• Doctor's Visit

    From jaugustine@verizon.net@21:1/5 to All on Tue Oct 31 11:31:47 2023
    A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called his wife into his office. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very serious disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband can die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood. Don't burden
    him with chores. Be intimate with him every night. Don't discuss your stress with him, this will make him feel worse. If you do this for several months, I think your husband will regain his health."

    On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say
    to you?". She replied, "You're going to die."

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