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  • Did shee mine yohr D.N.A.?

    From Bohgosity BumaskiL@21:1/5 to All on Fri Jul 13 19:39:14 2018
    XPost: alt.support.crohns-colitis

    Bloh Job.?;:.' Hay yoh nee how hoh yuu ar?

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  • From Eli the Bearded@21:1/5 to brewjay@spamcop.net on Wed Aug 1 23:57:36 2018
    In rec.humor.oracle.d, Bohgosity BumaskiL <brewjay@spamcop.net> wrote:
    Did shee mine yohr D.N.A.?

    So it was asked and so it was answered.

    } Have you ever asked a question, but gotten the answer to a different one?
    } Today's answer is 37.

    It least it didn't claim to be random.

    http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/R/random-numbers.html
    The most random two-digit number is 37, When groups of people are
    polled to pick a "random number between 1 and 100", the most
    commonly chosen number is 37.

    That page also links here, for background on 17:

    https://www.vinc17.net/yp17/index.en.html

    Which I find amusing since I've met the Prof David Kelly mentioned.

    Elijah
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    but who is going to read this?

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  • From Ivan Shmakov@21:1/5 to All on Thu Aug 2 04:37:09 2018
    Eli the Bearded <*@eli.users.panix.com> writes:

    [...]

    but who is going to read this?

    Are you being serious?

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    FSF associate member #7257 http://am-1.org/~ivan/

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  • From Eli the Bearded@21:1/5 to ivan@siamics.net on Thu Aug 2 05:32:33 2018
    In rec.humor.oracle.d, Ivan Shmakov <ivan@siamics.net> wrote:
    Eli the Bearded <*@eli.users.panix.com> writes:
    but who is going to read this?
    Are you being serious?

    If you checked the group name, you'd see the word "humor" is part of it.
    But I was serious in that everyone who once was a regular in this group
    has gone away.

    Elijah
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    people following me around Usenet are not the lifeblood needed

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  • From Ivan Shmakov@21:1/5 to All on Thu Aug 2 09:03:46 2018
    Eli the Bearded <*@eli.users.panix.com> writes:
    In rec.humor.oracle.d, Ivan Shmakov <ivan@siamics.net> wrote:
    Eli the Bearded <*@eli.users.panix.com> writes:

    but who is going to read this?

    Are you being serious?

    If you checked the group name, you'd see the word "humor" is part
    of it.

    That I did; hence the question.

    But I was serious in that everyone who once was a regular in this
    group has gone away.

    I'm afraid that I've started following this group much after it
    could've claimed to have many "regulars"; 2012, perhaps? (I can't
    find my archives for the year, but the group, along with its
    non-.d counterpart, was already in my .newsrc in January 2013.)

    I think I ever posted once. Somehow, it seems that E-S does not
    have that article. (Expired earlier due to cross-posting perhaps?)
    I guess it was #126 there.

    people following me around Usenet are not the lifeblood needed

    Don't flatter yourself.

    --
    FSF associate member #7257 http://am-1.org/~ivan/

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  • From Ivan Shmakov@21:1/5 to All on Thu Aug 2 19:07:47 2018
    Eli the Bearded <*@eli.users.panix.com> writes:
    In rec.humor.oracle.d, Ivan Shmakov <ivan@siamics.net> wrote:

    I'm afraid that I've started following this group much after it
    could've claimed to have many "regulars"; 2012, perhaps? (I can't
    find my archives for the year, but the group, along with its non-.d
    counterpart, was already in my .newsrc in January 2013.)

    Yeah, that's late. The last post I saved in my personal archives was
    in 2005:

    ... What I can't recall is when I've first learned of the Oracle.
    It most certainly couldn't have happened before 1999, and I have
    a feeling that it wasn't after 2003, either.

    [...]

    people following me around Usenet are not the lifeblood needed

    Don't flatter yourself.

    Would you have replied to me if you hadn't been interacting with me
    in another group recently?

    I probably wouldn't have replied to that specific post were the
    topic of Usenet demise not brought up recently a few times too
    often. For instance, news:87fu13wm1u.fsf@violet.siamics.net.
    (A minor correction: contrary to what I've stated in that
    article, I've had a very short-lived Usenet access c. 1996.)

    the panix spool only keeps articles a few months

    E-S spool goes back to 2010-12-19 at #15. It's possible that
    on the account of this being a low-traffic group the articles
    are retained indefinitely there.

    --
    FSF associate member #7257 http://am-1.org/~ivan/

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  • From Eli the Bearded@21:1/5 to Ivan Shmakov on Thu Aug 2 18:43:30 2018
    In rec.humor.oracle.d, Ivan Shmakov <ivan@siamics.net> wrote:
    I'm afraid that I've started following this group much after it
    could've claimed to have many "regulars"; 2012, perhaps? (I can't
    find my archives for the year, but the group, along with its
    non-.d counterpart, was already in my .newsrc in January 2013.)

    Yeah, that's late. The last post I saved in my personal archives was in
    2005:

    From: "Extraneous Bob" <ignominiousbob@yahoo.com>
    Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
    Subject: Re: A solitary plea
    Date: 11 Apr 2005 13:53:17 -0700
    Message-ID: <1113252797.788802.269470@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>
    Xref: panix rec.humor.oracle.d:157854

    I think I ever posted once. Somehow, it seems that E-S does not
    have that article. (Expired earlier due to cross-posting perhaps?)
    I guess it was #126 there.

    On my local news server your post above was: rec.humor.oracle.d:160992

    people following me around Usenet are not the lifeblood needed
    Don't flatter yourself.

    Would you have replied to me if you hadn't been interacting with me in
    another group recently?

    Elijah
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    the panix spool only keeps articles a few months

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