• The Resurrection

    From jaugustine@verizon.net@21:1/5 to All on Thu Sep 14 15:10:47 2023
    Sunday morning, after the priest finished his sermon to the
    adults in the congregation, the priest called all the children
    to come up front.

    He asked the children if they knew what the Resurrection
    was. In response to the question, a little boy raised his hand.

    The priest called on him, and the boy said, "I know that if
    you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours, you
    are supposed to call the doctor."

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