One of my wife's friends must be lonely because she sends texts late at night. My wife ignores them until morning. Last night we heard on come
in but the sound was coming from the direction of my phone which was
being charged. I ignored it. I ignored the one that came about an hour
later too.
When I picked up the phone in the morning I had a look to see who had
been contacting me so late. The first one said he had just taken his
wife to the hospital and it looked like the baby would be born today.
That was at 11:45 pm. The baby was born an hour later. He came into the
world at 7.89lb and 20 inches long.
One of my wife's friends must be lonely because she sends texts late at night. My wife ignores them until morning. Last night we heard on come
in but the sound was coming from the direction of my phone which was
being charged. I ignored it. I ignored the one that came about an hour
later too.
When I picked up the phone in the morning I had a look to see who had
been contacting me so late. The first one said he had just taken his
wife to the hospital and it looked like the baby would be born today.
That was at 11:45 pm. The baby was born an hour later. He came into the
world at 7.89lb and 20 inches long.
One of my wife's friends must be lonely because she sends texts late at night. My wife ignores them until morning. Last night we heard on come
in but the sound was coming from the direction of my phone which was
being charged. I ignored it. I ignored the one that came about an hour
later too.
When I picked up the phone in the morning I had a look to see who had
been contacting me so late. The first one said he had just taken his
wife to the hospital and it looked like the baby would be born today.
That was at 11:45 pm. The baby was born an hour later. He came into the
world at 7.89lb and 20 inches long.
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 18:18:54 +0000, Dave Smith wrote:
One of my wife's friends must be lonely because she sends texts late atWho was texting YOU to let you know their baby had been born?
night. My wife ignores them until morning. Last night we heard on come
in but the sound was coming from the direction of my phone which was
being charged. I ignored it. I ignored the one that came about an hour
later too.
When I picked up the phone in the morning I had a look to see who had
been contacting me so late. The first one said he had just taken his
wife to the hospital and it looked like the baby would be born today.
That was at 11:45 pm. The baby was born an hour later. He came into the
world at 7.89lb and 20 inches long.
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 18:18:54 +0000, Dave Smith wrote:
When I picked up the phone in the morning I had a look to see who hadWho was texting YOU to let you know their baby had been born?
been contacting me so late. The first one said he had just taken his
wife to the hospital and it looked like the baby would be born today.
That was at 11:45 pm. The baby was born an hour later. He came into the
world at 7.89lb and 20 inches long.
On 2025-04-27 4:10 p.m., ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 18:18:54 +0000, Dave Smith wrote:
When I picked up the phone in the morning I had a look to see who hadWho was texting YOU to let you know their baby had been born?
been contacting me so late. The first one said he had just taken his
wife to the hospital and it looked like the baby would be born today.
That was at 11:45 pm. The baby was born an hour later. He came into the
world at 7.89lb and 20 inches long.
Our son.
On 2025-04-27 4:10 p.m., ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 18:18:54 +0000, Dave Smith wrote:
When I picked up the phone in the morning I had a look to see who hadWho was texting YOU to let you know their baby had been born?
been contacting me so late. The first one said he had just taken his
wife to the hospital and it looked like the baby would be born today.
That was at 11:45 pm. The baby was born an hour later. He came into the
world at 7.89lb and 20 inches long.
Our son.
On 4/27/2025 3:10 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 18:18:54 +0000, Dave Smith wrote:
Who was texting YOU to let you know their baby had been born?
When I picked up the phone in the morning I had a look to see who had
been contacting me so late. The first one said he had just taken his
wife to the hospital and it looked like the baby would be born today.
That was at 11:45 pm. The baby was born an hour later. He came into the
world at 7.89lb and 20 inches long.
Are you suggesting that most guys don't care about babies being born?
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 20:10:48 +0000, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net (ItsJoanNotJoAnn) wrote:
Who was texting YOU to let you know their baby had been born?
I think the new father texted him but they mistook it for a message by
one of his wife's friends and ignored it. Although the sound came from
Dave's phone and I didn't think his wife's friend sends lots of
messages to Dave as well.
What I'd like to know is why it is of any relevance to us what the
size and weight are of a baby that was born to somebody we don't know
nor have ever heard of.
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 21:37:30 +0000, Dave Smith wrote:
Oh, ok!!Who was texting YOU to let you know their baby had been born?
Our son.
Congratulations, gramps!!! First grandchild?
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 20:49:26 +0000, BryanGSimmons wrote:
On 4/27/2025 3:10 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:Where did you get that idea? Dave simply said he had a
Are you suggesting that most guys don't care about babies being born?
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 18:18:54 +0000, Dave Smith wrote:
Who was texting YOU to let you know their baby had been born?
When I picked up the phone in the morning I had a look to see who had
been contacting me so late. The first one said he had just taken his >>>> wife to the hospital and it looked like the baby would be born today.
That was at 11:45 pm. The baby was born an hour later. He came into the >>>> world at 7.89lb and 20 inches long.
;
text message about a baby being born. I was wondering
if it was a wrong number.
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 20:50:06 +0000, Bruce wrote:
What I'd like to know is why it is of any relevance to us what theIt's nice to know a baby was born at a healthy weight when
size and weight are of a baby that was born to somebody we don't know
nor have ever heard of.
we're informed whether we know the parents or not.
On 2025-04-27 6:00 p.m., ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 20:49:26 +0000, BryanGSimmons wrote:
On 4/27/2025 3:10 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:Where did you get that idea? Dave simply said he had a
Are you suggesting that most guys don't care about babies being born?Who was texting YOU to let you know their baby had been born?
;
text message about a baby being born. I was wondering
if it was a wrong number.
I don't expect anyone to remember everything I post here, but I am
pretty sure I did post something about it recently.
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 20:50:06 +0000, Bruce wrote:
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 20:10:48 +0000, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.netIt's nice to know a baby was born at a healthy weight when
(ItsJoanNotJoAnn) wrote:
Who was texting YOU to let you know their baby had been born?
I think the new father texted him but they mistook it for a message by
one of his wife's friends and ignored it. Although the sound came from
Dave's phone and I didn't think his wife's friend sends lots of
messages to Dave as well.
What I'd like to know is why it is of any relevance to us what the
size and weight are of a baby that was born to somebody we don't know
nor have ever heard of.
we're informed whether we know the parents or not.
On 2025-04-27 5:59 p.m., ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 21:37:30 +0000, Dave Smith wrote:
Oh, ok!!Who was texting YOU to let you know their baby had been born?
Our son.
Congratulations, gramps!!! First grandchild?
Thanks. Yes it is the first. We had been resigned to the idea we would
not have any. In fact, our son and DiL had been vising my Sil and her >husband and DiL had told BIL that they thought that parenthood was out
for them. Our son is 47 and she is 44 and she thought the window had
closed. As it turned out, she was barely pregnant at the time she said that.
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 22:10:04 +0000, Dave Smith wrote:
On 2025-04-27 6:00 p.m., ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:Yes, I do remember a post now that I've pondered upon it.
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 20:49:26 +0000, BryanGSimmons wrote:
On 4/27/2025 3:10 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:Where did you get that idea? Dave simply said he had a
Are you suggesting that most guys don't care about babies being born?Who was texting YOU to let you know their baby had been born?
;
text message about a baby being born. I was wondering
if it was a wrong number.
I don't expect anyone to remember everything I post here, but I am
pretty sure I did post something about it recently.
It simply didn't ring a bell when I read your announcement.
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 22:18:45 +0000, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net (ItsJoanNotJoAnn) wrote:
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 22:10:04 +0000, Dave Smith wrote:
On 2025-04-27 6:00 p.m., ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:Yes, I do remember a post now that I've pondered upon it.
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 20:49:26 +0000, BryanGSimmons wrote:
On 4/27/2025 3:10 PM, ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:Where did you get that idea? Dave simply said he had a
Are you suggesting that most guys don't care about babies being born? >>>>>Who was texting YOU to let you know their baby had been born?
;
text message about a baby being born. I was wondering
if it was a wrong number.
I don't expect anyone to remember everything I post here, but I am
pretty sure I did post something about it recently.
It simply didn't ring a bell when I read your announcement.
If we have to read all Dave's texts, we'll have to stop all other
activities.
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 22:03:00 +0000, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net >(ItsJoanNotJoAnn) wrote:
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 20:50:06 +0000, Bruce wrote:
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 20:10:48 +0000, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.netIt's nice to know a baby was born at a healthy weight when
(ItsJoanNotJoAnn) wrote:
Who was texting YOU to let you know their baby had been born?
I think the new father texted him but they mistook it for a message by
one of his wife's friends and ignored it. Although the sound came from
Dave's phone and I didn't think his wife's friend sends lots of
messages to Dave as well.
What I'd like to know is why it is of any relevance to us what the
size and weight are of a baby that was born to somebody we don't know
nor have ever heard of.
we're informed whether we know the parents or not.
Then I have great news for you. In the past minute 250 babies were
born and most of them had a healthy weight! Yay!
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 18:08:55 -0400, Dave Smith
<adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote:
On 2025-04-27 5:59 p.m., ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 21:37:30 +0000, Dave Smith wrote:
Oh, ok!!Who was texting YOU to let you know their baby had been born?
Our son.
Congratulations, gramps!!! First grandchild?
Thanks. Yes it is the first. We had been resigned to the idea we would
not have any. In fact, our son and DiL had been vising my Sil and her
husband and DiL had told BIL that they thought that parenthood was out
for them. Our son is 47 and she is 44 and she thought the window had
closed. As it turned out, she was barely pregnant at the time she said that.
How can a woman be barely pregnant? I thought it was more a yes or no
kinda thing.
On Mon, 28 Apr 2025 09:15:31 +1000, Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid>
wrote:
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 22:03:00 +0000, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net
(ItsJoanNotJoAnn) wrote:
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 20:50:06 +0000, Bruce wrote:
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 20:10:48 +0000, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.netIt's nice to know a baby was born at a healthy weight when
(ItsJoanNotJoAnn) wrote:
Who was texting YOU to let you know their baby had been born?
I think the new father texted him but they mistook it for a message by >>>> one of his wife's friends and ignored it. Although the sound came from >>>> Dave's phone and I didn't think his wife's friend sends lots of
messages to Dave as well.
What I'd like to know is why it is of any relevance to us what the
size and weight are of a baby that was born to somebody we don't know
nor have ever heard of.
we're informed whether we know the parents or not.
Then I have great news for you. In the past minute 250 babies were
born and most of them had a healthy weight! Yay!
Joan, another 250!
Healthy weight indeed. DiL is very slim. She is 6ft tall and weighs only
100 lb. I was afraid for her in case the baby took about me. While our
son was 7lb 6 oz I came into the world at 11 lb 10 oz. It is always interesting to tell women how much I weighed at birth and to watch their reaction.
On 4/27/2025 7:16 PM, Bruce wrote:
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 18:08:55 -0400, Dave SmithPerhaps the race was still underway and no winner declared.
<adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote:
On 2025-04-27 5:59 p.m., ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 21:37:30 +0000, Dave Smith wrote:
Oh, ok!!Who was texting YOU to let you know their baby had been born?
Our son.
Congratulations, gramps!!! First grandchild?
Thanks. Yes it is the first. We had been resigned to the idea we would
not have any. In fact, our son and DiL had been vising my Sil and her
husband and DiL had told BIL that they thought that parenthood was out
for them. Our son is 47 and she is 44 and she thought the window had
closed. As it turned out, she was barely pregnant at the time she said that.
How can a woman be barely pregnant? I thought it was more a yes or no
kinda thing.
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 18:08:55 -0400, Dave Smith
<adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote:
On 2025-04-27 5:59 p.m., ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 21:37:30 +0000, Dave Smith wrote:
Oh, ok!!Who was texting YOU to let you know their baby had been born?
Our son.
Congratulations, gramps!!! First grandchild?
Thanks. Yes it is the first. We had been resigned to the idea we would
not have any. In fact, our son and DiL had been vising my Sil and her
husband and DiL had told BIL that they thought that parenthood was out
for them. Our son is 47 and she is 44 and she thought the window had
closed. As it turned out, she was barely pregnant at the time she said that.
How can a woman be barely pregnant? I thought it was more a yes or no
kinda thing.
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 18:08:55 -0400, Dave Smith
<adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote:
On 2025-04-27 5:59 p.m., ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 21:37:30 +0000, Dave Smith wrote:
Oh, ok!!Who was texting YOU to let you know their baby had been born?
Our son.
Congratulations, gramps!!! First grandchild?
Thanks. Yes it is the first. We had been resigned to the idea we would
not have any. In fact, our son and DiL had been vising my Sil and her >husband and DiL had told BIL that they thought that parenthood was out
for them. Our son is 47 and she is 44 and she thought the window had >closed. As it turned out, she was barely pregnant at the time she said that.
How can a woman be barely pregnant? I thought it was more a yes or no
kinda thing.
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 20:10:48 +0000, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net (ItsJoanNotJoAnn) wrote:
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 18:18:54 +0000, Dave Smith wrote:
One of my wife's friends must be lonely because she sends texts late atWho was texting YOU to let you know their baby had been born?
night. My wife ignores them until morning. Last night we heard on come
in but the sound was coming from the direction of my phone which was
being charged. I ignored it. I ignored the one that came about an hour
later too.
When I picked up the phone in the morning I had a look to see who had
been contacting me so late. The first one said he had just taken his
wife to the hospital and it looked like the baby would be born today.
That was at 11:45 pm. The baby was born an hour later. He came into the
world at 7.89lb and 20 inches long.
I think the new father texted him but they mistook it for a message by
one of his wife's friends and ignored it. Although the sound came from
Dave's phone and I didn't think his wife's friend sends lots of
messages to Dave as well.
What I'd like to know is why it is of any relevance to us what the
size and weight are of a baby that was born to somebody we don't know
nor have ever heard of.
In article <vum5an$1k8ck$1@dont-email.me>,
Bruce@invalid.invalid says...
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 20:10:48 +0000, ItsJoanNotJoAnn@webtv.net
(ItsJoanNotJoAnn) wrote:
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 18:18:54 +0000, Dave Smith wrote:
One of my wife's friends must be lonely because she sends texts late at >> >> night. My wife ignores them until morning. Last night we heard on come >> >> in but the sound was coming from the direction of my phone which wasWho was texting YOU to let you know their baby had been born?
being charged. I ignored it. I ignored the one that came about an hour
later too.
When I picked up the phone in the morning I had a look to see who had
been contacting me so late. The first one said he had just taken his
wife to the hospital and it looked like the baby would be born today.
That was at 11:45 pm. The baby was born an hour later. He came into the >> >> world at 7.89lb and 20 inches long.
I think the new father texted him but they mistook it for a message by
one of his wife's friends and ignored it. Although the sound came from
Dave's phone and I didn't think his wife's friend sends lots of
messages to Dave as well.
What I'd like to know is why it is of any relevance to us what the
size and weight are of a baby that was born to somebody we don't know
nor have ever heard of.
Get a life, Bruce.
I am really happy to hear the news. I've sent champagne,
agreed to be godmother, bought my outfit for the
christening and suggested they name the little boy Jonet
after me.
In article <vumdte$1rorn$2@dont-email.me>,
Bruce@invalid.invalid says...
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 18:08:55 -0400, Dave Smith
<adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote:
On 2025-04-27 5:59 p.m., ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 21:37:30 +0000, Dave Smith wrote:
Oh, ok!!Who was texting YOU to let you know their baby had been born?
Our son.
Congratulations, gramps!!! First grandchild?
Thanks. Yes it is the first. We had been resigned to the idea we would
not have any. In fact, our son and DiL had been vising my Sil and her
husband and DiL had told BIL that they thought that parenthood was out
for them. Our son is 47 and she is 44 and she thought the window had
closed. As it turned out, she was barely pregnant at the time she said that.
How can a woman be barely pregnant? I thought it was more a yes or no
kinda thing.
Keep up with the times, Bruce. Nowadays pregnancy can be
detected even before a missed period.
In article <vumdte$1rorn$2@dont-email.me>,
How can a woman be barely pregnant? I thought it was more a yes or no
kinda thing.
Keep up with the times, Bruce. Nowadays pregnancy can be
detected even before a missed period.
In article <vumdte$1rorn$2@dont-email.me>,
Bruce@invalid.invalid says...
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 18:08:55 -0400, Dave Smith
<adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote:
On 2025-04-27 5:59 p.m., ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 21:37:30 +0000, Dave Smith wrote:
Oh, ok!!Who was texting YOU to let you know their baby had been born?
Our son.
Congratulations, gramps!!! First grandchild?
Thanks. Yes it is the first. We had been resigned to the idea we would
not have any. In fact, our son and DiL had been vising my Sil and her
husband and DiL had told BIL that they thought that parenthood was out
for them. Our son is 47 and she is 44 and she thought the window had
closed. As it turned out, she was barely pregnant at the time she said that.
How can a woman be barely pregnant? I thought it was more a yes or no
kinda thing.
Keep up with the times, Bruce. Nowadays pregnancy can be
detected even before a missed period.
Janet UK
On 4/28/2025 5:52 AM, Janet wrote:
In article <vumdte$1rorn$2@dont-email.me>,
Bruce@invalid.invalid says...
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 18:08:55 -0400, Dave Smith
<adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote:
On 2025-04-27 5:59 p.m., ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 21:37:30 +0000, Dave Smith wrote:
Oh, ok!!Who was texting YOU to let you know their baby had been born?
Our son.
Congratulations, gramps!!! First grandchild?
Thanks. Yes it is the first. We had been resigned to the idea we would >>>> not have any. In fact, our son and DiL had been vising my Sil and her >>>> husband and DiL had told BIL that they thought that parenthood was out >>>> for them. Our son is 47 and she is 44 and she thought the window had
closed. As it turned out, she was barely pregnant at the time she said that.
How can a woman be barely pregnant? I thought it was more a yes or no
kinda thing.
Keep up with the times, Bruce. Nowadays pregnancy can be
detected even before a missed period.
Janet UK
Someone please tell me Bruce didn't reproduce. ;)
On 4/28/2025 5:52 AM, Janet wrote:
In article <vumdte$1rorn$2@dont-email.me>,
Bruce@invalid.invalid says...
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 18:08:55 -0400, Dave Smith
<adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote:
On 2025-04-27 5:59 p.m., ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 21:37:30 +0000, Dave Smith wrote:
Oh, ok!!Who was texting YOU to let you know their baby had been born?
Our son.
Congratulations, gramps!!! First grandchild?
Thanks. Yes it is the first. We had been resigned to the idea we would >>>> not have any. In fact, our son and DiL had been vising my Sil and her >>>> husband and DiL had told BIL that they thought that parenthood was out >>>> for them. Our son is 47 and she is 44 and she thought the window had
closed. As it turned out, she was barely pregnant at the time she
said that.
How can a woman be barely pregnant? I thought it was more a yes or no
kinda thing.
Keep up with the times, Bruce. Nowadays pregnancy can be
detected even before a missed period.
Janet UK
Someone please tell me Bruce didn't reproduce. ;)
Jill
Jill McQuown wrote on 4/28/2025 4:55 PM:
Someone please tell me Bruce didn't reproduce. ;)
Jill
Damn, so he has a lot in common with your Royal Majesty!
On 4/28/2025 5:52 AM, Janet wrote:
In article <vumdte$1rorn$2@dont-email.me>,
Bruce@invalid.invalid says...
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 18:08:55 -0400, Dave Smith
<adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote:
On 2025-04-27 5:59 p.m., ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 21:37:30 +0000, Dave Smith wrote:
Oh, ok!!Who was texting YOU to let you know their baby had been born?
Our son.
Congratulations, gramps!!! First grandchild?
Thanks. Yes it is the first. We had been resigned to the idea we would >>> not have any. In fact, our son and DiL had been vising my Sil and her >>> husband and DiL had told BIL that they thought that parenthood was out >>> for them. Our son is 47 and she is 44 and she thought the window had
closed. As it turned out, she was barely pregnant at the time she said that.
How can a woman be barely pregnant? I thought it was more a yes or no
kinda thing.
Keep up with the times, Bruce. Nowadays pregnancy can be
detected even before a missed period.
Janet UK
Someone please tell me Bruce didn't reproduce. ;)
In article <vuotgl$4lvb$3@dont-email.me>,
j_mcquown@comcast.net says...
On 4/28/2025 5:52 AM, Janet wrote:
Keep up with the times, Bruce. Nowadays pregnancy can be
detected even before a missed period.
Janet UK
Someone please tell me Bruce didn't reproduce. ;)
It's a shame you and Bruce never got together for a hot
weekend in Hawaii. If you'd produced twins rfc could have
named them Brill and Juice.
In article <vuotgl$4lvb$3@dont-email.me>,
j_mcquown@comcast.net says...
On 4/28/2025 5:52 AM, Janet wrote:
In article <vumdte$1rorn$2@dont-email.me>,
Bruce@invalid.invalid says...
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 18:08:55 -0400, Dave Smith
<adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote:
On 2025-04-27 5:59 p.m., ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 21:37:30 +0000, Dave Smith wrote:
Oh, ok!!Who was texting YOU to let you know their baby had been born?
Our son.
Congratulations, gramps!!! First grandchild?
Thanks. Yes it is the first. We had been resigned to the idea we would >>>>> not have any. In fact, our son and DiL had been vising my Sil and her >>>>> husband and DiL had told BIL that they thought that parenthood was out >>>>> for them. Our son is 47 and she is 44 and she thought the window had >>>>> closed. As it turned out, she was barely pregnant at the time she said that.
How can a woman be barely pregnant? I thought it was more a yes or no
kinda thing.
Keep up with the times, Bruce. Nowadays pregnancy can be
detected even before a missed period.
Janet UK
Someone please tell me Bruce didn't reproduce. ;)
It's a shame you and Bruce never got together for a hot
weekend in Hawaii. If you'd produced twins rfc could have
named them Brill and Juice.
Janet UK
On 4/29/2025 5:45 AM, Janet wrote:
In article <vuotgl$4lvb$3@dont-email.me>,
j_mcquown@comcast.net says...
On 4/28/2025 5:52 AM, Janet wrote:
In article <vumdte$1rorn$2@dont-email.me>,
Bruce@invalid.invalid says...
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 18:08:55 -0400, Dave Smith
<adavid.smith@sympatico.ca> wrote:
On 2025-04-27 5:59 p.m., ItsJoanNotJoAnn wrote:
On Sun, 27 Apr 2025 21:37:30 +0000, Dave Smith wrote:
Oh, ok!!Who was texting YOU to let you know their baby had been born? >>>>>>>>Our son.
Congratulations, gramps!!! First grandchild?
Thanks. Yes it is the first. We had been resigned to the idea we
would
not have any. In fact, our son and DiL had been vising my Sil and >>>>>> her
husband and DiL had told BIL that they thought that parenthood was >>>>>> out
for them. Our son is 47 and she is 44 and she thought the window had >>>>>> closed. As it turned out, she was barely pregnant at the time she
said that.
How can a woman be barely pregnant? I thought it was more a yes or no >>>>> kinda thing.
Keep up with the times, Bruce. Nowadays pregnancy can be
detected even before a missed period.
Janet UK
Someone please tell me Bruce didn't reproduce. ;)
It's a shame you and Bruce never got together for a hot
weekend in Hawaii. If you'd produced twins rfc could have
named them Brill and Juice.
Janet UK
Uh, no thank you. I think I'll bake another skillet of cornbread. Bruce
has an odd aversion to anything made with corn. ;)
Jill
On 4/29/2025 5:45 AM, Janet wrote:
In article <vuotgl$4lvb$3@dont-email.me>,
j_mcquown@comcast.net says...
Someone please tell me Bruce didn't reproduce. ;)
It's a shame you and Bruce never got together for a hot
weekend in Hawaii. If you'd produced twins rfc could have
named them Brill and Juice.
Janet UK
Uh, no thank you. I think I'll bake another skillet of cornbread.
Bruce has an odd aversion to anything made with corn. ;)
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