• Dumpster's No-Brain Trust

    From Fascist Flea@21:1/5 to All on Sat Jun 10 18:19:44 2023
    By now, it's obvious that Dumpy hoped to monetize the stolen
    secrets. The way that meathead "thinks" gives us a clear picture
    of his process, so to speak. Remember when, as Criminal in Chief,
    he tried to explain why he believed some random bit of nonsense?
    He'd also preface it with "I'm hearing...", and then go on to babble
    for a bit, until it was obvious he had no idea at all why he had been
    briefed on the subject.

    So here we are again. His cabal of grifters must have mentioned
    that somehow, sometime, foreign operatives would pay a lot of money
    to get their hands on the intel he was hoarding. None of his cronies
    actually had the connections to make that happen, of course. Dumpfuck's
    own idea of cashing in was those idiotic cartoon NFTs of him in
    silly costumes. Duh-Rudy would do no better. And the pillow flack? Ha!

    But Dumpy still "knew" he had a potential goldmine that could
    possibly bring him some ill-gotten loot. "They're mine!" he squawked
    several times, forgetting, as usual, to keep the "quiet part" QUIET.

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