• Re: LNH: Classic LNH Adventures #238: Just Another Multi-Writer Cascade

    From Scott Eiler@21:1/5 to All on Sun Mar 27 21:54:46 2022
    On 2022-03-27 14:18, Arthur Spitzer quoted:

    From a third direction, a grating voice yelled, "Oooh! 1960s
    Butterflies! What could*possibly* stop them? ... Oh! I know! 1960s DDT!"

    A cloud of chemicals floated down on the combatants. Doc Nostalgia
    didn't smell anything from it. But Mister Morrison's butterflies convulsed.

    "choke choke..." Mister Morrison looked up. "Oh. A demon in duck
    form. How quaint. How fitting that you should be helpless against me
    as *Internet Virus* Butterflies!" He turned back into butterflies, only electronic.

    "heh. You failed to notice, I am a *cyborg* demon duck! And I'm full
    of EMP!" Energy pulsed out from the duck. The butterflies all
    thrashed, and collapsed into a thrashing human form. "Heh. I've been watching. And I've been waiting for *someone* to do all this to you."

    Oh, if only Mister Morrison had tried to affect Psychovant's mind then.
    Or, maybe he tried to - and promptly found out better!

    Anyway, if Mister Morrison ever shows up in LNH20 again, he'll be Atomic Rabbit's problem.

    Now, could we get Rob Rogers to vocalize and record some of this stuff?
    8{D>

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    "Your Royal Highness, instead of devoting yourself exclusively
    to Minerva, should, instead, rather offer sacrifice at the altars
    of Bacchus, Orpheus, Venus, and Morpheus."

    - Advice to Prince Duarte of Portugal. From "The golden age of
    Prince Henry the Navigator", by Joaquim Pedro Oliveira Martins.
    Coming soon to Project Gutenberg.

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  • From Drew Nilium@21:1/5 to Scott Eiler on Fri Sep 2 02:56:45 2022
    On 3/27/22 5:54 PM, Scott Eiler wrote:

    <snip>
    Now, could we get Rob Rogers to vocalize and record some of this stuff?  8{D>

    That would be flipping amazing. X>

    Drew "100% for it" Nilium

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  • From Drew Nilium@21:1/5 to Arthur Spitzer on Fri Sep 2 02:55:52 2022
    On 3/27/22 5:18 PM, Arthur Spitzer wrote:

    <snip>
    In a distant universe, Doc Nostalgia and his arch-nemesis Mister
    Morrison popped out of a magic portal. Doc Nostalgia said, "As you can
    see, I've survived this little Magical Mystery Tour challenge of yours.
    I'm ready for you this time!"

    I love that Scott decided to grab this loose end and move it forward. X>

    "Gah. Duck. You make this place uncomfortable for me. Let it be
    known, I will return. When I *feel* like it. When the climate might be
    more comfortable." Mister Morrison disappeared in a poof of DDT.

    Heeheehee :>
    In finest LNH cascade tradition, all LNH cascades are now fair game. Heh.

    Heck yeah they are. :D

    Usually, with Cat's formidable catalytic powers, she could get even Lethal Lawyer to listen to this kind of talk with at least some interest, but Token Girl had been inured to them by their long association, and she was always more stubborn than average. Token Girl didn't care much about that kind of thing. Well, not much. Anymore. But this was one of those times when Cat was
    getting into one of her obsessive shipper moods because she wanted to take her
    mind off other things--like the fact they were going headlong into a cosmic crisis, again--so she let her ramble on.

    I think this is the point where Jeanne first established this relationship, and it really does immediately feel like something that goes back to the early '90s. X>

    Token Girl rolled her eyes. "Tsundere isn't a thing in real life, Cat."

    "Well this isn't real life, Tara, we're superheroes!"

    So adorable

    "Yes! Ever since the Crisis on Infinite Earths, when DCU started differentiating its core characters more and introducing more conflict between
    them to fit the Marvel template, Batman has followed the classic tsundere behavior pattern." Her face lit up and she started making animated hand gestures. "With his friends and teammates, like Superman, his default interactions are cold, aloof and hostile, but gradually he reveals his vulnerabiliity and caring."

    It's true and she should say it!!

    "No, no, Batman can't be a tsundere. Tsundere are supposed to be cute anime girls and Batman is a hot dad."

    This is such a good line. X>

    Traditionally, moe in anime fandom has been a part of the heterosexual male gaze. But all kinds of readers feel "moe" feelings toward characters outside of that. The highest degree of moe is for someone who seems on the surface to
    be powerful, unapproachable, untouchable but has a deeply vulnerable core, and
    they're lonely and isolated and you want to reach out and hug them a lot. Batman is moe!"

    YESSSSS. :D TELL IT, SISTER!

    "Actually," said Adamant-Authority-On-Everything, "recent evidence has suggested that the collapse on Easter Island was due to disease brought by the
    Europeans and not--"

    "What the hell?" said Token Girl.

    "Oh," said Adamant-Authority-On-Everything. "I thought you were talking about moai."

    "Wait, how did you get in here?"

    "Well, they're not totally unrelated," said Catalyst Lass. "Matt Smith is pretty moe."

    Token Girl sighed. "Boy," she said, "you sure do have some weird conversations
    when you're in space."

    ahhhhhhh so good |>

    Her powers were both wide-ranging and very specific, and she had trouble figuring out what to make of them. Technically, she could draw on any weapon or artifact from any continuity she wasn't currently in, but in an LNH context
    she had to respect copyright. The sheer options of what she could draw on were
    a little daunting, though she had a fondness for classical mythology.

    Yeah, it took me a while to get a handle on. X> Especially in Friendgame. I'm retconning some of that weirdness by saying that her powers are increased in the
    Friend Zone, due to its nature of connection.

    She'd talked with Cheesecake-Eater Lad! Cheesecake-Eater Lad was literally inside her! She didn't know how to feel about that.

    X3

    But there wasn't much for her to do out here but be awed by the pure immensity
    of it all. For a long time, that was all she could think about--she was in space! She was part of the LNH! But after several hours of sailing through empty space, she started thinking about all the awkward things in her life.

    That's familiar. X3

    I was out of the universe for years, so my credit rating can't be good. But it
    doesn't matter! I'm a net.hero now! And they usually make money... somehow...
    I guess the LNH will give me a stipend. As soon as I actually join them. Which
    should be any minute now.

    Yeah, I'm sure it'll be fine. X>

    I just--I want to be with her more than anything. No, I want to be a hero more
    than anything. I AM a hero. I've made it! But why did I have to kiss her? She's basically the only friend I have right now, why did I have to make things weird? Why do I have to keep going too far? I feel like I've had all this potential that I couldn't get to because the world was holding me back, and now it's all spilling out at once and I don't know what to do with it...

    Ohhhhh, sweetie. ;-; Must hug.

    As soon as she entered the building, she was almost knocked over by the stampeding goths. She didn't want to fight them off. Or at least she knew she
    shouldn't, although in fact she wanted to individually beat them all within an
    inch of their lives.

    Also relatable, from working with the public. X3

    She smiled a crooked smile. "I'll bet you'd make a great goth. We could paint
    our nails and then conquer the world!"

    Merissa's just adorable. <3 Um, even when she's being terrible.

    There was a titanic billboard, larger than the LNH logo, that said: "No-Duh: It's a Soda!" What did that mean? It sounded like one of those terrible Mr. Pakrika knock-offs they sold in grocery chains. Probably the LNHQ had just been blown up again. Nothing to be too concerned about.

    She opened the door and walked in.

    YOU HAVE BEEN READING
    JUST ANOTHER MULTI-WRITER CASCADE THAT WILL NEVER HAVE AN ENDING #8
    AKA LOONIVERSE Y #15 PART 2
    by Adrian J. McClure

    :D :D :D THAT'S SUCH A GOOD TITLE DROP

    But he had to try. Because he was Atomic Rabbit, one of the greatest heroes of
    the Tooniverse, and he would get that terrible duck if it was the last thing he did.

    AND THAT'S SUCH A GOOD POST CREDITS SCENE. :D

    Drew "ahhhhh, we were on with this one" Nilium

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  • From Jeanne Morningstar@21:1/5 to Drew Nilium on Fri Sep 2 03:41:22 2022
    On 9/1/22 9:55 PM, Drew Nilium wrote:
    On 3/27/22 5:18 PM, Arthur Spitzer wrote:


    I think this is the point where Jeanne first established this
    relationship, and it really does immediately feel like something that
    goes back to the early '90s. X>

    That's kind of how the LNH has always worked, really.

    I came up with this whole dynamic for an attempt at starting an LNh v3
    #1 which would have had an all-female team, mirroring the Brian Wood
    X-Men of the time (probably for the best that went nowhere, considering
    how that turned out...) I came up with this whole dialogue exchange out
    of the blue and didn't know what characters it went with, later deciding
    on Cat and Tara.


    Token Girl rolled her eyes. "Tsundere isn't a thing in real life, Cat. >>
    "Well this isn't real life, Tara, we're superheroes!"

    So adorable

    I excerpted this scene on the LNH tumblr, and to this day it still gets
    reblogs every now and again from people who know nothing about the LNH.


    "No, no, Batman can't be a tsundere. Tsundere are supposed to be cute
    anime
    girls and Batman is a hot dad."

    This is such a good line. X>

    I've always kind of written Tara as being a reflection or distillation
    of current internet culture.




    Yeah, it took me a while to get a handle on. X> Especially in
    Friendgame. I'm retconning some of that weirdness by saying that her
    powers are increased in the Friend Zone, due to its nature of connection.



    All the characters I create tend to have powers that are both
    wide-ranging and very specific, kind of like the early Silver Age Flash
    and Green Lantern. There's a definite logic by which they work, but it's associational logic.




    Ohhhhh, sweetie. ;-; Must hug.

    One thing about the whole Alice/Victoria relationship is that Alice
    really has many of the same inseucrities and anxieties Vic does, she's
    just better at hiding them because she's built her personality around
    bieng the confident hero/leader type.

    Like Cat/Tara, their relationship was influenced by Carol Danvers and
    Jessica Drew's. Carol being someone who was always pushing forward (even
    when it might not be a good idea), Jess being someone who tended to
    retreat into anxiety. Alice is Carol Danvers+Kitty Pryde and Vic is
    Jessica Drew+Illyana Rasputin, more or less.


    YOU HAVE BEEN READING JUST ANOTHER MULTI-WRITER CASCADE THAT WILL
    NEVER HAVE AN ENDING #8
    AKA LOONIVERSE Y #15 PART 2
    by Adrian J. McClure

    :D :D :D THAT'S SUCH A GOOD TITLE DROP


    Oh boy, here come the really big emotions...


    --
    Jeanne "Comrade Bruce Wayne: Gossip Girl" Morningstar
    Chief Procrastinator, Commission of Ecumenical Translators

    It is a foul bauble of man's vanity. Away with it!
    --Count Dracula, throwing a mirror out a window, _Dracula_ by Bram Stoker

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  • From Drew Nilium@21:1/5 to Jeanne Morningstar on Fri Sep 2 04:31:24 2022
    On 9/1/22 11:41 PM, Jeanne Morningstar wrote:
    On 9/1/22 9:55 PM, Drew Nilium wrote:
    On 3/27/22 5:18 PM, Arthur Spitzer wrote:


    I think this is the point where Jeanne first established this relationship, >> and it really does immediately feel like something that goes back to the early
    '90s. X>

    That's kind of how the LNH has always worked, really.

    I came up with this whole dynamic for an attempt at starting an LNh v3 #1 which
    would have had an all-female team, mirroring the Brian Wood X-Men of the time (probably for the best that went nowhere, considering how that turned out...)

    I remember that. X3

    Token Girl rolled her eyes. "Tsundere isn't a thing in real life, Cat. >> >>> "Well this isn't real life, Tara, we're superheroes!"

    So adorable

    I excerpted this scene on the LNH tumblr, and to this day it still gets reblogs
    every now and again from people who know nothing about the LNH.

    yesssssss <3 <3 <3 Wonderful.

    "No, no, Batman can't be a tsundere. Tsundere are supposed to be cute anime
    girls and Batman is a hot dad."

    This is such a good line. X>

    I've always kind of written Tara as being a reflection or distillation of current internet culture.

    Delightful. :3 Though she's also such an Internet Oldster, at the same time.

    Yeah, it took me a while to get a handle on. X> Especially in Friendgame. I'm
    retconning some of that weirdness by saying that her powers are increased in >> the Friend Zone, due to its nature of connection.

    All the characters I create tend to have powers that are both wide-ranging and
    very specific, kind of like the early Silver Age Flash and Green Lantern. There's a definite logic by which they work, but it's associational logic.

    :D Yeah, that makes sense. Fundamentally magical.

    One thing about the whole Alice/Victoria relationship is that Alice really has
    many of the same inseucrities and anxieties Vic does, she's just better at hiding them because she's built her personality around bieng the confident hero/leader type.

    That's familiar. X3

    Like Cat/Tara, their relationship was influenced by Carol Danvers and Jessica Drew's. Carol being someone who was always pushing forward (even when it might
    not be a good idea), Jess being someone who tended to retreat into anxiety.

    Hmmmm, yes

    Alice is Carol Danvers+Kitty Pryde and Vic is Jessica Drew+Illyana Rasputin, more or less.

    Well that's adorable. X3

    YOU HAVE BEEN READING JUST ANOTHER MULTI-WRITER CASCADE THAT WILL NEVER HAVE
    AN ENDING #8
    AKA LOONIVERSE Y #15 PART 2
    by Adrian J. McClure

    :D :D :D THAT'S SUCH A GOOD TITLE DROP

    Oh boy, here come the really big emotions...

    Drew "in three, two, one..." Nilium

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