• LNH: Leadership Cry.sig: Net.ropolis 2023 #2

    From Arthur Spitzer@21:1/5 to All on Mon Apr 3 03:50:08 2023
    Leadership Cry.sig: Net.ropolis 2023 #2


    The switchblade wielding green mohawk hairstyle sporting punk made his way towards the dark alley with grin on his safety pin riddled face, "Hey
    there, Mr. Innocent Bystander! Saw you go in there! Let's keep it
    simple. Your wallet..." he said with an insane giggle as if it was the funniest thing that anyone had ever said, "...OR -- YOUR LIFE!!"

    And then he actually looked at person he was trying to mug. And his voice started to crack. "Oh waitwait! My bad! My bad! Thought you were...
    thought were some defenseless innocent bystander and not... ohjesus... and
    not some very, very, scary person wearing a trenchcoat, a fedora, and
    ohgod ohgod... a ninja mask! Obviously, you seem to be a person that no
    one in their right mind should ever, ever try to mug! So, sorry about
    that, sir! You don't mind if I call you sir, do I? I... you know -- look
    at time," he said glancing at a watch he had taken from some previous defenseless innocent bystander. "Think I'll just you know..." He made a gesture with one of his thumbs as if to indicate that he wanted to leave
    this alley way and get as far away from it as possible.

    And as his feet started to slowly back away from the mysterious ninja
    masked person, he could see the mysterious ninja masked person gaze at
    him. And then the mysterious ninja masked person pointed right at him
    while saying in the deepest, scariest voice ever, "YOU."

    And something in the way the mysterious ninja masked person said the word, 'YOU', caused him to completely freeze up. Nonononono! Not happening!
    This is not happening! Why couldn't he move?! No!!!! Ohgod.
    Needtomove!

    And then he saw the mysterious ninja masked person start to stomp over to
    him. But strangely enough it was stomping that made absolutely no noise.
    No noise at all.

    And then the mysterious masked person's arm moved like a flash towards his chest. And there was a horrible pain and sound. Like ribs cracking open.
    And then he could see the guy's hand was holding something dripping blood. Something that was still beating. Ohgod. Oh, that's not good, were his
    last thoughts as everything became black.

    "Where are they? Where?! Where is the LNH? Tell me where!" But the
    punk lying lifelessly in the alley way wasn't able to answer these
    questions. The Ninja-Masked Guy looked at the bloody heart that had
    finally stopped beating and dropped it. Hmm. He had done that in the
    wrong order. Yes. First you ASK the questions. And THEN -- you pull the heart out of the chest. That's the correct order. Yes. Need to remember that.

    Everything was foggy in the Ninja-Masked Guy's head. How did get here?
    Who was he? Most of the memories were gone. All he could remember was
    all of the training. All the skills -- he still had those. And the LNH.
    He could remember that there were these people called the LNH. And he
    needed to find them.

    Because they needed to pay.

    They All Needed To Pay.


    Credits:

    Ninja-Masked Guy is either Raymond "wReam" Bingham's or I suppose mine.
    We'll see.

    Writer's Notes:

    Okay, here's a quickie little story that either brings back the Old School Ultimate Ninja or some other ninja that has all the same skills and
    powers. Maybe it's a Ultimate Ninja from some Alternate Universe or
    Timeline. Who knows. He (or possibly They) is Free for use. Do with
    them whatever.

    Arthur "Just when I thought I was out..." Spitzer

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  • From Drew Nilium@21:1/5 to Arthur Spitzer on Mon Apr 3 04:37:26 2023
    On 4/2/23 11:50 PM, Arthur Spitzer wrote:
    Leadership Cry.sig: Net.ropolis 2023 #2

    Eeeeheeheehee excellent :D

    The switchblade wielding green mohawk hairstyle sporting punk made his way towards the dark alley with grin on his safety pin riddled face, "Hey
    there, Mr. Innocent Bystander!

    X3 *whistles Running in the 90s*

    "Oh waitwait! My bad! My bad! Thought you were...
    thought were some defenseless innocent bystander and not... ohjesus... and not some very, very, scary person wearing a trenchcoat, a fedora, and
    ohgod ohgod... a ninja mask! Obviously, you seem to be a person that no
    one in their right mind should ever, ever try to mug!

    Amazing. :D

    And then he saw the mysterious ninja masked person start to stomp over to him. But strangely enough it was stomping that made absolutely no noise.
    No noise at all.

    Amazing ninja powers

    "Where are they? Where?! Where is the LNH? Tell me where!" But the
    punk lying lifelessly in the alley way wasn't able to answer these
    questions. The Ninja-Masked Guy looked at the bloody heart that had
    finally stopped beating and dropped it. Hmm. He had done that in the
    wrong order. Yes. First you ASK the questions. And THEN -- you pull the heart out of the chest. That's the correct order. Yes. Need to remember that.

    X3 oh my god

    Everything was foggy in the Ninja-Masked Guy's head. How did get here?
    Who was he? Most of the memories were gone. All he could remember was
    all of the training. All the skills -- he still had those. And the LNH.
    He could remember that there were these people called the LNH. And he
    needed to find them.

    Because they needed to pay.

    They All Needed To Pay.

    I *love* this, gosh. :D This is such a good plot element.

    Okay, here's a quickie little story that either brings back the Old School Ultimate Ninja or some other ninja that has all the same skills and
    powers. Maybe it's a Ultimate Ninja from some Alternate Universe or Timeline. Who knows. He (or possibly They) is Free for use. Do with
    them whatever.

    Wonderful. :D Thank you so much!

    Arthur "Just when I thought I was out..." Spitzer

    Drew "ridiculous and terrifying, a perfect combo" Nilium*

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  • From Arthur Spitzer@21:1/5 to Drew Nilium on Thu Apr 6 02:19:40 2023
    On Sunday, April 2, 2023 at 9:37:27 PM UTC-7, Drew Nilium wrote:
    On 4/2/23 11:50 PM, Arthur Spitzer wrote:

    Wonderful. :D Thank you so much!
    Arthur "Just when I thought I was out..." Spitzer
    Drew "ridiculous and terrifying, a perfect combo" Nilium*


    Thanks for the kind words!

    Arthur "Thanks!" Spitzer

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