Lawyer's Questions
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All on Thu Nov 2 13:32:26 2023
This is suppose to be actual questions from Lawyers that border on absurd:
"Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?"
"Where you present when your picture was taken?"
"How far apart was the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
" You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
"She had three children, right?" Answer: "Yes" "How many
are boys?" Answer: "None". "Where they all girls?"
"You said the stairs go down to the basement?" Answer: "Yes"
"These stairs, do they also go up?"
"Doctor, how many autopsies are performed on dead people?"
Answer: "All my autopsies are performed on dead people"
"So the date of conception was August 8th?" Answer: "Yes"
"What were you doing at the time?"
"All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you
attend?" Answer: "Oral".
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