Wells Fargo fires VP of operations in India after he 'URINATED on
72-year-old woman on business class flight from New York to Mumbai'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11607987/amp/Shankar-Mishra-Wells-Fargo-VP-operations-fired-urinating-72-year-old-woman.html
To: "Leaving on a Jet Plane" [John Denver, 1969]
John Denver - Leaving On A Jet Plane (Official Audio)
https://youtu.be/SneCkM0bJq0
Leaving On a Jet Plane (Piano Version)
https://youtu.be/_CT7s95VavY
VERSE 1
Well, I'm by the wing; we're underway,
We're taxiing at JFK,
And pretty soon we'll reach the stratosphere.
It's gonna be a long-haul flight,
And, as for me, I may get tight,
Hey, stewardess, can you bring me a beer?
CHORUS 1
I'm tipsy and clumsily,
Looking for the lavat'ry.
Damn it all, I haven't found it yet!
So I'm peeing in a jet plane,
Why must you scowl with disdain?
Yes, ma'am, I see you're wet.
VERSE 2
I've got a phone here on my lap.
I'm all alone with my nightcap.
We're flying east, so I won't get much sleep.
I try to read or watch a flick,
But all I need's a little kick.
My liquor bill this flight will not be cheap.
CHORUS 2
I'm tipsy and clumsily,
Looking for the lavat'ry.
Damn it all, I haven't found it yet!
So I'm peeing in a jet plane,
Why must you scowl and complain?
Yes, ma'am, I see you're wet.
VERSE 3
I've now returned as I had planned,
But I just learned that I've been canned.
These long-haul flights are really kinda rough.
If you can't drink, what can you do?
It's hard to think that I am through.
I guess I maybe drank more than enough.
CHORUS 3
I'm bleary and teary-eyed,
Heaven knows I've cried and cried.
This fiasco I will long regret.
Caught peeing in a jet plane,
I guess I won't do that again.
Oh hell, I'm so upset.
Caught peeing in a jet plane,
I guess I won't do that again.
Oh hell, I'm so upset.
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