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  • A theory about Witlessmoron's...

    From Fascist Flea@21:1/5 to All on Sun Oct 8 13:37:45 2023
    ... constant digging for disgusting buried things to chew on.
    Here's an astonishing parallel from the animal world in Reality:

    []
    You know the drill…the sniffing, the circling, and finally, it happens.
    This process of determining where to poop has much to do with
    your dog's instinct to tell other dogs who and where they are.
    []

    That's something they teach in vet college. The author goes on
    to add a Witless-specific detail that cements the analogy:

    []
    They leave their scent by way of scent glands located in the
    inside of the rectum.
    []

    Scottie Witlesspooper wants us all to sniff his rectum.

    OWOOOOOO!

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  • From ScottW@21:1/5 to Fascist Flea on Sun Oct 8 17:53:45 2023
    On Sunday, October 8, 2023 at 1:37:46 PM UTC-7, Fascist Flea wrote:
    ... constant digging for disgusting buried things to chew on.
    Here's an astonishing parallel from the animal world in Reality:

    []
    You know the drill…the sniffing, the circling, and finally, it happens. This process of determining where to poop has much to do with
    your dog's instinct to tell other dogs who and where they are.
    []

    That's something they teach in vet college. The author goes on
    to add a Witless-specific detail that cements the analogy:

    []
    They leave their scent by way of scent glands located in the
    inside of the rectum.
    []

    Scottie Witlesspooper wants us all to sniff his rectum.

    For you I have to take added precautions.

    NO LICKING

    ScottW

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  • From Fascist Flea@21:1/5 to All on Sun Oct 8 20:52:15 2023
    ... aaaand Witless goes SPLOOGE!

    Scottie Witlesspooper wants us all to sniff his rectum.
    For you I have to take added precautions.

    We're still laughing at you, not with you.

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