When I was in elementary school, some kids liked to sing a very annoying
song, "The Bible Tells Me So." It just popped into my head this morning,
and the filk of the title immediately followed. It took me less than 15
minutes to finish it.
Biden Tells Me So
Lyrics: Gary McGath
Music: Dale Evans, "The Bible Tells Me So"
Fork out cash prodigiously,
That's the best for the economy.
How do I know? 'Cause Biden tells me so.
And if Congress won't agree,
Declare an emergency.
How do I know? 'Cause Biden tells me so.
Don't worry about tomorrow,
Run deficits today.
Just borrow, borrow, borrow,
For the due date's far away.
Keep on spending, wild and free.
There's no inflation, you'll agree.
How do I know? 'Cause Biden tells me so.
--
Gary McGath
http://www.mcgath.com
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