• Two anonymous fragments

    From Arthur T.@21:1/5 to All on Mon Jan 23 23:27:20 2023
    I found these on the Internet, posted anonymously. I can't ask the
    writers for their permission. But they're too good not to share.
    (I've made minor edits.)

    You pick a phrase, you pick a rhyme,
    Repeat the sound another time,
    Five iambs, then an extra beat will do ya.
    Another rhyme, a rising note -
    Congratulations, you just wrote
    Another goddamn verse to Hallelujah.


    Away out west, they have a name
    For rain and wind and fire;
    The rain is "rain", the wind is "wind",
    And they call the fire, "fire".

    --
    Arthur T. - ar23hur "at" pobox "dot" com

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  • From Gary McGath@21:1/5 to Arthur T. on Tue Jan 24 07:15:42 2023
    On 1/23/23 11:27 PM, Arthur T. wrote:
    I found these on the Internet, posted anonymously. I can't ask the
    writers for their permission. But they're too good not to share.
    (I've made minor edits.)

    You pick a phrase, you pick a rhyme,
    Repeat the sound another time,
    Five iambs, then an extra beat will do ya.
    Another rhyme, a rising note -
    Congratulations, you just wrote
    Another goddamn verse to Hallelujah.


    Away out west, they have a name
    For rain and wind and fire;
    The rain is "rain", the wind is "wind",
    And they call the fire, "fire".


    The first one is new to me, but I've seen the second somewhere, quite a
    long time ago.
    --
    Gary McGath http://www.mcgath.com

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  • From david union@21:1/5 to Arthur T. on Tue Jan 24 09:55:43 2023
    On Monday, 23 January 2023 at 11:27:13 pm UTC-5, Arthur T. wrote:
    I found these on the Internet, posted anonymously. I can't ask the
    writers for their permission. But they're too good not to share.
    (I've made minor edits.)

    You pick a phrase, you pick a rhyme,
    Repeat the sound another time,
    Five iambs, then an extra beat will do ya.
    Another rhyme, a rising note -
    Congratulations, you just wrote
    Another goddamn verse to Hallelujah.


    Away out west, they have a name
    For rain and wind and fire;
    The rain is "rain", the wind is "wind",
    And they call the fire, "fire".

    --
    Arthur T. - ar23hur "at" pobox "dot" com
    the second one I also recall from as far back as before teen age years and I think there was maybe more to it.

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  • From david union@21:1/5 to david union on Tue Jan 24 09:57:29 2023
    On Tuesday, 24 January 2023 at 12:55:44 pm UTC-5, david union wrote:
    On Monday, 23 January 2023 at 11:27:13 pm UTC-5, Arthur T. wrote:
    I found these on the Internet, posted anonymously. I can't ask the
    writers for their permission. But they're too good not to share.
    (I've made minor edits.)

    You pick a phrase, you pick a rhyme,
    Repeat the sound another time,
    Five iambs, then an extra beat will do ya.
    Another rhyme, a rising note -
    Congratulations, you just wrote
    Another goddamn verse to Hallelujah.


    Away out west, they have a name
    For rain and wind and fire;
    The rain is "rain", the wind is "wind",
    And they call the fire, "fire".

    --
    Arthur T. - ar23hur "at" pobox "dot" com
    the second one I also recall from as far back as before teen age years and I think there was maybe more to it.

    it is a parody of They Call the Wind Maria from 1965 so the parody probably dates to around then.

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  • From Paul Rubin@21:1/5 to david union on Tue Jan 24 15:45:22 2023
    david union <david.union@gmail.com> writes:
    it is a parody of They Call the Wind Maria from 1965

    That song is from the musical Paint Your Wagon, from 1951. The movie
    was released in 1969.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_Call_the_Wind_Maria

    I remember a few other lyrics:

    Away out west they have some names, for certain lurking hoodoos,
    Like Yog-Sototh and Azathoth, but they call the boss Cthulhu.

    and

    Away out west they have some names for wind and rain and killers
    The wind is Tess, the rain is Joe, but they call the beast Godzilla.

    I probably mis-remember both of those.

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  • From Gary McGath@21:1/5 to Paul Rubin on Tue Jan 24 19:25:52 2023
    On 1/24/23 6:45 PM, Paul Rubin wrote:

    Away out west they have some names for wind and rain and killers
    The wind is Tess, the rain is Joe, but they call the beast Godzilla.

    There's a full song with something like those lyrics. I thought it was
    in Xeno but can't find it in the index.

    --
    Gary McGath http://www.mcgath.com

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  • From Tim Merrigan@21:1/5 to All on Tue Jan 24 18:23:37 2023
    On Tue, 24 Jan 2023 07:15:42 -0500, Gary McGath <garym@mcgath.com>
    wrote:

    On 1/23/23 11:27 PM, Arthur T. wrote:
    I found these on the Internet, posted anonymously. I can't ask the
    writers for their permission. But they're too good not to share.
    (I've made minor edits.)

    You pick a phrase, you pick a rhyme,
    Repeat the sound another time,
    Five iambs, then an extra beat will do ya.
    Another rhyme, a rising note -
    Congratulations, you just wrote
    Another goddamn verse to Hallelujah.


    Away out west, they have a name
    For rain and wind and fire;
    The rain is "rain", the wind is "wind",
    And they call the fire, "fire".


    The first one is new to me, but I've seen the second somewhere, quite a
    long time ago.

    To be fair the second is so obvious that it's probably been
    independently invented several times.
    --

    Qualified immunity = virtual impunity.

    Tim Merrigan

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  • From Lee Gold XP@21:1/5 to Gary McGath on Tue Jan 24 21:11:06 2023
    On 1/24/2023 4:25 PM, Gary McGath wrote:
    On 1/24/23 6:45 PM, Paul Rubin wrote:

        Away out west they have some names for wind and rain and killers
        The wind is Tess, the rain is Joe, but they call the beast Godzilla.

    There's a full song with something like those lyrics. I thought it was
    in Xeno but can't find it in the index.

    I've searched ALL the Xenos, but couldn't find anything like it.

    --Lee

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  • From Paul Rubin@21:1/5 to Gary McGath on Wed Jan 25 01:23:43 2023
    Gary McGath <garym@mcgath.com> writes:
    The wind is Tess, the rain is Joe, but they call the beast Godzilla.
    There's a full song with something like those lyrics. I thought it was
    in Xeno but can't find it in the index.

    I think it was in Filthy Pierre's Microfilk but my copy is long gone. I
    do half-remember another couple lines:

    Godzilla kicks Japan around, sends Tokyo a-flyin',
    Godzilla makes the ruins sound like hordes of people dyin'.

    Or something like that.

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  • From Arthur T.@21:1/5 to Paul Rubin on Wed Jan 25 13:38:44 2023
    In Message-ID:<87pmb3q868.fsf@nightsong.com>,
    Paul Rubin <no.email@nospam.invalid> wrote:

    Gary McGath <garym@mcgath.com> writes:
    The wind is Tess, the rain is Joe, but they call the beast Godzilla.
    There's a full song with something like those lyrics. I thought it was
    in Xeno but can't find it in the index.

    I think it was in Filthy Pierre's Microfilk but my copy is long gone. I
    do half-remember another couple lines:

    Godzilla kicks Japan around, sends Tokyo a-flyin',
    Godzilla makes the ruins sound like hordes of people dyin'.

    Or something like that.

    I have a barely legible PDF of his microfilk. It is in there. It's
    "Godzilla" by Fred Kuhn.

    The Cthulhu tune is also there, by John Taylor.

    There are other titles to the same tune. As near as I can make out
    they are: Atilla, Pariahs, & T'kere.

    And people are right: what I posted is obvious. But I first ran
    across it very recently and laughed quite a bit. (A joke doesn't
    become old until you've heard it.)

    --
    Arthur T. - ar23hur "at" pobox "dot" com

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