• F*cking Intel

    From Don Y@21:1/5 to All on Tue Apr 22 21:15:19 2025
    Sheesh! I rescued 5 NUCs. Four had bad batteries.
    As they are annoyingly compact, I figured I'd look for
    a teardown before I dug into them.

    Sure 'nuff, you ave to take the entire device apart
    to access the battery. Which is then TAPED to the
    underside of the cooler.

    OK, fine. It's not in a battery holder (to save space)
    but, rather, on pigtails with a 2 pin connector.

    "Intel does not provide battery replacements."

    Understandable. You've got bigger issues to screw up!

    "CR2032 batteries with a wire and Molex connector may
    not be locally available. To find a replacement, search
    the Internet for CR2032 with wire or CR2032 with Molex
    connector and purchase through an online retailer."

    Wow! How low they have fallen.

    Of course, this sort of search criteria doesn't guarantee
    anything other than "CR2032" and "connector". But, hey,
    it's worth a try!

    Batteries arrived (Amazon). Connectors are pinned exactly
    backwards! Must be one of those AC/DC batteries that
    automatically adjusts polarity based on need... yeah, right.

    How many folks will gleefully plug in the connector (it is
    keyed to mate only one way) and fail to observe the reversed
    red/black leads?

    (sigh) "Not my problem!"

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  • From john larkin@21:1/5 to blockedofcourse@foo.invalid on Wed Apr 23 07:42:42 2025
    On Tue, 22 Apr 2025 21:15:19 -0700, Don Y
    <blockedofcourse@foo.invalid> wrote:

    Sheesh! I rescued 5 NUCs. Four had bad batteries.
    As they are annoyingly compact, I figured I'd look for
    a teardown before I dug into them.

    Sure 'nuff, you ave to take the entire device apart
    to access the battery. Which is then TAPED to the
    underside of the cooler.

    OK, fine. It's not in a battery holder (to save space)
    but, rather, on pigtails with a 2 pin connector.

    "Intel does not provide battery replacements."

    Understandable. You've got bigger issues to screw up!

    "CR2032 batteries with a wire and Molex connector may
    not be locally available. To find a replacement, search
    the Internet for CR2032 with wire or CR2032 with Molex
    connector and purchase through an online retailer."

    Wow! How low they have fallen.

    Of course, this sort of search criteria doesn't guarantee
    anything other than "CR2032" and "connector". But, hey,
    it's worth a try!

    Batteries arrived (Amazon). Connectors are pinned exactly
    backwards! Must be one of those AC/DC batteries that
    automatically adjusts polarity based on need... yeah, right.

    How many folks will gleefully plug in the connector (it is
    keyed to mate only one way) and fail to observe the reversed
    red/black leads?

    (sigh) "Not my problem!"

    Tektronix made a sampling plugin that used soldered-in coin cell
    batteries to back-bias the sampling diodes. 7S14 maybe?

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  • From Martin Brown@21:1/5 to Don Y on Thu Apr 24 10:06:15 2025
    On 23/04/2025 05:15, Don Y wrote:
    Sheesh!  I rescued 5 NUCs.  Four had bad batteries.
    As they are annoyingly compact, I figured I'd look for
    a teardown before I dug into them.

    Sure 'nuff, you ave to take the entire device apart
    to access the battery.  Which is then TAPED to the
    underside of the cooler.

    OK, fine.  It's not in a battery holder (to save space)
    but, rather, on pigtails with a 2 pin connector.

    "Intel does not provide battery replacements."

    Understandable.  You've got bigger issues to screw up!

    "CR2032 batteries with a wire and Molex connector may
    not be locally available.  To find a replacement, search
    the Internet for CR2032 with wire or CR2032 with Molex
    connector and purchase through an online retailer."

    Wow!  How low they have fallen.

    Of course, this sort of search criteria doesn't guarantee
    anything other than "CR2032" and "connector".  But, hey,
    it's worth a try!

    Batteries arrived (Amazon).  Connectors are pinned exactly
    backwards!  Must be one of those AC/DC batteries that
    automatically adjusts polarity based on need...  yeah, right.

    How many folks will gleefully plug in the connector (it is
    keyed to mate only one way) and fail to observe the reversed
    red/black leads?

    (sigh)  "Not my problem!"

    It is called built in obsolescence and user applies the coup de grace!
    (unless they are particularly observant and spot the polarity)

    Reassemble and it doesn't work at all. Buy new computer - Intel wins!

    Opposite polarity vastly overpriced batteries are a mainstay of certain products. My oil tank gauge is a prime example. £40 for what is when you
    take it apart nothing other than 3x AA Duracells inside a copper pipe!

    Autoconfig settings on boot up and an internet connection means that you
    can set the time and date other ways today. The failed battery can
    usually be ignored if you have an internet connection. You do need to
    sync PDQ almost nothing else works if you claim to being in 1/1/1970.

    --
    Martin Brown

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  • From Don Y@21:1/5 to Martin Brown on Thu Apr 24 03:29:48 2025
    On 4/24/2025 2:06 AM, Martin Brown wrote:
    It is called built in obsolescence and user applies the coup de grace! (unless they are particularly observant and spot the polarity)

    Reassemble and it doesn't work at all. Buy new computer - Intel wins!

    I was thinking of how they could have indicated the correct connector,
    wire length (what if too short?) and polarity. I decided all they could
    have done was assign an INTEL part number to an assembly -- that they
    never actually SOLD! Then, People's Battery Factory #245 could just
    claim "compatible with Intel XYZ".

    Opposite polarity vastly overpriced batteries are a mainstay of certain products. My oil tank gauge is a prime example. £40 for what is when you take
    it apart nothing other than 3x AA Duracells inside a copper pipe!

    Ah, but it is likely a SPECIAL kind of copper! <rolls eyes>

    Autoconfig settings on boot up and an internet connection means that you can set the time and date other ways today. The failed battery can usually be ignored if you have an internet connection. You do need to sync PDQ almost nothing else works if you claim to being in 1/1/1970.

    Apparently, the board settings are NOT stored in FLASH but, rather,
    BBRAM. So, it doesn't even know HOW to boot without preserving
    that information.

    <shrug> Not the end of the world but a particular waste of time.
    If I hadn't got the NUCs for free, I wouldn't have bothered:
    "These are defective. I want a refund!"

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  • From Martin Brown@21:1/5 to Don Y on Thu Apr 24 12:27:37 2025
    On 24/04/2025 11:29, Don Y wrote:
    On 4/24/2025 2:06 AM, Martin Brown wrote:
    Opposite polarity vastly overpriced batteries are a mainstay of
    certain products. My oil tank gauge is a prime example. £40 for what
    is when you take it apart nothing other than 3x AA Duracells inside a
    copper pipe!

    Ah, but it is likely a SPECIAL kind of copper!  <rolls eyes>

    That is pure audiophile territory. All our loudspeaker wires have been
    handmade by virgin mermaids in 100% oxygen free atmosphere.

    Emperor's new clothes sales tactics are their speciality.

    --
    Martin Brown

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  • From Don Y@21:1/5 to Martin Brown on Thu Apr 24 06:47:51 2025
    On 4/24/2025 4:27 AM, Martin Brown wrote:
    On 24/04/2025 11:29, Don Y wrote:
    On 4/24/2025 2:06 AM, Martin Brown wrote:
    Opposite polarity vastly overpriced batteries are a mainstay of
    certain products. My oil tank gauge is a prime example. £40 for what is when
    you take it apart nothing other than 3x AA Duracells inside a copper pipe! >>
    Ah, but it is likely a SPECIAL kind of copper!  <rolls eyes>

    That is pure audiophile territory. All our loudspeaker wires have been handmade
    by virgin mermaids in 100% oxygen free atmosphere.

    Yeah, but the REALLY good stuff is only made under s full moon -- between
    the hours of 1:00AM and 3:00AM. Of course, the limited production times
    mean it is much harder to come by. Only the finest of merchants are
    allowed to carry /these/ products. And, of course, they charge a premium
    for it!

    Emperor's new clothes sales tactics are their speciality.

    "Clothes? What clothes??"

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  • From Bill Sloman@21:1/5 to Martin Brown on Fri Apr 25 02:07:07 2025
    On 24/04/2025 9:27 pm, Martin Brown wrote:
    On 24/04/2025 11:29, Don Y wrote:
    On 4/24/2025 2:06 AM, Martin Brown wrote:
    Opposite polarity vastly overpriced batteries are a mainstay of
    certain products. My oil tank gauge is a prime example. £40 for what
    is when you take it apart nothing other than 3x AA Duracells inside a
    copper pipe!

    Spare parts are always very expensive. What you are paying for is long
    term storage in a place that has to hold lots of small numbers of a wide variety of parts organised in a way that let you find the right part fast.

    In the bad old days supplying spare parts was seen as some kind of moral
    duty, but when the accountants got involved they decided that they could
    charge the earth for authentic parts, and it became just another profit
    centre.

    Ah, but it is likely a SPECIAL kind of copper!  <rolls eyes>

    Probably not. It's just guaranteed to be a drop in fit that will work.

    That is pure audiophile territory. All our loudspeaker wires have been handmade by virgin mermaids in 100% oxygen free atmosphere.

    It isn't. Audiophile parts are touted as different and better. Spare
    parts are just exactly the same as the original fitting, or at least
    close enough to act the same way.

    Emperor's new clothes sales tactics are their speciality.

    Not when selling spare parts.

    --
    Bill Sloman, Sydney

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  • From Carlos E.R.@21:1/5 to Bill Sloman on Thu Apr 24 22:14:05 2025
    On 2025-04-24 18:07, Bill Sloman wrote:
    On 24/04/2025 9:27 pm, Martin Brown wrote:
    On 24/04/2025 11:29, Don Y wrote:
    On 4/24/2025 2:06 AM, Martin Brown wrote:
    Opposite polarity vastly overpriced batteries are a mainstay of
    certain products. My oil tank gauge is a prime example. £40 for what
    is when you take it apart nothing other than 3x AA Duracells inside
    a copper pipe!

    Spare parts are always very expensive. What you are paying for is long
    term storage in a place that has to hold lots of small numbers of a wide variety of parts organised in a way that let you find the right part fast.

    In the bad old days supplying spare parts was seen as some kind of moral duty, but when the accountants got involved they decided that they could charge the earth for authentic parts, and it became just another profit centre.

    Interesting idea!

    --
    Cheers, Carlos.

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