• "Padres Booze and Condoms" -- 23rd anniversary repost!

    From Eviel Dewar@21:1/5 to All on Sat May 28 12:26:39 2022
    "Padres Booze And Condoms"
    (Zevon/Williams)

    Well I went to church on Sunday
    The way I always do
    Nearly dropped dead when I saw
    Schattie buggered in the pew

    He was colon high in pecker
    He was reeking of cheap booze
    Saw padres booze and condoms
    Wearin' nothin' but their shoes

    I'm an innocent bystander
    Suddenly dumbstruck
    A priest in his ass and in his face
    Had Schattie in the buck
    Had Schattie in the buck
    Had Schattie in the buck

    Schattie's riding off to Lourdes
    He's a desperate man
    Seekin' padres, booze and condoms
    His shit has hit their glans.

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  • From Scott Abraham@21:1/5 to eviel...@gmail.com on Sun May 29 00:07:36 2022
    On Saturday, May 28, 2022 at 12:26:40 PM UTC-7, eviel...@gmail.com wrote:
    "Padres Booze And Condoms"
    (Zevon/Williams)

    Well I went to church on Sunday
    The way I always do
    Nearly dropped dead when I saw
    Schattie buggered in the pew

    He was colon high in pecker
    He was reeking of cheap booze
    Saw padres booze and condoms
    Wearin' nothin' but their shoes

    I'm an innocent bystander
    Suddenly dumbstruck
    A priest in his ass and in his face
    Had Schattie in the buck
    Had Schattie in the buck
    Had Schattie in the buck

    Schattie's riding off to Lourdes
    He's a desperate man
    Seekin' padres, booze and condoms
    His shit has hit their glans.

    Geez, Puuuuusssssyyyy Fart, looks like you can't even read this shithole, only post nonsensical crap from a freak who never had the balls to sing in person. Like you. Hey, does Bubba know you are posting here? How are you getting around your ban on
    any internet from the judge?
    Where did YOU ski this winter? I'm going to do my yearly ritual of tuning and waxing all EIGHT pairs of skis I used this year. Touch up the edges, summer wax, lube the bindings (does Bubba use silicone spray on you?). What skis did YOU use this winter?
    43 days and I still might get weird and head down to Timberline. Screw doing Crystal, BTDT. Long drive for basically one run. Choices, choices.
    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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