Le lundi 21 août 2000 à 15:00:00 UTC-8, Merv a écrit :

THE SAGA OF DANIEL.
"'Twas in the days of Retribution and in the arts of Prostitution ... " "Speaking of prostitution," said Daniel to the King; "how's the wife?"
And the King was sore affronted. Daniel was sentenced to 40 days and 40 nights in the Lion's Den for the King's word was Law!
And so it came to pass that on the morning of the second day, Daniel shat a great shit, and the lions were sore affronted and henceforth kept their distance from Daniel, who on the morning of the thirty-second day, peering through the barred window espied the King approaching from afar.
Daniel picked up from the floor of the den a handful of crystallized lion shit and hurled it with menacing accuracy at random. Random being a crafty bugger ducked and so the shit hit the King full in the eye.
"Shot!" cried the lions.
"Shit!" cried the King.
"Right first time" said Daniel.
For this Daniel was sentenced to 40 days and 40 nights in the Wilderness,
for the King's word was Law.
And so it came to pass that Daniel wandered in the Wilderness for many a
long day and many a long night.
But on the evening of the thirteenth day in the wilderness, Daniel was set upon by bandits!
Not, as you might at first surmise, ordinary bandits, but Mexican bandits. Not, as you might at second surmise, ordinary Mexican bandits, but Mexican bum-bandits, who debagged him, scragged him and shagged him, and left him with his pockets jingling and his arsehole tingling!
And so it came to pass that Daniel wandered in the Wilderness for many a
long day and many a long night.
But on the twenty-seventh day in the Wilderness, Daniel met a woman.
Not, as you might at first surmise, an ordinary woman, but a loose woman. "Tarry a while", said the woman.
"Why?" said Daniel
"For T", said the woman.
"Tea?" said Daniel?
"C U N T" said the woman.
And Daniel tarried for many a long day and many even longer nights.
And so it came to pass that the woman came again unto Daniel and said to
him;
"Daniel, I am with child, what steps willst thou take?"
Fuckin' big ones" quoth Daniel, legging it back into the Wilderness with all speed.
And so it came to pass that Daniel came once again unto the court of the King.
"Come forth!" cried the King, but Daniel came fifth, and so lost the race. "Ho!" said Daniel.
"Whore?" misheard the King, "are you talking about my wife again?"
"Fuck me!" said the Princess and 20 courtiers were killed in the rush, for she was a comely wench.
"Fuck me!" said the Queen in indignation and nobody moved save a solitary
old man, quietly masturbating in a corner, who grabbed the Queen by the cheeks of her arse and slipped her onto his dick like a well-worn seaboot. "Shit!" cried the King and two thousand iron-clad drawers hit the sand and two thousand arses were bared to the morning sun.
"Stop!" cried the King, and two thousand turds lay nipped, gently steaming
in the morning air, for the King's word was Law.
Cheers
Merv

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