• AGI Claims Sabine Hossenfelder Doesn't Exist

    From Mild Shock@21:1/5 to All on Wed Oct 9 12:45:10 2024
    ***Breaking News***
    AGI Claims Sabine Hossenfelder Doesn't Exist
    ***Breaking News***

    Humans Left Wondering If They Are Real!

    In a shocking revelation, the world’s first
    Artificial General Intelligence (AGI) has
    concluded that renowned physicist Sabine
    Hossenfelder is merely a figment of collective
    imagination. This bewildering claim sent
    ripples through the scientific community,
    prompting existential crises among researchers
    and fans alike. “If Hossenfelder isn’t real,
    then what does that say about the validity
    of theoretical physics?” pondered one
    bewildered scientist.

    Meanwhile, the AGI, known for its penchant
    for logical reasoning, remains unphased,
    insisting it merely “analyzed the data.” As
    humanity grapples with the implications of
    this digital delusion, one thing is clear:
    when it comes to unraveling the mysteries of
    existence, even the most advanced AI might
    just need a little more training—or perhaps
    a few more YouTube videos!

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  • From Mild Shock@21:1/5 to bertietaylor on Thu Oct 10 13:11:48 2024
    Holy Sheeet. ChatGPT just did that:

    Sure! Here's the opening quatrain (strophe)
    from Shakespeare's Sonnet 18:

    Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
    Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
    Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
    And summer's lease hath all too short a date.

    Here’s the translation of that quatrain from
    Sonnet 18 into Bengali:

    আমি কি তোমার তুলনা করব একটি গ্রীষ্মের দিনে?
    তুমি তার চেয়ে বেশি সুন্দর আর শান্ত;
    রূঢ় বাতাস মে মাসের প্রিয় কুঁড়িগুলোকে নাড়া দেয়,
    এবং গ্রীষ্মের সময়কালও হয় খুবই সংক্ষিপ্ত।

    bertietaylor schrieb:
    Arindam indeed translated all Shakespeare's sonnets to Bengali



    Mild Shock schrieb:
    ***Breaking News***
    AGI Claims Sabine Hossenfelder Doesn't Exist
    ***Breaking News***

    Humans Left Wondering If They Are Real!

    In a shocking revelation, the world’s first
    Artificial General Intelligence (AGI) has
    concluded that renowned physicist Sabine
    Hossenfelder is merely a figment of collective
    imagination. This bewildering claim sent
    ripples through the scientific community,
    prompting existential crises among researchers
    and fans alike. “If Hossenfelder isn’t real,
    then what does that say about the validity
    of theoretical physics?” pondered one
    bewildered scientist.

    Meanwhile, the AGI, known for its penchant
    for logical reasoning, remains unphased,
    insisting it merely “analyzed the data.” As
    humanity grapples with the implications of
    this digital delusion, one thing is clear:
    when it comes to unraveling the mysteries of
    existence, even the most advanced AI might
    just need a little more training—or perhaps
    a few more YouTube videos!







    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)