• Bad news for Shmoos

    From Fascist Flea@21:1/5 to All on Sat Mar 4 13:14:29 2023
    We all know how viciously the MAGA-fucks abhor largesse
    from the government. For unknown reasons, they have
    embraced the myth that helping the underprivileged automatically
    harms the privileged. (Given the equally intense opprobrium
    they evince toward science and especially logic, they may
    have twisted Newton's third law of motion into a self-serving
    rationale for their pettiness.)

    Anyway, it turns out that the SNAP program (aka food stamps),
    which is administered by Agriculture, has been doling out
    millions of extra food-bucks during the pandemic. Naturally, all
    alert Shmoos and other MAGA-fucks signed up to suck up the
    free money before the parasitic poor people could get it. But now
    the emergency funding is going away, so that's the end of the
    gravy train for Shmoos & company.

    Thank "god" the MAGA-fucks don't know what actual hypocrisy
    is. A mere principle of character should never prevent the
    selfish turds from feathering their own nests.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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