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  • I've forgotten where I said the bullet holes were!

    From Scott Abraham@21:1/5 to All on Mon Sep 25 07:17:48 2023
    I said "Loser dies, I'm alive. Two bullet holes, but alive!" But now I've forgotten where I said the bullet holes were!

    Can somebody help me? Maybe somebody else remembers?

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  • From Scott Abraham@21:1/5 to Scott Abraham on Mon Sep 25 08:50:46 2023
    On Monday, September 25, 2023 at 7:17:49 AM UTC-7, Scott Abraham wrote:
    I said "Loser dies, I'm alive. Two bullet holes, but alive!" But now I've forgotten where I said the bullet holes were!

    Can somebody help me? Maybe somebody else remembers?

    Need a mirror to see the faint scars, but I certainly remember. Happy to show you. All you have to do is ID yourself and I will travel to wherever you are, maybe have lunch with your parole officer.
    Desperate, Pussy Fart.
    Hey, I bought ANOTHER pair of skis yesterday. Happened across a great deal on a pair of Volkls on FB, and snapped them up. As if I needed another pair of fucking skis, three new ones this year alone. Hey, what skis are YOU using this year?
    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  • From Scott Abraham@21:1/5 to Scott Abraham on Mon Sep 25 09:26:31 2023
    On Monday, September 25, 2023 at 11:50:48 AM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:
    On Monday, September 25, 2023 at 7:17:49 AM UTC-7, Scott Abraham wrote:
    I said "Loser dies, I'm alive. Two bullet holes, but alive!" But now I've forgotten where I said the bullet holes were!

    Can somebody help me? Maybe somebody else remembers?
    Need a mirror to see the faint scars, but I certainly remember.

    I'm doubling down on my Vietnam lies! I just need someone to remind me of where I said the bullet holes were.

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  • From Scott Abraham@21:1/5 to Scott Abraham on Mon Sep 25 12:09:11 2023
    On Monday, September 25, 2023 at 12:26:33 PM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:
    On Monday, September 25, 2023 at 11:50:48 AM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:
    On Monday, September 25, 2023 at 7:17:49 AM UTC-7, Scott Abraham wrote:
    I said "Loser dies, I'm alive. Two bullet holes, but alive!" But now I've forgotten where I said the bullet holes were!

    Can somebody help me? Maybe somebody else remembers?
    Need a mirror to see the faint scars, but I certainly remember.
    I'm doubling down on my Vietnam lies! I just need someone to remind me of where I said the bullet holes were.

    It's a magic mirror that shows imaginary things that aren't there! Scars from 30 caliber AK-47 bullet holes so faint, they don't actually exist!

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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  • From Scott Abraham@21:1/5 to Scott Abraham on Mon Sep 25 13:24:36 2023
    On Monday, September 25, 2023 at 12:09:13 PM UTC-7, Scott Abraham wrote:
    On Monday, September 25, 2023 at 12:26:33 PM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:
    On Monday, September 25, 2023 at 11:50:48 AM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:
    On Monday, September 25, 2023 at 7:17:49 AM UTC-7, Scott Abraham wrote:
    I said "Loser dies, I'm alive. Two bullet holes, but alive!" But now I've forgotten where I said the bullet holes were!

    Can somebody help me? Maybe somebody else remembers?
    Need a mirror to see the faint scars, but I certainly remember.
    I'm doubling down on my Vietnam lies! I just need someone to remind me of where I said the bullet holes were.
    It's a magic mirror that shows imaginary things that aren't there! Scars from 30 caliber AK-47 bullet holes so faint, they don't actually exist!
    Of course, you snipped my invitation to visit you and show the now faint after over fifty years minor wounds. Because your balls don't actually exist.
    Pathetic. Hey, I don't need a magic mirror to look at my new skis!!!!!! What are YOU skiing on this year? Twenty year old straight bunny skis? In your backyard? BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Oh, btw, Mr. Expert. AK's of that time didn't use .30 ammo. Dumbfuck. Especially after they bounce off a truck. Idiot. Show up and I will let you kiss the scars. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  • From Scott Abraham@21:1/5 to Scott Abraham on Tue Sep 26 10:03:00 2023
    On Monday, September 25, 2023 at 4:24:37 PM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:
    On Monday, September 25, 2023 at 12:09:13 PM UTC-7, Scott Abraham wrote:
    On Monday, September 25, 2023 at 12:26:33 PM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:
    On Monday, September 25, 2023 at 11:50:48 AM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:
    On Monday, September 25, 2023 at 7:17:49 AM UTC-7, Scott Abraham wrote:
    I said "Loser dies, I'm alive. Two bullet holes, but alive!" But now I've forgotten where I said the bullet holes were!

    Can somebody help me? Maybe somebody else remembers?
    Need a mirror to see the faint scars, but I certainly remember.
    I'm doubling down on my Vietnam lies! I just need someone to remind me of where I said the bullet holes were.
    It's a magic mirror that shows imaginary things that aren't there! Scars from 30 caliber AK-47 bullet holes so faint, they don't actually exist!
    Of course, you snipped my invitation to visit you and show the now faint after over fifty years minor wounds. Because your balls don't actually exist.
    Pathetic. Hey, I don't need a magic mirror to look at my new skis!!!!!! What are YOU skiing on this year? Twenty year old straight bunny skis? In your backyard? BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Oh, btw, Mr. Expert. AK's of that time didn't use .30 ammo. Dumbfuck. Especially after they bounce off a truck. Idiot. Show up and I will let you kiss the scars. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    I'm still hanging onto my foxhole fantasies! My Vietnonsense. Everyone knows it's a lie, but I have to keep up appearances. I wish I could remember where I said the bullet holes were, but at this point it would be a guess, and if I got it wrong, I'd be
    humiliated by anyone who could Google the real quote. So I have to keep bluffing. And the AK-47 has always been chambered for 7.62x39mm, even during my imaginary visit to Vietnam! I've never been there!

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  • From Scott Abraham@21:1/5 to Scott Abraham on Tue Sep 26 15:01:53 2023
    On Tuesday, September 26, 2023 at 10:03:02 AM UTC-7, Scott Abraham wrote:
    On Monday, September 25, 2023 at 4:24:37 PM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:
    On Monday, September 25, 2023 at 12:09:13 PM UTC-7, Scott Abraham wrote:
    On Monday, September 25, 2023 at 12:26:33 PM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:
    On Monday, September 25, 2023 at 11:50:48 AM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:
    On Monday, September 25, 2023 at 7:17:49 AM UTC-7, Scott Abraham wrote:
    I said "Loser dies, I'm alive. Two bullet holes, but alive!" But now I've forgotten where I said the bullet holes were!

    Can somebody help me? Maybe somebody else remembers?
    Need a mirror to see the faint scars, but I certainly remember.
    I'm doubling down on my Vietnam lies! I just need someone to remind me of where I said the bullet holes were.
    It's a magic mirror that shows imaginary things that aren't there! Scars from 30 caliber AK-47 bullet holes so faint, they don't actually exist!
    Of course, you snipped my invitation to visit you and show the now faint after over fifty years minor wounds. Because your balls don't actually exist.
    Pathetic. Hey, I don't need a magic mirror to look at my new skis!!!!!! What are YOU skiing on this year? Twenty year old straight bunny skis? In your backyard? BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Oh, btw, Mr. Expert. AK's of that time didn't use .30 ammo. Dumbfuck. Especially after they bounce off a truck. Idiot. Show up and I will let you kiss the scars. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    I'm still hanging onto my foxhole fantasies! My Vietnonsense. Everyone knows it's a lie, but I have to keep up appearances. I wish I could remember where I said the bullet holes were, but at this point it would be a guess, and if I got it wrong, I'd be
    humiliated by anyone who could Google the real quote. So I have to keep bluffing. And the AK-47 has always been chambered for 7.62x39mm, even during my imaginary visit to Vietnam! I've never been there!


    52 years ago and you are so desperate you keep repeating your own lies.
    You could always show up and see the proof 25 years or so and none of you freaks have ever had the balls. Never will.
    One thing is sure.
    You won't ski Vietnam or anywhere else, ever again. That pesky restriction that puts you back in prison if you get anywhere near children.
    Whereas I bought another pair of skis Sunday, as if I need them. A new outfit arrived in the mail yesterday. The Ikon pass is paid off, the five day Whistler pass just got paid, and I have and Indy P{ass. Choices, choices. My life sucks.
    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  • From Scott Abraham@21:1/5 to Scott Abraham on Wed Sep 27 07:39:28 2023
    On Tuesday, September 26, 2023 at 6:01:55 PM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:
    On Tuesday, September 26, 2023 at 10:03:02 AM UTC-7, Scott Abraham wrote:
    On Monday, September 25, 2023 at 4:24:37 PM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:
    On Monday, September 25, 2023 at 12:09:13 PM UTC-7, Scott Abraham wrote:
    On Monday, September 25, 2023 at 12:26:33 PM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:
    On Monday, September 25, 2023 at 11:50:48 AM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:
    On Monday, September 25, 2023 at 7:17:49 AM UTC-7, Scott Abraham wrote:
    I said "Loser dies, I'm alive. Two bullet holes, but alive!" But now I've forgotten where I said the bullet holes were!

    Can somebody help me? Maybe somebody else remembers?
    Need a mirror to see the faint scars, but I certainly remember.
    I'm doubling down on my Vietnam lies! I just need someone to remind me of where I said the bullet holes were.
    It's a magic mirror that shows imaginary things that aren't there! Scars from 30 caliber AK-47 bullet holes so faint, they don't actually exist!
    Of course, you snipped my invitation to visit you and show the now faint after over fifty years minor wounds. Because your balls don't actually exist.
    Pathetic. Hey, I don't need a magic mirror to look at my new skis!!!!!! What are YOU skiing on this year? Twenty year old straight bunny skis? In your backyard? BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Oh, btw, Mr. Expert. AK's of that time didn't use .30 ammo. Dumbfuck. Especially after they bounce off a truck. Idiot. Show up and I will let you kiss the scars. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    I'm still hanging onto my foxhole fantasies! My Vietnonsense. Everyone knows it's a lie, but I have to keep up appearances. I wish I could remember where I said the bullet holes were, but at this point it would be a guess, and if I got it wrong, I'd
    be humiliated by anyone who could Google the real quote. So I have to keep bluffing. And the AK-47 has always been chambered for 7.62x39mm, even during my imaginary visit to Vietnam! I've never been there!
    52 years ago and you are so desperate you keep repeating your own lies.

    Yes, I am so desperate I keep repeating my own lies! The lie that I was ever in Vietnam, in 1971 or any other year!

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  • From Scott Abraham@21:1/5 to Scott Abraham on Tue Oct 17 20:50:30 2023
    On Wednesday, September 27, 2023 at 7:39:30 AM UTC-7, Scott Abraham wrote:
    On Tuesday, September 26, 2023 at 6:01:55 PM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:
    On Tuesday, September 26, 2023 at 10:03:02 AM UTC-7, Scott Abraham wrote:
    On Monday, September 25, 2023 at 4:24:37 PM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:
    On Monday, September 25, 2023 at 12:09:13 PM UTC-7, Scott Abraham wrote:
    On Monday, September 25, 2023 at 12:26:33 PM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:
    On Monday, September 25, 2023 at 11:50:48 AM UTC-4, Scott Abraham wrote:
    On Monday, September 25, 2023 at 7:17:49 AM UTC-7, Scott Abraham wrote:
    I said "Loser dies, I'm alive. Two bullet holes, but alive!" But now I've forgotten where I said the bullet holes were!

    Can somebody help me? Maybe somebody else remembers?
    Need a mirror to see the faint scars, but I certainly remember.
    I'm doubling down on my Vietnam lies! I just need someone to remind me of where I said the bullet holes were.
    It's a magic mirror that shows imaginary things that aren't there! Scars from 30 caliber AK-47 bullet holes so faint, they don't actually exist!
    Of course, you snipped my invitation to visit you and show the now faint after over fifty years minor wounds. Because your balls don't actually exist.
    Pathetic. Hey, I don't need a magic mirror to look at my new skis!!!!!! What are YOU skiing on this year? Twenty year old straight bunny skis? In your backyard? BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Oh, btw, Mr. Expert. AK's of that time didn't use .30 ammo. Dumbfuck. Especially after they bounce off a truck. Idiot. Show up and I will let you kiss the scars. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    I'm still hanging onto my foxhole fantasies! My Vietnonsense. Everyone knows it's a lie, but I have to keep up appearances. I wish I could remember where I said the bullet holes were, but at this point it would be a guess, and if I got it wrong, I'
    d be humiliated by anyone who could Google the real quote. So I have to keep bluffing. And the AK-47 has always been chambered for 7.62x39mm, even during my imaginary visit to Vietnam! I've never been there!
    52 years ago and you are so desperate you keep repeating your own lies.
    Yes, I am so desperate I keep repeating my own lies!

    Yes, you are that desperate.

    The lie that I was ever in Vietnam, in 1971 or any other year!

    Geez, PF, I didn't know you were in country. Must have been cruising Saigon for little boys to molest, eh?
    For damn sure, you weren't there to go skiing. Hey, I have an idea for you. Take up backcountry skiing, a great way to get around your parole restriction banning you from being near children.
    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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