• In arable fields, where the sun shines bright, Lived a hirsute farmer w

    From HenHanna@21:1/5 to All on Sat Mar 29 16:31:09 2025
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    Actually Peter, I was wondering if someone here (AUE) would attempt to
    use all those words (arable, hirsute, horrid, miscegenation,
    ignominious, uxorilocal, tryst, prevaricate) in one sentence.



    -------- The Farmer's Secret Delight

    In arable fields, where the sun shines bright,
    Lived a hirsute farmer with a horrid plight.
    He'd prevaricate tales,
    About his uxorilocal fails,
    And miscegenation trysts on ignominious nights.


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    Actually Peter, I was wondering if someone here (AUE) would attempt to
    use all those words (arable, hirsute, horrid, miscegenation,
    ignominious, uxorilocal, tryst, prevaricate) in one sentence.

    A first draft: really too lame to post, but possibly with just
    enough in places to raise half a smile?

    Keen to wed her arable fiancé, Mrs Shun's daughter Edgie wore
    hirsute with the hat; as she slipped into the church through
    the
    back horridor, Miss Edgie (née Shun) Igno (Minnie Mouse) would
    not live with her husband's parents but, over a pint in her
    uxorilocal,



    Gave up while trying to add "trusted" for "trysted" or "prevs,
    Harry and Kate".

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