On Tuesday, March 17, 1992 at 10:15:02 AM UTC-8, moor...iscsvax wrote:
From my friends at the Scripps Howard News Service:
"Hunka-Hunka: How much would Elvis weigh on other planets?
"For those who've contemplated that question -- and frankly, who hasn't? -- I've recently stumbled on the 'Elvis On Other Planets Weight Chart.'
"He weighed 255 pounds during the last weeks of his life in 1977. That weight would have changed greatly if Presley had been elsewhere in the solar system.
(And according to the Weekly World News he has been spotted on Mars.)
"Here's the cosmic poundage:
The Sun 7,140 pounds
Mercury 97 pounds
Venus 232 pounds
The Moon 43 pounds
Mars 97 pounds
Jupiter 648 pounds
Saturn 275 pounds
Uranus 232 pounds
Neptune 303 pounds
Pluto 13 pounds"
Scotto the Malicious
"Because any fool can rip off the local newspaper."
I first saw this on a Reverend Horton Heat T-Shirt when the were opening for "X" back in the very early 80"s
--- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
* Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)