• Cows apparently produce more milk if the farmer talks to them.

    From HenHanna@21:1/5 to All on Sun Jun 29 05:27:30 2025
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    Cows apparently produce more milk if the farmer talks to them.
    They say it's "In one ear and out the udder."


    also Human Females:

    https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1615585332606664704/pu/vid/720x960/N-Z4VBx0n5lSDn0r.mp4


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    Why did the chicken join a band?
    Because .............


    Why do fish always know what’s up?


    How do you make a cat go “woof”?

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    Warum geben Kühe Milch?
    Damit der Bauer nicht auf dem Trockenen sitzt!



    Pourquoi les vaches sont-elles bonnes en maths?
    Parce qu’elles ont un tas de lait


    Pourquoi les vaches portent-elles des cloches?
    Parce que leur corne ne marche pas!


    Pourquoi les poules ne parlent-elles pas?
    Parce qu’elles ont peur de pondre la question!

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  • From Carl G.@21:1/5 to HenHanna on Sun Jun 29 11:40:00 2025
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    On 6/28/2025 10:27 PM, HenHanna wrote:

    Why did the chicken join a band?
                   Because .............

    Because he thought he could pullet off.


    Why do fish always know what’s up?

    They know everything about escalation.


    How do you make a cat go “woof”?


    You give it a hiss-terectomy.

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    Carl G.


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  • From HenHanna@21:1/5 to Carl G. on Mon Jun 30 20:45:00 2025
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    On Sun, 29 Jun 2025 18:40:00 +0000, Carl G. wrote:

    On 6/28/2025 10:27 PM, HenHanna wrote:

    Why did the chicken join a band?
                   Because .............

    Because he thought he could pullet off.


    Why do fish always know what’s up?

    They know everything about escalation.


    How do you make a cat go “woof”?


    You give it a hiss-terectomy.


    nice!


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    Yes, "escalation" is etymologically related to "scale" (as in "to
    climb"), but not to "scale" as in fish scales.

    Origin: "Escalation" comes from the verb "escalate," which is a
    back-formation from "escalator." The root of all these words
    is the Latin scala, meaning "ladder" or "staircase." This root also gave
    rise to the French escalade (to climb, especially with ladders), and the English verb "to scale" (as in "to scale a wall").

    Meaning: The original sense was about climbing or ascending, and the
    modern figurative meaning ("to increase in intensity or scope") evolved
    from this idea of rising or going up.


    Not related to fish scales: The "scale" in "escalation" and "escalate"
    is unrelated to "scale" as in the small plates on fish or reptiles,
    which comes from a different Latin root (squama).


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    Oogiri is making a comeback in Japan.



    **Oogiri (大喜利, ōgiri) is indeed making a comeback in Japan, especially in the context of comedy and entertainment.**

    - **What is Oogiri?**
    Oogiri is a comedic format where participants are given a question or
    theme and must improvise witty, funny answers on the spot. It’s often presented like a game or quiz show, with comedians competing to deliver
    the most humorous responses. The topics can range from simple questions
    to captioning random photos for comedic effect[1][3].

    - **Cultural resurgence:**
    Oogiri has deep roots in Japanese entertainment, originating as the
    final act in traditional kabuki performances, but its modern comedic
    form was popularized by TV shows such as *Shōten* and is currently a
    central feature of popular programs like *Ippon Grand Prix*[2][1]. The format’s improvisational nature and emphasis on quick wit have made it especially appealing to younger audiences and a new generation of
    comedians.

    - **Why the comeback?**
    The renewed popularity of oogiri is linked to:
    - The rise of variety shows and comedy competitions on Japanese TV.
    - Increased interest in interactive and improvisational comedy.
    - Social media and streaming platforms, where short, punchy, and
    shareable comedic content thrives.

    - **Contemporary relevance:**
    Oogiri’s resurgence reflects broader trends in Japanese entertainment, where classic formats are being reinvented for new audiences, and the
    demand for spontaneous, relatable humor is high[1][3].

    **In summary:**
    Oogiri is once again a prominent part of Japanese comedy culture, with
    its improvisational style resonating strongly in today’s entertainment landscape[1][3].

    [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_owarai_terms
    [2] https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E5%A4%A7%E5%96%9C%E5%88%A9
    [3] https://www.japandict.com/%E5%A4%A7%E5%96%9C%E5%88%A9
    [4] https://jisho.org/search/%22onigiri%22
    [5] https://www.tofugu.com/japanese/japanese-slang/
    [6] https://jisho.org/search/onig
    [7] https://tagvault.org/blog/japanese-slang/
    [8] https://www.fluentin3months.com/japanese-slang/

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  • From user4055@newsgrouper.org.invalid@21:1/5 to All on Mon Jun 30 20:56:30 2025
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    "Carl G." <carlgnews@microprizes.com> posted:

    On 6/28/2025 10:27 PM, HenHanna wrote:

    Why did the chicken join a band?
                   Because .............


    because it felt gravitated by a certain [poule]
    —————— it just couldn’t resist the hen-thusiasm!

    Because it felt a magnetic [poule] ————the music just drew her in!



    Because he thought he could pullet off.


    Why do fish always know what’s up?

    They know everything about escalation.


    How do you make a cat go “woof”?


    You give it a hiss-terectomy.



    nice... How do you fix an orchestra?



    in a certain movie (i like), the Assassin guy was
    nicknamed [The Teacher],
    and it was because...............

    the Assassin guy had the line about [safe as churches] -- Great writing!

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  • From Jeff Barnett@21:1/5 to HenHanna on Mon Jun 30 23:59:35 2025
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    On 6/28/2025 11:27 PM, HenHanna wrote:
    --
    Cows apparently produce more milk if the farmer talks to them.
    They say it's "In one ear and out the udder."

    I read something similar many years ago about human (expectant) mothers.
    If they had encouraging conversations and companionship, they produced
    more milk along with a better supply of hormones and other components of healthy and necessary body chemistry. It also seems that many
    publications claim something similar for plants. All joking aside, I am
    curious what/which of these stories are backed up by testable evidence.*

    * Several years ago, the TV program MYTH BUSTERS tested plants and they
    did not seem to respond. Other than that, is there any evidence for any
    of this family of myths?
    --
    Jeff Barnett

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