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  • Re: Fart Party, Of Course :-)

    From Mild Shock@21:1/5 to Physfitfreak on Mon Dec 30 13:29:52 2024
    Hi,

    Thats nothing compared to when Dan Christensen,
    John Gabriel and Archimedes Plutonium all posted
    at once on google groups, You could melt

    the antarktis with their brain farts.

    I miss the good old time...

    Bye

    Physfitfreak schrieb:


    Man.. this party took 4 hours. Damn! Only one pound of dry pinto beans were used. I could run a gas burning heater with it for  a good 30 minutes.

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  • From Mild Shock@21:1/5 to Physfitfreak on Tue Dec 31 23:29:44 2024
    More from sci.logic and sci.math

    Physfitfreak schrieb:
    On 12/30/24 6:29 AM, Mild Shock wrote:
    Thats nothing compared to when Dan Christensen,
    John Gabriel and Archimedes Plutonium


    Never heard of the first two. Must've kill filed them first time I read
    them :)

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  • From Bertietaylor@21:1/5 to Physfitfreak on Wed Jan 1 10:25:44 2025
    On Mon, 30 Dec 2024 17:09:41 +0000, Physfitfreak wrote:

    On 12/30/24 10:36 AM, Physfitfreak wrote:
    On 12/30/24 6:29 AM, Mild Shock wrote:
    Hi,

    Thats nothing compared to when Dan Christensen,
    John Gabriel and Archimedes Plutonium all posted
    at once on google groups, You could melt

    the antarktis with their brain farts.

    I miss the good old time...

    Bye

    Physfitfreak schrieb:


    Man.. this party took 4 hours. Damn! Only one pound of dry pinto beans >>>> were
    used. I could run a gas burning heater with it for  a good 30 minutes. >>>



    Took 4 hours to get all the 100 years of Carter out.



    You can calculate the average flux of Carter Disposal now. How much
    Carter
    per second. I'd say an impressive feat of Satan defeating mechanism by
    itself even as average. Let alone how impressive it was in bursts! You
    can
    calculate that too. The humongous bursts, deliberately made to sound
    staccato, appeared about once every 10 minutes.

    An easy physics baby problem:

    "How much Carter was forced out per fart?"

    If e is the energy per fart then as per the Carter approved formula the
    Carter mass ejected per fart would be e/c^2 where c is the absolute
    speed of light on free space.


    Even a "Pennino" should be able to answer that.

    Chap can but shriek out "delusional". Has limited vocabulary. Don't
    expect much from him Roachie.

    To the point now - are you related to the Shah of Iran somehow? Or to
    the chaps they hanged after the Shah was deposed? Carter loved Khomeini
    to begin with; both were fundies, love-love between Abrahamic brothers accordingly or so he thought. Wrongly, of course, as we know now. Would
    explain your farts and you could join Afghans in that if they could be
    so rude.

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  • From Bertietaylor@21:1/5 to Physfitfreak on Thu Jan 2 02:02:35 2025
    On Wed, 1 Jan 2025 22:08:19 +0000, Physfitfreak wrote:

    On 1/1/25 4:25 AM, Bertietaylor wrote:
    On Mon, 30 Dec 2024 17:09:41 +0000, Physfitfreak wrote:

    On 12/30/24 10:36 AM, Physfitfreak wrote:
    On 12/30/24 6:29 AM, Mild Shock wrote:
    Hi,

    Thats nothing compared to when Dan Christensen,
    John Gabriel and Archimedes Plutonium all posted
    at once on google groups, You could melt

    the antarktis with their brain farts.

    I miss the good old time...

    Bye

    Physfitfreak schrieb:


    Man.. this party took 4 hours. Damn! Only one pound of dry pinto beans >>>>>> were
    used. I could run a gas burning heater with it for  a good 30 minutes. >>>>>



    Took 4 hours to get all the 100 years of Carter out.







    explain your farts


    A same size bag of pinto beans in a drawer inside refrigerator has your
    name written on it.

    Put it in your will that someone inform us of your death. I know how to
    mourn you.

    Tch, tch, Roachie, we are already dead and if you are thinking of
    Arindam this is to let you know that the Goddess loves him and will
    utterly destroy all who even think of harming him. Take care, roach.

    Bertietaylor

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  • From bertietaylor@21:1/5 to Physfitfreak on Thu Jan 2 09:20:31 2025
    On Thu, 2 Jan 2025 3:38:02 +0000, Physfitfreak wrote:

    On 1/1/25 8:02 PM, Bertietaylor wrote:
    On Wed, 1 Jan 2025 22:08:19 +0000, Physfitfreak wrote:

    On 1/1/25 4:25 AM, Bertietaylor wrote:
    On Mon, 30 Dec 2024 17:09:41 +0000, Physfitfreak wrote:

    On 12/30/24 10:36 AM, Physfitfreak wrote:
    On 12/30/24 6:29 AM, Mild Shock wrote:
    Hi,

    Thats nothing compared to when Dan Christensen,
    John Gabriel and Archimedes Plutonium all posted
    at once on google groups, You could melt

    the antarktis with their brain farts.

    I miss the good old time...

    Bye

    Physfitfreak schrieb:


    Man.. this party took 4 hours. Damn! Only one pound of dry pinto >>>>>>>> beans
    were
    used. I could run a gas burning heater with it for  a good 30 >>>>>>>> minutes.




    Took 4 hours to get all the 100 years of Carter out.







    explain your farts


    A same size bag of pinto beans in a drawer inside refrigerator has your
    name written on it.

    Put it in your will that someone inform us of your death. I know how to
    mourn you.

    Tch, tch, Roachie, we are already dead and if you are thinking of
    Arindam this is to let you know that the Goddess loves him and will
    utterly destroy all who even think of harming him. Take care, roach.

    Bertietaylor


    Goddess wants you to be farted out. Believe me.

    Wrong, asshole. The Goddess is tired of you Einsteinian cretins and your
    evil ways.

    Trump will kick you out if he can find you. Nothing for belief here! So
    go hide under something, like a flat stone.

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  • From Bertietaylor@21:1/5 to Physfitfreak on Fri Jan 3 02:42:59 2025
    On Thu, 2 Jan 2025 21:55:40 +0000, Physfitfreak wrote:

    On 1/2/25 3:20 AM, bertietaylor wrote:
    On Thu, 2 Jan 2025 3:38:02 +0000, Physfitfreak wrote:

    On 1/1/25 8:02 PM, Bertietaylor wrote:
    On Wed, 1 Jan 2025 22:08:19 +0000, Physfitfreak wrote:

    On 1/1/25 4:25 AM, Bertietaylor wrote:
    On Mon, 30 Dec 2024 17:09:41 +0000, Physfitfreak wrote:

    On 12/30/24 10:36 AM, Physfitfreak wrote:
    On 12/30/24 6:29 AM, Mild Shock wrote:
    Hi,

    Thats nothing compared to when Dan Christensen,
    John Gabriel and Archimedes Plutonium all posted
    at once on google groups, You could melt

    the antarktis with their brain farts.

    I miss the good old time...

    Bye

    Physfitfreak schrieb:


    Man.. this party took 4 hours. Damn! Only one pound of dry pinto >>>>>>>>>> beans
    were
    used. I could run a gas burning heater with it for  a good 30 >>>>>>>>>> minutes.




    Took 4 hours to get all the 100 years of Carter out.







    explain your farts


    A same size bag of pinto beans in a drawer inside refrigerator has your >>>>> name written on it.

    Put it in your will that someone inform us of your death. I know how to >>>>> mourn you.

    Tch, tch, Roachie, we are already dead and if you are thinking of
    Arindam this is to let you know that the Goddess loves him and will
    utterly destroy all who even think of harming him. Take care, roach.

    Bertietaylor


    Goddess wants you to be farted out. Believe me.

    Wrong, asshole. The Goddess is tired of you Einsteinian cretins and your
    evil ways.

    Trump will kick you out if he can find you. Nothing for belief here! So
    go hide under something, like a flat stone.


    ٰٰI will follow Goddess's will. I will one day fart you out.


    With so much gas in thee, Roachie, you can self-explode. Since you are
    amusing the Goddess has refrained.

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