• (2025 UK Pun Championships) ---- Only G-Rated (and PG-rated) puns =?UTF

    From HenHanna@21:1/5 to All on Tue Feb 11 21:10:01 2025
    XPost: sci.lang, alt.usage.english

    I like the very last one... and this list (at the end)
    suggests that the
    point of this contest may be to find the BEST puns among the least
    sexual , suggestive , or risqué ones .......



    ...... (BBC R4) ......... UK Pun championship being held in
    Leicester.


    Example entry: --- "Why was Henry's wife covered in tooth marks?
    Because Henry's Tudor."

    ________________

    2025 Winner Will B. Found -- Event Date: February 10, 2025

    Will B Found's favourite puns

    "My cousin lost his job at the clock factory; it's such a shame, as he
    was putting in all the hours."

    "Old McDonald has turned his farm into a massive corporation; he's
    the E-I-CEO."

    "I thought my dad was a smart guy, but I asked if he knew what an
    eclipse is, and he said, 'No, son'."

    "Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find out—you have my Word."

    ______________________________
    2024 Winner Kev Mud ------ Event Date: February 2024

    Notable Puns:

    "I can't go to the toilet without taking candles. I'm a party pooper."

    "I was at a kid's party and they said, 'there's an ice cream man
    outside,' but by the time I got out there he had melted."

    "What do Pompeii and Kim Kardashian have in common? Nobody would have
    heard of them if it wasn't for their massive ash!"

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  • From Jeff Barnett@21:1/5 to All on Tue Feb 11 15:35:00 2025
    XPost: sci.lang, alt.usage.english

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  • From Peter Moylan@21:1/5 to Jeff Barnett on Wed Feb 12 09:58:21 2025
    XPost: sci.lang, alt.usage.english

    On 12/02/25 09:35, Jeff Barnett wrote:

    "Old McDonald has turned his farm into a massive corporation; he's
    the E-I-CEO."

    Old MacDonald had an interface: EIA I/O.

    --
    Peter Moylan peter@pmoylan.org http://www.pmoylan.org
    Newcastle, NSW

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  • From Jeff Barnett@21:1/5 to All on Wed Feb 12 00:07:07 2025
    XPost: sci.lang, alt.usage.english

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  • From Hibou@21:1/5 to All on Wed Feb 12 08:05:16 2025
    XPost: sci.lang, alt.usage.english

    Le 12/02/2025 à 07:59, Richard Heathfield a écrit :
    On 12/02/2025 07:07, Jeff Barnett wrote:

    <snip>

    Jeff, I understand that you are (rightly) upset about attributions, but
    what you *actually* wrote appears in my newsreader as:

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    and what the bloody hell is that supposed to be when it's at home?

    It's either UTF or WTF.

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  • From Richard Heathfield@21:1/5 to All on Wed Feb 12 07:59:36 2025
    XPost: sci.lang, alt.usage.english

    On 12/02/2025 07:07, Jeff Barnett wrote:

    <snip>

    Jeff, I understand that you are (rightly) upset about
    attributions, but what you *actually* wrote appears in my
    newsreader as:

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    and what the bloody hell is that supposed to be when it's at home?

    --
    Richard Heathfield
    Email: rjh at cpax dot org dot uk
    "Usenet is a strange place" - dmr 29 July 1999
    Sig line 4 vacant - apply within

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  • From occam@21:1/5 to Jeff Barnett on Wed Feb 12 09:22:07 2025
    XPost: sci.lang, alt.usage.english

    On 12/02/2025 08:07, Jeff Barnett wrote:

    <snip>


    Peter, if you are going to edit the messages (plural) that you are
    replying to, make sure the attributions don't get screwed up. In the
    above example you make it look like I posted a "Old McDonald" pun; I did
    not; I posted a Pole vs a pole pun. In this case, there is no harm. This thread is just for fun.

    Just before you get down from your high horse, did it occur to you that
    the original post (by the clucking Hen) - to which you replied - was a recycling of the thread I started in AUE titled 'Puns'? I do not see any attribution to me in the new thread.

    Take it easy mate. It is just a discussion group. No post is that
    important - particularly not your racist pun about Poles.


    But there is a big "however". When one botches a serious conversation in
    this manner, tempers may fly, accusations may follow, and everything bad about USENET gets stirred up.

    <bulls>

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  • From Peter Moylan@21:1/5 to Jeff Barnett on Wed Feb 12 20:53:00 2025
    XPost: sci.lang, alt.usage.english

    On 12/02/25 18:07, Jeff Barnett wrote:
    On 2/11/2025 3:58 PM, Peter Moylan wrote:
    On 12/02/25 09:35, Jeff Barnett wrote:

    "Old McDonald has turned his farm into a massive corporation; he's
    the E-I-CEO."

    Old MacDonald had an interface: EIA I/O.

    Peter, if you are going to edit the messages (plural) that you are
    replying to, make sure the attributions don't get screwed up. In the
    above example you make it look like I posted a "Old McDonald" pun; I did
    not; I posted a Pole vs a pole pun. In this case, there is no harm. This thread is just for fun.

    Sorry. I see now what went wrong. Quoting Hen Hanna carries risks.

    --
    Peter Moylan peter@pmoylan.org http://www.pmoylan.org
    Newcastle, NSW

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  • From Peter Moylan@21:1/5 to Richard Heathfield on Wed Feb 12 20:56:02 2025
    XPost: sci.lang, alt.usage.english

    On 12/02/25 18:59, Richard Heathfield wrote:
    On 12/02/2025 07:07, Jeff Barnett wrote:

    <snip>

    Jeff, I understand that you are (rightly) upset about attributions, but
    what you *actually* wrote appears in my newsreader as:

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    and what the bloody hell is that supposed to be when it's at home?

    It's base64 encoding. For some reason your newsreader failed to decode it.

    --
    Peter Moylan peter@pmoylan.org http://www.pmoylan.org
    Newcastle, NSW

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  • From Kerr-Mudd, John@21:1/5 to Peter Moylan on Wed Feb 12 10:56:34 2025
    XPost: sci.lang, alt.usage.english

    On Wed, 12 Feb 2025 20:53:00 +1100
    Peter Moylan <peter@pmoylan.org> wrote:

    On 12/02/25 18:07, Jeff Barnett wrote:
    On 2/11/2025 3:58 PM, Peter Moylan wrote:
    On 12/02/25 09:35, Jeff Barnett wrote:

    "Old McDonald has turned his farm into a massive corporation; he's
    the E-I-CEO."

    Old MacDonald had an interface: EIA I/O.

    Peter, if you are going to edit the messages (plural) that you are
    replying to, make sure the attributions don't get screwed up. In the
    above example you make it look like I posted a "Old McDonald" pun; I did not; I posted a Pole vs a pole pun. In this case, there is no harm. This thread is just for fun.

    Sorry. I see now what went wrong. Quoting Hen Hanna carries risks.

    And beware the xposts.

    FU to aue only

    --
    Bah, and indeed Humbug.

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  • From Richard Heathfield@21:1/5 to Peter Moylan on Wed Feb 12 10:20:03 2025
    XPost: sci.lang, alt.usage.english

    On 12/02/2025 09:56, Peter Moylan wrote:
    On 12/02/25 18:59, Richard Heathfield wrote:
    On 12/02/2025 07:07, Jeff Barnett wrote:

    <snip>

    Jeff, I understand that you are (rightly) upset about
    attributions, but
    what you *actually* wrote appears in my newsreader as:

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    and what the bloody hell is that supposed to be when it's at home?

    It's base64 encoding. For some reason your newsreader failed to
    decode it.

    I see no reason why it should be obliged to. If English is good
    enough for the rest of us, why will it not do for Mr Barnett?

    --
    Richard Heathfield
    Email: rjh at cpax dot org dot uk
    "Usenet is a strange place" - dmr 29 July 1999
    Sig line 4 vacant - apply within

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  • From Silvano@21:1/5 to All on Wed Feb 12 12:18:39 2025
    XPost: sci.lang, alt.usage.english

    Richard Heathfield hat am 12.02.2025 um 11:20 geschrieben:
    On 12/02/2025 09:56, Peter Moylan wrote:
    On 12/02/25 18:59, Richard Heathfield wrote:
    On 12/02/2025 07:07, Jeff Barnett wrote:

    <snip>

    Jeff, I understand that you are (rightly) upset about attributions, but
    what you *actually* wrote appears in my newsreader as:

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    IHdvdWxkIGhhdmUNCj4gaGVhcmQgb2YgdGhlbSBpZiBpdCB3YXNuJ3QgZm9yIHRoZWlyIG1h >>> c3NpdmUgYXNoISINCg0KT25lIG9mIG15IGZhdm9yaXRlczogV2hvIHdhcyBBbGV4YW5kZXIg >>> R3JhaGFtIEJlbGxza2k/IEhlIHdhcyB0aGUgZmlyc3QgDQp0ZWxlcGhvbmUgcG9sZSENCi0t >>> IA0KSmVmZiBCYXJuZXR0DQoNCg==

    and what the bloody hell is that supposed to be when it's at home?

    It's base64 encoding. For some reason your newsreader failed to decode
    it.

    I see no reason why it should be obliged to. If English is good enough
    for the rest of us, why will it not do for Mr Barnett?

    At least Peter and me* - probably most readers of these NGs - got that
    in plain English. I'm afraid the problem is on your side, as Peter
    suggested.

    Or "Peter and I"? I believe there was a discussion in AUE a short time
    ago, but I can't remember the details.

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  • From Richard Heathfield@21:1/5 to Silvano on Wed Feb 12 11:32:58 2025
    XPost: sci.lang, alt.usage.english

    On 12/02/2025 11:18, Silvano wrote:
    Richard Heathfield hat am 12.02.2025 um 11:20 geschrieben:
    On 12/02/2025 09:56, Peter Moylan wrote:
    On 12/02/25 18:59, Richard Heathfield wrote:
    On 12/02/2025 07:07, Jeff Barnett wrote:

    <snip>

    Jeff, I understand that you are (rightly) upset about attributions, but >>>> what you *actually* wrote appears in my newsreader as:

    T24gMi8xMS8yMDI1IDI6MTAgUE0sIEhlbkhhbm5hIHdyb3RlOg0KPiBJIGxpa2UgdGhlIHZl >>>> cnkgbGFzdCBvbmUuLi4gYW5kwqAgdGhpcyBsaXN0IChhdCB0aGUgZW5kKSBzdWdnZXN0cyB0 >>>> aGF0IHRoZQ0KPiBwb2ludCBvZiB0aGlzIGNvbnRlc3TCoCBtYXkgYmXCoCB0byBmaW5kIHRo >>>> ZSBCRVNUIHB1bnPCoCBhbW9uZyB0aGXCoCBsZWFzdCANCj4gc2V4dWFsICwgc3VnZ2VzdGl2 >>>> ZSAsIG9yI[...] etc etc [...]bj8gTm9ib2R5
    IHdvdWxkIGhhdmUNCj4gaGVhcmQgb2YgdGhlbSBpZiBpdCB3YXNuJ3QgZm9yIHRoZWlyIG1h >>>> c3NpdmUgYXNoISINCg0KT25lIG9mIG15IGZhdm9yaXRlczogV2hvIHdhcyBBbGV4YW5kZXIg >>>> R3JhaGFtIEJlbGxza2k/IEhlIHdhcyB0aGUgZmlyc3QgDQp0ZWxlcGhvbmUgcG9sZSENCi0t >>>> IA0KSmVmZiBCYXJuZXR0DQoNCg==

    and what the bloody hell is that supposed to be when it's at home?

    It's base64 encoding. For some reason your newsreader failed to decode
    it.

    I see no reason why it should be obliged to. If English is good enough
    for the rest of us, why will it not do for Mr Barnett?

    At least Peter and me* - probably most readers of these NGs - got that
    in plain English. I'm afraid the problem is on your side, as Peter
    suggested.

    The "problem" manifests itself when one inspects the article's
    source with the intent of verifying who said what, who quoted
    what, and so on.

    Try it yourself by all means, or does your news reader's "show
    source" function show something different?

    Or "Peter and I"? I believe there was a discussion in AUE a short time
    ago, but I can't remember the details.

    It's "Peter and I" in this case. To check, try removing "Peter
    and", and then decide between "I got that in plain English" and
    "me got that in plain English".

    But your newsreader got it in gibberish, and when you try to
    check who said what and who said who said what by looking behind
    the curtain, your newsreader will show you gibberish too.

    --
    Richard Heathfield
    Email: rjh at cpax dot org dot uk
    "Usenet is a strange place" - dmr 29 July 1999
    Sig line 4 vacant - apply within

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  • From Silvano@21:1/5 to All on Wed Feb 12 14:08:28 2025
    XPost: sci.lang, alt.usage.english

    Richard Heathfield hat am 12.02.2025 um 12:32 geschrieben:
    On 12/02/2025 11:18, Silvano wrote:
    Richard Heathfield hat am 12.02.2025 um 11:20 geschrieben:
    On 12/02/2025 09:56, Peter Moylan wrote:
    On 12/02/25 18:59, Richard Heathfield wrote:
    On 12/02/2025 07:07, Jeff Barnett wrote:

    <snip>

    Jeff, I understand that you are (rightly) upset about attributions,
    but
    what you *actually* wrote appears in my newsreader as:

    T24gMi8xMS8yMDI1IDI6MTAgUE0sIEhlbkhhbm5hIHdyb3RlOg0KPiBJIGxpa2UgdGhlIHZl >>>>>
    cnkgbGFzdCBvbmUuLi4gYW5kwqAgdGhpcyBsaXN0IChhdCB0aGUgZW5kKSBzdWdnZXN0cyB0 >>>>>
    aGF0IHRoZQ0KPiBwb2ludCBvZiB0aGlzIGNvbnRlc3TCoCBtYXkgYmXCoCB0byBmaW5kIHRo >>>>>
    ZSBCRVNUIHB1bnPCoCBhbW9uZyB0aGXCoCBsZWFzdCANCj4gc2V4dWFsICwgc3VnZ2VzdGl2 >>>>>
    ZSAsIG9yI[...] etc etc [...]bj8gTm9ib2R5
    IHdvdWxkIGhhdmUNCj4gaGVhcmQgb2YgdGhlbSBpZiBpdCB3YXNuJ3QgZm9yIHRoZWlyIG1h >>>>>
    c3NpdmUgYXNoISINCg0KT25lIG9mIG15IGZhdm9yaXRlczogV2hvIHdhcyBBbGV4YW5kZXIg >>>>>
    R3JhaGFtIEJlbGxza2k/IEhlIHdhcyB0aGUgZmlyc3QgDQp0ZWxlcGhvbmUgcG9sZSENCi0t >>>>>
    IA0KSmVmZiBCYXJuZXR0DQoNCg==

    and what the bloody hell is that supposed to be when it's at home?

    It's base64 encoding. For some reason your newsreader failed to decode >>>> it.

    I see no reason why it should be obliged to. If English is good enough
    for the rest of us, why will it not do for Mr Barnett?

    At least Peter and me* - probably most readers of these NGs - got that
    in plain English. I'm afraid the problem is on your side, as Peter
    suggested.

    The "problem" manifests itself when one inspects the article's source
    with the intent of verifying who said what, who quoted what, and so on.

    Try it yourself by all means, or does your news reader's "show source" function show something different?

    Yes. When I click Nachrichten-Quelltext (literally: Message source,
    probably what your programme calls "Show source"), my old Thunderbird
    shows at the end the text in English.

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  • From Richard Heathfield@21:1/5 to Silvano on Wed Feb 12 13:39:16 2025
    XPost: sci.lang, alt.usage.english

    On 12/02/2025 13:08, Silvano wrote:
    Richard Heathfield hat am 12.02.2025 um 12:32 geschrieben:
    On 12/02/2025 11:18, Silvano wrote:
    Richard Heathfield hat am 12.02.2025 um 11:20 geschrieben:
    On 12/02/2025 09:56, Peter Moylan wrote:
    On 12/02/25 18:59, Richard Heathfield wrote:
    On 12/02/2025 07:07, Jeff Barnett wrote:

    <snip>

    Jeff, I understand that you are (rightly) upset about attributions, >>>>>> but
    what you *actually* wrote appears in my newsreader as:

    T24gMi8xMS8yMDI1IDI6MTAgUE0sIEhlbkhhbm5hIHdyb3RlOg0KPiBJIGxpa2UgdGhlIHZl >>>>>>
    cnkgbGFzdCBvbmUuLi4gYW5kwqAgdGhpcyBsaXN0IChhdCB0aGUgZW5kKSBzdWdnZXN0cyB0 >>>>>>
    aGF0IHRoZQ0KPiBwb2ludCBvZiB0aGlzIGNvbnRlc3TCoCBtYXkgYmXCoCB0byBmaW5kIHRo >>>>>>
    ZSBCRVNUIHB1bnPCoCBhbW9uZyB0aGXCoCBsZWFzdCANCj4gc2V4dWFsICwgc3VnZ2VzdGl2 >>>>>>
    ZSAsIG9yI[...] etc etc [...]bj8gTm9ib2R5
    IHdvdWxkIGhhdmUNCj4gaGVhcmQgb2YgdGhlbSBpZiBpdCB3YXNuJ3QgZm9yIHRoZWlyIG1h >>>>>>
    c3NpdmUgYXNoISINCg0KT25lIG9mIG15IGZhdm9yaXRlczogV2hvIHdhcyBBbGV4YW5kZXIg >>>>>>
    R3JhaGFtIEJlbGxza2k/IEhlIHdhcyB0aGUgZmlyc3QgDQp0ZWxlcGhvbmUgcG9sZSENCi0t >>>>>>
    IA0KSmVmZiBCYXJuZXR0DQoNCg==

    and what the bloody hell is that supposed to be when it's at home?

    It's base64 encoding. For some reason your newsreader failed to decode >>>>> it.

    I see no reason why it should be obliged to. If English is good enough >>>> for the rest of us, why will it not do for Mr Barnett?

    At least Peter and me* - probably most readers of these NGs - got that
    in plain English. I'm afraid the problem is on your side, as Peter
    suggested.

    The "problem" manifests itself when one inspects the article's source
    with the intent of verifying who said what, who quoted what, and so on.

    Try it yourself by all means, or does your news reader's "show source"
    function show something different?

    Yes. When I click Nachrichten-Quelltext (literally: Message source,
    probably what your programme calls "Show source"), my old Thunderbird
    shows at the end the text in English.

    Curiouser and curiouser. I would consider that (showing
    not-source when asked to show source) to be a bug, but perhaps
    your mileage varies.

    --
    Richard Heathfield
    Email: rjh at cpax dot org dot uk
    "Usenet is a strange place" - dmr 29 July 1999
    Sig line 4 vacant - apply within

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  • From Jeff Barnett@21:1/5 to Richard Heathfield on Wed Feb 12 15:05:06 2025
    XPost: sci.lang, alt.usage.english

    On 2/12/2025 12:59 AM, Richard Heathfield wrote:
    On 12/02/2025 07:07, Jeff Barnett wrote:

    <snip>

    Jeff, I understand that you are (rightly) upset about attributions, but
    what you *actually* wrote appears in my newsreader as:

    T24gMi8xMS8yMDI1IDI6MTAgUE0sIEhlbkhhbm5hIHdyb3RlOg0KPiBJIGxpa2UgdGhlIHZl cnkgbGFzdCBvbmUuLi4gYW5kwqAgdGhpcyBsaXN0IChhdCB0aGUgZW5kKSBzdWdnZXN0cyB0 aGF0IHRoZQ0KPiBwb2ludCBvZiB0aGlzIGNvbnRlc3TCoCBtYXkgYmXCoCB0byBmaW5kIHRo ZSBCRVNUIHB1bnPCoCBhbW9uZyB0aGXCoCBsZWFzdCANCj4gc2V4dWFsICwgc3VnZ2VzdGl2 ZSAsIG9yI[...] etc etc [...]bj8gTm9ib2R5 IHdvdWxkIGhhdmUNCj4gaGVhcmQgb2YgdGhlbSBpZiBpdCB3YXNuJ3QgZm9yIHRoZWlyIG1h c3NpdmUgYXNoISINCg0KT25lIG9mIG15IGZhdm9yaXRlczogV2hvIHdhcyBBbGV4YW5kZXIg R3JhaGFtIEJlbGxza2k/IEhlIHdhcyB0aGUgZmlyc3QgDQp0ZWxlcGhvbmUgcG9sZSENCi0t IA0KSmVmZiBCYXJuZXR0DQoNCg==

    and what the bloody hell is that supposed to be when it's at home?

    My news client is Mozilla Thunderbird and has been for years.I've had
    newsgroup dialogues with others all over the world during this time and
    not seen or heard of the problem you are having. I hope your lot with
    this form of communications improves.
    --
    Jeff Barnett

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  • From Richard Heathfield@21:1/5 to Jeff Barnett on Wed Feb 12 22:37:06 2025
    XPost: sci.lang, alt.usage.english

    On 12/02/2025 22:05, Jeff Barnett wrote:
    On 2/12/2025 12:59 AM, Richard Heathfield wrote:
    On 12/02/2025 07:07, Jeff Barnett wrote:

    <snip>

    Jeff, I understand that you are (rightly) upset about
    attributions, but what you *actually* wrote appears in my
    newsreader as:

    T24gMi8xMS8yMDI1IDI6MTAgUE0sIEhlbkhhbm5hIHdyb3RlOg0KPiBJIGxpa2UgdGhlIHZl
    cnkgbGFzdCBvbmUuLi4gYW5kwqAgdGhpcyBsaXN0IChhdCB0aGUgZW5kKSBzdWdnZXN0cyB0
    aGF0IHRoZQ0KPiBwb2ludCBvZiB0aGlzIGNvbnRlc3TCoCBtYXkgYmXCoCB0byBmaW5kIHRo
    ZSBCRVNUIHB1bnPCoCBhbW9uZyB0aGXCoCBsZWFzdCANCj4gc2V4dWFsICwgc3VnZ2VzdGl2
    ZSAsIG9yI[...] etc etc [...]bj8gTm9ib2R5
    IHdvdWxkIGhhdmUNCj4gaGVhcmQgb2YgdGhlbSBpZiBpdCB3YXNuJ3QgZm9yIHRoZWlyIG1h
    c3NpdmUgYXNoISINCg0KT25lIG9mIG15IGZhdm9yaXRlczogV2hvIHdhcyBBbGV4YW5kZXIg
    R3JhaGFtIEJlbGxza2k/IEhlIHdhcyB0aGUgZmlyc3QgDQp0ZWxlcGhvbmUgcG9sZSENCi0t
    IA0KSmVmZiBCYXJuZXR0DQoNCg==

    and what the bloody hell is that supposed to be when it's at home?

    My news client is Mozilla Thunderbird and has been for years.I've
    had newsgroup dialogues with others all over the world during
    this time and not seen or heard of the problem you are having.

    You know what? You're right. Forget I ever mentioned it. Your
    newsreader is *not* spewing base64 all over Usenet without your
    knowledge, and clearly I was just inventing the whole thing.

    Yeah, that works.

    --
    Richard Heathfield
    Email: rjh at cpax dot org dot uk
    "Usenet is a strange place" - dmr 29 July 1999
    Sig line 4 vacant - apply within

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  • From Richard Heathfield@21:1/5 to Peter Moylan on Thu Feb 13 03:46:09 2025
    XPost: sci.lang, alt.usage.english

    On 13/02/2025 03:18, Peter Moylan wrote:
    On 13/02/25 09:37, Richard Heathfield wrote:
    On 12/02/2025 22:05, Jeff Barnett wrote:

    <snip>

    My news client is Mozilla Thunderbird and has been for
    years.I've had newsgroup dialogues with others all over
    the world during this time and not seen or heard of the
    problem you are having.

    You know what? You're right. Forget I ever mentioned it.
    Your newsreader is *not* spewing base64 all over Usenet
    without your knowledge, and clearly I was just inventing the
    whole thing.

    Yeah, that works.

    Using Base64 for e-mail or Usenet is effectively obsolete
    (although it has other uses, e.g. providing a standard format
    for storing encryption keys). It was introduced long ago as a
    means of sending binary attachments on channels that could
    only handle 7-bit ASCII. By now the entire internet seems to
    be 8-bit clean, allowing us to use things like SSL/TLS and
    UTF-8 without special encoding.

    However, googling shows that a bug was introduced in
    Thunderbird version 45, which turned plain text into Base64. I
    don't know whether a later version fixed this, because I
    prefer a much earlier version of Thunderbird.

    Good spot. It's certainly fixed in version 115.18.0, which is the
    version I got the last time I rethingied.

    There is a know
    fix, which can also be found by googling, but it takes you
    through the "this could void your warranty" section, so not
    everyone will be willing to apply the fix.

    Another good spot, but Occam's Razor suggests a simpler
    explanation, which is that there is no bug, I invented the whole
    thing, and either you or the bug tracker is lying to make me feel
    better. Bug trackers do that a lot, I suppose.

    --
    Richard Heathfield
    Email: rjh at cpax dot org dot uk
    "Usenet is a strange place" - dmr 29 July 1999
    Sig line 4 vacant - apply within

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  • From Peter Moylan@21:1/5 to Richard Heathfield on Thu Feb 13 14:18:22 2025
    XPost: sci.lang, alt.usage.english

    On 13/02/25 09:37, Richard Heathfield wrote:
    On 12/02/2025 22:05, Jeff Barnett wrote:
    On 2/12/2025 12:59 AM, Richard Heathfield wrote:
    On 12/02/2025 07:07, Jeff Barnett wrote:

    <snip>

    Jeff, I understand that you are (rightly) upset about
    attributions, but what you *actually* wrote appears in my
    newsreader as:

    T24gMi8xMS8yMDI1IDI6MTAgUE0sIEhlbkhhbm5hIHdyb3RlOg0KPiBJIGxpa2UgdGhlIHZl >>>

    cnkgbGFzdCBvbmUuLi4gYW5kwqAgdGhpcyBsaXN0IChhdCB0aGUgZW5kKSBzdWdnZXN0cyB0
    aGF0IHRoZQ0KPiBwb2ludCBvZiB0aGlzIGNvbnRlc3TCoCBtYXkgYmXCoCB0byBmaW5kIHRo >>>

    ZSBCRVNUIHB1bnPCoCBhbW9uZyB0aGXCoCBsZWFzdCANCj4gc2V4dWFsICwgc3VnZ2VzdGl2
    ZSAsIG9yI[...] etc etc [...]bj8gTm9ib2R5
    IHdvdWxkIGhhdmUNCj4gaGVhcmQgb2YgdGhlbSBpZiBpdCB3YXNuJ3QgZm9yIHRoZWlyIG1h >>>

    c3NpdmUgYXNoISINCg0KT25lIG9mIG15IGZhdm9yaXRlczogV2hvIHdhcyBBbGV4YW5kZXIg
    R3JhaGFtIEJlbGxza2k/IEhlIHdhcyB0aGUgZmlyc3QgDQp0ZWxlcGhvbmUgcG9sZSENCi0t >>>

    IA0KSmVmZiBCYXJuZXR0DQoNCg==

    and what the bloody hell is that supposed to be when it's at
    home?

    My news client is Mozilla Thunderbird and has been for years.I've
    had newsgroup dialogues with others all over the world during this
    time and not seen or heard of the problem you are having.

    You know what? You're right. Forget I ever mentioned it. Your
    newsreader is *not* spewing base64 all over Usenet without your
    knowledge, and clearly I was just inventing the whole thing.

    Yeah, that works.

    Using Base64 for e-mail or Usenet is effectively obsolete (although it
    has other uses, e.g. providing a standard format for storing encryption
    keys). It was introduced long ago as a means of sending binary
    attachments on channels that could only handle 7-bit ASCII. By now the
    entire internet seems to be 8-bit clean, allowing us to use things like
    SSL/TLS and UTF-8 without special encoding.

    However, googling shows that a bug was introduced in Thunderbird version
    45, which turned plain text into Base64. I don't know whether a later
    version fixed this, because I prefer a much earlier version of
    Thunderbird. There is a know fix, which can also be found by googling,
    but it takes you through the "this could void your warranty" section, so
    not everyone will be willing to apply the fix.

    --
    Peter Moylan peter@pmoylan.org http://www.pmoylan.org
    Newcastle, NSW

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  • From Jeff Barnett@21:1/5 to occam on Thu Feb 13 18:59:14 2025
    XPost: sci.lang, alt.usage.english

    On 2/12/2025 1:22 AM, occam wrote:
    On 12/02/2025 08:07, Jeff Barnett wrote:

    <snip>


    Peter, if you are going to edit the messages (plural) that you are
    replying to, make sure the attributions don't get screwed up. In the
    above example you make it look like I posted a "Old McDonald" pun; I did
    not; I posted a Pole vs a pole pun. In this case, there is no harm. This
    thread is just for fun.

    Just before you get down from your high horse, did it occur to you that
    the original post (by the clucking Hen) - to which you replied - was a recycling of the thread I started in AUE titled 'Puns'? I do not see any attribution to me in the new thread.

    Take it easy mate. It is just a discussion group. No post is that
    important - particularly not your racist pun about Poles.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^>>
    But there is a big "however". When one botches a serious conversation in
    this manner, tempers may fly, accusations may follow, and everything bad
    about USENET gets stirred up.

    We must have quite different ideas about the term "racist". I think it's
    rather pejorative. I really do not like or approve of such humor. My
    example pun, pruned by the time I saw your reply, was

    Who was Alexander Graham Bellski? He was the first telephone pole!

    In fact, if I tried to understand it using Freud's "Humor and It's
    Relation to the Unconscious" as guidance, I'd say the humor is the fact
    that the question prepares the listener for some sort of racist or other derogatory remark but the punch line completely misses those expectations.

    Someone reading your message WITH THE REFERENCED MATERIAL CLIPPED might
    come to an erroneous conclusion. If you are going to take a swing at me,
    either fair or unfair, at least include the part you are criticizing.

    Also, given the misinterpretation of what I originally said I want to
    ask you a question: Is English your "first" language? My first
    impression when I read your post was the answer was no so I didn't
    bother to reply because it could be an honest mistake. But your message
    was well enough constructed that I change my mind. But in that case, you
    were painting me as a racist without providing context. See my remarks
    to Peter, included above.

    And as for the paragraph that you have me on a high horse I have questions:

    1) How should I know that you started this thread long ago? The first I
    knew about it was the Hen's post, to which I replied, that had no
    citation and, in fact, appeared as a new first-in-thread message?

    2) Did you know that I've never subscribed to or read messages in AUE or rec.puzzles?

    3) Now you are bitching about the Hen's lack of attribution. Right??
    That's similar to my complaining about chopping up the thread and
    massages appearing out of context. So are you borrowing my high horse?
    Or do you have your own?
    ==
    Jeff Barnett

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  • From Richard Heathfield@21:1/5 to Jeff Barnett on Fri Feb 14 02:30:10 2025
    XPost: sci.lang, alt.usage.english

    On 14/02/2025 01:59, Jeff Barnett wrote:
    My example pun, pruned by the time I saw your reply, was

    Who was Alexander Graham Bellski? He was the first telephone pole!

    In fact, if I tried to understand it using Freud's "Humor and
    It's Relation to the Unconscious" as guidance, I'd say the humor
    is the fact that the question prepares the listener for some sort
    of racist or other derogatory remark but the punch line
    completely misses those expectations.

    I found it funny without being prepared for racism, but then we
    English have a long history of poking fun at nationalities
    (including our own, of course), and we tend not to give a damn if
    the PC brigade take offence, because that really is their
    problem, not ours.

    What I found even funnier, though, was that while cross-posting
    to alt.usage.english you introduced a spurious apostrophe when
    citing Freud's book title ("Der Witz und seine Beziehung zum
    Unbewußten").

    In case you don't get it, I'll let Merriam Webster explain:

    "It's is a contraction and should be used where a sentence would
    normally read "it is" or "it has." The apostrophe indicates that
    part of a word has been removed. Its with no apostrophe, on the
    other hand, is the possessive word, like "his" and "her," for
    nouns without gender."

    --
    Richard Heathfield
    Email: rjh at cpax dot org dot uk
    "Usenet is a strange place" - dmr 29 July 1999
    Sig line 4 vacant - apply within

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  • From Jeff Barnett@21:1/5 to All on Thu Feb 13 21:16:13 2025
    XPost: sci.lang, alt.usage.english

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  • From Richard Heathfield@21:1/5 to Jeff Barnett on Fri Feb 14 04:32:41 2025
    XPost: sci.lang, alt.usage.english

    On 14/02/2025 04:16, Jeff Barnett wrote:
    I usually don't make that mistake. However, I was concentrating
    more on not directly calling occam an asshole. So I was proofing-before-sending for tone more than language.

    Fair enough.

    He isn't, of course. He's a perfectly sensible fellow up whose
    nose you (doubtless inadvertently) got, and who amongst us has
    not occasionally indulged in a touch of hyperbole when coping
    with a touch of nasal irritant ascension?

    --
    Richard Heathfield
    Email: rjh at cpax dot org dot uk
    "Usenet is a strange place" - dmr 29 July 1999
    Sig line 4 vacant - apply within

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  • From Peter Moylan@21:1/5 to All on Wed Feb 19 18:57:00 2025
    XPost: sci.lang, alt.usage.english

    On 12/02/2025 08:07, Jeff Barnett wrote:

    Peter, if you are going to edit the messages (plural) that you
    are replying to, make sure the attributions don't get screwed up.
    In the

    I'm glad I found that, because it saves me from misquoting. I remembered
    it as "if you must edit the messages ...", but it's a milder wording. In
    any case, this is nothing to do with Jeff Barnett, except that it
    reminded me of something that I had intended to write about anyway.

    Must I edit what I quote? Yes, I must, because that's what the accepted
    rules say. It's always been considered rude to quote a lot of
    material and then add a line or two at the end, forcing people to scroll
    to find the response. Way back in the early days of Usenet, you couldn't
    get news access until you had read the introductory documents, and some
    of those reminded you of the niceties of posting. This all fell apart
    when AOL and Eternal September (the date, not the news server) arrived.
    Still, most experienced Usenet users remember the basics of good posting habits.

    The most basic rule is "don't irritate or bore your readers". That one's
    not written down, but any good writer understands it.

    The rule that used to be written down was something like "quote what
    you're responding to, and a little more if needed to establish the
    context; but no more than that". Responsible trimming is kind to the reader.

    What I've noticed in AUE lately is that very few posters trim properly.
    The culprits aren't trolls, because we've had few trolls since Google
    Groups suicided. I'm talking about Respected Regulars.

    Why? I suspect the effect of ageing. There's only one case of obvious
    dementia among the regulars here, but many of us have reached the "why
    did I come into this room?" stage. I suspect that we're gradually losing
    our writing skills, but so slowly that we don't notice.

    (Sorry if I sound as if I have the shits. I have. I'm in the middle of
    my bowel preparation for tomorrow's colonoscopy.)

    --
    Peter Moylan peter@pmoylan.org http://www.pmoylan.org
    Newcastle, NSW

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  • From Richard Heathfield@21:1/5 to All on Wed Feb 19 08:59:45 2025
    XPost: sci.lang, alt.usage.english

    What I've noticed in AUE lately is that very few posters trim
    properly.

    Huh? Who said that?

    --
    Richard Heathfield
    Email: rjh at cpax dot org dot uk
    "Usenet is a strange place" - dmr 29 July 1999
    :-)

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  • From Bertietaylor@21:1/5 to occam on Wed Feb 19 09:44:49 2025
    XPost: sci.lang, alt.usage.english

    On Wed, 19 Feb 2025 9:35:00 +0000, occam wrote:



    What I've noticed in AUE lately is that very few posters trim properly.

    Huh? Who said that?

    ....and why did I come here for in the first place?


    Ah, yes, I remember now - I wanted to know who Peter M. thinks "There's
    only one case of obvious dementia among the regulars here [in AUE]"?

    You are all demented, fermented and cemented in inane smartypants
    trivia.

    Woof-woof woof woof-woof woof woof

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  • From occam@21:1/5 to All on Wed Feb 19 10:35:00 2025
    XPost: sci.lang, alt.usage.english

    What I've noticed in AUE lately is that very few posters trim properly.

    Huh? Who said that?

    ...and why did I come here for in the first place?


    Ah, yes, I remember now - I wanted to know who Peter M. thinks "There's
    only one case of obvious dementia among the regulars here [in AUE]"?

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  • From Peter Moylan@21:1/5 to occam on Wed Feb 19 21:47:46 2025
    XPost: sci.lang, alt.usage.english

    On 19/02/25 20:35, occam wrote:

    What I've noticed in AUE lately is that very few posters trim
    properly.

    Huh? Who said that?

    ...and why did I come here for in the first place?

    Ah, yes, I remember now - I wanted to know who Peter M. thinks
    "There's only one case of obvious dementia among the regulars here
    [in AUE]"?

    I see that Arindam responded to that, but he wasn't the one I had in
    mind. He's deluded in a very focused way, arising from his passion to
    prove Einstein wrong.

    I'd give the award to the clucking hen.

    --
    Peter Moylan peter@pmoylan.org http://www.pmoylan.org
    Newcastle, NSW

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  • From Kerr-Mudd, John@21:1/5 to occam on Wed Feb 19 10:27:02 2025
    XPost: sci.lang, alt.usage.english

    Maybe we'll even come to commit the worst trangression of all.


    On Wed, 19 Feb 2025 10:35:00 +0100
    occam <occam@nowhere.nix> wrote:

    What I've noticed in AUE lately is that very few posters trim properly.

    Huh? Who said that?

    ...and why did I come here for in the first place?


    Ah, yes, I remember now - I wanted to know who Peter M. thinks "There's
    only one case of obvious dementia among the regulars here [in AUE]"?


    --
    Bah, and indeed Humbug.

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  • From Bertietaylor@21:1/5 to Peter Moylan on Wed Feb 19 13:21:40 2025
    XPost: sci.lang, alt.usage.english

    On Wed, 19 Feb 2025 10:47:46 +0000, Peter Moylan wrote:

    On 19/02/25 20:35, occam wrote:

    What I've noticed in AUE lately is that very few posters trim
    properly.

    Huh? Who said that?

    ...and why did I come here for in the first place?

    Ah, yes, I remember now - I wanted to know who Peter M. thinks
    "There's only one case of obvious dementia among the regulars here
    [in AUE]"?

    I see that Arindam responded to that, but he wasn't the one I had in
    mind. He's deluded in a very focused way, arising from his passion to
    prove Einstein wrong.

    Anybody with minimum honesty - that is to say, none among the following anti-Arindam pullulating parasites: physicists, professors, plutocrats, politicians, pimps, presstitutes, prostitutes, etc. that lie, steal and
    cheat for their living - knows that Einstein was wrong. Tesla was more trenchant about Einstein's wrongness than is Arindam.

    Arindam has put poetry, physics, morality and good sense back on the
    rails for a wonderful future for the world.

    Those who profit from chaos, pollution and theft - all in top positions
    or aspire to be there - are naturally inimical to him.

    Woof-woof woof woof-woof woof woof-woof woof

    Bertietaylor (Arindam's celestial cyberdogs)

    htresearch.com

    has what it takes to set things straight.

    I'd give the award to the clucking hen.

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  • From Janet@21:1/5 to All on Wed Feb 19 13:29:43 2025
    XPost: sci.lang, alt.usage.english

    In article <vp42sd$260pf$1@dont-email.me>,
    peter@pmoylan.org says...

    On 12/02/2025 08:07, Jeff Barnett wrote:

    Peter, if you are going to edit the messages (plural) that you
    are replying to, make sure the attributions don't get screwed up.
    In the

    I'm glad I found that, because it saves me from misquoting. I remembered
    it as "if you must edit the messages ...", but it's a milder wording. In
    any case, this is nothing to do with Jeff Barnett, except that it
    reminded me of something that I had intended to write about anyway.

    Must I edit what I quote? Yes, I must, because that's what the accepted
    rules say. It's always been considered rude to quote a lot of
    material and then add a line or two at the end, forcing people to scroll
    to find the response. Way back in the early days of Usenet, you couldn't
    get news access until you had read the introductory documents, and some
    of those reminded you of the niceties of posting. This all fell apart
    when AOL and Eternal September (the date, not the news server) arrived. Still, most experienced Usenet users remember the basics of good posting habits.

    The most basic rule is "don't irritate or bore your readers". That one's
    not written down, but any good writer understands it.

    The rule that used to be written down was something like "quote what
    you're responding to, and a little more if needed to establish the
    context; but no more than that". Responsible trimming is kind to the reader.

    What I've noticed in AUE lately is that very few posters trim properly.
    The culprits aren't trolls, because we've had few trolls since Google
    Groups suicided. I'm talking about Respected Regulars.

    Why? I suspect the effect of ageing. There's only one case of obvious dementia among the regulars here,

    Hell, there is someone here with obvious dementia but I
    haven't noticed and don't know who it is?

    Now I'm worried it must be me.



    Janet

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  • From Richard Heathfield@21:1/5 to Steve Hayes on Thu Feb 20 08:22:24 2025
    XPost: sci.lang, alt.usage.english

    On 20/02/2025 08:19, Steve Hayes wrote:

    <snip>

    I think the trend was
    started by Microsoft, who think that it's their job to make the rules.

    Or perhaps it simply never occurred to them that there might
    already /be/ rules?

    --
    Richard Heathfield
    Email: rjh at cpax dot org dot uk
    "Usenet is a strange place" - dmr 29 July 1999
    Sig line 4 vacant - apply within

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  • From Steve Hayes@21:1/5 to All on Thu Feb 20 10:19:03 2025
    XPost: sci.lang, alt.usage.english

    On Wed, 19 Feb 2025 18:57:00 +1100, Peter Moylan <peter@pmoylan.org>
    wrote:

    The rule that used to be written down was something like "quote what
    you're responding to, and a little more if needed to establish the
    context; but no more than that". Responsible trimming is kind to the reader.

    The rules are still written down here:

    https://www.rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc1855

    What I've noticed in AUE lately is that very few posters trim properly.
    The culprits aren't trolls, because we've had few trolls since Google
    Groups suicided. I'm talking about Respected Regulars.

    Modern email readers tend to make it difficult. I think the trend was
    started by Microsoft, who think that it's their job to make the rules.



    --
    Steve Hayes from Tshwane, South Africa
    Web: http://www.khanya.org.za/stevesig.htm
    Blog: http://khanya.wordpress.com
    E-mail - see web page, or parse: shayes at dunelm full stop org full stop uk

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