• Vladimir Putin now has aquaculture special ability

    From David Dalton@21:1/5 to All on Tue Mar 11 04:41:42 2025
    XPost: alt.fan.countries.russia, alt.current-events.russia, talk.politics.soviet
    XPost: alt.religion.christian.east-orthodox, alt.religion.christian.russian-orthodox

    From the “Waxing Clamshell to Blood Moon” thread
    on alt.religion.druid :

    "And if some criminals were using their special ability for
    negative purposes, it has been removed and replaced
    with a benign ability. For example, Vladimir Putin’s
    far hearing ability has been removed and replaced
    with aquaculture special ability (a new ability that is
    like green thumb, animal husbandry, and healer,
    only for fish and other non-mammal sea creatures,
    including coral).”

    Straight-type-2-M Vladimir Putin’s unconsummated old
    lock has been rendered incomplete and his formerly
    lesbian gymnast partner has turned bif, so they are now
    optimally sexually compatible, and I again recommend that
    they retire to his yacht.

    However, unlike what I said before, he is not an
    assisted shaktipat recipient, since they are restricted
    to minor criminal or better now.

    There won’t be negative charisma modulation for
    probably another three days.

    But if Putin is experiencing warning signs, he should
    consult someone ordained to priest level or equivalent
    or higher, who should now have confession divination
    ability and can meditate (or pray meditatively) on the
    best course of action for themself or other, which might
    evolve some in the next three days.

    --
    David Dalton dalton@nfld.com https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page) https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) “And the cart is on a wheel; And the wheel is on a hill;
    And the hill is shifting sand; And inside these laws we stand" (Ferron)

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  • From David Dalton@21:1/5 to All on Tue Mar 11 18:41:55 2025
    XPost: alt.fan.countries.russia, alt.current-events.russia, talk.politics.soviet
    XPost: alt.religion.christian.east-orthodox, alt.religion.christian.russian-orthodox

    On Mar 11, 2025, David Dalton wrote
    (in article<0001HW.2D8019AE00E8E42D70000150638F@news.eternal-september.org>):

    From the “Waxing Clamshell to Blood Moon” thread
    on alt.religion.druid :

    "And if some criminals were using their special ability for
    negative purposes, it has been removed and replaced
    with a benign ability. For example, Vladimir Putin’s
    far hearing ability has been removed and replaced
    with aquaculture special ability (a new ability that is
    like green thumb, animal husbandry, and healer,
    only for fish and other non-mammal sea creatures,
    including coral).”

    Straight-type-2-M Vladimir Putin’s unconsummated old
    lock has been rendered incomplete and his formerly
    lesbian gymnast partner has turned bif, so they are now
    optimally sexually compatible, and I again recommend that
    they retire to his yacht.

    However, unlike what I said before, he is not an
    assisted shaktipat recipient, since they are restricted
    to minor criminal or better now.

    There won’t be negative charisma modulation for
    probably another three days.

    But if Putin is experiencing warning signs, he should
    consult someone ordained to priest level or equivalent
    or higher, who should now have confession divination
    ability and can meditate (or pray meditatively) on the
    best course of action for themself or other, which might
    evolve some in the next three days.

    Well, I failed again, and am trying again this evening,
    and in the story of The Boy Who Cried Wolf,
    eventually the Wolf did come.

    --
    David Dalton dalton@nfld.com https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page) https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) “And the cart is on a wheel; And the wheel is on a hill;
    And the hill is shifting sand; And inside these laws we stand" (Ferron)

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