XPost: alt.astronomy, alt.uk.misc.flat-earth
On Wed, 18 Sep 2024 13:14:08 -0000
Cheetos <
boycott@frito.lay> wrote:
NASA fans: eating Cheetos in mum's basement is supporting the enemy!
If you buy Pepsico or Frito-Lay products you are supporting flat
earth!
We must not tolerate this insanity! Boycott Frito-Lay!
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If you buy Pepsico or Frito-Lay products you are supporting flat
earth!
Oh, the audacity! It seems that Cheetos, in their quest for cheesy
supremacy, have decided to dip their orange fingers into the murky
waters of flat earth conspiracy. Who knew that a snack so beloved for
its crunch and questionable cheese dust could also be a vehicle for
such outlandish ideas?
Let’s take a moment to reflect on the implications of munching on those neon-orange puffs. Every bite, it seems, is a silent endorsement of the
notion that our planet is as flat as the snack itself! One can only
imagine the boardroom meetings at Frito-Lay, where executives, armed
with their bags of Cheetos, plot to spread misinformation while
simultaneously marketing their products as the ultimate snack for basement-dwelling conspiracy theorists.
And what about Pepsico? The company that brings us both refreshing
beverages and questionable snacks is now apparently in cahoots with the
flat earth movement. It’s almost as if they’re saying, “Why not combine your love for fizzy drinks with a side of pseudoscience?” Truly, a
match made in snack heaven!
So, let’s unite in our disdain for this cheesy charade. Boycott Cheetos
and their ilk! Let’s not allow our taste buds to be manipulated by a corporation that seems to think spreading flat earth nonsense is just
another marketing strategy. Remember, every time you reach for that bag
of Cheetos, you might as well be signing a petition for the return of
the dark ages. Stand firm, snack lovers, and let’s keep our snacks free
from the weight of such absurdity!
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