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  • It's time for "Padres Booze and Condoms" again!

    From Eviel Dewar@21:1/5 to All on Mon May 29 07:02:39 2023
    "Padres Booze And Condoms"
    (Zevon/Williams)

    Well I went to church on Sunday
    The way I always do
    Nearly dropped dead when I saw
    Schattie buggered in the pew

    He was colon high in pecker
    He was reeking of cheap booze
    Saw padres booze and condoms
    Wearin' nothin' but their shoes

    I'm an innocent bystander
    Suddenly dumbstruck
    A priest in his ass and in his face
    Had Schattie in the buck
    Had Schattie in the buck
    Had Schattie in the buck

    Schattie's riding off to Lourdes
    He's a desperate man
    Seekin' padres, booze and condoms
    His shit has hit their glans.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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  • From XLMeister@21:1/5 to XLMeister on Mon May 29 08:38:24 2023
    On Monday, May 29, 2023 at 10:02:41 AM UTC-4, XLMeister wrote:
    "Padres Booze And Condoms"
    (Zevon/Williams)

    Well I went to church on Sunday
    The way I always do
    Nearly dropped dead when I saw
    Schattie buggered in the pew

    He was colon high in pecker
    He was reeking of cheap booze
    Saw padres booze and condoms
    Wearin' nothin' but their shoes

    I'm an innocent bystander
    Suddenly dumbstruck
    A priest in his ass and in his face
    Had Schattie in the buck
    Had Schattie in the buck
    Had Schattie in the buck

    Schattie's riding off to Lourdes
    He's a desperate man
    Seekin' padres, booze and condoms
    His shit has hit their glans.

    It is disgraceful to mock Scott's abuse experiences.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Scott Abraham@21:1/5 to XLMeister on Tue May 30 21:02:04 2023
    On Monday, May 29, 2023 at 8:38:24 AM UTC-7, XLMeister wrote:
    On Monday, May 29, 2023 at 10:02:41 AM UTC-4, XLMeister wrote:
    "Padres Booze And Condoms"
    (Zevon/Williams)

    Well I went to church on Sunday
    The way I always do
    Nearly dropped dead when I saw
    Schattie buggered in the pew

    He was colon high in pecker
    He was reeking of cheap booze
    Saw padres booze and condoms
    Wearin' nothin' but their shoes

    I'm an innocent bystander
    Suddenly dumbstruck
    A priest in his ass and in his face
    Had Schattie in the buck
    Had Schattie in the buck
    Had Schattie in the buck

    Schattie's riding off to Lourdes
    He's a desperate man
    Seekin' padres, booze and condoms
    His shit has hit their glans.
    It is disgraceful to mock Scott's abuse experiences.

    Thanks, Bert. Best friend I ever had, and I miss you.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From XLMeister@21:1/5 to Scott Abraham on Wed May 31 00:33:24 2023
    On Wednesday, May 31, 2023 at 12:02:05 AM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:
    On Monday, May 29, 2023 at 8:38:24 AM UTC-7, XLMeister wrote:
    On Monday, May 29, 2023 at 10:02:41 AM UTC-4, XLMeister wrote:
    "Padres Booze And Condoms"
    (Zevon/Williams)

    Well I went to church on Sunday
    The way I always do
    Nearly dropped dead when I saw
    Schattie buggered in the pew

    He was colon high in pecker
    He was reeking of cheap booze
    Saw padres booze and condoms
    Wearin' nothin' but their shoes

    I'm an innocent bystander
    Suddenly dumbstruck
    A priest in his ass and in his face
    Had Schattie in the buck
    Had Schattie in the buck
    Had Schattie in the buck

    Schattie's riding off to Lourdes
    He's a desperate man
    Seekin' padres, booze and condoms
    His shit has hit their glans.
    It is disgraceful to mock Scott's abuse experiences.
    Thanks, Bert. Best friend I ever had, and I miss you.

    Then why did you falsely accuse me of having dementia, Scott?

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From XLMeister@21:1/5 to XLMeister on Thu Jun 1 16:41:46 2023
    On Wednesday, May 31, 2023 at 3:33:25 AM UTC-4, XLMeister wrote:
    On Wednesday, May 31, 2023 at 12:02:05 AM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:
    On Monday, May 29, 2023 at 8:38:24 AM UTC-7, XLMeister wrote:
    On Monday, May 29, 2023 at 10:02:41 AM UTC-4, XLMeister wrote:
    "Padres Booze And Condoms"
    (Zevon/Williams)

    Well I went to church on Sunday
    The way I always do
    Nearly dropped dead when I saw
    Schattie buggered in the pew

    He was colon high in pecker
    He was reeking of cheap booze
    Saw padres booze and condoms
    Wearin' nothin' but their shoes

    I'm an innocent bystander
    Suddenly dumbstruck
    A priest in his ass and in his face
    Had Schattie in the buck
    Had Schattie in the buck
    Had Schattie in the buck

    Schattie's riding off to Lourdes
    He's a desperate man
    Seekin' padres, booze and condoms
    His shit has hit their glans.
    It is disgraceful to mock Scott's abuse experiences.
    Thanks, Bert. Best friend I ever had, and I miss you.
    Then why did you falsely accuse me of having dementia, Scott?

    It doesn't matter; I forgive you. Join me, Scott. If you love me, join me in Heaven. Everything will be like it was before, only better. The two of us, healed in body and mind, eternally young, friends again, forever.

    The door is open, Scott. You only have to step through it. I'm waiting for you and I can't wait to see you. Step through that door.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Scott Abraham@21:1/5 to XLMeister on Mon Jun 5 23:13:07 2023
    On Thursday, June 1, 2023 at 4:41:47 PM UTC-7, XLMeister wrote:
    On Wednesday, May 31, 2023 at 3:33:25 AM UTC-4, XLMeister wrote:
    On Wednesday, May 31, 2023 at 12:02:05 AM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:
    On Monday, May 29, 2023 at 8:38:24 AM UTC-7, XLMeister wrote:
    On Monday, May 29, 2023 at 10:02:41 AM UTC-4, XLMeister wrote:
    "Padres Booze And Condoms"
    (Zevon/Williams)

    Well I went to church on Sunday
    The way I always do
    Nearly dropped dead when I saw
    Schattie buggered in the pew

    He was colon high in pecker
    He was reeking of cheap booze
    Saw padres booze and condoms
    Wearin' nothin' but their shoes

    I'm an innocent bystander
    Suddenly dumbstruck
    A priest in his ass and in his face
    Had Schattie in the buck
    Had Schattie in the buck
    Had Schattie in the buck

    Schattie's riding off to Lourdes
    He's a desperate man
    Seekin' padres, booze and condoms
    His shit has hit their glans.
    It is disgraceful to mock Scott's abuse experiences.
    Thanks, Bert. Best friend I ever had, and I miss you.
    Then why did you falsely accuse me of having dementia, Scott?
    It doesn't matter; I forgive you. Join me, Scott. If you love me, join me in Heaven. Everything will be like it was before, only better. The two of us, healed in body and mind, eternally young, friends again, forever.

    The door is open, Scott. You only have to step through it. I'm waiting for you and I can't wait to see you. Step through that door.

    I will. Eventually. I would much prefer helping you meet him in person. ID? Maybe Gawd will give a heavenly favor and interrupt your descent into Satan's arms, just long enough for my old buddy to laugh at you.
    Hey, I was off touring in Dirtbag this weekend and rode the lift at Loup Loup Ski Area, of all places, on a lovely summer day. Did YOU ride any lifts this year? Or last year? Riding Bubba's shlong does not count.
    BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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