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From Howard S. Hong@21:1/5 to All on Sun Oct 6 15:34:44 2024

Wife: "What are you doing?"

Husband: "Nothing."

Wife: "Nothing? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."

Husband: "I was looking for the expiration date."

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