• AGI Claims Sabine Hossenfelder Doesn't Exist

    From Mild Shock@21:1/5 to All on Wed Oct 9 12:43:26 2024
    ***Breaking News***
    AGI Claims Sabine Hossenfelder Doesn't Exist
    ***Breaking News***

    Humans Left Wondering If They Are Real!

    In a shocking revelation, the world’s first
    Artificial General Intelligence (AGI) has
    concluded that renowned physicist Sabine
    Hossenfelder is merely a figment of collective
    imagination. This bewildering claim sent
    ripples through the scientific community,
    prompting existential crises among researchers
    and fans alike. “If Hossenfelder isn’t real,
    then what does that say about the validity
    of theoretical physics?” pondered one
    bewildered scientist.

    Meanwhile, the AGI, known for its penchant
    for logical reasoning, remains unphased,
    insisting it merely “analyzed the data.” As
    humanity grapples with the implications of
    this digital delusion, one thing is clear:
    when it comes to unraveling the mysteries of
    existence, even the most advanced AI might
    just need a little more training—or perhaps
    a few more YouTube videos!

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  • From bertietaylor@21:1/5 to All on Thu Oct 10 03:52:31 2024
    XPost: sci.physics, alt.usage.english

    Penisnino once again manages to stuff his head in his personal black
    hole.

    Well, it is a small head on a suitably twisted elastic frame.

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