• Egg went missing

    From Ed P@21:1/5 to All on Sat Apr 5 12:23:09 2025
    This morning I made scrambled eggs, same as I've done a couple of times
    a week for years. This time I lost an egg.

    I put a small bowl on the counter, next to the sink. As I've done
    hundreds of times, I cracked the egg on the sink edge, but this time was different.

    The egg did not just crack, half the shell came off and the egg just
    dropped down to the sink and slithered down the drain.

    Easy cleanup compared to if it dropped to the floor.

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  • From Dave Smith@21:1/5 to Ed P on Sat Apr 5 13:30:42 2025
    On 2025-04-05 12:23 p.m., Ed P wrote:
    This morning I made scrambled eggs, same as I've done a couple of times
    a week for years.  This time I lost an egg.

    I put a small bowl on the counter, next to the sink.  As I've done
    hundreds of times, I cracked the egg on the sink edge, but this time was different.

    The egg did not just crack, half the shell came off and the egg just
    dropped down to the sink and slithered down the drain.

    Is it a seasonal thing? I had a similar sort of thing happen when I
    fried a couple eggs. I cracked the egg on the edge of the pan. I just
    tapped it lightly and would not have been surprised if I had too give it another tap. Not at all, just one gentle tap and the top of the egg
    popped off and the innards rolled over the broken edge, ripping open the
    yolk and it all fell into the pan. No mess to clean up other than to
    pick a couple chunks of shell out of pan.


    Easy cleanup compared to if it dropped to the floor.

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  • From ItsJoanNotJoAnn@21:1/5 to Dave Smith on Sat Apr 5 20:01:35 2025
    On Sat, 5 Apr 2025 17:30:42 +0000, Dave Smith wrote:

    On 2025-04-05 12:23 p.m., Ed P wrote:

    This morning I made scrambled eggs, same as I've done a couple of times
    a week for years.  This time I lost an egg.

    I put a small bowl on the counter, next to the sink.  As I've done
    hundreds of times, I cracked the egg on the sink edge, but this time was
    different.

    The egg did not just crack, half the shell came off and the egg just
    dropped down to the sink and slithered down the drain.

    Is it a seasonal thing? I had a similar sort of thing happen when I
    fried a couple eggs. I cracked the egg on the edge of the pan. I just
    tapped it lightly and would not have been surprised if I had too give it another tap. Not at all, just one gentle tap and the top of the egg
    popped off and the innards rolled over the broken edge, ripping open the
    yolk and it all fell into the pan. No mess to clean up other than to
    pick a couple chunks of shell out of pan.


    Easy cleanup compared to if it dropped to the floor.


    Weak shells? Do those chickens need some extra calcium
    in their diet?

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  • From Dave Smith@21:1/5 to ItsJoanNotJoAnn on Sat Apr 5 17:07:34 2025
    On 2025-04-05 4:01 p.m., ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:
    On Sat, 5 Apr 2025 17:30:42 +0000, Dave Smith wrote:

    On 2025-04-05 12:23 p.m., Ed P wrote:

    This morning I made scrambled eggs, same as I've done a couple of times
    a week for years.  This time I lost an egg.

    I put a small bowl on the counter, next to the sink.  As I've done
    hundreds of times, I cracked the egg on the sink edge, but this time was >>> different.

    The egg did not just crack, half the shell came off and the egg just
    dropped down to the sink and slithered down the drain.

    Is it a seasonal thing? I had a similar sort of thing happen when I
    fried a couple eggs. I cracked the egg on the edge of the pan. I just
    tapped it lightly and would not have been surprised if I had too give it
    another tap. Not at all, just one gentle tap and the top of the egg
    popped off and the innards rolled over the broken edge, ripping open the
    yolk and it all fell into the pan.  No mess to clean up other than to
    pick a couple chunks of shell out of pan.


    Easy cleanup compared to if it dropped to the floor.


    Weak shells?  Do those chickens need some extra calcium
    in their diet?

    Good question. We get the eggs from our neighbours and they are huge,
    like XXL. I don't know if they have fed them something different but
    there only have about 2 dozen hens and they are well cared for.

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  • From Hank Rogers@21:1/5 to ItsJoanNotJoAnn on Sat Apr 5 18:01:06 2025
    ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:
    On Sat, 5 Apr 2025 17:30:42 +0000, Dave Smith wrote:

    On 2025-04-05 12:23 p.m., Ed P wrote:

    This morning I made scrambled eggs, same as I've done a couple of times
    a week for years.  This time I lost an egg.

    I put a small bowl on the counter, next to the sink.  As I've done
    hundreds of times, I cracked the egg on the sink edge, but this time was >>> different.

    The egg did not just crack, half the shell came off and the egg just
    dropped down to the sink and slithered down the drain.

    Is it a seasonal thing? I had a similar sort of thing happen when I
    fried a couple eggs. I cracked the egg on the edge of the pan. I just
    tapped it lightly and would not have been surprised if I had too give it
    another tap. Not at all, just one gentle tap and the top of the egg
    popped off and the innards rolled over the broken edge, ripping open the
    yolk and it all fell into the pan.  No mess to clean up other than to
    pick a couple chunks of shell out of pan.


    Easy cleanup compared to if it dropped to the floor.


    Weak shells?  Do those chickens need some extra calcium
    in their diet?


    Damn, I bet trump put a 500% tariff on calcium.

    Nah, it had to be biden or obama's doing.

    What was I thinking?

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  • From ItsJoanNotJoAnn@21:1/5 to Hank Rogers on Sat Apr 5 23:08:51 2025
    On Sat, 5 Apr 2025 23:01:06 +0000, Hank Rogers wrote:

    ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:
    On Sat, 5 Apr 2025 17:30:42 +0000, Dave Smith wrote:

    On 2025-04-05 12:23 p.m., Ed P wrote:

    This morning I made scrambled eggs, same as I've done a couple of times >>>> a week for years.  This time I lost an egg.

    I put a small bowl on the counter, next to the sink.  As I've done
    hundreds of times, I cracked the egg on the sink edge, but this time was >>>> different.

    The egg did not just crack, half the shell came off and the egg just
    dropped down to the sink and slithered down the drain.

    Easy cleanup compared to if it dropped to the floor.


    Weak shells?  Do those chickens need some extra calcium
    in their diet?


    Damn, I bet trump put a 500% tariff on calcium.

    Nah, it had to be biden or obama's doing.

    What was I thinking?


    Naw, all they have to do is save the empty shells, let them
    dry and put them in the oven on about 200° for a little while.
    Let them cool, then grind them in a food processor or a stick
    blender and then feed a bit to their chickens daily.

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  • From gm@21:1/5 to Hank Rogers on Sat Apr 5 23:10:48 2025
    Hank Rogers wrote:

    Damn, I bet trump put a 500% tariff on calcium.

    Nah, it had to be biden or obama's doing.

    What was I thinking?


    What are CANADIAN tariiffs on US dairy products, Sire Hank...???

    Offiser Dave has about as much "chance" of eating a Yankee egg as Widder
    Jill does as finding my semen on her panties, lol...!!!

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  • From Jill McQuown@21:1/5 to Ed P on Sat Apr 5 20:21:35 2025
    On 4/5/2025 12:23 PM, Ed P wrote:
    This morning I made scrambled eggs, same as I've done a couple of times
    a week for years.  This time I lost an egg.

    I put a small bowl on the counter, next to the sink.  As I've done
    hundreds of times, I cracked the egg on the sink edge, but this time was different.

    Why didn't you crack the egg on the edge of the bowl?

    The egg did not just crack, half the shell came off and the egg just
    dropped down to the sink and slithered down the drain.

    Easy cleanup compared to if it dropped to the floor.

    True, better than the floor.

    Jill

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  • From Ed P@21:1/5 to Jill McQuown on Sat Apr 5 20:41:06 2025
    On 4/5/2025 8:21 PM, Jill McQuown wrote:
    On 4/5/2025 12:23 PM, Ed P wrote:
    This morning I made scrambled eggs, same as I've done a couple of
    times a week for years.  This time I lost an egg.

    I put a small bowl on the counter, next to the sink.  As I've done
    hundreds of times, I cracked the egg on the sink edge, but this time
    was different.

    Why didn't you crack the egg on the edge of the bowl?

    Jill


    Never did. Same with fried eggs, I don't hit them on the edge of the
    hot pan that can move compared to the solid counter edge.

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  • From gm@21:1/5 to Hank Rogers on Sun Apr 6 00:43:56 2025
    On Sat, 5 Apr 2025 23:01:06 +0000, Hank Rogers wrote:


    Damn, I bet trump put a 500% tariff on calcium.

    Nah, it had to be biden or obama's doing.

    What was I thinking?


    FOX NOOZE:

    "A South Carolina shrimper told Fox News on Friday that President Donald Trump’s tariffs will provide "immediate relief" to a shrimp industry
    that has been "killed by imports" for decades...

    CJ Seafood owner Craig Reaves told "America Reports" that so much of the industry is being outsourced to Southeast Asia, Ecuador, India and South America, while the U.S. fishery has been "crushed."...

    "I'm a lifelong shrimper. My dad was a shrimper, so we're generational fishermen, and we've been getting killed by imports for not just years,
    but literally decades," Reaves said. "So, we've been suffering for a
    long, long time, and these tariffs, we believe, are going to give us
    some immediate relief. Also, it's bringing attention to our industry,
    who is dying. We've outsourced our whole industry...

    Ninety-four percent of the shrimp consumed in the United States is imported."...

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  • From Mike Duffy@21:1/5 to Ed P on Sun Apr 6 03:06:37 2025
    On 2025-04-06, Ed P wrote:

    Never did. Same with fried eggs,
    I don't hit them on the edge of the
    hot pan that can move

    I *always* crack them into a little
    ramekin one at a time to check for
    shell pieces or over-grown embryos
    before dumping them into the pan.

    Otherwise, if the egg cooks too
    fast, the shell will become shrouded
    and impossible to completely remove.

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  • From Ed P@21:1/5 to Mike Duffy on Sat Apr 5 23:33:21 2025
    On 4/5/2025 11:06 PM, Mike Duffy wrote:
    On 2025-04-06, Ed P wrote:

    Never did. Same with fried eggs,
    I don't hit them on the edge of the
    hot pan that can move

    I *always* crack them into a little
    ramekin one at a time to check for
    shell pieces or over-grown embryos
    before dumping them into the pan.

    Otherwise, if the egg cooks too
    fast, the shell will become shrouded
    and impossible to completely remove.


    Never had an embryo problem. Have you often tossed eggs for that?
    On the rare occasion I've had a piece of shell, scoop it out with the
    shell half in your hand

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  • From Mike Duffy@21:1/5 to Ed P on Sun Apr 6 04:09:57 2025
    On 2025-04-06, Ed P wrote:

    Never had an embryo problem. Have
    you often tossed eggs for that?

    Never. Just use a pair of teaspoons to
    separate the embryo when it has visible
    blood. The white part will dissappear
    when the clear 'whites' cook around it.

    On the rare occasion I've had a piece
    of shell, scoop it out with the
    shell half in your hand.

    I find that pushing anything into
    the white causes the shell to 'avoid'
    the intruder when you try to get behind it.
    It is much easier to push a finger directly
    onto the shell fragment until it is pinned
    against the inside of the ramekin wherein
    it is easy to slide it out.

    Also, a spoon (or your finger) will never
    break up into additional shell fragments.

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  • From gm@21:1/5 to Mike Duffy on Sun Apr 6 04:14:28 2025
    Mike Duffy wrote:

    On 2025-04-06, Ed P wrote:

    Never had an embryo problem. Have
    you often tossed eggs for that?

    Never. Just use a pair of teaspoons to
    separate the embryo when it has visible
    blood. The white part will dissappear
    when the clear 'whites' cook around it.

    On the rare occasion I've had a piece
    of shell, scoop it out with the
    shell half in your hand.

    I find that pushing anything into
    the white causes the shell to 'avoid'
    the intruder when you try to get behind it.
    It is much easier to push a finger directly
    onto the shell fragment until it is pinned
    against the inside of the ramekin wherein
    it is easy to slide it out.

    Also, a spoon (or your finger) will never
    break up into additional shell fragments.


    I eschew all that icky bother by using powdered eggs...

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  • From Cindy Hamilton@21:1/5 to Jill McQuown on Sun Apr 6 10:02:52 2025
    On 2025-04-06, Jill McQuown <j_mcquown@comcast.net> wrote:
    On 4/5/2025 12:23 PM, Ed P wrote:
    This morning I made scrambled eggs, same as I've done a couple of times
    a week for years.  This time I lost an egg.

    I put a small bowl on the counter, next to the sink.  As I've done
    hundreds of times, I cracked the egg on the sink edge, but this time was
    different.

    Why didn't you crack the egg on the edge of the bowl?

    A lot of people crack eggs on a flat surface, to reduce the
    likelihood of driving fragments of shell into the egg.

    --
    Cindy Hamilton

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  • From cheesetray@21:1/5 to All on Sun Apr 6 11:03:17 2025
    Ed P wrote:
    This morning I made scrambled eggs, same as I've done a couple of times
    a week for years. This time I lost an egg.

    I put a small bowl on the counter, next to the sink. As I've done
    hundreds of times, I cracked the egg on the sink edge, but this time was different.

    The egg did not just crack, half the shell came off and the egg just
    dropped down to the sink and slithered down the drain.

    Easy cleanup compared to if it dropped to the floor.



    hang on. i'll call the NYTimes.

    or as mom used to says, "alert the presses!!!"


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  • From cheesetray@21:1/5 to All on Sun Apr 6 11:04:19 2025
    cheesetray wrote:

    Ed P wrote:
    This morning I made scrambled eggs, same as I've done a couple of times
    a week for years. This time I lost an egg.

    I put a small bowl on the counter, next to the sink. As I've done
    hundreds of times, I cracked the egg on the sink edge, but this time was
    different.

    The egg did not just crack, half the shell came off and the egg just
    dropped down to the sink and slithered down the drain.

    Easy cleanup compared to if it dropped to the floor.


    hang on. i'll call the NYTimes.

    or as mom used to says, "alert the presses!!!"



    maybe it was press....

    i forget. :-(((


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  • From cheesetray@21:1/5 to All on Sun Apr 6 11:22:03 2025
    Ed P wrote:
    This morning I made scrambled eggs, same as I've done a couple of times
    a week for years. This time I lost an egg.

    I put a small bowl on the counter, next to the sink. As I've done
    hundreds of times, I cracked the egg on the sink edge, but this time was different.

    The egg did not just crack, half the shell came off and the egg just
    dropped down to the sink and slithered down the drain.

    Easy cleanup compared to if it dropped to the floor.



    maybe it was stop the presses....i really don't remember anymore.

    she would say it when i would say, for example, i have to go to the bathroom....you know, while we were in the kitchen together, cooking for dinner or something....after she got home from work.

    she was a rocket scientist. (computer programmer, since the '60s)(recruited by the government. they came and picked her up in trench coats and took her away. she got a lawyer from the ACLU before she would speak to them. they knew everything about her,
    even what magazines her college roommate had subscribed to and everything! anyway, then the gave her secret government clearance. the rest is history. we landed a man on the moon. she wrote a lot of the code.)

    anyway, then she found a better job, and left.

    i think it was even for less money, not sure. but she wanted to do what she wanted to do. actually though, i'm not *really* sure (that it was less money. maybe not!!!!)

    btw, in case you are wondering, who the hell is this chick or whatever it is. i was chaim's student, if that tells you anything.

    he probably changed his name, oh well on me. just my luck, right. i'll start eating bacon again. (for a while, i got over it eventually though, and went back to turkey bacon, like at ihop. not in the house. but honestly, i just like it better.)

    ACTUALLY....however.....i've never made this before, but it always looked REALLY APPETIZING. i've always wanted to try this as an hors d'oeuvre. dates wrapped in bacon, then sizzled in the oven, for new year's eve.

    anyone here ever done that?

    faithfully yours.
    -cheese


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  • From Jill McQuown@21:1/5 to Mike Duffy on Sun Apr 6 11:33:10 2025
    On 4/5/2025 11:06 PM, Mike Duffy wrote:
    On 2025-04-06, Ed P wrote:

    Never did. Same with fried eggs,
    I don't hit them on the edge of the
    hot pan that can move

    I *always* crack them into a little
    ramekin one at a time to check for
    shell pieces or over-grown embryos
    before dumping them into the pan.

    The eggs I buy or am given are not fertilized (no roosters) so no
    embryos to worry about.

    I do, however, crack the eggs against the rim of a bowl for scrambling,
    not on the edge of the kitchen sink. I rarely have any issues with an
    egg shells getting into the bowl.

    Jill

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  • From cheesetray@21:1/5 to All on Sun Apr 6 11:40:42 2025
    Jill McQuown wrote:
    On 4/5/2025 11:06 PM, Mike Duffy wrote:

    On 2025-04-06, Ed P wrote:

    Never did. Same with fried eggs,
    I don't hit them on the edge of the
    hot pan that can move

    I *always* crack them into a little
    ramekin one at a time to check for
    shell pieces or over-grown embryos
    before dumping them into the pan.



    The eggs I buy or am given are not fertilized (no roosters) so no
    embryos to worry about.

    I do, however, crack the eggs against the rim of a bowl for scrambling,
    not on the edge of the kitchen sink. I rarely have any issues with an
    egg shells getting into the bowl.

    Jill



    why are those tiny pieces of egg shell in one's scrambled egg, if this has ever happened to you, so incredibly despicable?!?!?!


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  • From Jill McQuown@21:1/5 to Cindy Hamilton on Sun Apr 6 12:35:13 2025
    On 4/6/2025 6:02 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
    On 2025-04-06, Jill McQuown <j_mcquown@comcast.net> wrote:
    On 4/5/2025 12:23 PM, Ed P wrote:
    This morning I made scrambled eggs, same as I've done a couple of times
    a week for years.  This time I lost an egg.

    I put a small bowl on the counter, next to the sink.  As I've done
    hundreds of times, I cracked the egg on the sink edge, but this time was >>> different.

    Why didn't you crack the egg on the edge of the bowl?

    A lot of people crack eggs on a flat surface, to reduce the
    likelihood of driving fragments of shell into the egg.

    I suppose they do but Ed said he cracked it on the edge of the sink and
    the egg went down the drain. Might have been better if he cracked it on
    the edge of the bowl he was going to use to scramble it. I'm pretty
    sure he doesn't scramble eggs in the sink.

    Speaking of scrambled eggs, yes, I do crack them on the edge of a
    shallow bowl. I rarely have issues with shell fragments in the bowl.

    Jill

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  • From Bruce@21:1/5 to cheesetray on Mon Apr 7 04:37:54 2025
    On Sun, 06 Apr 2025 11:40:42 -0400,
    roach4994@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (cheesetray) wrote:

    Jill McQuown wrote:
    On 4/5/2025 11:06 PM, Mike Duffy wrote:

    On 2025-04-06, Ed P wrote:

    Never did. Same with fried eggs,
    I don't hit them on the edge of the
    hot pan that can move

    I *always* crack them into a little
    ramekin one at a time to check for
    shell pieces or over-grown embryos
    before dumping them into the pan.

    The eggs I buy or am given are not fertilized (no roosters) so no
    embryos to worry about.

    I do, however, crack the eggs against the rim of a bowl for scrambling,
    not on the edge of the kitchen sink. I rarely have any issues with an
    egg shells getting into the bowl.

    Jill

    why are those tiny pieces of egg shell in one's scrambled egg, if this has ever happened to you, so incredibly despicable?!?!?!

    What about little brown spots? I hunt them and little pieces of shell
    until I've got them all. It's a bit like removing a little fruit fly
    from your drink before taking a sip.

    --
    Bruce
    <https://i.postimg.cc/5NvHwfF0/trumpputin.jpg>

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  • From Ed P@21:1/5 to Jill McQuown on Sun Apr 6 14:48:22 2025
    On 4/6/2025 12:35 PM, Jill McQuown wrote:

    I suppose they do but Ed said he cracked it on the edge of the sink and
    the egg went down the drain.  Might have been better if he cracked it on
    the edge of the bowl he was going to use to scramble it.  I'm pretty
    sure he doesn't scramble eggs in the sink.

    Jill

    Yes, if I'm making a really, really big batch of them.

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  • From ItsJoanNotJoAnn@21:1/5 to Bruce on Sun Apr 6 20:06:07 2025
    On Sun, 6 Apr 2025 18:37:54 +0000, Bruce wrote:

    What about little brown spots? I hunt them and little pieces of shell
    until I've got them all. It's a bit like removing a little fruit fly
    from your drink before taking a sip.


    Blood spots??

    I rarely, rarely get egg shells in my cracked eggs. But
    now that I've stated this, I'll be fishing shells out of
    my eggs for weeks/months to come.

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  • From Bruce@21:1/5 to ItsJoanNotJoAnn on Mon Apr 7 06:31:24 2025
    On Sun, 6 Apr 2025 20:06:07 +0000, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net
    (ItsJoanNotJoAnn) wrote:

    On Sun, 6 Apr 2025 18:37:54 +0000, Bruce wrote:

    What about little brown spots? I hunt them and little pieces of shell
    until I've got them all. It's a bit like removing a little fruit fly
    from your drink before taking a sip.

    Blood spots??

    I rarely, rarely get egg shells in my cracked eggs. But
    now that I've stated this, I'll be fishing shells out of
    my eggs for weeks/months to come.

    Maybe I don't crack them the best way. I do it with a butter knife. I
    don't know if they're blood spots. They look like little brown specks.
    I think most people would ignore them. I also fillet canned sardines.

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    <https://i.postimg.cc/5NvHwfF0/trumpputin.jpg>

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  • From Dave Smith@21:1/5 to ItsJoanNotJoAnn on Sun Apr 6 18:13:38 2025
    On 2025-04-06 4:06 p.m., ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:
    On Sun, 6 Apr 2025 18:37:54 +0000, Bruce wrote:

    What about little brown spots? I hunt them and little pieces of shell
    until I've got them all. It's a bit like removing a little fruit fly
    from your drink before taking a sip.


    Blood spots??

    I rarely, rarely get egg shells in my cracked eggs.  But
    now that I've stated this, I'll be fishing shells out of
    my eggs for weeks/months to come.

    I don't often get egg shells in my eggs but it's not a big deal. If it
    is big enough to be a problem I can fish it out easily. If I can't get
    it I make sure not to bite to hard.

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  • From Jill McQuown@21:1/5 to ItsJoanNotJoAnn on Sun Apr 6 18:57:12 2025
    On 4/6/2025 4:06 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:
    On Sun, 6 Apr 2025 18:37:54 +0000, Bruce wrote:

    What about little brown spots? I hunt them and little pieces of shell
    until I've got them all. It's a bit like removing a little fruit fly
    from your drink before taking a sip.


    Blood spots??

    Bruce has problems with shells in scrambled eggs and brown spots? And
    fruit flies in his drink?

    I rarely, rarely get egg shells in my cracked eggs.  But
    now that I've stated this, I'll be fishing shells out of
    my eggs for weeks/months to come.

    --
    Cross your fingers it won't happen simply because it was mentioned here. ;)

    Jill

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  • From cheesetray@21:1/5 to All on Sun Apr 6 19:27:14 2025
    Bruce wrote:
    On Sun, 06 Apr 2025 11:40:42 -0400,
    roach4994@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (cheesetray) wrote:


    Jill McQuown wrote:
    On 4/5/2025 11:06 PM, Mike Duffy wrote:

    On 2025-04-06, Ed P wrote:

    Never did. Same with fried eggs,
    I don't hit them on the edge of the
    hot pan that can move

    I *always* crack them into a little
    ramekin one at a time to check for
    shell pieces or over-grown embryos
    before dumping them into the pan.

    The eggs I buy or am given are not fertilized (no roosters) so no
    embryos to worry about.

    I do, however, crack the eggs against the rim of a bowl for scrambling,
    not on the edge of the kitchen sink. I rarely have any issues with an
    egg shells getting into the bowl.

    Jill

    why are those tiny pieces of egg shell in one's scrambled egg, if this has ever happened to you, so incredibly despicable?!?!?!



    What about little brown spots? I hunt them and little pieces of shell
    until I've got them all. It's a bit like removing a little fruit fly
    from your drink before taking a sip.

    --
    Bruce
    https://i.postimg.cc/5NvHwfF0/trumpputin.jpg



    ew gross


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  • From Bruce@21:1/5 to j_mcquown@comcast.net on Mon Apr 7 09:19:18 2025
    On Sun, 6 Apr 2025 18:57:12 -0400, Jill McQuown
    <j_mcquown@comcast.net> wrote:

    On 4/6/2025 4:06 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:
    On Sun, 6 Apr 2025 18:37:54 +0000, Bruce wrote:

    What about little brown spots? I hunt them and little pieces of shell
    until I've got them all. It's a bit like removing a little fruit fly
    from your drink before taking a sip.


    Blood spots??

    Bruce has problems with shells in scrambled eggs and brown spots? And
    fruit flies in his drink?

    So you can read!

    --
    Bruce
    <https://i.postimg.cc/5NvHwfF0/trumpputin.jpg>

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  • From Hank Rogers@21:1/5 to Jill McQuown on Sun Apr 6 19:26:48 2025
    Jill McQuown wrote:
    On 4/5/2025 11:06 PM, Mike Duffy wrote:
    On 2025-04-06, Ed P wrote:

    Never did.  Same with fried eggs,
    I don't hit them on the edge of the
    hot pan that can move

    I *always* crack them into a little
    ramekin one at a time to check for
    shell pieces or over-grown embryos
    before dumping them into the pan.

    The eggs I buy or am given are not fertilized (no roosters) so no
    embryos to worry about.

    I do, however, crack the eggs against the rim of a bowl for scrambling,
    not on the edge of the kitchen sink.  I rarely have any issues with an
    egg shells getting into the bowl.

    Jill

    It is the Perfect method, your Majesty.

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  • From Hank Rogers@21:1/5 to Jill McQuown on Sun Apr 6 19:24:40 2025
    Jill McQuown wrote:
    On 4/6/2025 6:02 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
    On 2025-04-06, Jill McQuown <j_mcquown@comcast.net> wrote:
    On 4/5/2025 12:23 PM, Ed P wrote:
    This morning I made scrambled eggs, same as I've done a couple of times >>>> a week for years.  This time I lost an egg.

    I put a small bowl on the counter, next to the sink.  As I've done
    hundreds of times, I cracked the egg on the sink edge, but this time
    was
    different.

    Why didn't you crack the egg on the edge of the bowl?

    A lot of people crack eggs on a flat surface, to reduce the
    likelihood of driving fragments of shell into the egg.

    I suppose they do but Ed said he cracked it on the edge of the sink and
    the egg went down the drain.  Might have been better if he cracked it on
    the edge of the bowl he was going to use to scramble it.  I'm pretty
    sure he doesn't scramble eggs in the sink.

    Speaking of scrambled eggs, yes, I do crack them on the edge of a
    shallow bowl.  I rarely have issues with shell fragments in the bowl.

    Jill


    This all seems like minutia to me, your majesty, but since we're on that
    path, I was wondering which leg your highness hikes up when you have to
    piss outside? Left, or right? Does it ever splatter on your ankles, and
    do you use paper towels or a rag to wipe up?

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  • From Dave Smith@21:1/5 to Mike Duffy on Sun Apr 6 22:04:34 2025
    On 2025-04-06 9:34 p.m., Mike Duffy wrote:
    On 2025-04-06, Jill McQuown wrote:

    On 4/6/2025 4:06 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:

    [...] fishing shells out of my eggs

    Cross your fingers it won't happen

    Despite that she loves the taste, I have a cousin who will
    not eat egg sandwiches 'just in case' of shell fragments.

    It happened once, and apparently is too traumatic to risk

    That's a damned shame. I have a strange relationship with egg salad
    sandwiches. I have never made one for myself. My wife has made a couple
    for me. However, when I go to a funeral and there are church lady egg
    salad sandwiches I am sure to have some.




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  • From Mike Duffy@21:1/5 to Jill McQuown on Mon Apr 7 01:34:15 2025
    On 2025-04-06, Jill McQuown wrote:

    On 4/6/2025 4:06 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:

    [...] fishing shells out of my eggs

    Cross your fingers it won't happen

    Despite that she loves the taste, I have a cousin who will
    not eat egg sandwiches 'just in case' of shell fragments.

    It happened once, and apparently is too traumatic to risk.

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  • From Bruce@21:1/5 to adavid.smith@sympatico.ca on Mon Apr 7 12:22:58 2025
    On Sun, 6 Apr 2025 22:04:34 -0400, Dave Smith
    <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote:

    On 2025-04-06 9:34 p.m., Mike Duffy wrote:
    On 2025-04-06, Jill McQuown wrote:

    On 4/6/2025 4:06 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:

    [...] fishing shells out of my eggs

    Cross your fingers it won't happen

    Despite that she loves the taste, I have a cousin who will
    not eat egg sandwiches 'just in case' of shell fragments.

    It happened once, and apparently is too traumatic to risk

    That's a damned shame. I have a strange relationship with egg salad >sandwiches. I have never made one for myself. My wife has made a couple
    for me. However, when I go to a funeral and there are church lady egg
    salad sandwiches I am sure to have some.

    From: "Egg Salad Sandwiches And I, A Journey"
    By Dave Smith
    Now in a book store near you

    --
    Bruce
    <https://i.postimg.cc/5NvHwfF0/trumpputin.jpg>

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  • From dsi1@21:1/5 to Dave Smith on Mon Apr 7 04:04:01 2025
    On Sat, 5 Apr 2025 17:30:42 +0000, Dave Smith wrote:

    On 2025-04-05 12:23 p.m., Ed P wrote:
    This morning I made scrambled eggs, same as I've done a couple of times
    a week for years.  This time I lost an egg.

    I put a small bowl on the counter, next to the sink.  As I've done
    hundreds of times, I cracked the egg on the sink edge, but this time was
    different.

    The egg did not just crack, half the shell came off and the egg just
    dropped down to the sink and slithered down the drain.

    Is it a seasonal thing? I had a similar sort of thing happen when I
    fried a couple eggs. I cracked the egg on the edge of the pan. I just
    tapped it lightly and would not have been surprised if I had too give it another tap. Not at all, just one gentle tap and the top of the egg
    popped off and the innards rolled over the broken edge, ripping open the
    yolk and it all fell into the pan. No mess to clean up other than to
    pick a couple chunks of shell out of pan.


    Easy cleanup compared to if it dropped to the floor.

    I was getting eggs like that last year. The eggs were structurally weak
    and the yolk would break when dropped into the pan. Perhaps the eggs
    were old, maybe the eggs were frozen at one point. The eggs are fine
    these days so I'm not worrying about it.

    These days, I'm so lazy that I don't even bother beating the eggs
    beforehand when making scrambled eggs or an omelette. I just mix the
    eggs up while it's in the hot pan. The technique works fine - even for
    an omelette.

    https://photos.app.goo.gl/jcdu1E53AEUprRPB8

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  • From Cindy Hamilton@21:1/5 to Dave Smith on Mon Apr 7 09:13:53 2025
    On 2025-04-07, Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote:
    On 2025-04-06 9:34 p.m., Mike Duffy wrote:
    On 2025-04-06, Jill McQuown wrote:

    On 4/6/2025 4:06 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:

    [...] fishing shells out of my eggs

    Cross your fingers it won't happen

    Despite that she loves the taste, I have a cousin who will
    not eat egg sandwiches 'just in case' of shell fragments.

    It happened once, and apparently is too traumatic to risk

    That's a damned shame. I have a strange relationship with egg salad sandwiches. I have never made one for myself. My wife has made a couple
    for me. However, when I go to a funeral and there are church lady egg
    salad sandwiches I am sure to have some.

    I had an egg salad sandwich for supper last night.

    I don't trust anybody else's egg salad. They put crap like pickle
    relish in it.

    Eggs, mayo, minced onion and celery (and radish, if I have it),
    salt and pepper. Perfection.

    --
    Cindy Hamilton

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  • From Janet@21:1/5 to All on Mon Apr 7 12:10:08 2025
    In article <vsvcu9$2h2qh$1@dont-email.me>,
    Bruce@invalid.invalid says...

    On Sun, 6 Apr 2025 22:04:34 -0400, Dave Smith
    <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote:

    On 2025-04-06 9:34 p.m., Mike Duffy wrote:
    On 2025-04-06, Jill McQuown wrote:

    On 4/6/2025 4:06 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:

    [...] fishing shells out of my eggs

    Cross your fingers it won't happen

    Despite that she loves the taste, I have a cousin who will
    not eat egg sandwiches 'just in case' of shell fragments.

    It happened once, and apparently is too traumatic to risk

    That's a damned shame. I have a strange relationship with egg salad >sandwiches. I have never made one for myself. My wife has made a couple
    for me. However, when I go to a funeral and there are church lady egg
    salad sandwiches I am sure to have some.

    From: "Egg Salad Sandwiches And I, A Journey"
    By Dave Smith
    Now in a book store near you

    The film is on Netflix. Rated 18 for sex and violence.

    Big Neice is played by Meryl Streep.

    Janet UK

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  • From dsi1@21:1/5 to Dave Smith on Mon Apr 7 15:00:52 2025
    On Mon, 7 Apr 2025 2:04:34 +0000, Dave Smith wrote:

    On 2025-04-06 9:34 p.m., Mike Duffy wrote:
    On 2025-04-06, Jill McQuown wrote:

    On 4/6/2025 4:06 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:

    [...] fishing shells out of my eggs

    Cross your fingers it won't happen

    Despite that she loves the taste, I have a cousin who will
    not eat egg sandwiches 'just in case' of shell fragments.

    It happened once, and apparently is too traumatic to risk

    That's a damned shame. I have a strange relationship with egg salad sandwiches. I have never made one for myself. My wife has made a couple
    for me. However, when I go to a funeral and there are church lady egg
    salad sandwiches I am sure to have some.




    Every once in a while, I'll make an egg salad sandwich. I like to use
    Kewpie mayo and a small amount of mustard. I'd like to add some pickle
    relish but my wife doesn't like that. My target is two eggs per
    sandwich. This ain't no funeral sandwich.

    https://photos.app.goo.gl/aRnZUywr7XStcR4z7

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  • From Mike Duffy@21:1/5 to Cindy Hamilton on Mon Apr 7 15:05:47 2025
    On 2025-04-07, Cindy Hamilton wrote:

    Eggs, mayo, minced onion and celery
    (and radish, if I have it),
    salt and pepper.

    If you're in for radish, you might as well
    go all the way with horse-radish.

    I will also drop in some turmeric paste, but that
    is likely on your 'naughty' list for egg salad.

    It doesn't happen too often though. Like David,
    most of my egg salad sandwiches are from my wife,
    or completely unknown women at dead spreads.

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  • From cheesetray@21:1/5 to All on Mon Apr 7 11:06:20 2025
    Cindy Hamilton wrote:
    On 2025-04-07, Dave Smith <adavid> wrote:

    On 2025-04-06 9:34 p.m., Mike Duffy wrote:
    On 2025-04-06, Jill McQuown wrote:

    On 4/6/2025 4:06 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:

    [...] fishing shells out of my eggs

    Cross your fingers it won't happen

    Despite that she loves the taste, I have a cousin who will
    not eat egg sandwiches 'just in case' of shell fragments.

    It happened once, and apparently is too traumatic to risk

    That's a damned shame. I have a strange relationship with egg salad
    sandwiches. I have never made one for myself. My wife has made a couple
    for me. However, when I go to a funeral and there are church lady egg
    salad sandwiches I am sure to have some.



    I had an egg salad sandwich for supper last night.

    I don't trust anybody else's egg salad. They put crap like pickle
    relish in it.

    Eggs, mayo, minced onion and celery (and radish, if I have it),
    salt and pepper. Perfection.

    --
    Cindy Hamilton



    don't forget the dash of dry mustard. gives it that *kick* it needs not to be so bland.


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  • From cheesetray@21:1/5 to All on Mon Apr 7 11:16:23 2025
    Ed P wrote:
    This morning I made scrambled eggs, same as I've done a couple of times
    a week for years. This time I lost an egg.

    I put a small bowl on the counter, next to the sink. As I've done
    hundreds of times, I cracked the egg on the sink edge, but this time was different.

    The egg did not just crack, half the shell came off and the egg just
    dropped down to the sink and slithered down the drain.

    Easy cleanup compared to if it dropped to the floor.



    oh, sorry, and i forgot.....paprika.

    oh, i get it now. THIS is why y'all brought me here.

    YOU WANT TO STEAL MY SECRET RECIPES!!!!


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  • From Rudy Canoza@21:1/5 to Rachel aka darlene aka cheesetray on Mon Apr 7 11:43:26 2025
    Rachel aka darlene aka cheesetray wrote:
    oh, i get it now. THIS is why y'all brought me here.

    YOU WANT TO STEAL MY SECRET RECIPES!!!!


    Fuck off Rachel, you loopy twat. No one
    brought your silly ass here.

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  • From Dave Smith@21:1/5 to All on Mon Apr 7 12:48:44 2025
    On 2025-04-07 12:39 p.m., dsi1 wrote:
    On Sun, 6 Apr 2025 22:13:38 +0000, Dave Smith wrote:


    I don't often get egg shells in my eggs but it's not a big deal. If it
    is big enough to be a problem I can fish it out easily. If I can't get
    it I make sure not to bite to hard.

    The way I learned how to get egg shells out of eggs in a bowl is to use
    the broken half of the shell to scoop it out. It works great but I have
    no idea how it works. The way this guy does it is awesome.


    Maybe it works because birds of a feather stick together..... or.. the
    sharp edges of the shell can cut through the thick surface tension of
    the egg white.

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  • From dsi1@21:1/5 to Dave Smith on Mon Apr 7 16:39:10 2025
    On Sun, 6 Apr 2025 22:13:38 +0000, Dave Smith wrote:

    On 2025-04-06 4:06 p.m., ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:
    On Sun, 6 Apr 2025 18:37:54 +0000, Bruce wrote:

    What about little brown spots? I hunt them and little pieces of shell
    until I've got them all. It's a bit like removing a little fruit fly
    from your drink before taking a sip.


    Blood spots??

    I rarely, rarely get egg shells in my cracked eggs.  But
    now that I've stated this, I'll be fishing shells out of
    my eggs for weeks/months to come.

    I don't often get egg shells in my eggs but it's not a big deal. If it
    is big enough to be a problem I can fish it out easily. If I can't get
    it I make sure not to bite to hard.

    The way I learned how to get egg shells out of eggs in a bowl is to use
    the broken half of the shell to scoop it out. It works great but I have
    no idea how it works. The way this guy does it is awesome.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy6STX9fc54&t=456s

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  • From Mike Duffy@21:1/5 to All on Mon Apr 7 18:46:42 2025
    The way I learned how to get egg shells out of eggs in a bowl
    is to use the broken half of the shell to scoop it out.
    It works great but I have no idea how it works.
    The way this guy does it is awesome.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy6STX9fc54&t=456s

    You are a lying trickster. I went to the link and it
    does not show him scooping out eggshell pieces with
    other eggshell pieces. It just shows him breaking
    a dozen eggs and then not even looking for pieces
    before he starts scrambling the eggs.

    Pay attention to how you are loading context.

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  • From Cindy Hamilton@21:1/5 to Mike Duffy on Mon Apr 7 19:19:06 2025
    On 2025-04-07, Mike Duffy <mxduffy@bell.net> wrote:
    On 2025-04-07, Cindy Hamilton wrote:

    Eggs, mayo, minced onion and celery
    (and radish, if I have it),
    salt and pepper.

    If you're in for radish, you might as well
    go all the way with horse-radish.

    Nope. Too vinegary.

    I will also drop in some turmeric paste, but that
    is likely on your 'naughty' list for egg salad.

    Huh. I've never seen turmeric paste. Turmeric pairs well
    with eggs, though.

    It doesn't happen too often though. Like David,
    most of my egg salad sandwiches are from my wife,
    or completely unknown women at dead spreads.

    If I had to wait for my husband or a dead spread, I'd never
    get an egg salad sandwich. I just make one when I want one
    (and when we have fresh bread).

    --
    Cindy Hamilton

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  • From dsi1@21:1/5 to Mike Duffy on Mon Apr 7 19:26:02 2025
    On Mon, 7 Apr 2025 18:46:42 +0000, Mike Duffy wrote:

    The way I learned how to get egg shells out of eggs in a bowl
    is to use the broken half of the shell to scoop it out.
    It works great but I have no idea how it works.
    The way this guy does it is awesome.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy6STX9fc54&t=456s

    You are a lying trickster. I went to the link and it
    does not show him scooping out eggshell pieces with
    other eggshell pieces. It just shows him breaking
    a dozen eggs and then not even looking for pieces
    before he starts scrambling the eggs.

    Pay attention to how you are loading context.

    The video was about a method of cracking open eggs in a restaurant. He
    uses a ladle to crack the shell. He uses his right hand to dump the egg
    into the ladle. He does that to check the egg before adding it to the
    bowl. If everything is okay, he dumps the egg into the bowl and cracks
    another egg. I was more interested in his method of cracking eggs. I
    have no idea what happens if there's a stray shell.

    As far as retrieving egg shells from eggs, that's a basic and classic
    cooking technique I learned when I was a boy. You need to do more
    cooking instead of watching videos.

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OKJtXdPzM-Y

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  • From Mike Duffy@21:1/5 to Cindy Hamilton on Mon Apr 7 20:44:24 2025
    On 2025-04-07, Cindy Hamilton wrote:

    I've never seen turmeric paste. Turmeric pairs well
    with eggs, though.

    Annato likewise I'm sure.

    I've been experimenting with 'fridge' pickles. The
    plastic of my sink / countertop ends up getting
    very difficult yellow stains if I mash turmeric root
    in a garlic press. Of course the same applies to
    the bottled paste, but it is easier to direct.

    Most grocery stores here have it with the other pastes,
    like pesto, garlic puree, tomato / pepper paste &c.

    The 'high end' chain here (IGA) also has dill,
    cilantro, basil, &c pastes. Usually ~ $8 / 6 oz.

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  • From Mike Duffy@21:1/5 to All on Mon Apr 7 20:28:36 2025
    On 2025-04-07, dsi1 wrote:
    On Mon, 7 Apr 2025 18:46:42 +0000, Mike Duffy wrote:

    The way I learned how to get egg shells out of eggs in a bowl
    is to use the broken half of the shell to scoop it out.
    It works great but I have no idea how it works.
    The way this guy does it is awesome.

    The video was instead about a method of cracking open eggs.


    You said: "The way I learned to get the egg shells out [...]".

    Then: "It works great", 'it' referring to the extraction method,
    not an egg fracturing method.

    Then: The way this guy does it is awesome", 'it' being the same
    reference due to sloppy context overloading.

    This is followed by a lame attempt to 'save face' by a link to
    the original subject which you were unable to follow initially:

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OKJtXdPzM-Y

    I rest my case. As defendant, you get the last word.

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  • From dsi1@21:1/5 to Mike Duffy on Mon Apr 7 20:45:02 2025
    On Mon, 7 Apr 2025 20:28:36 +0000, Mike Duffy wrote:

    On 2025-04-07, dsi1 wrote:
    On Mon, 7 Apr 2025 18:46:42 +0000, Mike Duffy wrote:

    The way I learned how to get egg shells out of eggs in a bowl
    is to use the broken half of the shell to scoop it out.
    It works great but I have no idea how it works.
    The way this guy does it is awesome.

    The video was instead about a method of cracking open eggs.


    You said: "The way I learned to get the egg shells out [...]".

    Then: "It works great", 'it' referring to the extraction method,
    not an egg fracturing method.

    Then: The way this guy does it is awesome", 'it' being the same
    reference due to sloppy context overloading.

    This is followed by a lame attempt to 'save face' by a link to
    the original subject which you were unable to follow initially:

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OKJtXdPzM-Y

    I rest my case. As defendant, you get the last word.

    Please do. I fail to see what your point is. That video showed exactly
    what I wanted - some guy cracking some eggs in a most efficient way.
    Have a nice life.

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  • From Jill McQuown@21:1/5 to Mike Duffy on Mon Apr 7 16:59:23 2025
    On 4/6/2025 9:34 PM, Mike Duffy wrote:
    On 2025-04-06, Jill McQuown wrote:

    On 4/6/2025 4:06 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:

    [...] fishing shells out of my eggs

    Cross your fingers it won't happen

    Despite that she loves the taste, I have a cousin who will
    not eat egg sandwiches 'just in case' of shell fragments.

    It happened once, and apparently is too traumatic to risk.

    That's a tad extreme. I occasionally make a couple of soft boiled
    (actually closer to medium boiled) eggs and spoon the insides into a
    coffee mug with butter, S&P, chop it up and eat it with a spoon.
    Sometimes a bit of shell gets in the cup but that doesn't stop me from
    eating the eggs. :)

    Jill

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  • From Ed P@21:1/5 to All on Mon Apr 7 17:08:33 2025
    On 4/7/2025 3:26 PM, dsi1 wrote:


    The video was about a method of cracking open eggs in a restaurant. He
    uses a ladle to crack the shell. He uses his right hand to dump the egg
    into the ladle. He does that to check the egg before adding it to the
    bowl. If everything is okay, he dumps the egg into the bowl and cracks another egg.

    That makes sense to avoid contamination if you have one bad egg you
    don't have to toss the contaminated batch.

    OTOH, I've cracked many thousand eggs over about seven decades and never
    had a bad one. Maybe I'm just a good egg charmer.

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  • From Mike Duffy@21:1/5 to Jill McQuown on Mon Apr 7 21:12:51 2025
    On 2025-04-07, Jill McQuown wrote:

    I occasionally make a couple of soft boiled
    (actually closer to medium boiled) eggs and
    spoon the insides into a

    I sometimes remove the shells by hand cracking
    the whole egg under running water. It definitely
    needs to be firm in the egg white part.

    The bonus is a complete wash by turning a few
    times to remove even tiny shell pieces.

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  • From Jill McQuown@21:1/5 to Mike Duffy on Mon Apr 7 17:18:57 2025
    On 4/7/2025 2:46 PM, Mike Duffy wrote:
    The way I learned how to get egg shells out of eggs in a bowl
    is to use the broken half of the shell to scoop it out.
    It works great but I have no idea how it works.
    The way this guy does it is awesome.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy6STX9fc54&t=456s

    You are a lying trickster. I went to the link and it
    does not show him scooping out eggshell pieces with
    other eggshell pieces. It just shows him breaking
    a dozen eggs and then not even looking for pieces
    before he starts scrambling the eggs.

    Pay attention to how you are loading context.

    Typical of dsi1. He only posted the link because the cook is Japanese
    and happens to be scrambling eggs.

    Jill

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  • From Jill McQuown@21:1/5 to Mike Duffy on Mon Apr 7 17:23:25 2025
    On 4/7/2025 5:12 PM, Mike Duffy wrote:
    On 2025-04-07, Jill McQuown wrote:

    I occasionally make a couple of soft boiled
    (actually closer to medium boiled) eggs and
    spoon the insides into a

    I sometimes remove the shells by hand cracking
    the whole egg under running water. It definitely
    needs to be firm in the egg white part.

    The bonus is a complete wash by turning a few
    times to remove even tiny shell pieces.

    Ah, but I need the eggs to still be hot. I do run them under cool water briefly to so they're easy enough to handle, then I lop the top off and
    scoop out the egg with a spoon into the coffee mug/cup. I still want
    the eggs to be warm enough to melt the added butter.

    A tiny bit of shell is not a deal breaker.

    Jill

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  • From Dave Smith@21:1/5 to All on Mon Apr 7 17:56:22 2025
    On 2025-04-07 4:45 p.m., dsi1 wrote:
    On Mon, 7 Apr 2025 20:28:36 +0000, Mike Duffy wrote:


    You said: "The way I learned to get the egg shells out [...]".

    Then: "It works great", 'it' referring to the extraction method,
    not an egg fracturing method.

    Then: The way this guy does it is awesome", 'it' being the same
    reference due to sloppy context overloading.

    This is followed by a lame attempt to 'save face' by a link to
    the original subject which you were unable to follow initially:

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OKJtXdPzM-Y

    I rest my case. As defendant, you get the last word.

    Please do. I fail to see what your point is. That video showed exactly
    what I wanted - some guy cracking some eggs in a most efficient way.
    Have a nice life.


    I thought his point was pretty clear. The guy in the video does indeed
    have a good way to crack eggs and check them for weird crap to avoid contaminating a larger bowl of cracked eggs, but the conversation had
    been about recovering bits of broken egg shell.

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  • From Mike Duffy@21:1/5 to Ed P on Mon Apr 7 21:16:00 2025
    On 2025-04-07, Ed P wrote:

    OTOH, I've cracked many thousand eggs over about
    seven decades and never had a bad one.

    I think maybe once or twice I did it or saw it happen
    to someone else. The smell is unmistakeable.

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  • From Bruce@21:1/5 to Janet on Tue Apr 8 08:49:46 2025
    /On Mon, 7 Apr 2025 12:10:08 +0100, Janet <nobody@home.com> wrote:

    In article <vsvcu9$2h2qh$1@dont-email.me>,
    Bruce@invalid.invalid says...

    On Sun, 6 Apr 2025 22:04:34 -0400, Dave Smith
    <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote:

    On 2025-04-06 9:34 p.m., Mike Duffy wrote:
    On 2025-04-06, Jill McQuown wrote:

    On 4/6/2025 4:06 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:

    [...] fishing shells out of my eggs

    Cross your fingers it won't happen

    Despite that she loves the taste, I have a cousin who will
    not eat egg sandwiches 'just in case' of shell fragments.

    It happened once, and apparently is too traumatic to risk

    That's a damned shame. I have a strange relationship with egg salad
    sandwiches. I have never made one for myself. My wife has made a couple
    for me. However, when I go to a funeral and there are church lady egg
    salad sandwiches I am sure to have some.

    From: "Egg Salad Sandwiches And I, A Journey"
    By Dave Smith
    Now in a book store near you

    The film is on Netflix. Rated 18 for sex and violence.

    Big Neice is played by Meryl Streep.

    Haha, good. Kathy Bates lost too much weight recently.
    0

    --
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    <https://i.postimg.cc/5NvHwfF0/trumpputin.jpg>

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  • From Mike Duffy@21:1/5 to Jill McQuown on Tue Apr 8 00:10:03 2025
    On 2025-04-07, Jill McQuown wrote:

    Ah, but I need the eggs to still be hot.
    I do run them under cool water
    briefly to so they're easy enough to handle,

    Just a bit of water; enough to hold the egg without
    burning the fingers.


    then I lop the top off and scoop out the egg
    with a spoon into the coffee mug/cup.

    I still want the eggs to be warm
    enough to melt the added butter.

    They are still warm enough. The big trick
    is to not break the cooked white. (Make sure
    it is cooked enough to set the white.)

    If you do, then the whole thing collapses and the
    yolk though liquid can still burn your fingers,
    but you already have a bot of cold water running.

    A tiny bit of shell is not a deal breaker.

    Agree, but I have avoided that for years.

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  • From Mike Duffy@21:1/5 to Dave Smith on Tue Apr 8 00:16:10 2025
    On 2025-04-07, Dave Smith wrote:

    I thought his point was pretty clear. The guy in
    the video does indeed have a good way to crack eggs

    OK

    and check them for weird crap to avoid
    contaminating a larger bowl of cracked eggs,

    No, I watched that part twice. He's not checking his
    big spoon at all. In any case he at no time removes
    anything from the egg before dumping the spoon.

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  • From dsi1@21:1/5 to Ed P on Tue Apr 8 01:05:49 2025
    On Mon, 7 Apr 2025 21:08:33 +0000, Ed P wrote:

    On 4/7/2025 3:26 PM, dsi1 wrote:


    The video was about a method of cracking open eggs in a restaurant. He
    uses a ladle to crack the shell. He uses his right hand to dump the egg
    into the ladle. He does that to check the egg before adding it to the
    bowl. If everything is okay, he dumps the egg into the bowl and cracks
    another egg.

    That makes sense to avoid contamination if you have one bad egg you
    don't have to toss the contaminated batch.

    OTOH, I've cracked many thousand eggs over about seven decades and never
    had a bad one. Maybe I'm just a good egg charmer.

    I had a bad egg recently. It was entirely my fault because the egg was unrefrigerated and too old. That was one horrible egg. OTOH, every cook
    should experience at least one bad egg during their lifetime. Why? I
    donno, it just seems right.

    Last night I cooked up a burger that was a little too old. The meat had
    a slimy mouth feel but it tasted okay so I ate the whole thing. My
    inquisitive nature wanted to find out if it would make me sick. I'm fine
    so it might mean that I'm invincible. It might also mean that my sense
    of smell/taste is on the fritz again.

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  • From Dave Smith@21:1/5 to Mike Duffy on Mon Apr 7 20:36:50 2025
    On 2025-04-07 8:16 p.m., Mike Duffy wrote:
    On 2025-04-07, Dave Smith wrote:

    I thought his point was pretty clear. The guy in
    the video does indeed have a good way to crack eggs

    OK

    and check them for weird crap to avoid
    contaminating a larger bowl of cracked eggs,

    No, I watched that part twice. He's not checking his
    big spoon at all. In any case he at no time removes
    anything from the egg before dumping the spoon.


    I went back and watched it again ... a couple times. The camera is
    almost never on his face so it is all but impossible to say that he was
    not looking at the spoon. There is about one second of video that shows
    his face and he is looking in the general direction of the ladle he is
    cracking the eggs into.

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  • From dsi1@21:1/5 to Jill McQuown on Tue Apr 8 01:20:19 2025
    On Mon, 7 Apr 2025 21:18:57 +0000, Jill McQuown wrote:

    On 4/7/2025 2:46 PM, Mike Duffy wrote:
    The way I learned how to get egg shells out of eggs in a bowl
    is to use the broken half of the shell to scoop it out.
    It works great but I have no idea how it works.
    The way this guy does it is awesome.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy6STX9fc54&t=456s

    You are a lying trickster. I went to the link and it
    does not show him scooping out eggshell pieces with
    other eggshell pieces. It just shows him breaking
    a dozen eggs and then not even looking for pieces
    before he starts scrambling the eggs.

    Pay attention to how you are loading context.

    Typical of dsi1. He only posted the link because the cook is Japanese
    and happens to be scrambling eggs.

    Jill

    That's just so silly. I posted the link because the cook was opening
    eggs in a very unique way. That guy probably is Japanese but it's
    typical of you to bring that up in a discussion.

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  • From Hank Rogers@21:1/5 to Mike Duffy on Mon Apr 7 20:45:28 2025
    Mike Duffy wrote:
    The way I learned how to get egg shells out of eggs in a bowl
    is to use the broken half of the shell to scoop it out.
    It works great but I have no idea how it works.
    The way this guy does it is awesome.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy6STX9fc54&t=456s

    You are a lying trickster. I went to the link and it
    does not show him scooping out eggshell pieces with
    other eggshell pieces. It just shows him breaking
    a dozen eggs and then not even looking for pieces
    before he starts scrambling the eggs.

    Pay attention to how you are loading context.


    HUSH! Yoose gonna hurt Uncle Tojo's feelings.

    Da hawaiians are very sensitive.

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  • From Hank Rogers@21:1/5 to Jill McQuown on Mon Apr 7 21:08:18 2025
    Jill McQuown wrote:
    On 4/6/2025 9:34 PM, Mike Duffy wrote:
    On 2025-04-06, Jill McQuown wrote:

    On 4/6/2025 4:06 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:

    [...] fishing shells out of my eggs

    Cross your fingers it won't happen

    Despite that she loves the taste, I have a cousin who will
    not eat egg sandwiches 'just in case' of shell fragments.

    It happened once, and apparently is too traumatic to risk.

    That's a tad extreme.  I occasionally make a couple of soft boiled
    (actually closer to medium boiled) eggs and spoon the insides into a
    coffee mug with butter, S&P, chop it up and eat it with a spoon.
    Sometimes a bit of shell gets in the cup but that doesn't stop me from
    eating the eggs. :)

    Jill

    Your Majesty woofs it down like a german shepard I reckon.

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  • From Hank Rogers@21:1/5 to Mike Duffy on Mon Apr 7 20:52:08 2025
    Mike Duffy wrote:
    On 2025-04-07, dsi1 wrote:
    On Mon, 7 Apr 2025 18:46:42 +0000, Mike Duffy wrote:

    The way I learned how to get egg shells out of eggs in a bowl
    is to use the broken half of the shell to scoop it out.
    It works great but I have no idea how it works.
    The way this guy does it is awesome.

    The video was instead about a method of cracking open eggs.


    You said: "The way I learned to get the egg shells out [...]".

    Then: "It works great", 'it' referring to the extraction method,
    not an egg fracturing method.

    Then: The way this guy does it is awesome", 'it' being the same
    reference due to sloppy context overloading.

    This is followed by a lame attempt to 'save face' by a link to
    the original subject which you were unable to follow initially:

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OKJtXdPzM-Y

    I rest my case. As defendant, you get the last word.



    Damn, I've seen it all.

    Yoose giving Uncle Tojo da last woid?

    He will have a shit hemorrhage.

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  • From Hank Rogers@21:1/5 to Jill McQuown on Mon Apr 7 21:11:50 2025
    Jill McQuown wrote:
    On 4/7/2025 5:12 PM, Mike Duffy wrote:
    On 2025-04-07, Jill McQuown wrote:

    I occasionally make a couple of soft boiled
    (actually closer to medium boiled) eggs and
    spoon the insides into a

    I sometimes remove the shells by hand cracking
    the whole egg under running water. It definitely
    needs to be firm in the egg white part.

    The bonus is a complete wash by turning a few
    times to remove even tiny shell pieces.

    Ah, but I need the eggs to still be hot.  I do run them under cool water briefly to so they're easy enough to handle, then I lop the top off and
    scoop out the egg with a spoon into the coffee mug/cup.  I still want
    the eggs to be warm enough to melt the added butter.

    A tiny bit of shell is not a deal breaker.

    Jill


    Your Majesty should collaborate with Officer Dave to produce an
    illustrated coffee table book: "My journey taming eggshells"

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  • From gm@21:1/5 to Hank Rogers on Tue Apr 8 02:32:50 2025
    Hank Rogers wrote:

    Jill McQuown wrote:
    On 4/7/2025 5:12 PM, Mike Duffy wrote:
    On 2025-04-07, Jill McQuown wrote:

    I occasionally make a couple of soft boiled
    (actually closer to medium boiled) eggs and
    spoon the insides into a

    I sometimes remove the shells by hand cracking
    the whole egg under running water. It definitely
    needs to be firm in the egg white part.

    The bonus is a complete wash by turning a few
    times to remove even tiny shell pieces.

    Ah, but I need the eggs to still be hot.  I do run them under cool water
    briefly to so they're easy enough to handle, then I lop the top off and
    scoop out the egg with a spoon into the coffee mug/cup.  I still want
    the eggs to be warm enough to melt the added butter.

    A tiny bit of shell is not a deal breaker.

    Jill


    Your Majesty should collaborate with Officer Dave to produce an
    illustrated coffee table book: "My journey taming eggshells"


    If produced in CandaDUH we'd need to SLAP a THOUSAND percent tariff on
    such a tome as that...

    --
    GM

    --

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  • From Jill McQuown@21:1/5 to Mike Duffy on Tue Apr 8 19:49:21 2025
    On 4/7/2025 8:16 PM, Mike Duffy wrote:
    On 2025-04-07, Dave Smith wrote:

    I thought his point was pretty clear. The guy in
    the video does indeed have a good way to crack eggs

    OK

    and check them for weird crap to avoid
    contaminating a larger bowl of cracked eggs,

    No, I watched that part twice. He's not checking his
    big spoon at all. In any case he at no time removes
    anything from the egg before dumping the spoon.

    You're right, he didn't. He just cracked them very quickly into a ladle
    and then added them to the bowl and whisked them. dsi1 never admits he
    posted some video that didn't match the discussion at hand, which in
    this case was about fishing out egg shells before scrambling eggs.

    Jill

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  • From Jill McQuown@21:1/5 to Mike Duffy on Tue Apr 8 19:52:11 2025
    On 4/7/2025 8:10 PM, Mike Duffy wrote:
    On 2025-04-07, Jill McQuown wrote:

    Ah, but I need the eggs to still be hot.
    I do run them under cool water
    briefly to so they're easy enough to handle,

    Just a bit of water; enough to hold the egg without
    burning the fingers.


    then I lop the top off and scoop out the egg
    with a spoon into the coffee mug/cup.

    I still want the eggs to be warm
    enough to melt the added butter.

    They are still warm enough. The big trick
    is to not break the cooked white. (Make sure
    it is cooked enough to set the white.)

    The whites are always set. It's the yolk which is only cooked to barely medium. Sorry, I still do not want to hold them under cold running
    water to remove the shell.

    It's no biggie.

    Jill

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  • From cheesetray@21:1/5 to All on Tue Apr 8 20:46:40 2025
    Ed P wrote:
    This morning I made scrambled eggs, same as I've done a couple of times
    a week for years. This time I lost an egg.

    I put a small bowl on the counter, next to the sink. As I've done
    hundreds of times, I cracked the egg on the sink edge, but this time was different.

    The egg did not just crack, half the shell came off and the egg just
    dropped down to the sink and slithered down the drain.

    Easy cleanup compared to if it dropped to the floor.




    This reminds me of that scene in Thelma and Louise where they are in the car and Thelma pulls out the 20s to count, and then one goes flying out the window.

    Bye, bye, dear egg.


    This is a response to the post seen at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=686878448#686878448

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  • From cheesetray@21:1/5 to All on Tue Apr 8 20:47:53 2025
    cheesetray wrote:

    Ed P wrote:
    This morning I made scrambled eggs, same as I've done a couple of times
    a week for years. This time I lost an egg.

    I put a small bowl on the counter, next to the sink. As I've done
    hundreds of times, I cracked the egg on the sink edge, but this time was
    different.

    The egg did not just crack, half the shell came off and the egg just
    dropped down to the sink and slithered down the drain.

    Easy cleanup compared to if it dropped to the floor.



    This reminds me of that scene in Thelma and Louise where they are in the car and Thelma pulls out the 20s to count, and then one goes flying out the window.

    Bye, bye, dear egg.




    just remember, what goes around comes around, so don't be surprised if one day you are at a political rally in NYC, and an egg lands and cracks on your egg.


    This is a response to the post seen at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=686878448#686878448

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  • From cheesetray@21:1/5 to All on Tue Apr 8 20:48:33 2025
    cheesetray wrote:

    cheesetray wrote:

    Ed P wrote:
    This morning I made scrambled eggs, same as I've done a couple of times
    a week for years. This time I lost an egg.

    I put a small bowl on the counter, next to the sink. As I've done
    hundreds of times, I cracked the egg on the sink edge, but this time was >>> different.

    The egg did not just crack, half the shell came off and the egg just
    dropped down to the sink and slithered down the drain.

    Easy cleanup compared to if it dropped to the floor.



    This reminds me of that scene in Thelma and Louise where they are in the car and Thelma pulls out the 20s to count, and then one goes flying out the window.

    Bye, bye, dear egg.



    just remember, what goes around comes around, so don't be surprised if one day you are at a political rally in NYC, and an egg lands and cracks on your egg.



    cracs open

    darn, i screw up ALL MY JOKES!


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  • From cheesetray@21:1/5 to All on Tue Apr 8 20:49:10 2025
    cheesetray wrote:

    cheesetray wrote:

    cheesetray wrote:

    Ed P wrote:
    This morning I made scrambled eggs, same as I've done a couple of times >>>> a week for years. This time I lost an egg.

    I put a small bowl on the counter, next to the sink. As I've done
    hundreds of times, I cracked the egg on the sink edge, but this time was >>>> different.

    The egg did not just crack, half the shell came off and the egg just
    dropped down to the sink and slithered down the drain.

    Easy cleanup compared to if it dropped to the floor.



    This reminds me of that scene in Thelma and Louise where they are in the car and Thelma pulls out the 20s to count, and then one goes flying out the window.

    Bye, bye, dear egg.



    just remember, what goes around comes around, so don't be surprised if one day you are at a political rally in NYC, and an egg lands and cracks on your egg.


    cracs open

    darn, i screw up ALL MY JOKES!



    QED


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  • From Leonard Blaisdell@21:1/5 to Dave Smith on Wed Apr 9 01:53:37 2025
    On 2025-04-07, Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote:

    I thought his point was pretty clear. The guy in the video does indeed
    have a good way to crack eggs and check them for weird crap to avoid contaminating a larger bowl of cracked eggs, but the conversation had
    been about recovering bits of broken egg shell.


    I use my thumb and index finger. What do I know? :(

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  • From Leonard Blaisdell@21:1/5 to dsi100@yahoo.com on Wed Apr 9 02:00:52 2025
    On 2025-04-08, dsi1 <dsi100@yahoo.com> wrote:

    I had a bad egg recently. It was entirely my fault because the egg was unrefrigerated and too old. That was one horrible egg. OTOH, every cook should experience at least one bad egg during their lifetime. Why? I
    donno, it just seems right.


    I agree. Otherwise, when someone tells you that "He's a bad egg", you
    wouldn't know what they were talking about.

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  • From cheesetray@21:1/5 to All on Tue Apr 8 22:10:34 2025
    cheesetray wrote:

    cheesetray wrote:

    cheesetray wrote:

    cheesetray wrote:

    Ed P wrote:
    This morning I made scrambled eggs, same as I've done a couple of times >>>>> a week for years. This time I lost an egg.

    I put a small bowl on the counter, next to the sink. As I've done
    hundreds of times, I cracked the egg on the sink edge, but this time was >>>>> different.

    The egg did not just crack, half the shell came off and the egg just >>>>> dropped down to the sink and slithered down the drain.

    Easy cleanup compared to if it dropped to the floor.



    This reminds me of that scene in Thelma and Louise where they are in the car and Thelma pulls out the 20s to count, and then one goes flying out the window.

    Bye, bye, dear egg.



    just remember, what goes around comes around, so don't be surprised if one day you are at a political rally in NYC, and an egg lands and cracks on your egg.


    cracs open

    darn, i screw up ALL MY JOKES!


    QED



    re: egg down the drain....as balzac would say, "the goes my next novel"


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  • From dsi1@21:1/5 to Leonard Blaisdell on Wed Apr 9 03:51:49 2025
    On Wed, 9 Apr 2025 2:00:52 +0000, Leonard Blaisdell wrote:

    On 2025-04-08, dsi1 <dsi100@yahoo.com> wrote:

    I had a bad egg recently. It was entirely my fault because the egg was
    unrefrigerated and too old. That was one horrible egg. OTOH, every cook
    should experience at least one bad egg during their lifetime. Why? I
    donno, it just seems right.


    I agree. Otherwise, when someone tells you that "He's a bad egg", you wouldn't know what they were talking about.

    Indeed, now I know how bad, a bad egg can be. I guess eggs were bad in
    olden times. I guess food in general was bad in the past. Here's what I
    had for breakfast. It's food.

    https://photos.app.goo.gl/rita7u6UaLzgAiTSA

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  • From Dave Smith@21:1/5 to All on Wed Apr 9 09:44:29 2025
    On 2025-04-08 11:51 p.m., dsi1 wrote:
    On Wed, 9 Apr 2025 2:00:52 +0000, Leonard Blaisdell wrote:

    On 2025-04-08, dsi1 <dsi100@yahoo.com> wrote:


    I agree. Otherwise, when someone tells you that "He's a bad egg", you
    wouldn't know what they were talking about.

    Indeed, now I know how bad, a bad egg can be. I guess eggs were bad in
    olden times. I guess food in general was bad in the past. Here's what I
    had for breakfast. It's food.

    You should read about the lives of sailors in the good old days. The
    food was often rancid and/or wormy. It's a good thing they had rum and
    beer.

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  • From dsi1@21:1/5 to Dave Smith on Wed Apr 9 17:35:52 2025
    On Wed, 9 Apr 2025 13:44:29 +0000, Dave Smith wrote:

    On 2025-04-08 11:51 p.m., dsi1 wrote:
    On Wed, 9 Apr 2025 2:00:52 +0000, Leonard Blaisdell wrote:

    On 2025-04-08, dsi1 <dsi100@yahoo.com> wrote:


    I agree. Otherwise, when someone tells you that "He's a bad egg", you
    wouldn't know what they were talking about.

    Indeed, now I know how bad, a bad egg can be. I guess eggs were bad in
    olden times. I guess food in general was bad in the past. Here's what I
    had for breakfast. It's food.

    You should read about the lives of sailors in the good old days. The
    food was often rancid and/or wormy. It's a good thing they had rum and
    beer.

    I already knew about that so there's not much point in reading about it.
    The foods of the ancient and modern voyagers have always been tough to
    swallow. I often eat rancid food. If I'm hungry, I'm going for it!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZx0RIV0wss

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  • From Carol@21:1/5 to Cindy Hamilton on Fri Apr 11 23:33:32 2025
    Cindy Hamilton wrote:

    On 2025-04-07, Dave Smith <adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote:
    On 2025-04-06 9:34 p.m., Mike Duffy wrote:
    On 2025-04-06, Jill McQuown wrote:

    On 4/6/2025 4:06 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:

    [...] fishing shells out of my eggs

    Cross your fingers it won't happen

    Despite that she loves the taste, I have a cousin who will
    not eat egg sandwiches 'just in case' of shell fragments.

    It happened once, and apparently is too traumatic to risk

    That's a damned shame. I have a strange relationship with egg salad sandwiches. I have never made one for myself. My wife has made a
    couple for me. However, when I go to a funeral and there are church
    lady egg salad sandwiches I am sure to have some.

    I had an egg salad sandwich for supper last night.

    I don't trust anybody else's egg salad. They put crap like pickle
    relish in it.

    Eggs, mayo, minced onion and celery (and radish, if I have it),
    salt and pepper. Perfection.

    Omit the celery for me. May add mustard (brown grainy) or horseradish
    (small amount).

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  • From Carol@21:1/5 to Cindy Hamilton on Fri Apr 11 23:42:45 2025
    Cindy Hamilton wrote:

    On 2025-04-07, Mike Duffy <mxduffy@bell.net> wrote:
    On 2025-04-07, Cindy Hamilton wrote:

    Eggs, mayo, minced onion and celery
    (and radish, if I have it),
    salt and pepper.

    If you're in for radish, you might as well
    go all the way with horse-radish.

    Nope. Too vinegary.

    ??? you must reference some premade type? I use powdered horseradish.
    Or for a lighter touch, thin slivers of Daikon.

    I will also drop in some turmeric paste, but that
    is likely on your 'naughty' list for egg salad.

    Huh. I've never seen turmeric paste. Turmeric pairs well
    with eggs, though.

    The paste that I am familiar with is just turmeric and water. Adds a
    nicely earthy flavor but I;d not tried it with eggs. I use turmeric
    powder with rice in the rice maker to make it a pretty yellow. Small
    aounts leave almost no flavor.

    It doesn't happen too often though. Like David,
    most of my egg salad sandwiches are from my wife,
    or completely unknown women at dead spreads.

    If I had to wait for my husband or a dead spread, I'd never
    get an egg salad sandwich. I just make one when I want one
    (and when we have fresh bread).

    Grin, come here every 3 days for fresh bread hot from the oven!

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  • From Cindy Hamilton@21:1/5 to Carol on Sat Apr 12 09:00:48 2025
    On 2025-04-11, Carol <cshenk@virginia-beach.com> wrote:
    Cindy Hamilton wrote:

    On 2025-04-07, Mike Duffy <mxduffy@bell.net> wrote:
    On 2025-04-07, Cindy Hamilton wrote:

    Eggs, mayo, minced onion and celery
    (and radish, if I have it),
    salt and pepper.

    If you're in for radish, you might as well
    go all the way with horse-radish.

    Nope. Too vinegary.

    ??? you must reference some premade type?

    Standard prepared horseradish:

    https://www.bubbies.com/products/prepared-horseradish

    Used by millions of people all over the world.

    I use powdered horseradish.

    I encounter it as an ingredient in wasabi powder. Other than
    that, I never use it.

    If I had to wait for my husband or a dead spread, I'd never
    get an egg salad sandwich. I just make one when I want one
    (and when we have fresh bread).

    Grin, come here every 3 days for fresh bread hot from the oven!

    I'll keep buying bread at the bakery. Usually every four days.

    --
    Cindy Hamilton

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  • From Carol@21:1/5 to Cindy Hamilton on Wed Apr 16 00:55:45 2025
    Cindy Hamilton wrote:

    On 2025-04-11, Carol <cshenk@virginia-beach.com> wrote:
    Cindy Hamilton wrote:

    On 2025-04-07, Mike Duffy <mxduffy@bell.net> wrote:
    On 2025-04-07, Cindy Hamilton wrote:

    Eggs, mayo, minced onion and celery
    (and radish, if I have it),
    salt and pepper.

    If you're in for radish, you might as well
    go all the way with horse-radish.

    Nope. Too vinegary.

    ??? you must reference some premade type?

    Standard prepared horseradish:

    https://www.bubbies.com/products/prepared-horseradish

    Used by millions of people all over the world.

    Well as above, not for all. Me, I use some powdered but not much or
    often.


    I use powdered horseradish.

    I encounter it as an ingredient in wasabi powder. Other than
    that, I never use it.

    It goes in some types of dips I've made. Probably allrecipes as that's
    one of my main 'go-to' spots.


    If I had to wait for my husband or a dead spread, I'd never
    get an egg salad sandwich. I just make one when I want one
    (and when we have fresh bread).

    Grin, come here every 3 days for fresh bread hot from the oven!

    I'll keep buying bread at the bakery. Usually every four days.

    I like making it. Tomorrow, Don asked me to some baguettes as he wants
    hot dogs. They cut down nicely to hot dog sized. Just use a milk
    bread recipe but make it baguette shaped. WE also use them for
    bruschetta.

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  • From Cindy Hamilton@21:1/5 to Carol on Wed Apr 16 09:01:59 2025
    On 2025-04-16, Carol <cshenk@virginia-beach.com> wrote:
    Cindy Hamilton wrote:

    On 2025-04-11, Carol <cshenk@virginia-beach.com> wrote:
    Cindy Hamilton wrote:

    On 2025-04-07, Mike Duffy <mxduffy@bell.net> wrote:
    On 2025-04-07, Cindy Hamilton wrote:

    Eggs, mayo, minced onion and celery
    (and radish, if I have it),
    salt and pepper.

    If you're in for radish, you might as well
    go all the way with horse-radish.

    Nope. Too vinegary.

    ??? you must reference some premade type?

    Standard prepared horseradish:

    https://www.bubbies.com/products/prepared-horseradish

    Used by millions of people all over the world.

    Well as above, not for all. Me, I use some powdered but not much or
    often.

    Granted. Your cooking seems to be limited to just a few cuisines.

    --
    Cindy Hamilton

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  • From Carol@21:1/5 to Cindy Hamilton on Tue Apr 22 00:45:41 2025
    Cindy Hamilton wrote:

    On 2025-04-16, Carol <cshenk@virginia-beach.com> wrote:
    Cindy Hamilton wrote:

    On 2025-04-11, Carol <cshenk@virginia-beach.com> wrote:
    Cindy Hamilton wrote:

    On 2025-04-07, Mike Duffy <mxduffy@bell.net> wrote:
    On 2025-04-07, Cindy Hamilton wrote:

    Eggs, mayo, minced onion and celery
    (and radish, if I have it),
    salt and pepper.

    If you're in for radish, you might as well
    go all the way with horse-radish.

    Nope. Too vinegary.

    ??? you must reference some premade type?

    Standard prepared horseradish:

    https://www.bubbies.com/products/prepared-horseradish

    Used by millions of people all over the world.

    Well as above, not for all. Me, I use some powdered but not much or
    often.

    Granted. Your cooking seems to be limited to just a few cuisines.

    Cute Cindy.

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