• AGI Claims Sabine Hossenfelder Doesn't Exist

    From Mild Shock@21:1/5 to All on Wed Oct 9 12:43:59 2024
    ***Breaking News***
    AGI Claims Sabine Hossenfelder Doesn't Exist
    ***Breaking News***

    Humans Left Wondering If They Are Real!

    In a shocking revelation, the world’s first
    Artificial General Intelligence (AGI) has
    concluded that renowned physicist Sabine
    Hossenfelder is merely a figment of collective
    imagination. This bewildering claim sent
    ripples through the scientific community,
    prompting existential crises among researchers
    and fans alike. “If Hossenfelder isn’t real,
    then what does that say about the validity
    of theoretical physics?” pondered one
    bewildered scientist.

    Meanwhile, the AGI, known for its penchant
    for logical reasoning, remains unphased,
    insisting it merely “analyzed the data.” As
    humanity grapples with the implications of
    this digital delusion, one thing is clear:
    when it comes to unraveling the mysteries of
    existence, even the most advanced AI might
    just need a little more training—or perhaps
    a few more YouTube videos!

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  • From bertietaylor@21:1/5 to All on Wed Oct 9 13:18:41 2024
    Well, Arindam certainly exists and his physics will rule.

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  • From Jim Pennino@21:1/5 to bertietaylor on Wed Oct 9 08:48:18 2024
    bertietaylor <bertietaylor@myyahoo.com> wrote:
    Well, Arindam certainly exists and his physics will rule.

    Just like bertietaylor exists, Arindam?

    It begs the question, is Arindam the delusional product of
    bertietaylor's mind or is bertietaylor the delusional product of
    Arindam's mind?

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  • From Athel Cornish-Bowden@21:1/5 to Jim Pennino on Wed Oct 9 18:35:30 2024
    On 2024-10-09 15:48:18 +0000, Jim Pennino said:

    bertietaylor <bertietaylor@myyahoo.com> wrote:
    Well, Arindam certainly exists and his physics will rule.

    Just like bertietaylor exists, Arindam?

    It begs the question, is Arindam the delusional product of
    bertietaylor's mind or is bertietaylor the delusional product of
    Arindam's mind?

    The latter, I think, as Arindam was around years before bertietaylor
    appeared. He claimed to have translated Shakepeare's sonnets into
    Bengali, and I don't think bertietaylor would claim that.

    --
    Athel -- French and British, living in Marseilles for 37 years; mainly
    in England until 1987.

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  • From bertietaylor@21:1/5 to Jim Pennino on Thu Oct 10 00:41:24 2024
    XPost: alt.usage.english, sci.physics.relativity

    On Wed, 9 Oct 2024 15:48:18 +0000, Jim Pennino wrote:

    bertietaylor <bertietaylor@myyahoo.com> wrote:
    Well, Arindam certainly exists and his physics will rule.

    Just like bertietaylor exists, Arindam?

    Arindam is material still, Penisnino. Unlike us his celestial
    cyberdoggies and his best friends.
    Yesterday he had a splendid time with yummy poffertjes, kibbelling and fritkellen in a Dutch tulip festival. Also had loads of support from
    supposedly mythical entities in a lovely fairy garden there. Details on
    his facebook page.



    It begs the question, is Arindam the delusional product of
    bertietaylor's mind or is bertietaylor the delusional product of
    Arindam's mind?

    Nothing delusional around except those silly apes brainwashed by the
    e=mcc nonsense, Penisnino.

    Woof-woof
    Bertietaylor

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  • From Jim Pennino@21:1/5 to bertietaylor on Wed Oct 9 18:04:55 2024
    XPost: alt.usage.english, sci.physics.relativity

    In sci.physics bertietaylor <bertietaylor@myyahoo.com> wrote:
    On Wed, 9 Oct 2024 15:48:18 +0000, Jim Pennino wrote:

    bertietaylor <bertietaylor@myyahoo.com> wrote:
    Well, Arindam certainly exists and his physics will rule.

    Just like bertietaylor exists, Arindam?

    Arindam is material still, Penisnino. Unlike us his celestial
    cyberdoggies and his best friends.

    Gibberish.

    <snip remaining gibberish unread>

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  • From bertietaylor@21:1/5 to All on Thu Oct 10 03:52:31 2024
    XPost: alt.usage.english, sci.physics.relativity

    Penisnino once again manages to stuff his head in his personal black
    hole.

    Well, it is a small head on a suitably twisted elastic frame.

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  • From Maciej Wozniak@21:1/5 to All on Thu Oct 10 07:20:36 2024
    XPost: alt.usage.english, sci.physics.relativity

    W dniu 10.10.2024 o 03:04, Jim Pennino pisze:
    In sci.physics bertietaylor <bertietaylor@myyahoo.com> wrote:
    On Wed, 9 Oct 2024 15:48:18 +0000, Jim Pennino wrote:

    bertietaylor <bertietaylor@myyahoo.com> wrote:
    Well, Arindam certainly exists and his physics will rule.

    Just like bertietaylor exists, Arindam?

    Arindam is material still, Penisnino. Unlike us his celestial
    cyberdoggies and his best friends.

    Gibberish.

    <snip remaining gibberish unread>

    - It's not just me and my idiot guru saying!
    It's MUONS!!! And EXPERIMENTS!!! And the
    overwhelming majority saying!!!!!

    - but experiments can't speak and the
    overwhelming majority is not even aware
    of your idiocies...

    - UUUU!!! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! UUUUUUUUUU!!!!
    PLONK!!!!!

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  • From bertietaylor@21:1/5 to Athel Cornish-Bowden on Thu Oct 10 09:57:27 2024
    On Wed, 9 Oct 2024 16:35:30 +0000, Athel Cornish-Bowden wrote:

    On 2024-10-09 15:48:18 +0000, Jim Pennino said:

    bertietaylor <bertietaylor@myyahoo.com> wrote:
    Well, Arindam certainly exists and his physics will rule.

    Just like bertietaylor exists, Arindam?

    It begs the question, is Arindam the delusional product of
    bertietaylor's mind or is bertietaylor the delusional product of
    Arindam's mind?

    The latter, I think, as Arindam was around years before bertietaylor appeared. He claimed to have translated Shakepeare's sonnets into
    Bengali, and I don't think bertietaylor would claim that.

    Arindam indeed translated all Shakespeare's sonnets to Bengali. Also
    poetic works by Tennyson, Browning, Shelley... as Bengali is a superior literary language, being derived from Sanskrit, his translation of the
    English greats are sublime, supreme poetry. They surpass his lyrics,
    wonderful as they are.

    Woof-woof

    Bertietaylor

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  • From Mild Shock@21:1/5 to bertietaylor on Thu Oct 10 13:06:53 2024
    XPost: alt.usage.english, sci.physics.relativity

    Holy Sheeet. ChatGPT just did that:

    Sure! Here's the opening quatrain (strophe)
    from Shakespeare's Sonnet 18:

    Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
    Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
    Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
    And summer's lease hath all too short a date.

    Here’s the translation of that quatrain from
    Sonnet 18 into Bengali:

    আমি কি তোমার তুলনা করব একটি গ্রীষ্মের দিনে?
    তুমি তার চেয়ে বেশি সুন্দর আর শান্ত;
    রূঢ় বাতাস মে মাসের প্রিয় কুঁড়িগুলোকে নাড়া দেয়,
    এবং গ্রীষ্মের সময়কালও হয় খুবই সংক্ষিপ্ত।

    bertietaylor schrieb:
    Arindam indeed translated all Shakespeare's sonnets to Bengali



    bertietaylor schrieb:
    On Wed, 9 Oct 2024 15:48:18 +0000, Jim Pennino wrote:

    bertietaylor <bertietaylor@myyahoo.com> wrote:
    Well, Arindam certainly exists and his physics will rule.

    Just like bertietaylor exists, Arindam?

    Arindam is material still, Penisnino. Unlike us his celestial
    cyberdoggies and his best friends.
    Yesterday he had a splendid time with yummy poffertjes, kibbelling and fritkellen in a Dutch tulip festival. Also had loads of support from supposedly mythical entities in a lovely fairy garden there. Details on
    his facebook page.



    It begs the question, is Arindam the delusional product of
    bertietaylor's mind or is bertietaylor the delusional product of
    Arindam's mind?

    Nothing delusional around except those silly apes brainwashed by the
    e=mcc nonsense, Penisnino.

    Woof-woof
    Bertietaylor

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  • From bertietaylor@21:1/5 to Maciej Wozniak on Thu Oct 10 10:37:04 2024
    XPost: alt.usage.english, sci.physics.relativity

    On Thu, 10 Oct 2024 5:20:36 +0000, Maciej Wozniak wrote:

    W dniu 10.10.2024 o 03:04, Jim Pennino pisze:
    In sci.physics bertietaylor <bertietaylor@myyahoo.com> wrote:
    On Wed, 9 Oct 2024 15:48:18 +0000, Jim Pennino wrote:

    bertietaylor <bertietaylor@myyahoo.com> wrote:
    Well, Arindam certainly exists and his physics will rule.

    Just like bertietaylor exists, Arindam?

    Arindam is material still, Penisnino. Unlike us his celestial
    cyberdoggies and his best friends.

    Gibberish.

    <snip remaining gibberish unread>

    - It's not just me and my idiot guru saying!
    It's MUONS!!! And EXPERIMENTS!!! And the
    overwhelming majority saying!!!!!

    - but experiments can't speak and the
    overwhelming majority is not even aware
    of your idiocies...

    - UUUU!!! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! UUUUUUUUUU!!!!
    PLONK!!!!!

    Not plonking e=mcc physics leads to computer chaps hijacking this field
    via Nobel prizes.

    Wonder why AI chaps were so honoured.

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  • From Mild Shock@21:1/5 to bertietaylor on Thu Oct 10 12:29:29 2024
    Holy Sheeet. ChatGPT just did that:

    Sure! Here's the opening quatrain (strophe)
    from Shakespeare's Sonnet 18:

    Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
    Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
    Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
    And summer's lease hath all too short a date.

    Here’s the translation of that quatrain from
    Sonnet 18 into Bengali:

    আমি কি তোমার তুলনা করব একটি গ্রীষ্মের দিনে?
    তুমি তার চেয়ে বেশি সুন্দর আর শান্ত;
    রূঢ় বাতাস মে মাসের প্রিয় কুঁড়িগুলোকে নাড়া দেয়,
    এবং গ্রীষ্মের সময়কালও হয় খুবই সংক্ষিপ্ত।

    bertietaylor schrieb:
    Arindam indeed translated all Shakespeare's sonnets to Bengali

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  • From bertietaylor@21:1/5 to Mild Shock on Fri Oct 11 01:02:13 2024
    On Thu, 10 Oct 2024 10:29:29 +0000, Mild Shock wrote:

    Holy Sheeet. ChatGPT just did that:

    Sure! Here's the opening quatrain (strophe)
    from Shakespeare's Sonnet 18:

    Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
    Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
    Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
    And summer's lease hath all too short a date.

    Here’s the translation of that quatrain from
    Sonnet 18 into Bengali:

    আমি কি তোমার তুলনা করব একটি গ্রীষ্মের দিনে?
    তুমি তার চেয়ে বেশি সুন্দর আর শান্ত;
    রূঢ় বাতাস মে মাসের প্রিয় কুঁড়িগুলোকে নাড়া দেয়,
    এবং গ্রীষ্মের সময়কালও হয় খুবই সংক্ষিপ্ত।

    ChatGPT?

    bertietaylor schrieb:
    Arindam indeed translated all Shakespeare's sonnets to Bengali

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  • From bertietaylor@21:1/5 to Mild Shock on Fri Oct 11 09:20:27 2024
    XPost: alt.usage.english, sci.physics.relativity

    On Thu, 10 Oct 2024 11:07:01 +0000, Mild Shock wrote:

    Holy Sheeet. ChatGPT just did that:

    Sure! Here's the opening quatrain (strophe)
    from Shakespeare's Sonnet 18:

    Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
    Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
    Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
    And summer's lease hath all too short a date.

    Here’s the translation of that quatrain from
    Sonnet 18 into Bengali:

    আমি কি তোমার তুলনা করব একটি গ্রীষ্মের দিনে?

    Very prosaic.

    তুমি তার চেয়ে বেশি সুন্দর আর শান্ত;

    Sheethil works better than shanty.

    রূঢ় বাতাস মে মাসের প্রিয় কুঁড়িগুলোকে নাড়া দেয়,

    Because nothing shanto or quiet about rough winds shaking the darling
    buds of May.

    এবং গ্রীষ্মের সময়কালও হয় খুবই সংক্ষিপ্ত।

    Prosaic but at least accurate.

    Chat's gotta far to go to reach Arindam's standard. Impossible really.

    bertietaylor schrieb:
    Arindam indeed translated all Shakespeare's sonnets to Bengali



    bertietaylor schrieb:
    On Wed, 9 Oct 2024 15:48:18 +0000, Jim Pennino wrote:

    bertietaylor <bertietaylor@myyahoo.com> wrote:
    Well, Arindam certainly exists and his physics will rule.

    Just like bertietaylor exists, Arindam?

    Arindam is material still, Penisnino. Unlike us his celestial
    cyberdoggies and his best friends.
    Yesterday he had a splendid time with yummy poffertjes, kibbelling and
    fritkellen in a Dutch tulip festival. Also had loads of support from
    supposedly mythical entities in a lovely fairy garden there. Details on
    his facebook page.



    It begs the question, is Arindam the delusional product of
    bertietaylor's mind or is bertietaylor the delusional product of
    Arindam's mind?

    Nothing delusional around except those silly apes brainwashed by the
    e=mcc nonsense, Penisnino.

    Woof-woof
    Bertietaylor

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  • From kazu@21:1/5 to Mild Shock on Sat Oct 12 06:45:17 2024
    Mild Shock wrote:
    ***Breaking News***
    AGI Claims Sabine Hossenfelder Doesn't Exist
    ***Breaking News***

    Humans Left Wondering If They Are Real!

    In a shocking revelation, the world’s first
    Artificial General Intelligence (AGI) has
    concluded that renowned physicist Sabine
    Hossenfelder is merely a figment of collective
    imagination. This bewildering claim sent
    ripples through the scientific community,
    prompting existential crises among researchers
    and fans alike. “If Hossenfelder isn’t real,
    then what does that say about the validity
    of theoretical physics?” pondered one
    bewildered scientist.

    Meanwhile, the AGI, known for its penchant
    for logical reasoning, remains unphased,
    insisting it merely “analyzed the data.” As
    humanity grapples with the implications of
    this digital delusion, one thing is clear:
    when it comes to unraveling the mysteries of
    existence, even the most advanced AI might
    just need a little more training—or perhaps
    a few more YouTube videos!


    ehh?? where is this AGI paper / source???

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  • From kazu@21:1/5 to bertietaylor on Sat Oct 12 06:46:28 2024
    bertietaylor wrote:
    On Thu, 10 Oct 2024 10:29:29 +0000, Mild Shock wrote:

    Holy Sheeet. ChatGPT just did that:

    Sure! Here's the opening quatrain (strophe)
    from Shakespeare's Sonnet 18:

    Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
    Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
    Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
    And summer's lease hath all too short a date.

    Here’s the translation of that quatrain from
    Sonnet 18 into Bengali:

    আমি কি তোমার তুলনা করব একটি গ্রীষ্মের দিনে?
    তুমি তার চেয়ে বেশি সুন্দর আর শান্ত;
    রূঢ় বাতাস মে মাসের প্রিয় কুঁড়িগুলোকে নাড়া দেয়,
    এবং গ্রীষ্মের সময়কালও হয় খুবই সংক্ষিপ্ত।

    ChatGPT?

    bertietaylor schrieb:
    Arindam indeed translated all Shakespeare's sonnets to Bengali


    this has gone in a strange direction.

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  • From Bertietaylor@21:1/5 to kazu on Sat Oct 12 20:46:45 2024
    On Sat, 12 Oct 2024 6:46:28 +0000, kazu wrote:

    bertietaylor wrote:
    On Thu, 10 Oct 2024 10:29:29 +0000, Mild Shock wrote:

    Holy Sheeet. ChatGPT just did that:

    Sure! Here's the opening quatrain (strophe)
    from Shakespeare's Sonnet 18:

    Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
    Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
    Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
    And summer's lease hath all too short a date.

    Here’s the translation of that quatrain from
    Sonnet 18 into Bengali:

    আমি কি তোমার তুলনা করব একটি গ্রীষ্মের দিনে?
    তুমি তার চেয়ে বেশি সুন্দর আর শান্ত;
    রূঢ় বাতাস মে মাসের প্রিয় কুঁড়িগুলোকে নাড়া দেয়,
    এবং গ্রীষ্মের সময়কালও হয় খুবই সংক্ষিপ্ত।

    ChatGPT?

    bertietaylor schrieb:
    Arindam indeed translated all Shakespeare's sonnets to Bengali


    this has gone in a strange direction.

    Well these days AI seems to fall under physics category. One test may be
    how well can it translate and Arindam's Translations may be a reference.

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