On Tuesday, March 23, 2021 at 12:10:59 PM UTC-5, Leroy N. Soetoro wrote:

https://nypost.com/2021/03/19/florida-driver-who-hit-sheriff-was- allegedly-using-her-phone/

A Florida woman struck a sheriff riding his bike, leaving him with a
broken bone in his leg — because she was shopping on Amazon while driving, authorities said.

she should shop at Aldis instead, then she will not have accidents

They have wacky names
Eg have butter that has devin nunes cow on it and says Simply Nature but looks like weis brand

https://www.aldi.us/en/products/simply-nature/

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