• My Fart Parties :-)

    From Physfitfreak@21:1/5 to All on Wed Nov 29 23:17:36 2023
    Really three of them so far.

    It all began one summer in 2004 in an Iranian reunion event here in
    Dallas. I'd heard of such parties already back in Iran but had never participated; it was I think popular mainly among southern Iranians.
    Somebody brought it up that day in June 2004 before even we'd met, and everybody quickly agreed (Reagan had just died). So the reunion event
    turned into a Fart Party. All you needed was a good load of baked pinto
    beans a couple of hours before being there.

    I had just married, but couldn't take her with me of course. I
    discouraged her from coming with me without saying the real reason, she
    quickly agreed, expecting hours of seeing nothing but men speaking
    exclusively in Persian.


    Past fart celebrations:

    - Ronald Reagan
    The first of such party. Carried out together with a bunch of Iranians,
    all having consumed loads of cooked pinto beans a few hours before
    meeting. It lasted a whole evening of joy and laugh and mockeries, some
    in English ("to Reagan!..BANG!"), but mostly in Persian ("regAn hAlA ino bokhor!... ZART!").

    - Bush the father
    Carried out privately at home one entire evening - I prepared for it
    couple hours earlier in El Rancho deli right after work, consuming a
    load of frijoles. "To Bush!... BANG!"

    - Dianne Feinstein
    The latest, just a couple of months back, carried out privately while on Usenet! The bitch had replaced police's sketch of Ricardo Ramirez (the
    "Night Stalker") with one resembling a cro-magnon's idea of an Iranian
    looking young man, to show in front of news cameras... Everybody who'd
    actually seen the killer had described to police a tight almond eyed
    person with high cheeks and wavy hair. The sketch that the bitch showed
    to news media was a round eyed mockery of how they envisaged an Iranian
    should look like! I farted to the memory of that loser perhaps 50 times
    that night. "To You Feinstein!... BANG!" Some of the molecules, hell,
    might still be around somewhere in the house. Fucking bitch.


    Future _sure_ fart celebration list:
    - Jimmy Carter
    - Salman Rushdie
    - Donald Trump
    - John Bolton
    - Joe Biden
    - Lindsey Graham


    Future mini Fart Celebration list (just one or at most two farts for
    each - they're not worth more) of sci.physics frequenters:

    - Archimedes Plutonium (This guy is not the original Archie, which I
    think died some time back, but is a high-school drop out, an imposter,
    who took up the former's spamming place in physics forum)

    - "Whodat" (an imposter - may already be dead, but as soon as I find out
    for sure, I'll celebrate the event - more is too good for him)
    - Arindam Banerjee (a spammer - it is not his real name)
    - Jim Pennino (the embodiment of an "engineer" dumb ass smart aleck)

    And some others who're not even worth one fart, so they're omitted from
    the list. They can be dead or they can be alive. Same thing as far as sci.physics is concerned.

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