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  • I am the Pope now!

    From His Holiness Pope Eviel Dewar I@21:1/5 to All on Thu Apr 20 14:00:04 2023
    I have taken over the Catholic Church, and my power over it is now absolute.

    My first order of business: the excommunication of Scott Abraham.

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  • From Scott Abraham@21:1/5 to His Holiness Pope Eviel Dewar I on Thu Apr 20 16:34:05 2023
    On Thursday, April 20, 2023 at 2:00:05 PM UTC-7, His Holiness Pope Eviel Dewar I wrote:
    I have taken over the Catholic Church, and my power over it is now absolute.

    My first order of business: the excommunication of Scott Abraham.

    Fucking A! Make sure to send me the proclamation so I can frame it. Leaving in an hour for Bachelor. Gawd loves me, Pope Pussy Fart. Now go sit on that pointy hat, will remind you of Bubba.

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  • From His Holiness Pope Eviel Dewar I, Vi@21:1/5 to His Holiness Pope Eviel Dewar I on Fri Apr 28 11:19:54 2023
    On Thursday, April 20, 2023 at 5:00:05 PM UTC-4, His Holiness Pope Eviel Dewar I wrote:
    I have taken over the Catholic Church, and my power over it is now absolute.

    My first order of business: the excommunication of Scott Abraham.

    By the way, Schattie, I've been reading through the Vatican's files on you. They are extensive. Apparently, you started causing problems for the Chicago Archdiocese back in the late 1950s. Then came the blackmail. Don't deny it -- I have the records
    on the payments made to you. Well, I intend to get back every penny.

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  • From Scott Abraham@21:1/5 to Vicar of Christ on Mon May 1 19:32:02 2023
    On Friday, April 28, 2023 at 11:19:55 AM UTC-7, His Holiness Pope Eviel Dewar I, Vicar of Christ wrote:
    On Thursday, April 20, 2023 at 5:00:05 PM UTC-4, His Holiness Pope Eviel Dewar I wrote:
    I have taken over the Catholic Church, and my power over it is now absolute.

    My first order of business: the excommunication of Scott Abraham.
    By the way, Schattie, I've been reading through the Vatican's files on you. They are extensive. Apparently, you started causing problems for the Chicago Archdiocese back in the late 1950s. Then came the blackmail. Don't deny it -- I have the records on
    the payments made to you. Well, I intend to get back every penny.

    Payments? Kewl. The checks must have gotten lost in the mail.
    Problems? Hell, I was an altar boy. Lemme see the files. Would not be surprised if they had one, gave them lots of shit in the nineties. Not the fifties.

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