• A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute litt

    From HenHanna@21:1/5 to All on Sun Jul 7 13:49:24 2024
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    An alliteration ambulates around an Alehouse Atrium.

    A' Apocop' walk'd int' a bar, an' say' to th' bartend ..........


    A synonym strolls into a tavern.

    At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy,
    cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.

    A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute
    little sentence fragment.


    Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.


    A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting
    figuratively hammered.

    An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its
    Achilles heel.

    The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.

    A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned a man with a glass eye named
    Ralph.

    The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

    A dyslexic walks into a bra.

    A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they
    conjugate. The noun declines.

    A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.

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  • From LionelEdwards@21:1/5 to HenHanna on Sun Jul 7 21:32:20 2024
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    On Sun, 7 Jul 2024 20:49:24 (UTC), HenHanna wrote:


    An alliteration ambulates around an Alehouse Atrium.

    A' Apocop' walk'd int' a bar, an' say' to th' bartend ..........


    A synonym strolls into a tavern.

    At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy,
    cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.

    A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute
    little sentence fragment.


    Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.


    A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.

    An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its
    Achilles heel.

    The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.

    A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned a man with a glass eye named Ralph.

    The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

    A dyslexic walks into a bra.

    A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they
    conjugate. The noun declines.

    A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.

    "Ice Cold in Alex" walks into a bar and recreates "Laurence
    of Arabia"?

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  • From HenHanna@21:1/5 to LionelEdwards on Sun Jul 7 15:01:28 2024
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    On 7/7/2024 2:32 PM, LionelEdwards wrote:
    On Sun, 7 Jul 2024 20:49:24 (UTC), HenHanna wrote:


    An alliteration ambulates around an Alehouse Atrium.

    A' Apocop' walk'd int' a bar, an' say' to th' bartend ..........


    A synonym strolls into a tavern.

    At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy,
    cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.

    A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute
    little sentence fragment.


    Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.


    A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting
    figuratively hammered.

    An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its
    Achilles heel.

    The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.

    A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned a man with a glass eye named
    Ralph.

    The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

    A dyslexic walks into a bra.

    A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they
    conjugate. The noun declines.

    A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.



    "Ice Cold in Alex" walks into a bar and recreates "Laurence
    of Arabia"?


    i dnt get it.



    Who would have expected a rhetorical question walking in a bar?

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  • From Hibou@21:1/5 to All on Tue Jul 9 08:12:40 2024
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    Le 07/07/2024 à 22:32, LionelEdwards a écrit :
    On Sun, 7 Jul 2024 20:49:24 (UTC), HenHanna wrote:

    A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.

    "Ice Cold in Alex" walks into a bar and recreates "Laurence
    of Arabia"?

    Yes, somewhat parallel scenes. There must be something about heat that
    gives one a thirst. As I recall, John Mills craved a beer, while Larry
    of Araby preferred lemonade. On which teetotal note...

    Biggles walked into a bar...

    "'I'll have a Bovril [said Biggles]; you can give me a packet of
    biscuits to munch with it. What about you, Ginger?'
    "'I'll have some malted milk,' decided Ginger" -
    'Biggles Flies North' (1939).

    This out in the Canadian wilderness, where men were men and moose were
    wary. I think the story is that Biggles originally ordered something
    stronger, but his publisher didn't want him to drink. (Biggles turned to
    booze to help him cope during WW1 - "'He's drinking whisky for his
    breakfast, and you know what that means - he's going fast" - 'B. The
    Camels Are Coming'.)

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