• When You Wish to See a Star

    From Jim Goulder@21:1/5 to All on Sun Aug 7 08:02:24 2022
    Scientist admits 'space telescope image' was actually a slice of chorizo - CNN

    https://www.cnn.com/2022/08/05/europe/scientist-space-image-chorizo-intl-scl i-scn/index.html

    To: "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star?"

    https://youtu.be/znp73GwbhEw

    Twitter, Twitter, fiddled star,
    How I wonder what you are!
    Up to mischief has some guy,
    Posted you upon the sly.
    Twitter, Twitter, fiddled star,
    How I wonder what you are!


    To: "When You Wish Upon a Star" [Leigh Harline, music; Ned
    Washington, lyrics; from Walt Disney's animated film _Pinocchio_, 1940]

    1940 HITS ARCHIVE: When You Wish Upon A Star - Glenn Miller (Ray
    Eberle,...
    https://youtu.be/oY-rCZV7olw

    When You Wish Upon a Star (From "Pinocchio") [Instrumental
    Philharmonic ...
    https://youtu.be/G6p7rP5Mcjk

    When you wish upon a star [Disney Song "Pinocchio" -Piano Cover] https://youtu.be/WfW-YxKeU-Y


    VERSE 1

    When you wish to see a star,
    Learning you've been had can jar,
    What you think you know about astronomy.

    When a hoax is well-conceived,
    It may crush what you believed.
    What you wish to be a star,
    Is salami.

    BRIDGE

    Twitter's cruel.
    It brings to those who trust,
    A furious disgust,
    With facile pranksters.

    VERSE 2

    When a Spanish sausage slice,
    Makes a photo look so nice,
    What you wish to be a star:
    Charcuterie.

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  • From Paul Rubin@21:1/5 to Jim Goulder on Sun Aug 7 15:23:02 2022
    ""Jim Goulder"" <jgoulder@panix.com> writes:
    Scientist admits 'space telescope image' was actually a slice of
    chorizo - CNN

    Cute. Before the first images from Webb were released, there was a
    running joke that it was going to be a Rick roll.

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