Good Marriage Recipe
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All on Sat Oct 7 11:58:00 2023
1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Dallas, and mine is in Austin.
3. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time". So I suggested the kitchen.
4. She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker.
She said, "There are so many gadgets, and no place to sit down!". So I bought her an electric chair.
5. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there is water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, "in the lake."
6. My wife got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud
fell off.
7. My wife ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in."
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