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PARSNIP THE CHRISTMAS MIRACLE MAGGOT

#3 (out of 4)

Parsnips Athlete's Foot!


The LNH Easy Chair Room --

"I've got some bad news, everyone," said The Incredible Man-With-No-Life
as he stepped into the room -- a room filled with various LNH'rs kicking
back while watching the very big screen TV. "It's Parsnip. He has --
he has -- Athlete's Foot! He got it curing this guy -- this guy who had
-- Athlete's Foot! And he cured the guy -- but I guess the Athlete's
Foot transferred to him -- and well -- it's bad. It's very bad!
Organic Lass said he might not make it -- make it to Christmas. That's
how bad it is."

"Feh," said Super Apathy Lad with sympathy in his eyes.

"That's a shame," said Special Bonding Boy whose eyes were still glued
to the TV.

"Yeah," said The Incredible Man-With-No-Life. "I was thinking that
maybe we could like do some Candle Light Vigil or something like that
for Parsnip. Maybe?"

"That sounds like a great idea," said Special Bonding Boy whose eyes
were still glued to the TV. "I'd like to help you with that, but -- umm
-- there's a 'Touched by an Angel' marathon on and well -- I don't want
to miss any of it."

"Oh? A 'Touched by an Angel' marathon? I didn't know that," said The Incredible Man-With-No-Life sitting down to watch it with his fellow LNH'rs.


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NEXT WEEK: Will Parsnip live long enough to have his own favorite
episode of 'Touched by an Angel'?

Credits:

The Incredible Man-With-No-Life is Enrique Conty's

Super Apathy Lad is Jacob Lesgold

Special Bonding Boy is wReam's

Parsnip the Christmas Miracle Maggot is Arthur Spitzer's

Writer's Notes:

Okay Special Bonding Boy might be slightly out of character here.

For a more in character depiction of SBB (and Christmas tale by wReam)
check this out:

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.comics.lnh/msg/842ea8e1d8fe8934?dmode=source

Arthur "Have never actually seen an episode myself..." Spitzer

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