Two Female Parrots
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All on Thu Sep 21 11:06:23 2023
A woman tells her priest, "Father I have a problem. My two female parrots only say, 'Hi cutie. Wanna have some fun?' ".
"Don't worry," says the priest. "I have two male parrots who only pray and read the Bible. We will put them in the same cage. Your parrots are sure to stop saying that horrid phrase."
The next day, the woman takes her parrots to the priest's home. The male parrots are inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. When the
woman places the female parrots in the cage, they cry out, "Hi cutie, Wanna have some fun?"
One male says to the other, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our Prayers have been answered!"
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