On Sun, 13 Jul 2025 11:46:25 +0000, Bryan Simmons wrote:
An excerpt from a post from many years ago:
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If someone is taking their dog out to shit by the sidewalk and
not cleaning up after it, then taking the dog back inside where it
will spend all day until her or her boyfriend get home from work you can
take a 00 size gelatin capsule filled with Pure Cap (made by Garden
Row Foods http://www.firegirl.com/hs1154.html ) and take a small piece
of steak to which you have made an incision just right to completely
enclose the capsule and insert the capsule. Since dogs scarf small
pieces of meat whole, it will be some time before the capsule
dissolves, but when it does extreme peristalsis will occur, and when
the stuff reaches the large intestine, which has pain sensitive
nerves, the dog--no matter how much of a "good dog" he or she is--will
not be able to control its bowels. Add to that the fact that the dog's asshole will also be burning like hell right after it shits, and you
know what that'll lead to, right? You guessed it, butthole surfing
across the carpets.
Yeah, all those times I had to walk past that stinking dogshit on my
way to catch the bus to school...It's fun to make the punishment fit
the crime.
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You can also use habanero peppers. I was reminded of this by a thread on Nextdoor about dog owners letting their animals piss and shit on other
folks' properties. You can take joy in knowing that the dog owner's
house is smeared with stinking dogshit. Don't do it often, or on any
regular frequency. Random punishments are more fun.
Heehee... I HATE dogs, disgusting filthy creatures....
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