"Dear John" Letter
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All on Sat Nov 18 09:22:20 2023
A Marine, stationed overseas, received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend.
It read, "Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you
a few times already and it is not fair to either of us.
I am sorry. Please return the photo of me that I sent you.
Love, Becky.
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, cousins, etc.
In addition to the photo of Becky, he included several photos of pretty girls in the envelope along with this note to Becky:
"Dear Becky, I am sorry I can not quite remember who you are. Please remove your photo from this group and send the rest back to me."
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