wrote:

    Two silly "Doctor Who" April Fools articles posted on
    DoctorWhoTV.co.uk ...

       - Doctor Who Cancelled as New Amazon Deal
         Confirms Rebranded 'Dr Who' Reboot
         <https://www.doctorwhotv.co.uk/doctor-who-reboot-103704.htm>

       - Amazon's Doctor Who Reboot Casts Harry Styles as First 'Dr Who'
         <https://www.doctorwhotv.co.uk/harry-styles-doctor-who-103733.htm>

    Here's another one.

    Doctor Who is returning to our screens on 12 April.

    LLLLLLLOOOOLLLLLLLL... Falling over backwards laughing.

    AH!! So you were meaning "Laughs Out Loud". Aggy. I had thought, for a
    short time, that you, Aggy, might have been sending "Lots Of Love" ....
    but then, NAH, that's not like Aggy. ;-P
    --
    Daniel70

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  • From Blueshirt@21:1/5 to The Doctor on Wed Apr 2 13:16:23 2025
    The Doctor wrote:

    In article <vshro2$97lg$1@dont-email.me>,
    Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> wrote:

    Two silly "Doctor Who" April Fools articles posted on
    DoctorWhoTV.co.uk ...

    - Doctor Who Cancelled as New Amazon Deal
    Confirms Rebranded 'Dr Who' Reboot

    <https://www.doctorwhotv.co.uk/doctor-who-reboot-103704.htm>

    - Amazon's Doctor Who Reboot Casts Harry Styles as First
    'Dr Who'

    <https://www.doctorwhotv.co.uk/harry-styles-doctor-who-103733.htm>

    If only they were not!

    Because the people who make TV shows for Amazon Prime are going
    to be different minded to the people who make shows for Disney,
    right? <rolls eyes>

    If you don't want to come outside of you bedroom and sample the
    real world in 2025, ask your mate about the Amazon Prime shows
    "Rings of Power" and "Wheel of Time" (etc.)!

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  • From Your Name@21:1/5 to All on Thu Apr 3 18:25:50 2025
    On 2025-04-03 04:00:55 +0000, Theory11 said:
    On Wed, 2 Apr 2025 13:16:23 +0000, Blueshirt wrote:
    The Doctor wrote:
    In article <vshro2$97lg$1@dont-email.me>,
    Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> wrote:

    Two silly "Doctor Who" April Fools articles posted on
    DoctorWhoTV.co.uk ...

    - Doctor Who Cancelled as New Amazon Deal
    Confirms Rebranded 'Dr Who' Reboot

    <https://www.doctorwhotv.co.uk/doctor-who-reboot-103704.htm>

    - Amazon's Doctor Who Reboot Casts Harry Styles as First
    'Dr Who'
    <https://www.doctorwhotv.co.uk/harry-styles-doctor-who-103733.htm>

    If only they were not!

    Because the people who make TV shows for Amazon Prime are going
    to be different minded to the people who make shows for Disney,
    right? <rolls eyes>

    If you don't want to come outside of you bedroom and sample the
    real world in 2025, ask your mate about the Amazon Prime shows
    "Rings of Power" and "Wheel of Time" (etc.)!

    They must be doing well for Amazon as they keep making new seasons. The
    wheel of time has just finished its third season on prime whilst rings
    of power has a third season in production. No tv series will appeal to everyone - horses for courses.

    "Wheel of Time" is planned to be eight seasons and "Rings of Power" is
    planned to be five seasons, but whether either last that long remains
    to be seen.

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  • From The Doctor@21:1/5 to card.master@bee92.invalid.com on Thu Apr 3 11:32:27 2025
    In article <7f08019e328c9f55bd270399aa8a0c7f@www.novabbs.com>,
    Theory11 <card.master@bee92.invalid.com> wrote:
    On Wed, 2 Apr 2025 13:16:23 +0000, Blueshirt wrote:

    The Doctor wrote:

    In article <vshro2$97lg$1@dont-email.me>,
    Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> wrote:

    Two silly "Doctor Who" April Fools articles posted on
    DoctorWhoTV.co.uk ...

    - Doctor Who Cancelled as New Amazon Deal
    Confirms Rebranded 'Dr Who' Reboot

    <https://www.doctorwhotv.co.uk/doctor-who-reboot-103704.htm>

    - Amazon's Doctor Who Reboot Casts Harry Styles as First
    'Dr Who'

    <https://www.doctorwhotv.co.uk/harry-styles-doctor-who-103733.htm>

    If only they were not!

    Because the people who make TV shows for Amazon Prime are going
    to be different minded to the people who make shows for Disney,
    right? <rolls eyes>

    If you don't want to come outside of you bedroom and sample the
    real world in 2025, ask your mate about the Amazon Prime shows
    "Rings of Power" and "Wheel of Time" (etc.)!

    They must be doing well for Amazon as they keep making new seasons. The
    wheel of time has just finished its third season on prime whilst rings
    of power has a third season in production. No tv series will appeal to >everyone - horses for courses.


    Amazon is better then Disney.

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  • From The Doctor@21:1/5 to YourName@YourISP.com on Thu Apr 3 11:32:54 2025
    In article <vsl64u$3rqig$1@dont-email.me>,
    Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> wrote:
    On 2025-04-03 04:00:55 +0000, Theory11 said:
    On Wed, 2 Apr 2025 13:16:23 +0000, Blueshirt wrote:
    The Doctor wrote:
    In article <vshro2$97lg$1@dont-email.me>,
    Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> wrote:

    Two silly "Doctor Who" April Fools articles posted on
    DoctorWhoTV.co.uk ...

    - Doctor Who Cancelled as New Amazon Deal
    Confirms Rebranded 'Dr Who' Reboot

    <https://www.doctorwhotv.co.uk/doctor-who-reboot-103704.htm>

    - Amazon's Doctor Who Reboot Casts Harry Styles as First
    'Dr Who'
    <https://www.doctorwhotv.co.uk/harry-styles-doctor-who-103733.htm>

    If only they were not!

    Because the people who make TV shows for Amazon Prime are going
    to be different minded to the people who make shows for Disney,
    right? <rolls eyes>

    If you don't want to come outside of you bedroom and sample the
    real world in 2025, ask your mate about the Amazon Prime shows
    "Rings of Power" and "Wheel of Time" (etc.)!

    They must be doing well for Amazon as they keep making new seasons. The
    wheel of time has just finished its third season on prime whilst rings
    of power has a third season in production. No tv series will appeal to
    everyone - horses for courses.

    "Wheel of Time" is planned to be eight seasons and "Rings of Power" is >planned to be five seasons, but whether either last that long remains
    to be seen.




    Thank you!
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  • From Blueshirt@21:1/5 to The Doctor on Thu Apr 3 12:10:10 2025
    The Doctor wrote:

    In article <7f08019e328c9f55bd270399aa8a0c7f@www.novabbs.com>,
    Theory11 <card.master@bee92.invalid.com> wrote:
    On Wed, 2 Apr 2025 13:16:23 +0000, Blueshirt wrote:

    Because the people who make TV shows for Amazon Prime are
    going to be different minded to the people who make shows
    for Disney, right? <rolls eyes>

    If you don't want to come outside of you bedroom and sample
    the real world in 2025, ask your mate about the Amazon
    Prime shows "Rings of Power" and "Wheel of Time" (etc.)!

    They must be doing well for Amazon as they keep making new
    seasons. The wheel of time has just finished its third
    season on prime whilst rings of power has a third season in
    production. No tv series will appeal to everyone - horses
    for courses.

    Amazon is better then Disney.

    Generally, Amazon's Prime Video does have a a lot of good
    content on it, but I like a lot of stuff on Disney+ too. The
    main issues I have is the [full price] monthly subscription cost
    of Disney+ and having adverts on a paid streaming service. It's
    all about getting value for money, not being prejudiced against
    one big media company or another.

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  • From The Doctor@21:1/5 to Blueshirt on Thu Apr 3 12:16:38 2025
    In article <xn0p441m3gmcxey004@post.eweka.nl>,
    Blueshirt <blueshirt@indigo.news> wrote:
    The Doctor wrote:

    In article <7f08019e328c9f55bd270399aa8a0c7f@www.novabbs.com>,
    Theory11 <card.master@bee92.invalid.com> wrote:
    On Wed, 2 Apr 2025 13:16:23 +0000, Blueshirt wrote:

    Because the people who make TV shows for Amazon Prime are
    going to be different minded to the people who make shows
    for Disney, right? <rolls eyes>

    If you don't want to come outside of you bedroom and sample
    the real world in 2025, ask your mate about the Amazon
    Prime shows "Rings of Power" and "Wheel of Time" (etc.)!

    They must be doing well for Amazon as they keep making new
    seasons. The wheel of time has just finished its third
    season on prime whilst rings of power has a third season in
    production. No tv series will appeal to everyone - horses
    for courses.

    Amazon is better then Disney.

    Generally, Amazon's Prime Video does have a a lot of good
    content on it, but I like a lot of stuff on Disney+ too. The
    main issues I have is the [full price] monthly subscription cost
    of Disney+ and having adverts on a paid streaming service. It's
    all about getting value for money, not being prejudiced against
    one big media company or another.

    Disney is too commercial.
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  • From Blueshirt@21:1/5 to Your Name on Thu Apr 3 12:22:56 2025
    Your Name wrote:

    On 2025-04-03 04:00:55 +0000, Theory11 said:
    On Wed, 2 Apr 2025 13:16:23 +0000, Blueshirt wrote:

    Because the people who make TV shows for Amazon Prime are
    going to be different minded to the people who make shows
    for Disney, right? <rolls eyes>

    If you don't want to come outside of you bedroom and
    sample the real world in 2025, ask your mate about the
    Amazon Prime shows "Rings of Power" and "Wheel of Time"
    (etc.)!

    They must be doing well for Amazon as they keep making new
    seasons. The wheel of time has just finished its third
    season on prime whilst rings of power has a third season in
    production. No tv series will appeal to everyone - horses
    for courses.

    "Wheel of Time" is planned to be eight seasons and "Rings of
    Power" is planned to be five seasons, but whether either last
    that long remains to be seen.

    So much for the "go woke go broke saying"...

    I managed the first season of "Rings of Power", I didn't bother
    with the second. I thought it was dull and predictable.

    I think I only saw about two/three episodes of "Wheel of Time"
    but Mrs Blueshirt loves it and has watched all three seasons, up
    to the episode just released. "Wheel of Time" is always high up
    on the "Top 10 in Ireland" section on Prime Video though, so
    people are definitely watching it. (I just checked and the
    latest episode is currently No.3 behind "Reacher" and "Last
    Voyage of the Demeter".) It's not a show for me though... OTOH
    "Reacher" is brilliant and is my favourite Prime Video show.

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  • From The Doctor@21:1/5 to Blueshirt on Thu Apr 3 12:28:29 2025
    In article <xn0p441vmgmqpbu005@post.eweka.nl>,
    Blueshirt <blueshirt@indigo.news> wrote:
    Your Name wrote:

    On 2025-04-03 04:00:55 +0000, Theory11 said:
    On Wed, 2 Apr 2025 13:16:23 +0000, Blueshirt wrote:

    Because the people who make TV shows for Amazon Prime are
    going to be different minded to the people who make shows
    for Disney, right? <rolls eyes>

    If you don't want to come outside of you bedroom and
    sample the real world in 2025, ask your mate about the
    Amazon Prime shows "Rings of Power" and "Wheel of Time"
    (etc.)!

    They must be doing well for Amazon as they keep making new
    seasons. The wheel of time has just finished its third
    season on prime whilst rings of power has a third season in
    production. No tv series will appeal to everyone - horses
    for courses.

    "Wheel of Time" is planned to be eight seasons and "Rings of
    Power" is planned to be five seasons, but whether either last
    that long remains to be seen.

    So much for the "go woke go broke saying"...

    I managed the first season of "Rings of Power", I didn't bother
    with the second. I thought it was dull and predictable.

    I think I only saw about two/three episodes of "Wheel of Time"
    but Mrs Blueshirt loves it and has watched all three seasons, up
    to the episode just released. "Wheel of Time" is always high up
    on the "Top 10 in Ireland" section on Prime Video though, so
    people are definitely watching it. (I just checked and the
    latest episode is currently No.3 behind "Reacher" and "Last
    Voyage of the Demeter".) It's not a show for me though... OTOH
    "Reacher" is brilliant and is my favourite Prime Video show.


    The Biggest April Fools' Doctor Who ithe chinball/Whittaker Timeless Child!
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  • From Blueshirt@21:1/5 to The Doctor on Thu Apr 3 12:37:47 2025
    The Doctor wrote:

    The Biggest April Fools' Doctor Who ithe chinball/Whittaker
    Timeless Child!

    No 13th Doctor episode of Doctor Who was broadcast in April...

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  • From Blueshirt@21:1/5 to The Doctor on Thu Apr 3 13:56:05 2025
    The Doctor wrote:

    In article <xn0p441m3gmcxey004@post.eweka.nl>,
    Blueshirt <blueshirt@indigo.news> wrote:
    The Doctor wrote:

    Amazon is better then Disney.

    Generally, Amazon's Prime Video does have a a lot of good
    content on it, but I like a lot of stuff on Disney+ too. The
    main issues I have is the [full price] monthly subscription
    cost of Disney+ and having adverts on a paid streaming
    service. It's all about getting value for money, not being
    prejudiced against one big media company or another.

    Disney is too commercial.

    Do you know the meaning of the word commercial Dave? As I think
    you'll find they are all commercial... Netflix, Amazon, Apple,
    Google (etc.) None of them are charities, they are all about
    making money... that is the reason for their business.

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  • From The Doctor@21:1/5 to Blueshirt on Thu Apr 3 19:55:32 2025
    In article <xn0p444c6gq5qis005@post.eweka.nl>,
    Blueshirt <blueshirt@indigo.news> wrote:
    The Doctor wrote:

    In article <xn0p441m3gmcxey004@post.eweka.nl>,
    Blueshirt <blueshirt@indigo.news> wrote:
    The Doctor wrote:

    Amazon is better then Disney.

    Generally, Amazon's Prime Video does have a a lot of good
    content on it, but I like a lot of stuff on Disney+ too. The
    main issues I have is the [full price] monthly subscription
    cost of Disney+ and having adverts on a paid streaming
    service. It's all about getting value for money, not being
    prejudiced against one big media company or another.

    Disney is too commercial.

    Do you know the meaning of the word commercial Dave? As I think
    you'll find they are all commercial... Netflix, Amazon, Apple,
    Google (etc.) None of them are charities, they are all about
    making money... that is the reason for their business.


    For any business.
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  • From The Doctor@21:1/5 to solar.penguin@gmail.com on Thu Apr 3 19:55:57 2025
    In article <vsmcrf$13e37$1@dont-email.me>,
    solar penguin <solar.penguin@gmail.com> wrote:

    On Thu, 03 Apr 2025 13:56:05 GMT, Blueshirt wrote:

    The Doctor wrote:


    Disney is too commercial.

    Do you know the meaning of the word commercial Dave? As I think you'll
    find they are all commercial... Netflix, Amazon, Apple, Google (etc.)
    None of them are charities, they are all about making money... that is
    the reason for their business.

    To be fair, the concept of a business making money is not known at the >aptly-named NotKnow.


    Did you shot yourself in the foot birdie?

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  • From The Doctor@21:1/5 to YourName@YourISP.com on Thu Apr 3 19:59:51 2025
    In article <vsmp18$1ggog$1@dont-email.me>,
    Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> wrote:
    On 2025-04-03 12:37:47 +0000, Blueshirt said:
    The Doctor wrote:

    The Biggest April Fools' Doctor Who is the chinball/Whittaker
    Timeless Child!

    No 13th Doctor episode of Doctor Who was broadcast in April...

    The reAL 13th Doctor looks like the 10th Doctor!


    Probably the biggest April Fools joke ever is that here in New Zealand
    the new personal income tax year always starts on 1 April (business
    income tax years can be different dates). :-(




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  • From Your Name@21:1/5 to Blueshirt on Fri Apr 4 08:54:16 2025
    On 2025-04-03 12:37:47 +0000, Blueshirt said:
    The Doctor wrote:

    The Biggest April Fools' Doctor Who ithe chinball/Whittaker
    Timeless Child!

    No 13th Doctor episode of Doctor Who was broadcast in April...

    Probably the biggest April Fools joke ever is that here in New Zealand
    the new personal income tax year always starts on 1 April (business
    income tax years can be different dates). :-(

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  • From The Doctor@21:1/5 to Blueshirt on Thu Apr 3 19:53:48 2025
    In article <xn0p442axgncupk006@post.eweka.nl>,
    Blueshirt <blueshirt@indigo.news> wrote:
    The Doctor wrote:

    The Biggest April Fools' Doctor Who is the chinball/Whittaker
    Timeless Child!

    No 13th Doctor episode of Doctor Who was broadcast in April...

    iIn material.
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  • From The Doctor@21:1/5 to pursent100@gmail.com on Thu Apr 3 23:39:07 2025
    In article <Y6CcnRarF8XFd3P6nZ2dnZfqn_UAAAAA@giganews.com>,
    % <pursent100@gmail.com> wrote:
    The Doctor wrote:
    In article <vsmp18$1ggog$1@dont-email.me>,
    Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> wrote:
    On 2025-04-03 12:37:47 +0000, Blueshirt said:
    The Doctor wrote:

    The Biggest April Fools' Doctor Who is the chinball/Whittaker
    Timeless Child!

    No 13th Doctor episode of Doctor Who was broadcast in April...

    The reAL 13th Doctor looks like the 10th Doctor!


    Probably the biggest April Fools joke ever is that here in New Zealand
    the new personal income tax year always starts on 1 April (business
    income tax years can be different dates). :-(




    kirk looks like a twilight zone caricature

    :-)
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  • From Daniel70@21:1/5 to Your Name on Fri Apr 4 14:19:24 2025
    On 4/04/2025 6:54 am, Your Name wrote:
    On 2025-04-03 12:37:47 +0000, Blueshirt said:
    The Doctor wrote:

    The Biggest April Fools' Doctor Who ithe chinball/Whittaker
    Timeless Child!

    No 13th Doctor episode of Doctor Who was broadcast in April...

    Probably the biggest April Fools joke ever is that here in New Zealand
    the new personal income tax year always starts on 1 April (business
    income tax years can be different dates).  :-(

    Here in Australia, the personal income tax year is 1 July to 30 June
    .... which reminds me ... I must get around to lodging Last Years
    return!! ;-)
    --
    Daniel70

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  • From The Doctor@21:1/5 to daniel47@eternal-september.org on Fri Apr 4 04:14:35 2025
    In article <vsnj3s$2e8ue$2@dont-email.me>,
    Daniel70 <daniel47@eternal-september.org> wrote:
    On 4/04/2025 6:54 am, Your Name wrote:
    On 2025-04-03 12:37:47 +0000, Blueshirt said:
    The Doctor wrote:

    The Biggest April Fools' Doctor Who ithe chinball/Whittaker
    Timeless Child!

    No 13th Doctor episode of Doctor Who was broadcast in April...

    Probably the biggest April Fools joke ever is that here in New Zealand
    the new personal income tax year always starts on 1 April (business
    income tax years can be different dates).  :-(

    Here in Australia, the personal income tax year is 1 July to 30 June
    .... which reminds me ... I must get around to lodging Last Years
    return!! ;-)

    Get organised!

    --
    Daniel70


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  • From The Doctor@21:1/5 to pursent100@gmail.com on Fri Apr 4 04:16:45 2025
    In article <YnqdnZRCQd1tzHL6nZ2dnZfqn_gAAAAA@giganews.com>,
    % <pursent100@gmail.com> wrote:
    Daniel70 wrote:
    On 4/04/2025 6:54 am, Your Name wrote:
    On 2025-04-03 12:37:47 +0000, Blueshirt said:
    The Doctor wrote:

    The Biggest April Fools' Doctor Who ithe chinball/Whittaker
    Timeless Child!

    No 13th Doctor episode of Doctor Who was broadcast in April...

    Probably the biggest April Fools joke ever is that here in New Zealand
    the new personal income tax year always starts on 1 April (business
    income tax years can be different dates).  :-(

    Here in Australia, the personal income tax year is 1 July to 30 June
    .... which reminds me ... I must get around to lodging Last Years
    return!! ;-)

    sure you must but first you'll need an income

    Good one % !
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  • From Your Name@21:1/5 to All on Fri Apr 4 18:34:32 2025
    On 2025-04-04 03:19:24 +0000, Daniel70 said:
    On 4/04/2025 6:54 am, Your Name wrote:
    On 2025-04-03 12:37:47 +0000, Blueshirt said:
    The Doctor wrote:

    The Biggest April Fools' Doctor Who ithe chinball/Whittaker
    Timeless Child!

    No 13th Doctor episode of Doctor Who was broadcast in April...

    Probably the biggest April Fools joke ever is that here in New Zealand
    the new personal income tax year always starts on 1 April (business
    income tax years can be different dates).  :-(

    Here in Australia, the personal income tax year is 1 July to 30 June
    .... which reminds me ... I must get around to lodging Last Years
    return!! ;-)

    Here we only get a couple of months to lodge the tax return (something
    like 7 July is the deadline) ... after that it is either tough luck or
    a fine. Although the tax is automatically calculated at the various
    sources, so most people do not need to do anything at all do not need
    to file a tax return at all. Only those people with special
    requirements need to fill to personal tax forms (these days online) - self-employed, claiming tax refunds for charitable donations, receiving overseas income, etc.

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  • From doctor@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca@21:1/5 to Your Name on Fri Apr 4 06:44:38 2025
    Your Name <YourName@yourisp.com> wrote:
    : On 2025-04-04 03:19:24 +0000, Daniel70 said:
    : > On 4/04/2025 6:54 am, Your Name wrote:
    : >> On 2025-04-03 12:37:47 +0000, Blueshirt said:
    : >>> The Doctor wrote:
    : >>>>
    : >>>> The Biggest April Fools' Doctor Who ithe chinball/Whittaker
    : >>>> Timeless Child!
    : >>>
    : >>> No 13th Doctor episode of Doctor Who was broadcast in April...
    : >>
    : >> Probably the biggest April Fools joke ever is that here in New Zealand
    : >> the new personal income tax year always starts on 1 April (business
    : >> income tax years can be different dates).?? :-(
    : >>
    : > Here in Australia, the personal income tax year is 1 July to 30 June
    : > .... which reminds me ... I must get around to lodging Last Years
    : > return!! ;-)

    : Here we only get a couple of months to lodge the tax return (something
    : like 7 July is the deadline) ... after that it is either tough luck or
    : a fine. Although the tax is automatically calculated at the various
    : sources, so most people do not need to do anything at all do not need
    : to file a tax return at all. Only those people with special
    : requirements need to fill to personal tax forms (these days online) -
    : self-employed, claiming tax refunds for charitable donations, receiving
    : overseas income, etc.

    In Canada it is the last day in April.

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  • From Daniel70@21:1/5 to All on Fri Apr 4 20:34:11 2025
    On 4/04/2025 2:28 pm, % wrote:
    Daniel70 wrote:
    On 4/04/2025 6:54 am, Your Name wrote:
    On 2025-04-03 12:37:47 +0000, Blueshirt said:
    The Doctor wrote:

    The Biggest April Fools' Doctor Who ithe chinball/Whittaker
    Timeless Child!

    No 13th Doctor episode of Doctor Who was broadcast in April...

    Probably the biggest April Fools joke ever is that here in New
    Zealand the new personal income tax year always starts on 1 April
    (business income tax years can be different dates).  :-(

    Here in Australia, the personal income tax year is 1 July to 30 June
    .... which reminds me ... I must get around to lodging Last Years
    return!! ;-)

    sure you must but first you'll need an income

    Would you believe ..... it is having had an income in FY 23/24 that is
    causing the delay?? How do I claim back the Fees paid on earning that
    income as an eligible deduction??
    --
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  • From Daniel70@21:1/5 to Your Name on Fri Apr 4 20:37:49 2025
    On 4/04/2025 4:34 pm, Your Name wrote:
    On 2025-04-04 03:19:24 +0000, Daniel70 said:
    On 4/04/2025 6:54 am, Your Name wrote:
    On 2025-04-03 12:37:47 +0000, Blueshirt said:
    The Doctor wrote:

    The Biggest April Fools' Doctor Who ithe chinball/Whittaker
    Timeless Child!

    No 13th Doctor episode of Doctor Who was broadcast in April...

    Probably the biggest April Fools joke ever is that here in New
    Zealand the new personal income tax year always starts on 1 April
    (business income tax years can be different dates). :-(

    Here in Australia, the personal income tax year is 1 July to 30
    June .... which reminds me ... I must get around to lodging Last
    Years return!! ;-)

    Here we only get a couple of months to lodge the tax return
    (something like 7 July is the deadline) ... after that it is either
    tough luck or a fine.

    Here, we have, I think, until the end of October to lodge our return
    .... unless you do it via an Accountant in which case you have until the
    end of Feb!

    Although the tax is automatically calculated at the various sources,
    so most people do not need to do anything at all do not need to file
    a tax return at all. Only those people with special requirements need
    to fill to personal tax forms (these days online) - self-employed,
    claiming tax refunds for charitable donations, receiving overseas
    income, etc.
    --
    Daniel70

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  • From The Doctor@21:1/5 to daniel47@eternal-september.org on Fri Apr 4 13:54:43 2025
    In article <vso92k$34oji$1@dont-email.me>,
    Daniel70 <daniel47@eternal-september.org> wrote:
    On 4/04/2025 2:28 pm, % wrote:
    Daniel70 wrote:
    On 4/04/2025 6:54 am, Your Name wrote:
    On 2025-04-03 12:37:47 +0000, Blueshirt said:
    The Doctor wrote:

    The Biggest April Fools' Doctor Who ithe chinball/Whittaker
    Timeless Child!

    No 13th Doctor episode of Doctor Who was broadcast in April...

    Probably the biggest April Fools joke ever is that here in New
    Zealand the new personal income tax year always starts on 1 April
    (business income tax years can be different dates).  :-(

    Here in Australia, the personal income tax year is 1 July to 30 June
    .... which reminds me ... I must get around to lodging Last Years
    return!! ;-)

    sure you must but first you'll need an income

    Would you believe ..... it is having had an income in FY 23/24 that is >causing the delay?? How do I claim back the Fees paid on earning that
    income as an eligible deduction??

    I am annual regularly!

    --
    Daniel70


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  • From The Doctor@21:1/5 to daniel47@eternal-september.org on Fri Apr 4 13:55:17 2025
    In article <vso99c$34oji$2@dont-email.me>,
    Daniel70 <daniel47@eternal-september.org> wrote:
    On 4/04/2025 4:34 pm, Your Name wrote:
    On 2025-04-04 03:19:24 +0000, Daniel70 said:
    On 4/04/2025 6:54 am, Your Name wrote:
    On 2025-04-03 12:37:47 +0000, Blueshirt said:
    The Doctor wrote:

    The Biggest April Fools' Doctor Who ithe chinball/Whittaker
    Timeless Child!

    No 13th Doctor episode of Doctor Who was broadcast in April...

    Probably the biggest April Fools joke ever is that here in New
    Zealand the new personal income tax year always starts on 1 April
    (business income tax years can be different dates). :-(

    Here in Australia, the personal income tax year is 1 July to 30
    June .... which reminds me ... I must get around to lodging Last
    Years return!! ;-)

    Here we only get a couple of months to lodge the tax return
    (something like 7 July is the deadline) ... after that it is either
    tough luck or a fine.

    Here, we have, I think, until the end of October to lodge our return
    .... unless you do it via an Accountant in which case you have until the
    end of Feb!


    Accountant for me!

    Although the tax is automatically calculated at the various sources,
    so most people do not need to do anything at all do not need to file
    a tax return at all. Only those people with special requirements need
    to fill to personal tax forms (these days online) - self-employed,
    claiming tax refunds for charitable donations, receiving overseas
    income, etc.
    --
    Daniel70


    --
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  • From Blueshirt@21:1/5 to doctor@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca on Sat Apr 5 11:52:45 2025
    doctor@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca wrote:

    Your Name <YourName@yourisp.com> wrote:
    On 2025-04-04 03:19:24 +0000, Daniel70 said:

    Here in Australia, the personal income tax year is 1 July
    to 30 June .... which reminds me ... I must get around to
    lodging Last Years return!! ;-)

    Here we only get a couple of months to lodge the tax return
    (something like 7 July is the deadline) ... after that it
    is either tough luck or a fine. Although the tax is
    automatically calculated at the various sources, so most
    people do not need to do anything at all do not need to
    file a tax return at all. Only those people with special
    requirements need to fill to personal tax forms (these days
    online) - self-employed, claiming tax refunds for charitable
    donations, receiving : overseas income, etc.

    In Canada it is the last day in April.

    In Ireland (surprisingly enough) we like to keep it simple...
    our tax year starts on January 1st and finishes on 31st December.

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  • From The Doctor@21:1/5 to Blueshirt on Sat Apr 5 11:52:07 2025
    In article <xn0p46s8z2nard000@news.eternal-september.org>,
    Blueshirt <blueshirt@indigo.news> wrote:
    doctor@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca wrote:

    Your Name <YourName@yourisp.com> wrote:
    On 2025-04-04 03:19:24 +0000, Daniel70 said:

    Here in Australia, the personal income tax year is 1 July
    to 30 June .... which reminds me ... I must get around to
    lodging Last Years return!! ;-)

    Here we only get a couple of months to lodge the tax return
    (something like 7 July is the deadline) ... after that it
    is either tough luck or a fine. Although the tax is
    automatically calculated at the various sources, so most
    people do not need to do anything at all do not need to
    file a tax return at all. Only those people with special
    requirements need to fill to personal tax forms (these days
    online) - self-employed, claiming tax refunds for charitable
    donations, receiving : overseas income, etc.

    In Canada it is the last day in April.

    In Ireland (surprisingly enough) we like to keep it simple...
    our tax year starts on January 1st and finishes on 31st December.

    And when due?
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  • From Blueshirt@21:1/5 to The Doctor on Sat Apr 5 12:51:02 2025
    The Doctor wrote:

    In article <xn0p46s8z2nard000@news.eternal-september.org>,
    Blueshirt <blueshirt@indigo.news> wrote:
    doctor@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca wrote:

    In Canada it is the last day in April.

    In Ireland (surprisingly enough) we like to keep it simple...
    our tax year starts on January 1st and finishes on 31st
    December.

    And when due?

    October 31st.

    The government probably think we're all stupid so they keep
    important tax dates aligned to holidays so we can't forget.

    Tax Year: New Years Day to New Year's Eve.
    Tax returns: Halloween.

    Simples.

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  • From The Doctor@21:1/5 to Blueshirt on Sat Apr 5 13:16:43 2025
    In article <xn0p46vnk7acpz001@post.eweka.nl>,
    Blueshirt <blueshirt@indigo.news> wrote:
    The Doctor wrote:

    In article <xn0p46s8z2nard000@news.eternal-september.org>,
    Blueshirt <blueshirt@indigo.news> wrote:
    doctor@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca wrote:

    In Canada it is the last day in April.

    In Ireland (surprisingly enough) we like to keep it simple...
    our tax year starts on January 1st and finishes on 31st
    December.

    And when due?

    October 31st.

    The government probably think we're all stupid so they keep
    important tax dates aligned to holidays so we can't forget.

    Tax Year: New Years Day to New Year's Eve.
    Tax returns: Halloween.

    Simples.

    For Ireland.
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  • From Your Name@21:1/5 to Blueshirt on Sun Apr 6 10:38:08 2025
    On 2025-04-05 12:51:02 +0000, Blueshirt said:
    The Doctor wrote:
    In article <xn0p46s8z2nard000@news.eternal-september.org>,
    Blueshirt <blueshirt@indigo.news> wrote:
    doctor@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca wrote:

    In Canada it is the last day in April.

    In Ireland (surprisingly enough) we like to keep it simple...
    our tax year starts on January 1st and finishes on 31st
    December.

    And when due?

    October 31st.

    The government probably think we're all stupid so they keep
    important tax dates aligned to holidays so we can't forget.

    Tax Year: New Years Day to New Year's Eve.
    Tax returns: Halloween.

    Simples.

    Halloween seems fitting since your tax bill is probably the scariest
    thing you see each year and the government plays the biggest trick by
    wasting most of the money on stupidities. ;-)

    In New Zealand, the dates for personal income tax are:
    - tax year 1 April - 31 March
    - tax forms lodged by 7 July
    - tax payments due by 7 February
    (tax refunds are usually paid as soon as the tax forms
    have been assessed as correct)

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  • From The Doctor@21:1/5 to YourName@YourISP.com on Sat Apr 5 23:34:36 2025
    In article <vssbcg$3dher$1@dont-email.me>,
    Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> wrote:
    On 2025-04-05 12:51:02 +0000, Blueshirt said:
    The Doctor wrote:
    In article <xn0p46s8z2nard000@news.eternal-september.org>,
    Blueshirt <blueshirt@indigo.news> wrote:
    doctor@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca wrote:

    In Canada it is the last day in April.

    In Ireland (surprisingly enough) we like to keep it simple...
    our tax year starts on January 1st and finishes on 31st
    December.

    And when due?

    October 31st.

    The government probably think we're all stupid so they keep
    important tax dates aligned to holidays so we can't forget.

    Tax Year: New Years Day to New Year's Eve.
    Tax returns: Halloween.

    Simples.

    Halloween seems fitting since your tax bill is probably the scariest
    thing you see each year and the government plays the biggest trick by
    wasting most of the money on stupidities. ;-)

    In New Zealand, the dates for personal income tax are:
    - tax year 1 April - 31 March
    - tax forms lodged by 7 July
    - tax payments due by 7 February
    (tax refunds are usually paid as soon as the tax forms
    have been assessed as correct)


    Cycle known,
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