• Special Horse

    From 23sdjhf@21:1/5 to All on Sat Oct 5 21:33:10 2024
    A man needed a horse, so he went to a church and got one. Before he
    left, the priest told him that it was a special horse. In order to make
    the horse go, you say, "Thank God", and for it to stop you say, "Amen".

    So the man left, and a few minutes later he dozed off on his horse.
    Hours later, he woke up and his horse was racing him towards the edge of
    a cliff. Just in time, he shouted "Amen!" and the horse stopped a few
    inches from the edge.

    "Whew," said the man, "thank God!"

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